
Rightly or wrongly the Senate is currently standing in the way of a chunk of the Rudd Government’s agenda.
The Rudd Bank, Renewable Energy Targets, and a Building Industry Watchdog are all in contention at the moment.
But after Greens Senator Sarah Hanson-Young suffered what she said was the most “humiliating moment” of her life last night, its been agreed the Senate will debate on Monday the rules over children being allowed into the Chamber. Taxpayer dollars at work.
As Bob Brown told it this morning on ABC radio little Kora, 2, was sitting quietly on her mother’s lap during a division when the President of the Senate John Hogg ordered she be taken outside. A staffer was dispatched with the toddler, who promptly started screaming.
Senator Brown said this morning that Kora had provided a “pleasant diversion” for those nearby after a hard week. We’re talking about the Senate. The Upper House of the Australian Parliamentary system, which is currently holding a political gun to Kevin Rudd’s head.
Apparently Kora’s cries could be heard through the locked door. The drama all had a bit of a Dickensian feel, and Senator Hogg has admitted he could have handled it better at the time. But he shouldn’t have had to.
Senator Hanson-Young has staff, in fact there are thousands of people in Parliament House during sitting weeks. Surely one of them could have played with Kora for half an hour while her mother did the job she gets paid very well for by the Australian tax-payers.
There is also a child-care centre about 500 metres from the Senate Chamber, which, in case you are wondering about its standards, has a marble sand pit. These are not facilities available to most working mothers, who if they took their two-year-old to work would be promptly shown the door.
But Senator Hanson-Young, 27, was apparently very distressed, and for the first time in a while it appears there’s multi-partisan agreement in the Upper House, with Liberals, Greens and members of the ALP all outraged at her treatment.
Senator Hanson-Young has now inadvertently turned Kora into a stunt baby, in the vein of Charlotte Marshall who was controversially breast-fed in the Victorian parliament by her mother Kirstie Marshall in 2003. Breast-feeding of babies is now also allowed in the Federal Parliament.
But “pleasant diversions” do not belong in the Senate, any more than they belong in the High Court, or any other work place where the future of the nation is being debated and decided.
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