What happened
On the 10th anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist attacks, you wouldn’t have thought an American would be booed by their own crowd at a major sporting event in New York City. Yet Serena Williams achieved exactly this.

How the hell'd you beat me, Sam? Class, Serena. In every sense of the word. Pic: AFP

In normal circumstances, the story of the day would have been Sam Stosur’s straight sets US Open victory, which made her the first Ausralian woman in to win a Grand Slam event since Evonne Goolagong Cawley won Wimbledon way back in 1981.

But Williams changed the whole tone of the event with a foul outburst at the umpire. Among other filth she said “You’re out of control” and “You’re a hater, and you’re just unattractive inside.” We just wish the umpire had returned serve with that old schoolyard taunt “I know you are but what am I?”

The outburst came after Williams was docked a point for yelling while the ball was still in play. Such antics are deemed to be deliberately off-putting to an opponent. Sam Stosur’s press conference, perhaps laced with just the faintest dose of irony, included the line: “Serena, you are a fantastic player, great champion and have done wonders for our sport.”

The wonders will never cease.

What happened next
Williams received the world’s smallest reprimand, a $2,000 fine which represented just 0.002 per cent of her $900,000 runners-up cheque. Meanwhile, Stosur rocketed to number seven in the world, and finished the year at number six. She didn’t win another tournament in 2011 and has still won just three in her career. At least she won the one that mattered.

What we learned
We learned that even the cynical New York crowd has a threshold for the level of idiotic behaviour on display. We also learned that Kyle Sandilands has a soul mate. Above all, we learned that Australian tennis will always produce one or two players every decade capable of mixing it with the world’s best. That said, there is no one within cooee of Sam in the women’s rankings. The junior production line remains very, very broken.

How The Punch covered it
This was an event we were able to cover live, as the final played out on a Monday morning here in Australia. We watched it live, chewed a few fingernails, let out a few whoops when Sam won, then published a lunchtime update entitled Slammin’ Sam Shows Serena How to act Like a Lady. Which she did.

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    • Bill says:

      09:01am | 10/12/11

      All the money in the world can’t buy class, Serena.

    • Alf says:

      09:06am | 10/12/11

      Williams has a mouth to match her arse. Astronauts can see it from outer space, like the Great Barrier Reef.

    • JS says:

      09:22am | 10/12/11

      charming.

    • badrinath says:

      02:27pm | 10/12/11

      Good stuff Alf, you so eloquently prove yourself to be not an ounce more in quality than your day to day opinions indicate. Talk about class.

    • Alf says:

      02:45pm | 10/12/11

      Geeze…thanks badrinth. I agree, it was some of my better work.

    • badrinath says:

      05:06pm | 10/12/11

      Sorry Alf, that may have been a bit of saved up annoyance with other stuff you say that infuriates me. Working on the weekend lowers my tolerance a little.

    • Alf says:

      07:41am | 11/12/11

      @badrinath. You just had a ‘Serena Williams moment’.

    • LJ Dots says:

      06:11pm | 11/12/11

      Well played Alf and badrinath. Two sets all. Tiebreaker.

    • Michael says:

      04:01pm | 10/12/11

      Someone needs to use a calculator- $2000 is not 0.002% of $900,000.
      It’s 0.22%

    • Horrible Bosses says:

      05:01pm | 10/12/11

      My new year’s resolution is simple!.
      Television tennis will be back to replace television cricket!

    • Anthony Sharwood says:

      07:09pm | 10/12/11

      Actually I knew I made the error when I woke up but am moving house and didn;t have the measn to change it. But you err as ell I’m afraid Michael. The amount is 1/450th which translates as 0.02% or about about a fifth of one per cent (which could be $9,000). We both lose.

    • Gotta Laugh says:

      04:58am | 11/12/11

      No, it isn’t.

      2000 out of 900,000 cannot be .02%, FFS. Use your eyes.  It’s 2 out of 900. 

      1 in 100 is 1%. Here we have 1 in 450. That’s roughly one fifth of the one per cent.

      So Michael is right - it’s 0.22%. Use your fingers, your head or your calculator, but get your brain in gear first.

      No more excuses. it’s 0.22%.

    • Anthony Sharwood says:

      01:45pm | 11/12/11

      ok used my fingers. you’re right.

      I claim the “i wrote this on friday arvo” exception

 

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