It’s become something of a social minefield to admit you’re a Christian.

We tiptoe around the issue at gatherings, lest our peers assume we’ve secretly been judging them, or are about to kickstart a lecture on contraception.
There’s awkwardness around that Catholic priest joke they just told, and people excuse themselves before they hear the question “So have you found Jesus?”
That’s why, when not among our own, we qualify our faith, identifying ourselves as “independent-thinking Christians”, or “New-age Christians”.
We do this as a pre-emptive strike against the inevitable invocation of the Old Testament, hoping that one phrase will wash away the stigma of believing the human race is merely thousands of years old, and homosexuals can be “cured”, and that Adam & Eve populated our entire species (though mathematically impossible without copious incest.)
For the world’s most prevalent religion, being Christian isn’t very popular.
But faith isn’t a popularity contest, and for the most part, I and my brand of tolerant Christians endure all the Catholic priest jokes, confident that our personal beliefs make us happier, better people.
Then some organisation like the Australian Christian Lobby comes along.
Politicians and family groups have been getting their names in the headlines over the whole “R18+ rating for video games” issue for years now.
We don’t have such a rating, because it requires a consensus of Attorneys-General to approve. We haven’t achieved this yet because video games, like TV, radio and film before it, are a popular punching bag for moral panic enthusiasts.
The Australian Christian Lobby is the latest such wowser, but if they paid attention to the numbers, they might realise it’s not doing them any favours.
When the government sought public opinion on the matter, over 90% were in favour of the rating. Recent nationwide polls suggest there isn’t a state without a vast majority that supports it.
I submit that some organisations, though well-intentioned, become more concerned with action that looks good than action that’s needed - likely due to a self-perceived role in society. It’s our “job” to oppose this.
But what’s more insulting than the ignorance of their argument, is their assumption that they speak for all Christians. That’s a bit of a joke, considering even the Australian Catholic Bishops’ government submission was in favour of the rating.
The ACL’s main claim - that the R18+ rating will let in more violence and sex in games - is provably false. It’s not even a matter of opinion.
As a journalist covering this issue for four years, having played and reviewed the majority of MA15+ games during that period, I and my peers regularly struggle to conjure the other side of this argument that would complete an objective feature. The facts just aren’t there to support it.
There’s no group of black-clad villains, playing cards on a boat just out of national waters, waiting for our R18+ rating to pass so they can twist their curly moustaches and commence Operation Innocence Lost.
If so, we probably would have heard about them from the rest of the Western democratic world - the entirety of which have enjoyed full, consistent classification schemes across all media for years.
We both want the same thing: to keep nasty material away from minors. And surely the ACL’s dream is to have none of this content at all in Australia.
But this attitude is born of the misconception that gaming is for kids. With the average age of the Aussie gamer in the early 30s, and the Classification Code stating that “adults should be able to read, hear and see what they want”, the ACL’s dream is more fantasy than faith.
Regardless of topic, I’m wary of any organisation that relies on fear to make their points. And the ACL’s fictional floodgate of murder and rape simulators is grade-A, sensationalist, factually incorrect “Save the Children” rhetoric.
The truth is, you can count the number of games that get refused classification every year on one hand (sex and violence not being the dominant reasons), and a good number of those are re-submitted with minuscule changes, easily worked around.
As for the rest of them - the hundreds of games classified as MA15+ that the rest of the world recognises as R18 - we have two options: they can be on our shelves as MA15+, or they can be on our shelves as R18+. Which do you think better protects Australia’s youth?
That’s the thing about a straw man - it could be a real argument, if it only had a brain.
What a tragedy that all the resources they’ve put into keeping a broken status quo couldn’t have instead gone towards policies that help the needy, or any other endeavour that would be universally accepted under their broad “Christian” title.
This nanny state mentality of expecting the government to step in and impose their values is akin to the Godbothering, intervening reputation we young Christians try to rid ourselves of.
Gamers are not just kids, they’re also voting Australians. Some of them Christian. And games themselves are not all Halo - the medium is growing in artistic integrity every year.
By not realising this when you speak for us, you not only make yourself look backward, you vicariously make US look backward, and it pisses us off.
The Standing Committee of Attorneys-General is again meeting about whether or not to have an R18+ rating on December 10th. The’ve asked for public opinion on the matter, and discovered 93% of submissions were pro R18+.
Yet the ACL has claimed that gamers mobilised as a “vocal minority”.
Let’s flip the script on the ACL. Let’s let the SCAG know the truth: gamers aren’t a vocal minority - the ACL is. Let’s let the government know the following:
I’m a Christian, and the ACL does not speak for me.
Let’s keep unseemly content away from minors with a consistent, logical classification scheme. Let’s keep religion away from government. And for God’s sake, let’s take the word “Christian” back.
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