This wretched Government simply must increase the funding for private schools. The more children we can get into private education, the better we, as a nation, will become.
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There has been quite the furore over the figures revealed by MySchool 2.0 – and commentators have rightly pointed out that this Labor Government is using the politics of envy to further its ideological warfare against the wealthy.
Two points about the MySchool data leap out at one:
1. Private school students do not necessarily perform better on the literacy and numeracy tests.
2. It doesn’t matter.
Private schools have far better facilities. They have the manicured lawns, the outstanding sporting facilities, and the well-resourced music, art and drama departments that allow our precious progeny to reach their full potential.
A private school child will not only have better manners, better uniforms (and probably better breeding) – they also have better opportunities in life.
It is naïve in the extreme to imagine potential employers and potential breeding partners do not judge young men and women on their accent and school history.
Being well spoken, polished in looks and voice, are fare more important than reaching arbitrary benchmarks in such esoteric areas as reading, writing and arithmetic.
Take Prime Minister Julia Gillard, for example. If she had a private school education and accent instead of that horrendously common nasal drawl and poor dress sense, we wouldn’t have a hung Parliament.
Certainly she and many other Labor politicians (not to mention those uncouth unionists) would benefit greatly from studying Alexander Downer’s perfectly plummy voice.
The other important advantage of independent school is that one is surrounded by a better breed of people. Any parent can tell you that a child’s peers have a large influence on their behaviour – their friends make them who they are. So you must ensure they are surrounded by the right sort of friend, and that means Janes and Emmas, not Kryystaals and Cheyennes.
There are, of course, separate but equally compelling arguments for supporting the choice of single-sex schools and religious institutions. Sequestering the genders is excellent practice for the real-life divergence of men and women in the workplace, and no one has yet proven that a secular education delivers a more moral population than the fear of God can instil.
All the MySchool data shows conclusively is that more public funding needs to be funnelled into private schooling.
I tell you which ‘hit list’ should be created – and that’s one that seeks to close down those schools that are hotbeds of indolence, poverty, and crime.
If more people had the opportunity to leave the aesthetically challenged public school system, it would be a leg up for our disadvantaged. Think of it – giving the tired, the poor, the huddled masses the chance to mingle with their superiors.
Noel Pearson himself, who clearly represents the monolith that is Aboriginal culture, has argued that sending Aboriginal youth to the finest private schools is the best way forward.
It is time for the elite in society to recognise the need for equal opportunity, and that means convincing the Government that Australia’s future is private.
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