This wretched Government simply must increase the funding for private schools. The more children we can get into private education, the better we, as a nation, will become.

These sorts of people deserve our pity and our help

There has been quite the furore over the figures revealed by MySchool 2.0 – and commentators have rightly pointed out that this Labor Government is using the politics of envy to further its ideological warfare against the wealthy.

Two points about the MySchool data leap out at one:

1. Private school students do not necessarily perform better on the literacy and numeracy tests.

2. It doesn’t matter.

Private schools have far better facilities. They have the manicured lawns, the outstanding sporting facilities, and the well-resourced music, art and drama departments that allow our precious progeny to reach their full potential.

A private school child will not only have better manners, better uniforms (and probably better breeding) – they also have better opportunities in life.

It is naïve in the extreme to imagine potential employers and potential breeding partners do not judge young men and women on their accent and school history.

Being well spoken, polished in looks and voice, are fare more important than reaching arbitrary benchmarks in such esoteric areas as reading, writing and arithmetic.

Take Prime Minister Julia Gillard, for example. If she had a private school education and accent instead of that horrendously common nasal drawl and poor dress sense, we wouldn’t have a hung Parliament.

Certainly she and many other Labor politicians (not to mention those uncouth unionists) would benefit greatly from studying Alexander Downer’s perfectly plummy voice.

The other important advantage of independent school is that one is surrounded by a better breed of people. Any parent can tell you that a child’s peers have a large influence on their behaviour – their friends make them who they are. So you must ensure they are surrounded by the right sort of friend, and that means Janes and Emmas, not Kryystaals and Cheyennes.

There are, of course, separate but equally compelling arguments for supporting the choice of single-sex schools and religious institutions. Sequestering the genders is excellent practice for the real-life divergence of men and women in the workplace, and no one has yet proven that a secular education delivers a more moral population than the fear of God can instil.

All the MySchool data shows conclusively is that more public funding needs to be funnelled into private schooling.

I tell you which ‘hit list’ should be created – and that’s one that seeks to close down those schools that are hotbeds of indolence, poverty, and crime.

If more people had the opportunity to leave the aesthetically challenged public school system, it would be a leg up for our disadvantaged. Think of it – giving the tired, the poor, the huddled masses the chance to mingle with their superiors.

Noel Pearson himself, who clearly represents the monolith that is Aboriginal culture, has argued that sending Aboriginal youth to the finest private schools is the best way forward.

It is time for the elite in society to recognise the need for equal opportunity, and that means convincing the Government that Australia’s future is private.

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    • Nanna from Vyle Bay says:

      12:39pm | 06/03/11

      The future of school education is optional schooling..

    • St. Michael says:

      01:10pm | 06/03/11

      Most likely right.

    • acotrel says:

      10:34am | 07/03/11

      Tony Abbott is a Rhodes Scholar.  Does that have something to do with VicRoads?

    • KH says:

      12:20pm | 07/03/11

      Acotrel - no, but it does have everything to do with a famous misogynist (and I believe racist) called Rhodes…......and no, im not saying there are no female Rhodes Scholars - now a days….......
      Bob Hawke was one too, as was Bill Clinton….....

    • Nanna from Vyle Bay says:

      12:42pm | 06/03/11

      public school students don’t need private schools.
      public school children don’t need to be forced into private school education.
      nobody learns anything from private schools.

    • St. Michael says:

      01:11pm | 06/03/11

      Most likely wrong, since optional schooling by definition means all schools are therefore private.

    • Andrew says:

      02:00pm | 06/03/11

      And you know this Nanna as you went to both? Which one were you expelled from?
      Clearly you didn’ pay attention to your public school teachers when they were trying to teach you!

    • BobM says:

      03:52pm | 06/03/11

      Nanna is a trio. Don’t feed the trolls.

    • acotrel says:

      06:52am | 07/03/11

      We need more ‘centres of excellence’ like Melbourne High School, and MacRobertson Girls High School.  There are very few private schools in the same echelon, regardless of how much money Howard might have sent their way! There are more ways of judging excellence, without using the level of pamperdness as a performance indicator!

    • maybe says:

      01:26pm | 07/03/11

      acotrel, your point seems to be focusing on selective versus non-selective (comprehensive?) schools, rather than private/public.  It stands to reason that it you only let the smart ones in you’re going to perform better academically.

    • Luce says:

      01:44pm | 07/03/11

      If nothing is learnt from private schools, I hate think how little is learnt from public schools - is there such a thing as negative learning?

    • Economist says:

      12:51pm | 06/03/11

      Geez you’re going to cop it for this one Punchies. Despite the tongue in cheek nature of the article, there is an element of truth in that there is a perception that some non-government schools are elitist but they’re diverse enough for their supporters to find examples of underfunding, just as there are some public schools with plenty of money. 

      Really the argument should be about tailoring to meet the needs of students.

    • Tony of Poorakistan says:

      08:52am | 07/03/11

      You can forget that comment about Gillard talking like a Painter & Docker’s shop steward or a bookie’s tout, as it is all an affectation to make her appear ‘one of us’ to the hoi-polloi, dole bludgers, the union mafia and other such ALP voters. 
       
      She can speak quite nicely when she puts her mind to it, or she certainly used to.

    • AW says:

      01:09pm | 06/03/11

      I fully intend to send my child to private Catholic school b/c of the teachers, the facilities, the opportunities and everything else you mentioned. But WHY does the govt need to give additional funding to private schools?! Shouldn’t they be giving more to public schools so they too can offer the same quality of teaching and facilities and opportunities that private schools get? Or do you mean give them more money so that the private option is cheaper for the every day Australian family? I think parents need to make the decision to make their child’s education a priority. I’m sure a lot of average Aussies could find the extra money for school if they thought it was important enough.

    • Greg says:

      01:19pm | 06/03/11

      Probably should have put a disclaimer on this article for the benefit of the sarcastically challenged among us.

    • Sue says:

      03:34pm | 06/03/11

      Yes, it seems people who desire/support private school education don’t get sarcasm. Perhaps when you are obsessively focused on pushing your own child ahead of the general pack, having fallen for the marketing techniques of the private schools which persuade people to part with vast amounts of money by selling the myth of their innate educational and social superiority, you don’t really have time to focus on more subtle nuances.

    • Max says:

      09:08am | 07/03/11

      My daughter having physically experienced both the bullying, feral kids and their equally feral parents at the local primary school, we sent her to the local Catholic primary school which she now attends, happily playing and learning, and with many friends.

      The problem wasn’t the teachers at her old school. It was a couple of her fellow students and the school’s inability to get rid of them, until they have umpteen chances (or free hits at my daughter), and then they are palmed off to the next school.  The government school actually had better facilities and playgrounds, and the teachers were excellent - just hamstrung by the rules and protocols of the Education Department.

    • undertow says:

      09:58am | 07/03/11

      Max - wait until she hits high school. Private high schools just offer a better class of bully with more tools at their disposal for avoiding recrimination for their actions. By tools, I mean loaded parents willing to fork over huge “donations for the benefit of the school”.

    • Santiago says:

      01:22pm | 06/03/11

      The government has an obligation to fund quality public schooling. By the very nature of private (non government) schooling, the obligation should be lessened. 

      It’s all well and good for parents to argue that they chose private schooling, and good on them, if that’s what they want. But what about the parents who can’t afford private schools? Is it okay that their kids attend schools with far less resources?
      If government schools were better resourced and funded, many parents would probably send their children there, rather than a private school. (Excluding parents who specifically want their child to receive a religious education, naturally).

      The government is doing well on some things. Our school has gotten excellent new buildings from the BER… however what about disability funding? There are students with disabilities in mainstream classes because there is not enough government funding to send them to specially catered schools.

      I understand that there will never be enough funding, and this is partially an issue of some parents accepting less parental responsibility (e.g. some parents will teach their kids to drive, some will argue it should be a school subject) and expecting schools can teach their children everything. 

      And I’m not saying don’t give to private schools, because that’s not fair to parents who pay taxes and want to send their children to those schools. But funding should be either equally resourced, or ideally, favouring the government schools- because it’s the people who don’t have any other options that always tend to suffer…

      If you can pay to upgrade your child to whatever school you want, fantastic. But let’s not make our public schools the bottom line.

    • Silverdragon says:

      01:50pm | 06/03/11

      Santiago - in the majority of cases, children with special needs who are “mainstreamed” are not there because there isn’t enough funding to send them to “specially catered schools” it is because their parents and medical advisers feel it is in the child’s best interests to be in a mainstream classroom.  Disabled or special needs children who attend a mainstream school generally have additional assistance to help them cope (though it could be argued that more resources are needed in this area).

      Sorry to pick on one point in your narrative - just wanted to get the picture straight.

    • Santiago says:

      04:30pm | 06/03/11

      @ Silverdragon

      For the majority, perhaps. But in the case I was talking about, the school has applied for this student to be in a special school as she actually cannot operate in the mainstream, but there is not a place for her. And when I say she cannot operate, I mean there are so few standard educational outcomes she can meet that her progress cannot effectively be measured. While there are other outcomes than literacy and numeracy (etc.), there are far better ways to achieve this.

      And it is actually ridiculous to place many of these students in the mainstream and expect them to “cope” with a literacy class or a reading session a week masquerading as “support”. I have actually seen these first hand so while my view may not be an entire country/state balanced view, it certainly isn’t incorrect.

    • Chris says:

      09:13am | 07/03/11

      The reality is that there are more and more students with special needs in the private sectory because state schools cannot cope but the students still need to be seen to be “mainstreamed” because we have been told that is the “right” thing. 
      It is actually the wrong thing, especially when a child needs highly specialised teaching. The average classroom teacher cannot cope, often has little or not specialist training and has too many other issues to handle.
      The politically correct garbage being handed out about socialisation and equality is just a cover for saving money and putting the entire burden back on the family… and by no means all families can cope.

    • Paul Horn says:

      10:47am | 07/03/11

      Santiago sorry to knock you off your high horse but Private schools on average receive only half the total funding provided to the public system. In fact many remote Aboriginal schools receive twice the public funding avaerage per student yet their academic results are at best abysmal. The lie touted by misinformed progressive fools that the more funding the better the outcome is exactly that - a complete furphy.

      Elite private schools receive even less than the private school average, around 20% of state funding. If all schools were funded equally this would provide much greater parental choice. In fact elite schools subsidise the public system, that is the truth of the matter that you will never ever hear touted in the press especially when populated by leftist zealots such as the likes of the above columnist. 

      Punch On people

    • phil says:

      01:32pm | 06/03/11

      This article is full of strawmen.  The author has resorted to divisive misrepresentations rather than addressing the strong arguments for private education; e.g. competition between different methods of education, greater freedom for parents to decide how they raise their children, greater freedom for teachers to decide where and how they work. 

      Two points about the thin substance of this article:
      - Why is it a bad thing to be concerned about your child’s peer group? Why should children be forced to stay in a school full of bad behaviour for the sake of ideology?
      -Class and the commitment of parents to education probably explain these results far better than a simple public/private divide.

      If you’re most concerned about academic results, try Kumon, or other similar tutoring. That’s where you really get value for money.

    • Silverdragon says:

      01:52pm | 06/03/11

      This article is full of tongue-in-cheek and deliberately provocative statements, Phil.  I don’t think it’s supposed to be serious in any way…

    • Carlos says:

      02:05pm | 06/03/11

      @ Phil
      Re: Child’s peer group
      Then how well equipped is your child going to be when they venture out into the “real world” with all of these different types of peers?

    • jf says:

      02:17pm | 06/03/11

      Silverdragon says:01:52pm | 06/03/11

      “This article is full of tongue-in-cheek and deliberately provocative statements, Phil.  I don’t think it’s supposed to be serious in any way…”

      It is tongue in cheek, it is true. However, it is disingenuous to say that it is supposed be serious when it is “deliberately provocative”.

      Whilst this is a poor attempt, driven by hatred and moral superiority, much of the most inciteful and provoctive political and social commentary has been, and continues to be, satirical.

    • Zoe says:

      03:18pm | 06/03/11

      You can be concerned about your child’s peer group all you want, but in the end they will choose their own friends and all you can do is guide them. I went to both public and private and believe me there are good and bad kids in both. You wont be able to control who your kids are drawn to. A kid with a “rough” exterior can quite often be just the opposite and a kid with impecable manners can be a very good liar!

    • Amanda Coleman (mother) says:

      07:14am | 30/06/11

      I initially thought the same as you, Phil, when reading this. After giving it a second glance, I sort of had to laugh to myself a little about the article. I agree with Silverdragon: I don’t think this is supposed to be serious in any way. My son is attending a private school because he struggles with the courses at public schools due to his learning disability. The more focused attention at a private school has helped him tremendously. Private schools aren’t appealing to everyone. To each their own!

      Amanda Coleman

    • fairsfair says:

      01:39pm | 06/03/11

      Ms Hill Corrington Smyth, half way through this article I found I was subconsciously reading it with aplomb and throroughly enjoyed issues raised by same.

      “Take Prime Minister Julia Gillard, for example. If she had a private school education and accent instead of that horrendously common nasal drawl and poor dress sense, we wouldn’t have a hung Parliament.”

      I think this is true, but I also don’t think it wrong to believe that ones public projection of “self” does not matter. I am the product of public school and I worked hard while I was there. I have achieved no less than what I would have if I had gone to the best private school in my area. Have times changed, I don’t know, but I haven’t even been out of school for ten years yet so I think it is too early to comment either way. I might also add that FNQ factor aside, I don’t have a nasal drawl and bad dress sense - so could it be down to (shock horror!) a person’s individuality? Ms Gillards sister does not sound at all like her, so how do you put this down to her “education”?.

      The govt should offer [some] funding to private schools due to the pressure they take off the public system. If every child in Australia was the product of public funded education we’d be struggling to pay a fraction of the bills. I don’t know figures however and would not agree if the govt kick in was close to the same or more than what they pump into publicly funded schools. If education is a basic “right” of all Australians - wealthier individuals have the right to contribute personal funds over and above in the hope that they are achieving more for their children.

      If you can’t afford private education, well take more interest in your kid’s workload, help them, communicate with their teachers and encourage your kids to work hard. There are tertiary facilities out there that only look at marks and whether or not you have a nasal drawl and appauling dress sense is really of no consequence to them - your govt funded hecs/help agreement is still paying your bills and that is all they care about.

      I am more concerned by the money wasted on things like the GG’s $800 a week florist habit. There is certainly enough money to go around, it is just being mismanaged.

    • Elphaba says:

      06:03pm | 06/03/11

      The GG spends $800/wk on flowers??

      GAHHHH!!! *head explodes*

      And I was thinking the only thing I could be truly angry at was the carbon tax.

      I was publicly educated too.  My parents couldn’t afford private.  It didn’t stop me getting into a great uni and doing well in my career.  I think it has a lot to do with the person and their family and how much learning is encouraged outside of school, as well as within.

      Hi5!

    • VickiPS says:

      06:31pm | 06/03/11

      A case in point—Ms Bryce did attend a state primary school for a time, but she did her secondary schooling as a boarder at Moreton Bay College, a school so correct that the girls wore morning, afternoon and dinner frocks. I’m sure that laying a table and arranging the flahrs were high in curriculum.

    • Pot of Gold says:

      01:39pm | 06/03/11

      Tory
      You look like a female leprechaun.
      Are their female leprechauns?

      We might as well privatise all schools, So that only those people that can afford to educate their children could get one. Of course this would require completely overturning a hundred years of legislation. That of course could only happen under a coalition government.

    • stephen says:

      01:59am | 07/03/11

      Actually only a real leprechaun can answer you, and as far as private schools go, they mostly deem to inhibit emotions, which is an aspect of Conservatism.
      This is good for corporate citizens - therefore good for Globalism, which actually, has no benefits for localized cultures - yet I hope that the current insistence on music, drama and media arts in private educations will address this seeming imbalance.

    • jf says:

      01:46pm | 06/03/11

      It is difficult to know where to respond to this article and what it is suggesting.
      It is clearly having a tongue in cheek go at private schools. However, I am at a loss to understand why.
      It appears to be the suggestion that Australian’s should have choice. The choice to either send our kids to private school or public school.
      There was the fact that private schools invariably having better facilities and provide a greater range of opportunity for students – I’m sure that that is not a bad thing so I’ve missed the point there.
      There was a comment that private school kids would have “better manners, better uniforms (and probably better breeding)”. On the first point, I’m sure that that has more to do with their home life than school. On the second, so what, if they went to public schools they’d still have better clothes as they would be able to spend all that money saved on school fees. And so what? As to breeding, perhaps in England circa 1950, but Australia 2011 – come on. You are just as likely to see a plumber drop his kids at a private school as an obstetrician. And in any case, a plumber is just as likely to have attended a private school and the obstetrician a public.
      “It is naïve in the extreme to imagine potential employers and potential breeding partners do not judge young men and women on their accent and school history.”
      Their accent? Really? Just a tad hysterical don’t you think. Both Julia Gillard and Malcolm Turnbull went to public schools and their presentation and “accents” are quite different.
      “Being well spoken, polished in looks and voice, are fare more important than reaching arbitrary benchmarks in such esoteric areas as reading, writing and arithmetic.”
      I wouldn’t say more important but success in life is not all about being school dux and attending Uni. Unless of course you want to be a union delegate or Labor Party politician. Or a sneering and morally superior writer. I am more concerned that my girls turn out to be well rounded, polite, confident, open-minded women. Not that I’m suggesting that his wouldn’t happen at public or private, just that school is about more than just academic benchmarks.
      “Certainly she and many other Labor politicians (not to mention those uncouth unionists) would benefit greatly from studying Alexander Downer’s perfectly plummy voice.”
      What about Gough Whitlam’s elegant and regal voice and bearing? In any case, whilst you are making your strawman arguments, it would be interesting to take a straw poll to see just how many Labor politicians attended private school v Coalition. I’m betting on the Coalition having a greater percentage having attended public school. 
      “The other important advantage of independent school is that one is surrounded by a better breed of people. Any parent can tell you that a child’s peers have a large influence on their behaviour – their friends make them who they are.”
      Your last point is well supported by all the academic research. Whether or not you believe that breeding in 2011 Australia has any impact on the quality of a person depends on just how much you believe that Australia in 2011 resembles 19th century England.
      “ Sequestering the genders is excellent practice for the real-life divergence of men and women in the workplace, and no one has yet proven that a secular education delivers a more moral population than the fear of God can instil.”
      There is plenty of academic research that supports your first point
      And of course, the religion card.  Leaving alone that many (most) of the parents send their kids to private schools for reasons other than religion, leaving alone that the religious orders founded many of Australia’s first and most remote schools, no-one that I have ever spoken to believes that private religious schools are a moral imperative.
      “I tell you which ‘hit list’ should be created – and that’s one that seeks to close down those schools that are hotbeds of indolence, poverty, and crime.”
      Not one single person that I have ever heard or read on this issue suggests this. Don’t worry about chucking it into the argument though. It makes for a nice easy rebuttal with your next chardonnay. 
      “Noel Pearson himself, who clearly represents the monolith that is Aboriginal culture, has argued that sending Aboriginal youth to the finest private schools is the best way forward.”
      It’s hard to disagree with Noel Pearson on many points, particularly this one.
      “It is time for the elite in society to recognise the need for equal opportunity, and that means convincing the Government that Australia’s future is private.”
      No, Tory, Australia’s future is for a well educated public education system complimented by a private system funded by those prepared to pay for it with some support from the Government. Australia’s future is for education choice.

    • Andrew says:

      03:22pm | 06/03/11

      And I’ll re-iterate.
      The public school system is already subsidised by the private school sector.
      If we didn’t have private schools and those willing to pay and sacrifice (a huge percentage of private school parents make great sacrifices to have their children educated in the private sector) to send their children there, then what would the public schools be like? Ghettos is a good word!

    • Diamantina Dick says:

      04:01pm | 06/03/11

      “What about Gough Whitlam’s elegant and regal voice and bearing?”

      That was because he attended Knox Grammar, currently $20,000 P.A.

    • rb says:

      01:23pm | 07/03/11

      @andrew What would public schools be like if there were no private schools? They would be funded correctly.
      The reason public schools are like they are is because of a decade long wringing of funds channelled to private schools.
      Everyone pays tax, everyone is entitled to a good education not only those buy their way through life.

    • Steve says:

      02:49pm | 07/03/11

      “A plumber is just as likely to have attended a private school as a doctor.”

      What a stupid comment.

    • jf says:

      08:32am | 08/03/11

      Steve says:02:49pm | 07/03/11

      “What a stupid comment.”

      Why Steve? The whole theme was the apparent class divide that exists in Australia and that is manifested in our school system.

      I think that the proposition is wrong and, perhaps what I should have said was that a plumber is just as likely to be a parent at a private school as a dotor.

      However, I think that the point was clear to all but the utterly literal and pedantic.

      Thanks for reading my very long post though. If that was all you found to criticise I am glad.

    • CH says:

      01:52pm | 06/03/11

      My parents are trying to convince my younger brother to attend Scotch College, an exclusive indepedent school for boys.  Currently, he is in yr 8 at Victoria’s best performing non-selective public school.  However, my parents are realising the benefits of a private school education.  As Smythe says, you are surrounded by “a better breed” of people.  The students have a better work ethic and are more confident since they are pretty much forced to participate in as many extra-curricular activities as possible e.g. inter-school sports, debating.  Every student strives for excellence, and such an atmosphere at school is a motivation for success. 
      My parents put a heavier emphasis on my brother’s social development, and are not so worried about his marks any more (as long as he doesn’t fall below average).  At an exclusive private school, your social circle will probably turn out to be the state’s next batch of corporate leaders.  It’s a safety net for my brother to have these connections from such a young age.
      Most importantly, my parents want him to become a cultivated young man, someone who may not have achieved perfect marks in high school, but is culturally refined in all aspects of life.

    • Zoe says:

      03:33pm | 06/03/11

      Just so long as he doesnt become a bully and a snob who looks down on those he believes are beneath him!  I noticed a while back that one of Adelaide’s top private schools was involved in some of the worst bullying. If your younger brother is happy where he is,  is doing ok academically and has a good group of friends then he’s probably in the best place. How many teens are depressed and suicidal?  Does heeven want to become a corporate leader?  There are far more respected and important jobs out there and you dont need a private education to achieve them.

    • Nathan says:

      06:21pm | 06/03/11

      I went to Melbourne High, so I feel comfortable pointing out that when Smythe says that you are surrounded by “a better breed” of people at private schools, she is mocking the people that voice those kinds of views. As though wealthy people are somehow better.

      Perhaps if the wealthy and influential in this country were, effectively, in the same boat as the less well-off, then the state of public schooling would be drastically improved for everyone?

    • Paul Horn says:

      11:44am | 07/03/11

      Gee I dunno Zoe you carp on about class snobbism but in this country of halfwits and deadbeats the reverse is true. Many morons with lesser education are the snobs. I come from a working class background (Dads a fitter / machinist, mum was a typist) and being tertiary educated often find it is the less educated drongo that has an issue with me based on my educaiton and ability to string a few words together in a sentence that makes sense.

      While living in the UK I worked on many building sites and had absolutely no problem with the work crews. To them I was just another Aussie. It was a relief not to be sidelined or looked at differently because you’re not full of tats and drugged up to your eye balls.

      You musty admit though the upper class British accent is very easy to understand! The lazy laconic Aussie strine can be very difficult to unravel and often I need to ask the person to repeat what they just said.

    • Jolanda says:

      01:57pm | 06/03/11

      The Government does fund Public schools well but the problem is that, like everything that is Government run, the majority of the money goes to the bureaucrats to sit in their ivory towers and cover up any complaints about the system that they run.  They don’t need any more money; ask them they say the public school is as good as the private, if not better. 

      I had to pull children out of the public school system due to the neglect of their education as children with identified special educational needs.  When I complained my children were systematically targeted, bullied and victimised whilst everybody looked on.    This was some years ago but removing them wasn’t easy as we couldn’t afford non government schools at the time.    The stress and distress that it caused my children and family was extreme.  Nobody cared, in the Private system the difference is that people care when the school is failing one of their own.

      Until the bureaucrats that are running the system are held to account for their failures and their bias and corruption then the public school system will continue to go backwards and money will continue to be spent on the wrong end.

      Education – Keeping them Honest

    • Richard says:

      02:26pm | 06/03/11

      That’s right.

      Competition is the only force on earth that generates better outcomes for average consumers like you and me. The entire education sector should become deregulated and privatised, its the only way to drive innovation and efficiency.

    • Economist says:

      03:03pm | 06/03/11

      @Jolanda, federally the bureaucrats are funded separately. There’s administered funds and departmental funds. Departmental funds fund the bureaucrats and administered funds are the outlays to deliver the service. When the fderal government makes a funding announcement it’s administered funds they’re talking about. If the announcement requires additional departmental funding the relevant department has to request this separately and justify it.

      As for spending the majority of money on bureaucrats approximate $30 billion is spent on education. The federal department of Education, Employment and Workplace Relations is given a budget of approximately $1B dollars of which around half is spent on wages and salaries http://www.annualreport2010.deewr.gov.au/2010/part5/Pages/02.aspx (note the department is responsible for more than just education). The state government education departments alternatively as deliverers of the service incorporate in their budgets the bureaucrats so it’s a lot harder to figure out how much money goes to the ivory tower, but I doubt it’s the majority.   

      @Richard can I suggest you Google public good and get back to me on your assertion. While some market based efficiencies can be applied to the sector, a deregulated privatised sector would not improve the society we live in. Education is about more than test scores.

    • Zoe says:

      03:40pm | 06/03/11

      And yet I know of a boy who was doing so well in public school that he won a schollarship to a top private school, where he was bullied and victimised for being “poor” and “different”. He ended up running away and throwing his entire education away.
      Each school is different and each group of kids is different. Sometimes parents of private school students wont admit their kid can do anything wrong. Same goes for some parents of public school kids too.
      I’m glad youre kids found a safe and happy school.

    • J Curmudgeon says:

      02:13pm | 06/03/11

      Could you write this article again, except this time with the courage to make actual statements and use some analysis? Your tongue-in-cheek sarcasm is oh-so-hilarious for your regular readers, but this article is entirely useless to anyone who doesn’t already agree with you.

    • bill says:

      02:29pm | 06/03/11

      Private school students a better breed of people?  haha give me a break..  All the international school trip incidents are created by private school kids who think they are better than everyone else.

      All the muck up day pranks which clearly went way overboard are done by private school kids who don’t care about anyone except themselves.

      Good manners is one thing, but being a good person is certainly not something I would associate with private schools.

      If you do well in public school you will do well in life.

    • Catching up says:

      02:35pm | 06/03/11

      “A private school child will not only have better manners, better uniforms (and probably better breeding) “

      This statement is not fact and is slanderous.  There are as many well dressed, good mannered children in publics schools as in private

      There are as many uncouth children in private as well public schools.

      Sadly there might be some truth in the perception that they will have better opportunity because of the misleading perception that private schools are better, in spite that any research does not support that assertion.

    • Aunt says:

      02:37pm | 06/03/11

      I send my nephew (who lives with me full time) to private school. I want the very best for him, so I make the sacrifice. It’s not just about reading and writing, it’s about all those other choices which should be available in public schools but aren’t. Smaller classes with teachers being able to give greater focus on each student. Extra courses from a younger age. A strong focus on acceptable behaviour, both when in school and when not in school. Parents encouraged to take part in their child’s education and the school community. Good communication with parents, so they know what’s going on with their child.

      I also think that having to pay larger fees makes parents value their child’s education more, so that they make sure that their child is doing their best, i.e., home work.

      For me it’s not about elitism, it’s about making sure my child has every opportunity I can get for him now so he’ll have more options open to him as an adult.

      I’m not rich, far, far from it, I’ve only been able to find part time work, so my income is only just above the basic pension and when there’s no work available we have to make do with just the pension. I don’t own a house or even have the low rent of government housing, I pay full private rent. Finding the money for private school fees is hard, very hard and I have to make a lot of sacrifices, but it’s worth it to me to see my nephew have the best education. I don’t want him to constantly struggle to find work and to make ends meet, like I do now. I want better for him than that, as all parents and carers should.

      The only people for whom private school is out of reach are those who are too selfish to stop at the amount of children they can actually afford. And before anyone says it’s not selfish to have lots of kids, of course it is, if you can’t afford them. Each extra child you add beyond what you can afford not only enters a world in which their parents cannot afford to raise them, but they also take away opportunities from the child/children born before them who could’ve had more opportunities.

    • Zoe says:

      04:21pm | 06/03/11

      Good on you. I might not agree with everything you have said, (my kids public school classes were far smaller than the local private school) but you are obviously very passionate about sacrificing and doing your very best to give your nephew a great start in life. Too many parents can afford smokes, makeup etc but cant afford things their kids need like education, or have time to cook healthy meals - which ARE cheaper than takeaway -  or to watch their kids play sport. If there were more parents like you, the world would be a far better place. A good parent is so much more important than the school they attend.

    • AW says:

      07:33am | 07/03/11

      Well said, Aunt! Agree 100%

    • Zaf says:

      02:56pm | 06/03/11

      Hear hear!

      Looking forward to the author’s taking the on the question: why oh WHY do we pay taxes?

    • Duff says:

      10:19am | 07/03/11

      Yes.  Or why is it that we can’t have someone shot if we can afford it?

    • David says:

      03:41pm | 06/03/11

      I pay good money to send my kids to an independent school. This school doesn’t mirror any of the information found in the article. It’s small - with around 12 students in each year. Families come from many cultures and walks of life.

      This school has no religious overtones, nor has it established any of the smug stereotypes suggested in the article. No uniforms, no logos, no signs of opulence. The only tradition seems to be one of mutual respect and acceptance at all levels.

      In my 16 year involvement with the school my children have been free to develop in a peaceful environment. They have been able to be themselves - while learning to accept the differences they may see around them. My job as a parent has been dramatically eased, due in large part to the amazing environment created by the caring staff that flows onto the entire school community.

      I know this sounds like a dream - but for me it’s not. And if any of my tax dollars are able to return to this incredible school - then I am all for it.

      Interestingly, my kids would not understand the sarcasm in this article - because their life experience is one of acceptance - not division. Their outlook is optimistic - not jaded through ideology. They are a product of their environment - as Tory is of hers.

    • grace pettigrew says:

      04:02pm | 06/03/11

      This comments thread is hilarious.
      Did you write it too Tory?

    • grace pettigrew says:

      04:02pm | 06/03/11

      This comments thread is hilarious.
      Did you write it too Tory?

    • martin says:

      04:16pm | 06/03/11

      Maybe if they reduced taxes by about $14k per year. Because that’s what it costs to send your kid to a poncy private protestant school. I don’t fancy becoming catholic.

      Maybe it’s better for them to learn how to put up with all the mongs you get in public schools. Because in life the mongs often become even more mongish because there’s money and women at stake and not just marks. Or maybe not, after all they are legally and socially deemed as “adults” past 18. Maybe it’s better to just look down on them from the start. Maybe that saves a lot of trouble and is worth the money.

    • iansand says:

      04:27pm | 06/03/11

      Hey Tors.  Did you check where Noel Pearson went to school?  It hasn’t done him much harm.

    • Will says:

      05:36pm | 06/03/11

      I can only offer an opinion based on my own experiences in this debate. I am 21, Study Engineering at USYD. I didn’t come from any prestigious eastern suburbs priviate college, I came from a Rural public high school where over 40% of the students are in the lowest 25% Socio-economic bracket. At this school I experienced a fantastic cross section of Society from wealthy to poor, from chemistry kids to footy boys. I don’t believe sorting education into social class breeds the right sort of mindset. If the student has ambitions and has parents willing to support them, there is no reason they can not achieve this through a Public school.

      Sure if you want a heated swimming pool for your childs school send them to an elitest Private School and pay extra, but I think it would be immoral for taxpayers dollars to put more of a worth on a rich kid than one whos schools roof is falling in because thats all his parents can afford.

      It takes all sorts to build a nation, The Public system worked for me as it can for anyone willing to take the opportunity. As for better breeds?? some percieved upper class members of society are some of the most disgusting people i’ve ever met just as some strugglers have the biggest hearts and often an intelligence others wouldn’t give a chance too.

      My argument… all kids deserve the same chance, i think a propper classroom for all is far more important than a complete gymnasium for already extremely benifited individuals. Private Schools funded privately, go ahead. Private schools funded Governmentally….what kind of message is that sending?

    • Kika says:

      12:25pm | 07/03/11

      I agree wholeheartedly.

      And the moral issue extends to universities these days too. Since Johnny changed the whole system to allow students who want to pay upfront for whatever course they want and completely bypass the OP/HSC system we’re going to see once again dumb rich kids running the place, while the smart kids from the middle-lower socio-economic strata will be stuck on the bottom again.

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      05:37pm | 06/03/11

      Public or Private schools, they still seem to develop the Aussie whinger, with an attitude of entitlement….

    • Dave C says:

      06:15pm | 06/03/11

      Well well well a nice sarcastic smart arsed piece of satire having a go at people who send their kids to private school, and of course we will say that all private schools are the same with the stereotype that they are all obscenely wealthy, funded by snobbish toffy nosed people from Mosman. Of course the low fee paying independent (mostly Christian based) schools oh no we will slader and smear them too, as for the Catholics well they are all infested with pedophile priests because David Marr said so didnt he?

      What the author doesnt understand is the main reason why parents will send their kids to a Non Government school is that their kids will be safer and wont be either exposed to or go out with or be bullied by the offspring of criminals, drug users, 3rd generation welfare trash or kids who are so messed up that DoCs should have removed them long ago. (This applies to all races colours and creeds, also I am not talking about kids who are in the support unit, those poor kids need all the assistance they can get and its not their fault).

      I work in a public high school in a non teaching support role (I am however a qualified teacher and did work as one for many years) and you see the public system take the ones John West reject. As a result any kid who is not in the top academic stream and wants to learn can be sure to have their lessons disrupted every day by lazy, rude, insolent, disrespectful over confident scum whos parents either dont care about their kids behavior (for reasons mentioned above) or the parents encourage it and take the attitude “no teacher tells my kid what to do”. These angels refuse to do anything they are told, swear at teachers, bully others, cause or engage in fights in the playground (due to comments made on facebook usually) and clog up all the senior executives time. They get warnings upon warnings, dont show to detention and eventually get what they want which is suspension so they can sit and home and do what they want or go out and roam the streets and harass the public knowing the police cant touch them either.

      If you really think the public system is great go to school in Fairfield or Hoxton park where a kid was stabbed and another was bashed or on the North Coast where a kid was bashed and later died as a result.

      Now if your good but not super smart kid gets through Year 10 having their learning disrupted and then they NEED a good HSC result to get into Uni then guess what? Due to the 17years leaving age they are stuck with the same disruptive disrespectful garbage in their classes as they try their best to grapple with much harder concepts than in Years 7-10.  Of course the kids competing for those scarce Uni places in the private system do not have that disadvantage do they?

      But sure sure bag the private system and stereotype all private school parents as snobs from Mosman or Double Bay. Plus I am sure the author really knows what the public system is really like… well you do Tory dont you?

    • Pleasure O'Reilly says:

      08:26am | 07/03/11

      Thanks for taking the time to post that Dave C.  Makes you wonder why parents make so many mistakes, bringing kids into the world they don’t want, or have no capacity to parent properly. All the best in your difficult job, it is teachers doing what you do that will help some determined kids break out from their poverty and disadvantage, and go on to achieve.

    • LauraBoBaura says:

      12:09pm | 07/03/11

      David C -  I disagree completely. I went to a public school in a supposed ‘bad area’ of Sydney for my whole high school career, your average public school is nowhere near as bad as you make out.
      I never saw any drugs or violence in my school & it is always in the top 5 best performing schools when it comes to HSC results.

    • CJ says:

      06:59pm | 06/03/11

      Yeah, I get that it’s a facetious article. To address the issue in another way: imagine if they did actually withdraw funding to Catholic, other religious and independent schools. At the Catholic school where I work, 85% of funds come from one or other level of government, mostly federal, I believe. Without this money, the school would close. Fees would rise to extent that most parents could not afford them. They would take their kids to the nearest public high school, which would soon be overflowing. The question would soon arise: where do we get extra classrooms? Oh, hang on—the local Catholic school recently closed, so there are 80 rooms of all kinds up there. Good ones, too. We might have to lease the premises from the Catholic Church, but that’s cool—just take down the crucifixes and statues of Mary. And we need extra teachers, so we better recruit most of the newly-unemployed Catholic teachers. In fact, we may as well leave them where they are. Rename the place from St Pius High to, I dunno, Kevin Rudd High, and there’s your state takeover of education. All it takes is the stroke of a pen.

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      08:29pm | 06/03/11

      Lease it? Nah, We’ll just take it, along with all the other Catholic Church assets. Where’s that pen?

    • Razor says:

      10:19pm | 06/03/11

      Many a true thing said in jest.

    • Matt says:

      11:54pm | 06/03/11

      A private school, to what many would think, should not be government funded. All they become are expensive and selective government schools that take money from those who are unable to afford the costs associated with “private” schooling.

      It is true that the type of school, or university, you attend, or attended, may be used against or fore you. However, no amount of prestige would enable greater opportunities if the education you receive is wasted on inflating your ego.

      Some people have mentioned that ‘But, we need them to maintain and support the education of students that would otherwise overwhelm the state education system.’ To that, if the schools were not in place initially or were not government funded, the school system would have grown according to the mass of student. In short, people are afraid of the change that may come about now if the system changed.

    • stephen says:

      02:06am | 07/03/11

      By the way Ms. Corrington Smythe, you have a gap in your front teeth.
      Hip hip.
      (And no french kissing heh. Don’t want a law-suit from jeremy or cuthbert out from the farm. Though if you happen to land a kisser from oxford street, dare say, i reckon ‘his’ lips are already serrated.)

    • Ryan says:

      09:10am | 07/03/11

      “A private school child will not only have better manners, better uniforms (and probably better breeding) – they also have better opportunities in life. “
      The fact is that regardless of the tongue in cheek nature of this article, that “manners maketh the man” (or woman) and that “better breeding” is reflected upon their manners simply. Manners are what define you and your class or lack thereof, the better opportunities in life follow because of the manners. You don’t need to attend private school to get this but keeping your kids away from the low class manner-less dropkicks during impressionable years does help.
      I wonder whether there was a survey done with regards to later on in life, who pays the most amount of taxes (dollar for dollar) once leaving school?

    • fairsfair says:

      09:48am | 07/03/11

      “You don’t need to attend private school to get this but keeping your kids away from the low class manner-less dropkicks during impressionable years does help.”

      Parents! More often than not it is they who are causing the problem. I was around all kinds of people as a child (rich, poor, bogan, yuppie, indigenous mission, vietnamese immigrant, 5th generation chinese, white middle class) and the only reason that I am the person that I am is because I went home to a constant environment where we used manners and didn’t speak to each other like pieces of crap. We were taught to be tollerant of difference and told we could be whatever we wanted to be even though we lived in a backwater town, went to a public school and dad had to work 1000km away to keep us fed and clothed.

      Parents, take some responsibility for the raising of your own god damned kids and stop blaming the govt and the schooling system for the development of delinquent, undisciplined, unruly, uncontrollable, entitled and rude children (whatever you define their “issue” to be). They are only at school 6 hours a day. They should be with you and/or under your control or guidance for the other 18. 

      Just like if you own the crappest house on the street. It doesn’t mean that you have to stop mowing the lawn and keeping it tidy. If you drive a 1988 EA Falcon - it may be a POS, but you can still wash it every couple of weeks you know. If you see something lacking in your life stop making it an excuse to blame the government. Same goes for the choices you make for your own kids.

    • Kika says:

      12:20pm | 07/03/11

      Why the heck should any private school receive any government funding at all? It’s rubbish! The money spent on private schools who collect handsome fees from the parents for send their kids there just to be able to put on the SUV’s their schools name on their bumper bars or plastered all over their back windows should be directed towards the state schools who need the money.

      Even state schools collect fees (albeit cheaper ones) from students these days. My parents (both commies) refused to pay as they strongly believed that state schools are government schools and therefore all resources, material and whatever excuse they reckon the fees were used towards should be paid by the government - not them. If they were made to pay fees they would send me to a private school.

      Naturally to my dismay the principal used to drag me into his office every year to explain the non payment. Don’t see how it’s my fault and how I was going to convince my parents to cough up the cash.

    • Aunt says:

      01:14pm | 07/03/11

      The government funding helps poorer families also send their children to private school through the school card system. In effect the fees are reduced for poorer families and children like my nephew can afford to go. Of course there’s still financial sacrifices needed, but some parents and carers are happy to make those sacrifices. Without the government funding then what you say about private school only being for the rich would actually be true.

    • pleb says:

      01:04pm | 07/03/11

      Is that Tory Hill Corrington Smythe the 3rd, of South Yarra? How’s the up market handbag boutique at the Toorak end of Chapel street working out?

    • Gary says:

      03:40pm | 07/03/11

      Tory, you should stick to this sort of humourous writing rather than your rather emotive piece about the St Kilda schoolgirl slag.

    • Luce says:

      03:43pm | 07/03/11

      If the government wants to better the education of today’s young, they should not rely on the ability of private schools to do it for them. There should be greater investment in public schools, including an increase in teacher pay (relative to performance) and more funding towards the quality and range of facilities, not to mention maintenance of school property (public schools don’t exactly have a reputation for being aesthetically pleasing, thats for sure.)

    • Gemma says:

      03:23am | 08/03/11

      And who would pay for this provate schooling?  Not all parents can afford ridiculous private school fees.

    • petery says:

      08:08am | 18/03/11

      A few things I have learnt from going to school,being educated and after thirty years teaching experience about the subject of private and public education.

      1. Public and private schools all have good and bad students, both academically and behaviour wise. Some schools deal with their problems more effectively than others.
      2.The quality of teaching is no different in one system to the other. Most teachers in both systems have trained in similar colleges and universities, and are no different in their degree of dedication to their job.
      3.Going to a private school does not automatically mean better academic results. If this was so, no public school students would get to university, as all entry positions would be filled by students from private schools.
      4.  A number of students in both systems do not benefit from education or are lazy and don’t gain good results. No school talks about these students’ results, as they are embarassed to admit failure. No parent who spent lots of money on having their kids privately educated is ever likely to admit that their money was wasted in cases like that.
      5. Success or failure of a student in either system largely depends a lot on the degree of effort the students want to make themselves, not on the colour and quality of the school buildings, the school motto,the quality of the teaching or the amount of dollars in their father’s wallet. This would seem to the best lesson that parents could tell their students about the value of education

      People want their children educated privately for a number of reasons,both good and bad.  Many suffer from the delusion that spending money on something that the majority supposedly gets for free, automatically makes the quality of what they get better. They want their children to be better off than others in the rat race, and sending them to a private school seems to be the answer,an investment in their future.  It could be argued that a weekly investment in lotto in a lot of these cases might be a cheaper and equally effective way of giving them the returns they want.

    • petery says:

      11:05am | 18/03/11

      A postscript to my comment above.
      I once had a landlord who was a retired governor in the NSW prison system. He made the interesting comment, that a large number of prison inmates had previously attended private schools. It would be interesting to collect data as to what extent this is still true,  and compose a league table of which private schools had the largest number of recidivists among their ex pupils.

      I also recall that a few years ago, a number of businessmen going to gaol for their dodgy dealings in relation to a failed phone company, all being mates from their old private school days. Was this a case of the school teaching them the wrong sort of ethics, or did they learnt them by themselves? whatever the reason,  private school education did not help them to become better citizens, and this is arguably a case of the parents’ wasting their money.

      Maybe the question of the influence of education and attending the right school is all irrelevant crap in the first place.

    • Glenn says:

      10:47pm | 09/07/11

      What an outrageous piece of ideological propaganda from a wanna-be champion of oligarchy, entrenched class division and plutocracy. This site ought to be ashamed for carrying such profoundly incorrect and misleading tripe. Rhetoric designed to do no more or less then convince the ignorant that to further disadvantage the children of typically working Australians and the poor, most Australians (all inclusive) live on aprox 20k p/a, is in the nation’s interests; because her deluded right-wing ideology tells a wealthy parasitic minority owning and controlling everything is good and god’s plan. Private schools are in no way more efficient then public; they simply receive all sorts of formal economic and informal support through their church’s social networks, and due to the parents being much wealthier then the “mode” they can use fundraising to greater effect; because long standing corruption that means these churches don’t have to pay tax. For example Catholic schools get buildings constructed cheaper simply because the building company used is catholic owned and church affiliated; i know this for a fact first hand; while these same elitist bigots charge the government top dollar for everything. So if you want to blame someone for waste; blame those responsible; right-wing, anti-democratic, parasite contractors.

 

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