I’d like to know if anyone out there is having an election party which they’ve promised to keep going until there’s a winner. They’ll need to live near a well-stocked bottle shop and possibly ring out for some new livers.

You could exclaim that the outcome of the 2010 federal election was an amazing result. As in, there wasn’t one.

The Prime Minister quoted Bill Clinton’s line about the people having spoken, but it’s going to take a bit of time to figure out what they’ve said. I’m not so sure. On the results as they stand tonight there seems a clear message that Australians have opted not to give either of the major parties a mandate to govern in their own right.

Instead Labor or the Coalition in all likelihood will have to work co-operatively (gasp!) in the national parliament with people from outside their parties.

John Howard likes to say voters always get it right. Labor’s recent internal ructions are fresh in everybody’s minds but the Coalition has also a dramatic period of instability of its own towards the end of last year. Apply Howard’s maxim to this and it says much of voters’ dim view of the current state of national politics.

On the balance of the proclivities of three of the independents - Bob Katter, Tony Windsor, and Rob Oakeshott all having Nationals roots - the current situation favours the Coalition being able to form a government after the votes are counted.

But how it plays out is anyone’s guess. Labor could pull back a seat or two on postal vote counting and with the numbers this tight, a seat switching between either major party changes the game.

Then there’s the negotiation process that follows the count. It could be a week or more before we know who the next prime minister is. And what they have promised in order to secure the job.

What fun.

This does rather change the national political landscape. Independents being courted to prop up a new government are in an excellent negotiating position. Labor strategist Bruce Hawker said on Sky News tonight it might be time to start thinking about giving an independent an “executive position” in government, perhaps a seat in Cabinet.

But even on simple negotiating terms the independents will be able to extract significant concessions for the incoming government.

In other words, hand over the pork.

Demands for new roads, schools, pet arts projects - all could be subjects of difficult negotiations between independents and a government holding a slim majority in Parliament.

There is also the Sword of Damocles threat - an unhappy independent or two threatening to to cross the floor on critical issues.

More fun.

And that’s before you get to the prospect of having Doogie Howser Wyatt Roy, the 20-year-old who won Longman for the LNP, in parliament. Wonder if he’ll be putting up posters of his favourite band in his office.

Tony Abbott described today as a good day for the Australian people, on the grounds that it was democracy in action.

How was it for you?

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    • Eno The Wonderdog says:

      01:28am | 22/08/10

      There was a tweet said it all “Australia voted and said “Meh..”

      Bob Katter for PM!!

    • Bob H says:

      07:39am | 22/08/10

      @Eno - and a big raspberry to those consensual big party sheep that constantly belittled and attacked Katter.  They will all be practicing saying ”  Katter, Maaaaate ..... ‘.  a lot in the coming weeks

    • Peter from rural NSW says:

      08:24am | 22/08/10

      We had a party out here,because Tony Abbott didnt get back in.That was the MOST improtant thing to happen.Seing that Tony Abbott didint get back into govern,we can rest easy…....

    • alan says:

      10:15am | 22/08/10

      Hey Peter from rural nsw. Don’t break out another slab yet mate. Three independents are former nationals. They’ll probably side with the coalition, unless of course Julia wins them over with bridges, roads, community centres and all sorts of pet projects and assorted freebies.  But then again, even Tony will have to roll out the pork for them. Lucky for you, all three are from rural seats. Either way you win. Y’know, on second thinking you can go ahead and break out the slab now. Enjoy.

    • The impudent Bill Shorten says:

      12:39pm | 22/08/10

      Sit back and enjoy the ride laborites,Go Bob Katter,a riot

    • Adam G says:

      12:58pm | 22/08/10

      I do not understand voting on the basis of: hair colour, ear size, what mummy and daddy did, marital status, religious background, number of children, what they wear at the beach, what they look like etc etc… Sure enough, when they make a mistake in the future - which they will - you’ll complain about it. What happened to best qualified for the job?

      I also think a lot it is to do with the education system as it stands. I think so much emphasis is placed on maths and the sciences that humanities takes a back seat. I really wish they would dump some of the naff courses in high school and bring in some of the humanities. Dump the food courses (big call from a former chef), business, computers etc etc. Bring in Australian politics, critical thinking and global issues.

      Why not prepare kids for life instead of been scientists? Not every kid wants to, or has the potential to, to be a scientist or mathematician, not every kid wants to be a chef, most kids have access to computers as it stands and not every kid wants to run a company. Get them thinking about the way the world works, what is happening in political Australia and what is happening in the world. Importantly, get them thinking critically and objectively. The world is shrinking and politics is going to become more important, especially with new media technologies bringing them into the mainstream.

      Leave the business, computer courses and food courses to Universities and apprenticeships. Because I’ll tell you what, I learnt more about food and business in one year at TAFE than I did in 6 years of high school.

    • Radagast says:

      03:20pm | 22/08/10

      We had a great party because of the huge Greens vote. This will also have huge ramification on the Australian political landscape. No more can the big parties pretend that climate change isn’t a issue with the voters. No longer can they force their minority views on Gay marriage on the rest of the populace, and no longer can they play with the lives of those who seek asylum in Australia. The people have indeed spoken. I wonder if the big parties will have heard?

    • Amused says:

      06:52pm | 22/08/10

      Er, Radagast. 12% of Australia voted Green. That’s hardly a sweeping mandate. 12% doesn’t even get you close to being able to declare “the people have spoken”, and then foist the Green agenda onto the majority. Sorry to spoil your party.

    • CT says:

      10:36pm | 22/08/10

      @Adam G - “I really wish they would dump some of the naff courses and bring in the humanities” - high school students all do year 8 and 9 ‘social science’ (read environment, politics, and geography) and in years 10-12 are given electives. Not all students have to do a physical science, they can do all human sciences if they want, plus the basic math and english required to survive.

      “Leave the business, computer courses” - computers are an integral part of life now, like it or not, and everyone should learn at least a rudimentary understanding of how to get around a computer. And business affects us at least as much as politics, being such a big part of politics, and should not be ignored at all.

    • Adam G says:

      03:47pm | 23/08/10

      So you think food technology, metal and woodwork, business and computer courses are more important than critical thinking, global issues and Australian politics? Why not leave the mechanics, food tech and computer courses to apprenticeships and university? Drop the electives, bring in courses like that along with the usual English, Sciences and Maths and prepare kids for life outside school. Make critical thinking as prestigious and as important as English, the sciences and maths. Then tack on politics and global issues. The world is shrinking and I am so sick of 16,17 and 18 year old kids coming out of school knowing nothing about the world and the way it works. Schools teach you bugger all about business, cooking, food technology and computers anyway.

    • Lachlan Hardy says:

      01:38am | 22/08/10

      The folks from our party have already left, but the bottleshop 10 doors down opens in only 6 and a half more hours, and I think we have enough wine and scotch to last until then.

      Personally, I’m shattered at the prospect of a Liberal government but I’m excited at the potential policy changes conceded by either party in order to form a minority government.

      Hopefully, those changes will both be for the better and show the major parties what real Australia wants.

    • jill says:

      09:01am | 22/08/10

      Another drunk citizen…..........The truth is nobody actually understands how to vote! Instead of supporting the country we’ve all been supporting Liquorland! Booo hoooo….....you’re shattered already! - and there is so much to do! United Future Organisation - Rocks On! - with a little less alcohol.

    • Craigles says:

      09:11am | 22/08/10

      We may move past conceding and concessions, Lachlan, with the prospect of real debate to move to negotiate and conciliate what is best - this could produce a change beyond the devious party-room machinations and beyond the shallowness of single-personality politics.

    • Lachlan the Jacobite... says:

      10:36pm | 23/08/10

      Hey Lachlan, you do realise you’re supporting the party that raises taxes in order to force centrally dictated lifestyle choices?

      The sooner more people study their history, actually read Das Kapital etc. the sooner more will realise that socialism is really just a path to totalitarianism. In practice there’s no real difference between socalism and facism - they’re both authoritarian.

      So, keep supporting the left and one day you’ll find alcohol to be either prohibitively expensive or simply illegal. But it won’t matter because big brother ALP will have crushed most of the other freedoms you currently take for granted anyway.

    • Brendan says:

      01:45am | 22/08/10

      What was with the last non-statement about Wyatt Roy ?
      Good on him i say, rather than getting pissed and running around looking to destroy property like most other 20 year olds, hes doing something with his life. Funny how there seems a need to criticize because of his age.

    • Eno The Wonderdog says:

      01:56am | 22/08/10

      Geez I dunno - a self lauded ‘not win’ speech by Tone not lampooned by the press not good enough for you Liberal types??

    • Dave of Perth says:

      02:13am | 22/08/10

      I agree.

      The article is about Australians voting for chaos through a hung result. The jibe at Wyatt Roy is unrelated and uncalled for.

      Paul Colgan is critical of the one thing that Wyatt can not change - his age. The sun hasn’t set on the first day of his achievement and already the mud flies.

      I’m just wondering what age is acceptable to you Paul - and why?

    • Michaelo says:

      02:16am | 22/08/10

      I’ll second that. Good on him I say. He seems articulate enough if that interview he did with Kerry O’Brien is any guide. If he represents his constituents effectively, it doesn’t matter how old he is.

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      03:12am | 22/08/10

      That just means the Liberal Party are recruiting their party hacks at a young age, that’s all.

    • Jacob says:

      04:04am | 22/08/10

      “Most” 20 year old run around looking to destroy property? Come on fella. Sounds like someone is out of touch with the younger generation. Despite your generalisations, Wyatt Roy should be very proud of himself.  Now, if only he could get laid…

    • aileme says:

      06:16am | 22/08/10

      Meanwhile I’m in my early 20’s and I don’t run around getting pissed and looking to destroy property… come to think of it no-one I know does that is his age, in fact I and the vast majority of my friends have degrees and are working full time… I think it’s funny that you don’t think this journalist has the right to give him grief about being 20 and in government with his posters but you have the right to put “most other 20 year olds” into whatever category you like… hypocritical, don’t you think???

    • The Shaking Head says:

      07:07am | 22/08/10

      Same mechanism as racism - good luck to the lad, parliament is full of children who have been cloistered through party careers so he will in no way be out of his depth.  Does Colgo really think that politicians set a high bar?

    • Graham says:

      07:25am | 22/08/10

      Fantastic, now he can get pissed and help Tony destroy the whole country instead.

    • Adam Diver says:

      07:49am | 22/08/10

      I agree that was totally unnecessary. He should be congratulated on his amazing achievement particulalry with the massive handicap of his age. Imagine if we made a similar claim on the first indiginous or muslim representative, you would be destroyed and rightly so.

    • BarbaraT says:

      08:05am | 22/08/10

      From what I remember, Doogey Howser was a brilliant young Doctor.  Poorly executed jibe, but an apt comparism.  This young bloke is what’s needed in politics.  More young people should get involved in the big descisions, not just every 3 years at the booth.

    • Peter says:

      08:13am | 22/08/10

      I totally agree with you Brendan. I found the denigrating comment about Wyatt Roy in poor taste. If he is too young to represent his electorate in parliament, perhaps Paul is suggesting that the voting age be lifted. You can’t have it both ways, especially seeing as Labor would lower the voting age to allow impressionable pre-schoolers to vote if they had the opportunity.

    • Rosemary says:

      08:18am | 22/08/10

      There are 20yr olds currently fighting and dying in Afganistan for our country, for freedom and for democracy. If those young men can willingly give the ultimate sacrifice for Australia, then another young man should be applauded for winning the right to represent us in Parliament House. Good on ya Wyatt, he has an old head on young shoulders.

    • ivoted says:

      08:23am | 22/08/10

      agree, I’d vote for a 20 year old with passion vision and enthusiasm rather than a jaded pollie who does nothing but break promises any day ... good luck with your future wyatt .... the people put their faith in you ... and god knows this country needs some decent politicians with some ethics, morals, and common sense .. we don’t seem to have any at the moment as the australian public clearly just told them

    • Yvonne says:

      09:48am | 22/08/10

      If an electortae voted for a 20 year old, one would think it was for good reason. No wonder young people hate older people, when they are stereotyped as in this article. Or is that another generalisation? Democracy at work. Oh, and why shouldnt he put a picture of his favourite band on the wall???? Get real….......

    • Barry says:

      10:57am | 22/08/10

      Good on ya Wyatt.  On another note, I am a 21 year old, and I’ll agree that most 20 years olds may not be destroying stuff, but there is a huge portion which spend most their weekends getting pissed and wasting their money, I’d say it could even be the majority.

    • Richard says:

      11:05am | 22/08/10

      RT Media Mook: Dear Wyatt Roy haters, Doogie Howser grew up to be AWESOME (on How I Met Your Mother). #ausvotes

    • yg of sydney says:

      11:25am | 22/08/10

      Are you willing to give your house finance to a twenty year old to manage if he is acting as your financal planner with no or very little experiences? It is good for young people to engage with the public. He might end up with a very good politian but at this critical time ..... Wonder the libs have done the right thing.

    • sal says:

      11:50am | 22/08/10

      @Richard,
      Nice try.  How I Met Your Mother aside, Doogie Howser grew up to be a proudly gay actor who starred in one of the funniest pro-marijuana films ever (Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle).  No Wyatt Roy comparison here.  Sorry.

    • Joe Blow says:

      12:13pm | 22/08/10

      @yg I’d rather put my finances in the hands of an intelligent young man than in the hands of some of those 50+ year old ALP barnacles.

    • Robert Smissen, rural SA, God's own country says:

      12:45pm | 22/08/10

      Maybe in time QLD will have another Queenslander as PM

    • Robert Smissen, rural SA, God's own country says:

      12:50pm | 22/08/10

      Maybe that’s what future journos do, most 20yo that I know are focused hard workers, maybe Oz will be better off when a few old farts fall off their perches(I’m 58)

    • Sam says:

      03:20pm | 22/08/10

      Robert Smissen, rural SA, God’s own country says:12:50pm | 22/08/10

      Maybe that’s what future journos do, most 20yo that I know are focused hard workers, maybe Oz will be better off when a few old farts fall off their perches(I’m 58)


      You must be as delighted as I was to see old ironbark fall off of his perch.

    • Gary says:

      03:32pm | 22/08/10

      To all you people defending the kid, and stating he was handicapped by his age,  It really sounds to me, like you would have and maybe did vote for him because of his age. Ageism works both ways you know.

      And to those who are praising him because ‘Doogie Howser’  grew up to be ‘awesome’ in ‘HIMYM’, I remind you that were simply well written roles performed by an actor. Much like his new boss.

    • Robert Smissen, rural SA, God's own country says:

      04:00pm | 22/08/10

      Sam, I am happy to see an earnest young bloke get a go, parliament is far too full of soft palmed city types, this young man was working & raising a sweat. It just goes to show what you can do if you chose the best person for the job, not some time server parachuted in.

    • Nicole says:

      04:28pm | 22/08/10

      @Gary, bitter much? I’ve got a 21yo son, and if my son had the drive and ambition as Wyatt, I’d be floored. I’m not saying that my son doesn’t have it, I just think that it will take a few more years for it to come to fruit. Credit where credit is due. I take my hat off to this young man and clearly, so did his electorate. (I’m 39)

    • Genxandgrumpy says:

      07:48pm | 22/08/10

      Totally agree with Brendan. Don’t go hating on the Wyatt guy because of his age. The public voted for a twenty year old (MAN!), old enough to be legal enough for everything else. The snipe was uncalled for, there’s plenty of established pollies that you could be lampooning instead for things they’ve actually already done.

    • Philip says:

      01:56am | 22/08/10

      In my opinion,the Liberals will hold it together,show sincere unity, but I feel certain that the Labor Party will not have the internal discipline to do the same.We have already witnesssed the losing Bennelong member slag off her party and then followed by a losing Western Australian Labor member doing the same.I have not heard of any losing Liberal member doing anything approaching that so in my estimation,if it is true that the Independents are going to prop up the major party showing stability,it has to be the Liiberals.

    • Jakke says:

      10:01am | 22/08/10

      At least labor is only slagging off themselves, which is quite different to the liberals supporters actually boo-ing the PM as if was a footy match during Abbott’s rant, while the PM graciously acknowledged Mr Abbott and nobody boo-ed.

      And PS for you: more people voted progressive (think forward) than conservative (think stagnant - like Menzies who thought TV was not going to take off either)

    • Tracker says:

      03:53pm | 22/08/10

      @ Jakke, what is wrong with boo-ing the PM ? Would you rather people shoot at her instead as they do in other countries ? Maybe get out the AK-47 and fire into the air and duck the falling lead ? If people want to express their dislike, contempt, approval or love for a particular leader and it is done peacefully then good on them. Fact is the mood in the ALP camp wasn’t exactly cheery last night and most ALP minds were otherwise occupied with their political careers and themselves hence the subdued nature. After Julia’s speech didn’t they vacate the place real quick..hehehe. Get a life you grumpy old ALP conservative..lol

    • Philip Milward says:

      06:33pm | 22/08/10

      Jakke,sure it was bad form the liberal sipporters booing at the mention of Gillard’s name but that does not go to the issue of a party’s stability.The issue is that the Independents have said they will support the major party that demonstrates stability,so I say again,there are already big signs of Labour bagging itself and absolutely no signs of the Liberals doing anything like that.
      You seem to be all over the place in your reply to my original opinion and even acknowledged the dummy spitting of two failed Labour members and interestingly enough,you could not point to any similar incidents from failed Liberal members,just introduced irrelevancies,therefore I rest my case.

    • john Williams says:

      02:05am | 22/08/10

      how was it for me?
      Seems like ...given the incumbency thing…that it was a massive vote against the Gillard Government.
      A few independents calling the shots…you infer rather strongly that that is a bad thing.
      i guess you are a little tired and maybe a little stressed out, because you forgot to say why that would be.
      This is a democracy n’est pas?
      Which is why young Wyatt Roy was elected…the MAJORITY chose him.
      You know…that democracy thing again.
      Not quite the socialist thing I know…but get used to it.

    • michelle says:

      04:05pm | 22/08/10

      yes there was a big swing against labour but it wasn’t to the liberals it was actually to the greens. Labour lost 5.3% , liberals got back 1.5% (but that’s not enough to get power and the greens got 3.8% - and there was also an increase of 1.2% informal. What it says is only a small minority are turning back to Liberals , alot are turning elsewhere

    • Philip says:

      02:09am | 22/08/10

      Brendan, I agree. This young guy is to be commended,not denigrated.He is likely to be a much needed connect to his generation and at an age which gives him the opportunity to grow into the job.
      Obviously he is accepted by the majority of his electorate so that is a good start,now it is time people accepted that whom ever is elected by a particular electorate is the business of the people of it and noone else.

    • Tony Carbone says:

      02:29am | 22/08/10

      Dr Suess once famously wrote something very apt:
      “Then they yelled at the ones who had stars at the start,
      “We’re still the best Sneetches and they are the worst.
      But now, how in the world will we know”, they all frowned,
      “If which kind is what, or the other way round?””

    • Paul Williams says:

      02:35am | 22/08/10

      It’s a watershed, a coming of age for us…. See this as the negotiating tool that it is, advocate and change for the better!

    • Gerard says:

      12:56pm | 22/08/10

      I’d like to believe that, and it’s definitely possible if the independents do a good job and represent the interests of their constituencies and don’t brown nose to the major parties for their own personal benefit.

      Having said that, the political backgrounds of the independents are a cause for concern. Three are former Nationals, the other a former intelligence analyst at odds with the former Coalition government during the Iraq war and expected to support Labor. If such backgrounds cause these men to observe party allegiances during their term, it will severely damage the public’s trust in independents to be truly independent.

      Either way, this term could be a major turning point in Australian politics; either the beginning of the decline of the Liberal/National/Labor cartel that has controlled Canberra for far too long, or disillusionment with independents and minor parties that will consolidate the cartel’s grip for a generation.

    • Gregg says:

      02:48am | 22/08/10

      ” The Prime Minister quoted Bill Clinton’s line about the people having spoken, but it’s going to take a bit of time to figure out what they’ve said. I’m not so sure. On the results as they stand tonight there seems a clear message that Australians have opted not to give either of the major parties a mandate to govern in their own right. “
      No doubt Julia will be trying to stretch the inevitable out for as long as possible and will we see a few challeges and recounts!
      I’d not say that there is any clear message but just how it panned out.
      And a remarkable campaign showing discipline by our next PM and the rabble that was the Labor campaign.
      I suppose we can say that Kevolemon oozed real bitter!
      How big a factor was Julia being a woman?
      But she is a very temporary caretaker PM unless there is some clawing back and postal votes could even go the other way too!
      When do Postal Votes have to be in by?
      But I’d reckon the independents will be stitched up pretty quick as the Labor vote in their electorates has been next to nothing .

    • Gerard says:

      12:59pm | 22/08/10

      The ALP isn’t interested in finding out what the people say.

    • Angus says:

      03:38am | 22/08/10

      “You could exclaim that the outcome of the 2010 federal election was an amazing result. As in, there wasn’t one.”

      Paul, I think Labor loosing the balance of power and some 13 or more seats is a clear result.

    • Yvonne says:

      09:54am | 22/08/10

      agree!

    • Brad Coward says:

      10:56am | 22/08/10

      Australia voted for chaos….in 2007 !

    • John says:

      12:43pm | 22/08/10

      A hung Parliament is a clear result?  Stop patting yourself on the back, the biggest winners in this election were The Greens, not the Libs who the electors obviously don’t see fit to govern either.

    • Sam says:

      03:44pm | 22/08/10

      Angus, the mere fact that most lost votes went to the left of Labor (Greens) and yet we will probably end up with a extreme right government as a result suggests to me that things are anything BUT clear. I think it’s a good time to consider proportional representation, where everybody’s vote will count.

    • michelle says:

      04:07pm | 22/08/10

      absolutely right- liberals only picked up nationally a 1.5% swing and in Vic actually saw a decline. Tony Abbott shouldn’t be patting himself too much on the back

    • King says:

      03:52am | 22/08/10

      It is disappointing the way Wyatt Roy has been criticized….I have a just turning 18 daughter, her knowledge on the current Australian politic & modern political history is astonishing (no bias here).. to say that she cannot hold her own & make it in this environment at her young age will do our country disservice.  Where is the old Australian way of having a go?

    • Rod says:

      04:05am | 22/08/10

      Rudd was always going to be a 1 term PM.  Hopefully Gillard is only a 2 months PM.  Wait until Latham and Keating feast on the rotting carcus.  It will be vitriolic and very funny.

    • Alex says:

      04:27am | 22/08/10

      You make fun of Wyatt Roy, but thousands of voters seem to think he’s got what it takes.

    • Gerard says:

      01:00pm | 22/08/10

      Need I remind you that millions of voters thought Rudd had what it takes?

    • Philip says:

      10:54am | 23/08/10

      Gerard,how can you compare Wyatt Roy to Kevin Rudd ? Rudd was placed before the good people of Australia as the alternative PrimeMinister,as someone who had what it takes, but Roy has been put forward as the alternative member for his electorate,as someone who has what it takes,and it seems his electorate has agreed that he does have what it takes,but if he doesn’t,he is hardly in a situation where he has such power that he could screw up the country,unlike Rudd. Where is the balance in your argument ?

    • David Ashton says:

      04:50am | 22/08/10

      So much so for Gillards Mantra that the only way to effect Government was from Government. The Only way to effect Government is to vote independent, full stop in the house of reps, and Minor party in the senate.

    • Sam says:

      01:11pm | 22/08/10

      David Ashton says:04:50am | 22/08/10

      So much so for Gillards Mantra that the only way to effect Government was from Government. The Only way to effect Government is to vote independent, full stop in the house of reps, and Minor party in the senate.

      Mate, I voted for a party (Labor) but I agree with your comment about independents. It would be a wonderful world if we could vote out all party pollies and their big business affilliations. Imagine being governed ‘by the people for the people’. We could have a fair and equitable tax system where even big business paid their fair share without a myriad of concessions and handouts.

    • pete says:

      05:30am | 22/08/10

      This is not anarchy,
      This is a message from a voting public who have had enough with adversarial politics, a lack of vision, a lack of commitment to great moral challenges.
      Not liking being lied to about stopping boats and how a bandaid broadband is what we need, or saying you will not tinker with IR laws (just change other laws to circumvent them instead)
      Stop treating the voting public like fools, we aren’t .

      Maxine McKew said it all in regard to the hung parliament, when asked why it was happening, ” A pox on both your houses”

    • Philip says:

      11:05am | 23/08/10

      Pete,Pete,Pete,now how can you possibly say that voters have been lied to about stopping the boats,Band-aid Broadband, and IR when they have been commitments that have not been tested yet. Getting ahead of yourself aren’t you ? I noticed you didn’t care to mention real lies ala Labor who had 3 years to implement promises and backflipped on some,screwed up others and kept telling us at election campaign time that all their new promises won’t add a single cent to the budget bottom line.With their past record,it is Labor who I cannot trust but then as is obvious to me,you are a die hard Labor supporter who will always have excuses for them.

    • andrew says:

      05:38am | 22/08/10

      what ever happens, nothing will get done in the next 3 years if we have a hung government.  what a mess.  probably another federal election as quickly as they can.

    • Gerard says:

      01:08pm | 22/08/10

      You mean no school building rip-offs?
      No $900 re-election bribes to be spent on plasma TVs or fed into poker machines?
      No internet censorship?
      No workchoices?
      No new taxes?
      No house fires?
      No new nanny state restrictions on alcohol?

      Sounds pretty good to me.

    • FredNerk says:

      05:42am | 22/08/10

      The LNP and ALP should do us all a favour and reach an agreement between themselves to eliminate the power of the minor parties.

      Its ridiculous how parties with a very small percent of the vote can wield so much power in our parliament.

      And Wyatt - good luck, you got my vote, now lets see you run with it and actually give the people of Longman a representative instead of a shadow.

    • Judy says:

      10:29am | 22/08/10

      I understand that the Greens received 15% of the vote yet only ‘won’ one seat of 150. Therefore that ‘small’ party actually has considerably less seats that they deserve if you’re looking at percentage of votes won. If they do nothing else, you should remember that the small parties do ‘keep the b****‘s honest’.
      Cheers

    • Gerard says:

      01:35pm | 22/08/10

      Eliminating the power of minor parties is something people like Joseph Stalin were very good at- obviously far better than Australia’s major parties because they have spent years trying to do exactly that.

      That the votes of minor parties and independents somehow carry more weight than those of ALP or Liberal members is a myth perpetuated by the major parties and a lazy media. Reports of legislation being blocked “by minor parties” are false. Legislation can be blocked in either house by a majority of its members- almost always by a combination of two or more parties. The major party that opposes legislation is just as responsible for its non-passage as the minor party that opposes it.

    • Rob says:

      06:00am | 22/08/10

      I hope those 3 (ex-National) rural independents, who listen to complaints from their constituents about shit broadband all day, tell the LNP if they want government, they gotta do the NBN. smile

    • Yvonne says:

      09:59am | 22/08/10

      And if you look at the NBN Rob, there is still no coverage in many regional areas. The whole project is a very very expensive sham. And even if it gets up to those households in urban areas, it will be too expensive to hook up to. Typically labor voters do not realise that all these great ideas cost too much money for their worth. Sigh

    • Gregg says:

      11:02am | 22/08/10

      Rob,
      Those rural representatives probably do not know that even Labor’s $MultiB was still only going to give them satellite BB, something the Libs have put up as a mix of technology to achieve great BB.

      The NBN show is all about cost and speed and zero on actual measured benefits.

      There is much more that needs attention in the whole country, rural areas included and where Multibillions can be spent to get a return on.

    • Robert Smissen, rural SA, God's own country says:

      04:09pm | 22/08/10

      90% of Oz covered? ? ? ? So the townies (neatly 90%) get super fast & country voters just soldier on, personaly I like Tony’s idea, not just because I couldn’t afford Kevvies/Julia’s pie in the sky.

    • Rob says:

      06:11pm | 22/08/10

      @Yvonne:
      The NBN will not be too expensive to hook up, that’s the whole point of the project. Already a NBN connection can be had on the trial in Tasmania, you can see prices are competitive with ADSL:
      http://www.internode.on.net/residential/broadband/fibre_to_the_home/nbn_plans/

      @Yvonne & Gregg both:
      93% having proper NBN coverage is still way better than the current ADSL2 (and even ADSL1) coverage that is available now. It will provide many rural areas with an internet connection as good as what’s available in metro areas.

      Also, speaking as an I.T. consultant, wired fibre is for many technical reasons a much better technological choice for connection from end-users to the ISP than wireless technology is. The VPN potential over the NBN is far greater than that of Liberal’s plan. People want to be able to access files and databases on their office servers at high speeds from off-site locations, whether it be at one of their clients or from home… I know this because I constantly get clients telling me they want to have this ability.

    • Gran Depine says:

      06:21am | 22/08/10

      To all you NLP haters out there, to all you political animals that joined the true believers socialist cheer squad, including the Machiavellian trained manipulative DEAL MAKING back stabbers in Parliament and watermelon voters (who have no idea about the Green party’s policies and agenda, but assume that the Green Party equals “a good idea at the time”)  who will eventually see the Green party have the same fate as the failed Democrat Party…my prediction, a second generation successor of Dr Bob Brown will metaphorically have an affair with a member of the ALP and eventually join the ALP…. summarizing last night’s results, all I have to say is…..LOOK AT THE BLOODY SCORE BOARD!

      The electorate are obviously pissed off HARD. Without the back door Greens deal, the ALP result would have been one of Australia’s historical Federal voting massacres. In saying that, there is no doubt a massacre has occurred in the ALP and since we live in a true democratic society, the integrity of the preference system in our election procedures and constitution is currently legal, valid and must be upheld.

      My final comment is although Dr Bob Brown denies that there was a deal struck between the ALP and his party prior to the election on a interview with Alan Jones on the eve of the Federal election,  the Australian people deserve transparency. Now the ALP has to kiss another group of independents arse to hold power. Well pucker up party bitch because if I was an Independent holding power I would rather be monogamous than an invitee of the Greens and ALP’s political
      “menage et trois”.  Vas-y Abbott Cest bon!

    • Yvonne says:

      09:52am | 22/08/10

      Agree except for the french bit I dont understand. Have to look it up I guess. The electorate actually made a bold stand, unlike the article suggesting the hung parliament is a result of not making up our minds. A swing such as this against one party is not voting for chaos. That may be the result, but not intended, so a stupid article really. Typical journalism in this country. Make a headline out of nothing

    • Gregg says:

      11:13am | 22/08/10

      Now, now Gran, settle down with a cuppa.
      I too am pleased with the result and unless there has been a move this morning from last nights figures it looks as though Tony may be PM if he gets the support of the independents which would appear likely, an interesting few days for matters to be sorted.

      But as for the Greens propping Labor up, many green voters are actually disaapointed normal Labor voters and it is somewhat fortunate that some are truer green and see Libs as a better bet than Labor and so there is the Labor bleeding but also the Green bleeding to the blues.

      Ironically, it would seem that whilst there has been the Gillard/Rudd factor for many, the popularity of Gillard down south would seem to have got them a couple of close seats and that’s somewhat remarkable and you wonder at what it says for some Australians as against others.

      Is it that Queenslanders wear their hearts more closer to their voting hands?, Maybe the Queenslander, Queenslander, Queenslander emotives coming to the fore.

    • monique says:

      05:22pm | 22/08/10

      Gran Depine

      What is all this crap about preference deals. The libs made preference deals with the greens in the seats of Grayndler, Melbourne and Batman

    • Carl says:

      06:30am | 22/08/10

      No idea if Wyatt Roy will be any use, but what’s worse :
      1. Being young, naive and optimistic with aspirations or
      2. Being old, tainted, bureaucratic and bitter ?
      Let’s hope he kicks some goals and frustrates some old school fat cats while he is still a (1) and before he becomes a (2).
      Being “Age-ist” in a country that arguably already veils being racist and sexist isn’t cool, (dude).

    • Goose says:

      06:54am | 22/08/10

      The electorate did get it right. Voters truly pissed with the constant sniping and bitching gave the major parties a situation where they have to get off their collective arses and work hard in a cooperative sense to deliver results. Thats democracy and it’s overdue. The simple fact that Abbot declared he had a mandate in one sense is true, he has a mandate to stop pissing around and present REAL alternatives. Julia got exactly the same mandate and the independents have their mandate to make these major parties negotiate for what the people of Australia want.

    • John List says:

      04:46pm | 22/08/10

      Great comment Goose ... Kevin OR Julia would have made no difference to the Labor vote.  That was what those voting Liberal anyway were saying.  Hypocrisy all the way! The rednecks have gone back to Tony, but he can’t do anything for them.  Labor got kicked deservedly for squibbing on the ETS and trying to sound like Tony about asylum seekers.  The vote for Independents and Greens takes us back almost to 2007 to the Labor platform.  That’s what most of the real swingers wanted and with a little more luck that’s what we all will get.

    • Against the MAN says:

      07:01am | 22/08/10

      Fantastic! Gillard can never be (and never was) a legit PM in the eyes of the great Majority of Aussies. Shame on her and well deserved. Labor has lost its way and Maxine has added another knife twist just to sweeten the deal.

    • Yvonne says:

      10:00am | 22/08/10

      Yes, Maxines comments will not be the only ones that will undermine the labor party. No chance of a stable govenrment from that corner.

    • Geoff Phillips says:

      07:12am | 22/08/10

      The media managers, and spin doctors have a lot to answer for in this campaign. They had the two spokespersons so befuddled with not saying this, make sure you say that, show your palms and giving non-answers in case they give a real answer that sucks, that the people see them as automatons— puppets. Imagine if either of them spoke like that at a Sunday barbie! Julia soon realised the error of her (their) ways, but couldn’t quite let the ‘real’ Julia shine through consistently, while Tony forgot his spin occasionally, and put his big honest foot in it nearly every time. At their own launches, in back-slapper territory where they weren’t so concerned with making mistakes, they were noticeably better. Listen to them, then listen to the pollies that speak like real people, Turnbull, Keating, Hawke et al. The difference is obvious, and the electorate unwittingly saw them as non-people, and voted accordingly— for a non-government.

    • Jules says:

      07:15am | 22/08/10

      So what if the guy’s 20 years old? He got voted in and has every right to do the job without your snide ageist comments. You just lost any credibility you’d gained from the rest of your article.

    • Yvonne says:

      10:01am | 22/08/10

      your right Jules

    • Stewart Henstock says:

      07:15am | 22/08/10

      I surfed the various channels doing the coverage and found disparity in nearly every channel.
      The ABC had the Coalition on top most of the night whereas the other channels varied.
      Compared to CNN’s scrutiny on elections…we suck.
      Instead of having all those bogus polls which meant nothing why not have decent exit polls like the US.
      OMG…no more Wilson Tuckey at Question Time…these are sad days bros.

      As for the election result : Welcome to the planet of the Greens.
      There was a good reason why these tree huggers wanted to maintain our forests…..that’s becaue in the not too distant future we will all be living in them.

    • Bob H says:

      07:17am | 22/08/10

      Some instability in the cosy 2 party system is a great thing.  The large parties are going to have to learn to negotiate in the big expensive house, not just within the party rooms.

    • Alex jenkins says:

      07:20am | 22/08/10

      Mr Colgan, you had a good article to the end when you insulted MR Roy who had the balls to stand for parliament, something you would never do hiding behind your poison keyboard.

    • Chris says:

      07:21am | 22/08/10

      It seems that Australia has lodged the ultimate protest vote. It is possible Australia has voted out a party because of a lack of action on climate change, not showing enough empathy for refugees and for dumping an out of form prime minister.  For doing that, it may end up with a party with a never in form leader that doesn’t believe in climate change and has never shown any empathy for refugees.

    • Garry says:

      12:27pm | 22/08/10

      You must be so happy for the Greens, but charity begins at home first, unless you believe Australia does not have any problems with the poor, mental health, hospitals and the homeless etc, and Rudd would have been dumped by the voters anyway, and climate change has happened many times in earths history, even before man, but if you were to close all industry and remove all cars in Australia, it would only improve 5%, so are you prepared to have massive increases in the cost of living and the repercussions of that, the Greens are.

    • Adam Diver says:

      04:43pm | 22/08/10

      @ Garry the actual figure is 1.8% and that does not account for water vapor. Australias total contribution to global warming is more like 0.03%.

    • Garry says:

      07:21am | 22/08/10

      I just hope people know what they have done by giving the lunatic Greens so much power, you only had to listen to Adam Bandt to know what sort of dopes they are. The Greens are one dangerous party.

    • Yvonne says:

      10:03am | 22/08/10

      Agree Garry. At least now they will have so much of the spotlight they may quickly become exposed for the fools they are

    • BarbaraT says:

      12:32pm | 22/08/10

      The one good thing about the whole Green senate deal is that they will never be able to pass any legislation on their own.  If their lone Green friend in the House of Representitives decides to table a new Bill, both major parties can reject it and not send it to the Senate.  The Senate on its own can’t introduce any Legislation as they are a house of revue.  So it will take some major horse trading for the Greens to introduce their own loony ideas.  They will just have to settle for getting the best outcome out of whatever the majors decide to send to the senate.

    • Mr Pastry says:

      07:23am | 22/08/10

      Maxine Mckew goes “whaaaaaaaaaaa whaaaaaaaaaaaa its not my fault it’s the big bad boys in Labour done it whaaaaaaa   “
      No media or pollie job I fear she will be dancing with the stars to maintain her need to be in our faces.  At least she will be glad to dump her house in Epping.

    • MDMConnell says:

      12:12pm | 22/08/10

      Yes, Nick Minchin drew some parallels between her comments and the dummy spit by Cheryl Kernot in 1998.

      Although McKew was a die-hard Rudd supporter, and with nothing left to lose now, why not have a final whack?

    • Super D says:

      07:27am | 22/08/10

      Well that was a quite a surprise.  My spin on the result is that the Australian people think the Libs are not quite ready while the Labor Party wasn’t quite good enough.

      If the Libs get to 73 I would expect the 3 rural independents to line up alongside them.

    • stephen says:

      11:20am | 22/08/10

      Your first para. is non-sensical e.g. If i vote for, say the LIbs, that means i prefer the Libs, not that I don’t prefer Labour. One vote is one ‘statement’, not two.
      My spin on the result, then, is that so far, not enough votes have been counted to say whether voters prefer LNP or Labour.
      (They’ve given the Greens Melbourne, which is what i would have hoped all along.)

    • Katz says:

      07:28am | 22/08/10

      Agree with Brendan. At least he’s standing up for what he believes in. Has anyone seen the size of the informal vote nationally yet? Did it go up or down?

    • MarK says:

      10:55am | 22/08/10

      Up….a lot

    • Nigel Catchlove says:

      11:01am | 22/08/10

      I can only pass comment from one booth where I scrutineered and there were, at first count, about 150 informals out of just over 2000 votes cast.  Don’t try to read all of that as ‘protest’ because it is more complex than that.
      Of the 2000, there were only two comments written on papers, one said ‘Rudd” and the other said ‘Tom’ which was the first name of one of the candidates but there was no other mark on the paper so it was an informal vote - it may have been the voter’s name - who knows.
      There were some where a number was missed (1,2,3,4,6,7,8) which is probably a genuine error, some where just a ‘1’ was recorded against the chosen candidate and no preferences allocated - probably another error and some whre preferences exhausted (1,2,3,4 - out of eight candidates) - again, probably an error.  Very few blank forms, very few donkey votes (which do count) and very few reverse donkeys which also count.  All in all a very clear show with 90% (89.3 actually) of Greens voters following the ‘how-to-vote and voting for Labor. despite all the holier-than-though protestations from bloggers on this site.  A vote for the Greens IS a vote for Labor and in some booths up to 98% of Green votes flowed that way.

      Maybe Labor needs to look at forming a coalition with their ‘leftist’ allies similar to the one on the ‘right’ of politics between the Libs and Nats.  Labor got the lowest primary vote across the country since WWII and it was only the massive preference flow from the Greens that gives them some respectability. An yes, I understand that the some of the Liberal vote also went to the Greens most of which ultimately ended up with the ALP.

    • Barb wire fence ..sitter says:

      07:51am | 22/08/10

      I can see a marriage made in hell if Bob Katter has to lock horns with The Greens,extreme policies that will affect Rural electorates economically and socially.Lets imagine the negotiations over the banning of Recreational fishing,shooting and 4 wheel driving ,can you see Bob Katter going along with that.!! The Murray is also a long way from Nth Queensland ,SA are in big trouble.Bring back Howard.! This result is a disaster

    • Stewart Henstock says:

      07:58am | 22/08/10

      How good is Labor…Swan and Albanese couldn’t even win their electorate on primary votes.
      I with Bob Brown here…proportional voting is the way to go…this preference “thingy” is a joke.

    • Yvonne says:

      10:06am | 22/08/10

      Stewart, Bob would say proportional voting based on these results. He would also know however, that if preferential voting was abolished, the Greens would not get nearly so many votes. How many people do you think voted Greens, knowing that they would not get in and that there second preference mattered more anyway. I think getting rid of preferential voting will make Bob Brown and his Greens redundant. Great, bring it on!!!!!

    • Stewart Henstock says:

      08:01am | 22/08/10

      I’d just like to thank the guys and girls at Punch for making this forum available.
      Freedom of speech on occasions can be taken for granted and is not available in many countries.
      Hmm..i’m hungry…chinese anyone.

    • Gran Depine says:

      09:47am | 22/08/10

      @Stewart Henstock I would like to second your comment. Spot on mate. I am glad we have “The Punch”, all the other mainstream media would never publish the comments seen on this site. Every political view has the freedom to be heard without the fear of being on ASIO’s blacklist or future hypothetical political regime’s “soon to be tapped” hit list. Furthermore, I will fight, kick, spit, scream and even fart on the person stopping this source of freedom of speech. Keep up the good work Punch Team. Salute!

    • BarbaraT says:

      10:07am | 22/08/10

      Have to agree.  Big cheers for the Punch.  The other news forums seem to be into heavy censorship or blocking if your views don’t tow the line.  I’ve had a 100% hit rate with the Punch.  Well done guys.  Freedom of speech is alive and well here, if not in our Constitution.

    • Sam Chowder says:

      10:39am | 22/08/10

      Can we go for a curry instead

    • Sam says:

      05:00pm | 22/08/10

      I concur with thanking the Punch. I have had about a 90% hit rate here, whilst havinbg a 0 (zero)% hit rate with the Cm, Akerman and Bolt. Crikey cost too much for a pensioner such as myself.

    • Mary wide bay says:

      09:43pm | 22/08/10

      Punch is the best. Part of my family now. i like fries with mine.

    • Alex says:

      08:03am | 22/08/10

      The reason why Labor lost so many seats in Qld simply because QLD has been in a deep recession since 2008( excluding brisbane ) and the stimulus packgaes created by the labour party has not worked . My statement can be veriified by talking to any small to medium business people in any QLD community . There has been a severe lack of services in QLD

    • NJ says:

      05:38pm | 22/08/10

      Alex, Queensland is in the gurgler economically speaking because Keynesian economics is downright embezzlement! It is theft legitimised by pseudo-economics, and can only be undertaken (on a serious level) in countries that have fiat currencies.

      A commodities-backed currency is the oldest check and balance on government power known to human history. It’s even mentioned in the Bible.

      Unfortunately in the 20th century we in the West figured we were so clever that we no longer needed to back our currencies with objects of physical, tangible value. For approximately 70 years, the West has been writing IOUs and calling them “money”; we ‘owe it to ourselves’ the Government rationalises.

      All fiat currencies have collapsed given enough time, e.g. Roman, French & Spanish empires.

      Control of the currency is ultimately control of the economy; it’s time we ended the Governments’ centralised monopoly on the supply of currency. The impending collapse of the $USD and its status as reserve currency, coupled with the inevitable hyperinflation (as a result of the US economy being overleveraged; 3-4 times its nominal GDP value), should hopefully demonstrate the pure evil of fiat currency.

      It’s a lesson that unfortunately, has been re-learnt several times in history.

    • John says:

      08:10am | 22/08/10

      Both parties sit up and listen, there are a lot more people out there than people with children (working families).  Instead of creating a new form of welfare for families and bleeding people with no children dry how about give them an incentive to vote for you.  Ignore us at your own peril working families will not get you over the line as there are millions of us that vote.

    • Beth says:

      11:24am | 22/08/10

      Couldn’t have said it better myself, mate.

    • Dad loves fishing greens dont. says:

      08:11am | 22/08/10

      Bob Katter, you beauty.

    • Rosemary says:

      08:15am | 22/08/10

      My opinion is that neither of the parties has a mandate, so if Labor forms minority government there should be NO big ticket, big spending items like the NBN, carbon tax, mining tax etc. Those are the luxuries of a Government with a strong majority. Add into the mix that on ABolt’s blog a day or so ago was a rumor that if Labor got in, Rudd would be offered a full-time position at the UN. If that is true then there will be a bi-election in Griffith with possible national consequences. Personally I feel that we need another election, perhaps in 6months time, because at the moment without any sort of mandate for either party, Australia will be stuck in a political non-man’s land. The best outcome is that whoever is accorded Government goes in with the mindset of doing no harm to Australia and its people, which will be a hard task with the whacko Greens holding the balance of power in the Senate.

    • Andrew says:

      06:45pm | 22/08/10

      Mandates are overrated. Every time govts do something, we have a horrific mix of policy errors, unintended consequences, huge bills, massive bureaucracy and endless spin wars. The govts best ideas as you say are
      - a massive tax on me (ETS)
      - a massive tax on everyone I invest in (RSPT) to pay for
      - a massive white elephant that I’ll get almost no use from (NBN)
      - hundreds of white elephants from their BER knockdown-rebuild programme
      - massive immigration I don’t want (legal and illegal)
      The Libs’ best ideas were
      - to kill off the above
      - a maternity leave programme I will never use
      and I can’t remember anything else. Yep, screw the govt, screw the mandate, pass no legislation and then the Watermelons can’t do me any harm because they have nothing to block and nothing to random for their anti-growth policy agenda.

    • David Millar says:

      08:40am | 22/08/10

      Just think, if some people had their way, we were voting for President as well!  Thank goodness for the G.G.  As least we still have a referee that is not a party hack.

    • The Old Salt says:

      09:54am | 22/08/10

      Our GG is not a party hack? Maybe not, but all here appointments to public office have come from the left side of politics.

    • Joan says:

      11:15am | 22/08/10

      Gillard thinks she is a President her pics adorned electoral booths with no local Labor member pics,. She started her speech last night with a Clinton quote, and ended aping Hilary with hands high in the air clapping. This from the hyporite who said you don’t vote for the PM but the party…. ran a presidential style election dressed up with second-hand left overs from USA .... including the pathetic ` yes we wiil`

    • BobM says:

      01:05pm | 22/08/10

      David, I wouldn’t count on the GG being independent considering she is Bill Shorten’s mother-in-law. Look what happened in Tasmania where the State GG sided with Labor even tho the Libs got more of the primary votes and had a hung parliament. Quentin is probably more of a party hack than most, and she WAS given the job by K Rudd.

    • nosthow says:

      08:45am | 22/08/10

      Colgo - good call Colgo. My take on it all is Labor hasnt been acclaimed by the people nor the Coalition but maybe its time to give Abbott and his team a go at government along with the Independents and Green MP. The next few days will see as to wheter Abbott can form a government but as anyone can see its going to be nightmare for whoever governs given the stranglehold the greens now will have on the Senate after July 1st 2011. I wouldnt want to be Abbott or Gillard. Lets hope the Australian people come out the winners.

    • henry says:

      08:46am | 22/08/10

      Wyatt Roy is old enough to vote and his old enough to die for his country. I say better to make a politition than mend him. Good on the young man as he showed grit and stood up to be counted.

    • JJ says:

      08:48am | 22/08/10

      Win lose or draw, Maxine is gooooooooooone!!!

    • Rose says:

      09:50am | 22/08/10

      More to the point, Wilson Tuckey is gone…...........the onegood thing to come out of this election.

    • sal says:

      04:14pm | 22/08/10

      One of two good things, the other being Mr Stephen Fielding can now go home and put his family first.

    • Mayday says:

      08:48am | 22/08/10

      It was a breath of fresh air for me but not so for you Paul?
      Not a single positive in this piece, how about congratulating Wyatt Roy as the youngest MP and Ken Wyatt as the first indigenous MP?

      The young Mr Roy does not deserve the disparaging remark and probably has a more mature outlook on his career than many “mature” journalists.

    • loxy says:

      08:56am | 22/08/10

      I know a hung parliament is far from ideal, however I must say I’m quite pleased with the result. Never have I felt the lack of choice more than this election. All parties had policies that were ok and policies that were terrible. With a minority government at least (hopefully) with all the input you might get better policies negotiated and through government. Although the conservative Independants worry me a lot. It’s time for this country to move forward and progress, it’s time to become a republic, legalise gay marriage, handle the boat people in a more sensible way etc and conservatives will stand in the way of any such things.  I just hope the Greens can counteract them.

    • Ford Prefect says:

      12:07pm | 22/08/10

      My belief (and probably a little naive - I sit with the majority here) is that a hung parlaiment can only bring us closer to a true democracy in parlaiment.  Where some real negotiation has to occur instead of the blind toe-ing of the party line (unless you want to sit at the back until a replacement is found) type politics we are so used to.
      Who’d have thought that one day Bob Katter would be one of the most powerful people in this country.
      Bring it on I say.

    • Adam Diver says:

      04:55pm | 22/08/10

      “handle the boat people in a more sensible way” what exactly does that mean. If you want to treat them better look no further than what Rudd promised and introduced. However it didn’t work out to well for anyone involved particularly the 170+ who died and the 2000+ still waiting in refugee camps because we filled up our quota earlier.

    • Patrick says:

      09:08am | 22/08/10

      I loved Kerry’s interview with Wyatt Roy, was just hilarious, “So, when did you think politics would be right for you?” and other condescending questions.. Classic.

    • Crafers says:

      09:19am | 22/08/10

      This was the first election I ever voted a blank sheet of paper in the Reps out of sheer contempt. I never knew I had such power!  If I vote nothing in the Senate as well at the next election (you know, the one in 6 months time) who knows what madness will follow….oh, the power…the POWER!!!!! Bwahahahahahahaha!

    • BobM says:

      01:09pm | 22/08/10

      Don’t worry, somebody else probably filled it in for you…...Bwahahahaha!

    • Adam says:

      09:22am | 22/08/10

      When you have two parties so similar in policies and delivery, it isn’t surprising that the votes are basically identical. It isn’t rocket science. Give people a real difference and you will get a real result - one way or another.

    • Gregg says:

      11:30am | 22/08/10

      Adam, are you blind!
      Similar policies!
      . spending generally
      . NBN
      . Mining Taxes
      . Boat people TPVs
      . fast trains and slower ones!
      . GP super clinics making it difficult for existing ones
      . ETS
      A few other tweaks here and there on other policies
      Do you see too much similarity there?
      I personally think that differences were very much clouded by the gender difference and then we saw the cloudburst in the last few days.

    • BarbaraT says:

      09:35am | 22/08/10

      When you attack Wyatt Roy you really attack all the people in his electorate who voted for him.  During his interview, in the background, I saw a whole range of ages represented in that room, are they all fools?  It’s strange that we have 18 to 20 year olds who make the decision to defend our country but when they decide to represent their community they are criticised or belittled.  I know socialists aren’t happy that in a democracy this sort of thing can happen, but thank god it can.  As for a hung Parliament, there are and have been a number of governments around the world that have operated quite successfully in these conditions.  And in general the people have benefited from the policy changes that had to be made to accommodate this type of government arrangement.

    • Yvonne says:

      09:56am | 22/08/10

      good comment Barbara

    • Bob H says:

      10:43am | 22/08/10

      here here Babs T, our old politicians have served us so well haven’t they?

    • MickG says:

      11:25am | 22/08/10

      Well said BarbaraT.  Of course, had the Roy kiddie been with The Greens we wouldn’t hear the end of them banging on about what a progressive party they are and how they represent the youth of Australia, blah, blah, blah.  One of the highlights of the night for me was watching young Wyatt make Kochie on 7 look like the condescending prat that he is.

    • Lazy Jesus says:

      09:37am | 22/08/10

      One thing is VERY clear - the people of Bennelong have proven what has been suspected since the last election and that is they among the biggest collection of idiots the country has ever seen. Simply wave a faux minor celebrity at them and that’s where the vote is going. 2 in a row so far, I wonder who will be trotted out next time?

    • Reader says:

      10:16am | 22/08/10

      I think, in ‘07 it was more of a protest vote than anything else. Most of us were fed up with Howard’s Gov and gave them a marching order. Bennelong was traditionally a blue sit so it’s more like back to normal situation. One think we can learn from the last two elections that people tend more to punish rather than reward a government. Whatever outcome is achieved, we will move forward but it may just be a ‘going ahead of ourselves’ rather than making progress.

    • I am a free moral agent. says:

      09:43am | 22/08/10

      I am a free moral agent. I have one vote and I used it well. Bob Katter will keep them honest.

      Free moral agency consists of intellect, sensibility, and free will, and these form the foundation of moral obligation to moral government.
      The intellect includes reason and self determination. The sensibility includes self consciousness, all sensation, desire, emotion, passion, and all feeling. Free will is the power of choice concerning moral law. It is mans faculty of choosing good over evil without compulsion or necessity. Tyranny always rises from within a nation when the government has been captured by men who use their power to oppress the people.

    • noleen says:

      09:50am | 22/08/10

      Do you realise that the economic policy of Australia now lies in the heads of 3 Independents?  Looks like we are going from the envy of the world to the scrap heap of a thrird world country

    • Bob H says:

      10:48am | 22/08/10

      Such scare monger bleating noleen,  Its a good result, moves power a little bit away from the two parties that stifle Australia’s development for their own benefits

    • Joe Blow says:

      12:16pm | 22/08/10

      That’s not scary - they seem like very sensible people.  What is scary is that any future economic policy reform lies in the hands of the Greens!!!

    • Gerard says:

      02:10pm | 22/08/10

      “the economic policy of Australia now lies in the heads of 3 Independents”

      Not really. The independents have absolutely no power if the Liberal and Labor parties vote together. I won’t be surprised if this happens. The major parties will do everything in their power to portray independents as irrelevant to try to wrest back their seats in the next election.

    • Jakke says:

      10:03am | 22/08/10

      Note to Governor-General: More people voted progressive than conservative.

    • Robert S McCormick says:

      10:10am | 22/08/10

      We have NOT voted for chaos! We HAV voted for DEMOCRACY!
      The result means that neither the ALP nor Coalition will be able to force through flwaed or unfair legislation through the House of Representatives, which is supposed to represent ALL ustralians not just, as it has until now, represented a political party which in reality only represents about half the population.
      Before any Legislation proposed by the Minority Government even gets to the Senate a number of things will happen. The Independent & Green MPs in the Reps will discuss the issues with the Minority Government. They will also sit down & discuss the Legislation with the Independent & Green Senators. This will result in Legislation being passed by the House of Representatives with almost guaranteed passage in the Senate which will remove the possibility of Double Dissolution Elections, elections which the Government-of-the-Day usually win, hold a Joint Sitting of Parliament & then passing, without amendment or discussion the previously defeated legislation which was used to instigate the Double Dissolution.
      Prior to this Federal Election Australians were denied their rights by the major parties. What we got was: Government by the Party, for the Party & of the Party.
      I welcome this Hung Parliament. This New parliament will give us all what our Constitution intended: Governement By the People, For the People & Of the People.
      Of course the major parties don’t like it! They have had their very raison d’étre put into question. They have lost control. They are no longer in power. They hold Governement at the will of the people. They can be tossed out at any time. This will result in better, fairer, all-encompassing Governement for ALL Australians. This will, hopefully, also put a stop to political parties appointing their friends, family members, retired MPs & other party hacks to plum jobs at home & overseas as a reward for their “Services to the Party” rather than, as it should be, their “Services to the People of Australia”

    • Julie Coker-Godson says:

      02:56pm | 22/08/10

      @Robert S McCormick:  This is not Utopia!

    • Sickemrex says:

      03:03pm | 22/08/10

      Hear, hear!

      I hope.  It’s either an opportunity for our reps to act like adults and achieve consensus through negotiation, or a disaster.

    • fehowarth says:

      11:20am | 23/08/10

      The problem is that Mr. Abbott and his supporters do not know they have not won.  Labor has not won also.  If any party has won, it is the Greens.  I like to think the voters have won.  A government made up of more than one party represents more people.  The only thing needed for this to work is to have respect for all members of the parliament, not only in your own party.

      Do not the rights of the Greens and other minority parties have any merit? The present system of winner takes all does not make sense. You are saying that only one party has all the answers.  I am old enough to remember Mr. Menzies not being to proud to steal policies from Labor after elections.  Mr. Abbott would be better at looking at what can work instead of what he destroys. It is not about whom, what is right, or wrong, it is about what is the best way to do it. There is more than one way to skin a cat.

      Whether it works depends on whether the media is willing to give it a fair go.  Grow up, sometimes change is in our best interest.  The two party system is being found wanting.  Statesmen can make it work. If it can work in most other western countries, surely we are mature to do so,

      Listen to what the independents are stating.  They appear to be agreeing with Labors policies not the Coalition as being in their best interest.  The message they are giving is that it is about stable government not parties.  It is time we grew up and come into the modern age.  We should be glad to see the end of the two party systems. As for the allegations against the GG, it is insulting to say she cannot make up her own mind.  The woman has a long and independent successful career.  Would they be saying the same if she was the father-n-law.

      It is a pity not all interviews could be of the standard of Red Kezza last night.  The questions were probing but to the point.  A miracle happened and information got from all three. As for Mr. Abbott’s 400000 extra votes outshone by   Mr. Abbott ignores the fact that most of the swing went to the Greens.  The number of votes is immaterial.  All that counts is the number of votes in the house.  Mr. Abbott should heed the warning given by the independents. That is it about stable government not parties.

    • heather says:

      10:16am | 22/08/10

      Assuming the Independents are genuinely on the fence; I’d like to see what happens if the ALP is forced to reveal their Murray Darling Plan, which everyone thinks was a deal done with the Greens,and will NOT benefit rural areas….I mean, since when did Labor care about regional areas, they’re all Nats anyway…Hmm, methinks it might change things a bit. All I can say for certain is, this is great fun; and barrel loads of pork are gonna flow…wonder if NQld will end up independent after all, LOL

    • Robert S McCormick says:

      04:41pm | 22/08/10

      You are so right,Heather! The only reason the ALP-Appointed Murray-Darling basin Plan, or whatever it’s called, was withheld by Gillard was for 100% Party Policial reasons. The ALP, and to a certain extent their running mates, the Greens, don’t give a toss about anywhere other that the heavily populated urba areas. The only ‘green’ bit of the Greens is their, perfectly leigtimate, desire to save old-growth forests & particualrly if they are in Tasmania!!
      Now that there are Indfependents - even if most of them are ex-Nats - we might just see the Rural Areas get some attention & not before time! The ALP has NEVER had the slightest interest in our Primary Producers. They are solely an urban movement. The NBN? We should not imagine for one nano-second that they even considered anyone other than people in larger populated areas. At last, IF the Independents don’t betray us all & accept Ministries in an ALP Federal Government, as the so-called Independents & Nats in South Australia did, which resulted in an ALP State Government which was, just like Rudd & Gillard, all yap & no action, then the Rural & Remote areas of Australia will get the services & facilities they so deserve. In fairness to the ALP the Libs offered precious little to the Rural Sector either

    • Kevin says:

      10:21am | 22/08/10

      The power and influence of any one of the independents will depend on whether the party that forms government (and I’m assuming it will be the Coalition) needs one, two or three of the independents for a majority.  If they only need one of their votes, then the independents will probably be played off against each other and one may be persuaded to join the Nats with the promise of a ministerial position.  If they need all three votes it is an entirely different ball game.

    • BobM says:

      01:16pm | 22/08/10

      I think the Independents said they would vote as a block - and I can’t see them going with Labor as they are all country seats and former National party representatives.

    • Wilma J Craig says:

      10:26am | 22/08/10

      I know Julia Gillard doesn’t believe in a god. That is fine for nor do I any more! That, however does not stop her, me or anyone else from thinking kindly about others when they are unwell. Remember when Kevin Rudd had that gall-bladder op? Julia said, and got, quite wrongly & unfairly, criticised for saying she had “prayed for Kevin’s quick recovery”
      I have a little prayer which is non-religious but may help Julia in the inevitable blood-letting which will occur as a result of the 2010 Election & in which she will, just as inevitably, be the main target.
      It Is this:
      “Four Angels around my bed,
      Two to the foot & two to the head,
      One to watch & One two pray,
      And two to keep all harm away.”
      Soppy? Maybe, but have we really all become so hard & unfeeling that a bit of gentleness is now unacceptable?

    • Roland says:

      10:37am | 22/08/10

      I don’t think that Australians sent a “clear message” at all. I don’t think they wanted it to end up this way.
      In fact., I’d go so far as to say that if they knew what the result was going to be if they voted as they did, then many of them would have changed their vote to get a more stable result.

      Actually, I think it’s time we had a system of voting where the various representatives who won in their electorates were supplemented from a prepared list of nominees so that the percentage of the over-all vote was also properly represented.
      So if the Greens got 12% of the vote, their numbers would be supplemented to 12% of the members. Similarly, if a party had more members than the percentage of voters would justify, then some of those members would not have full voting rights in parliament on particular bills.

    • Nicole says:

      10:45am | 22/08/10

      Watching Jooolya on Sky News having breakfast with Timmy. When did shoulder pads come back in?

    • Jackie says:

      12:18pm | 22/08/10

      Actually about 18 months ago…sorry to be the one to have to tell you.

    • Nicole says:

      04:35pm | 22/08/10

      Jeez, I need to get me jeans and me Blundstones off and take a look around! I haven’t seen shoulder pads since….......early 90s? I wonder what my horse is going to think when I rock up in a frock, high heels and shoulder pads?

    • Allan says:

      10:46am | 22/08/10

      It is interesting the other Wyatt has not yet been mentioned.
      Ken Wyatt first Aboriginal in the House of Reps.
      Just goes to show what a broad church the Libs are and how it pains the left wing “elites” to see how progressive the Libs are.

    • Jack says:

      10:58am | 22/08/10

      It’s lack of education that causes results like this. When I was in line at the polls the people ahead of me took their primary school aged kids in and let them choose blindly which boxes to number! So many people just don’t seem to understand or care about what they’re doing, they’re all more concerned with the sausages afterwards. (And that’s just the people who are enrolled - at least 50% of the adults I know aren’t even on the register to vote at all.. it’s a national shame that people just don’t care.)

    • BundyGil says:

      10:58am | 22/08/10

      John Howard said the electorate always gets it right. I’m afraid he was dead wrong. The Australian electorate are a bunch of idiots. Spun around by slick advertising and bullshit.
      The one truism is the electorate gets the government it deserves. I hope they enjoy it. They will, however, rue yesterday for many years to come.

    • Eric says:

      12:21pm | 22/08/10

      There speaks a sore loser of the Labor variety.

    • B says:

      12:44pm | 22/08/10

      Labor voter are we?

    • Gerard says:

      02:50pm | 22/08/10

      BundyGil is absolutely correct, except maybe for the last sentence. Certainly the major parties each got about 70 seats more than they deserved, but with independents holding the balance of power, maybe people will start to wake up to the fact that there’s another alternative to the lies, greed and corruption of the Labor and Liberal parties.

    • Super D says:

      03:01pm | 22/08/10

      I’m sure he means they were wrong to get rid of Howard and should have given Abbott a majority yesterday.

    • mid says:

      11:01am | 22/08/10

      I hope both the major parties now sack all their spinmeisters and drop the focus groups and ‘marginal seat’ polls because that is what has got us to where we are.
      I know when I entered the polling booth yesterday my one major aim was to give Tony and Julia the middle finger, accompanied by a raspberry. From the looks of the results Australia as a whole has achieved this too. I hope you guys enjoy minority governments, because whilst you are engaged in this race to the bottom and chase the redneck vote, I will do my best to make sure you struggle to get the power you both so crave.

    • SJP says:

      11:49am | 22/08/10

      beautifully said, Mid.

    • neil says:

      11:20am | 22/08/10

      The exact out come I expected, where do we go from here? Labor cannot form a functional government, the Greens will be destabilising the independents are ideologically opposed. If they get up we will be back to the polls within 12 months and it will be a landslide for the coalition. If Abbott picks up two more seats he could form a compromise government with the country independents which could see him through a full term and probably a clear win in 2013, if not he cannot form a stable government either and would be smart to let Gillard have it then pick up a clear win next year.

      Either way we will have a Lib/Nat government within a year.

    • Julie Coker-Godson says:

      04:27pm | 22/08/10

      @Neil:  I am strongly of the same view.  Trying to imagine the Greens compromising with anybody is hard going and I wouldn’t be doing it if it were in my purview.  There will be destabilisation aplenty, particularly on issues such as the NBN broadband network and the ETS where positions for and against are very strongly held.

    • Bundy says:

      02:06am | 23/08/10

      I really don’t understand this assumption that the greens are extremists out to be as painful as possible until every tree is saved. 

      I see them more as the Jimny Crickets of politics.  Small, green, and constantly telling the big bastards to behave, even if they don’t always listen.  A decent social conscience is something both major parties have been missing - Rudd’s grandstanding apologies and the like included.

    • MarK says:

      11:28am | 22/08/10

      I just cannot wait for the Labor bloodletting to begin.

      Should be awesome.

    • Disillusioned says:

      11:31am | 22/08/10

      so instead of being controlled by 6 faceless union men, we are now going to be controlled by a handful of independent men.. we don’t have a real prime minister either way do we?

    • Gerard says:

      02:54pm | 22/08/10

      And why wouldn’t it be a real prime minister? If the rest of the country can’t be bothered electing representatives who act in the interests of the electorate rather than their party, why shouldn’t the independents decide?

    • Anjuli says:

      11:41am | 22/08/10

      The Greens are crowing now ,but, i wonder if they will eventually go the way of the Democrats . Do people know what the Greens really stand for, those who voted for them may have sent a message to both leaders of the main parties , at what cost to the country now that we have a hung parliament.We will not have a stable government until there is a clear winner ,with another election.

    • Proud Aussie says:

      11:47am | 22/08/10

      Long live our political system and Monarchy!

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      12:15pm | 22/08/10

      Good song “Anarchy in the UK”. The Australian political system has become so toxic and dysfunctional that it limps along just like the U.S system. At least no “hanging chad” or Supreme Court challenge (yet). Hopefully Abbott gets in- I’m looking forward to all sorts of fun and mayhem.

    • Jackie says:

      12:23pm | 22/08/10

      I spent a couple of hours scruitineering last night & was very disappointed to see so many informals, either not filled in correctly or just blank. How many times does how to vote need to be explained? The blank ones are just a sad waste of a voice.

    • Robert Smissen, rural SA, God's own country says:

      12:53pm | 22/08/10

      Let me explain it to you Jackie, you need an IQ of at least 10 to be able to tie your own shoe laces, not most Australians wear thongs.

    • facepalm says:

      12:54pm | 22/08/10

      Or they’re an equally valid expression of disgust. Well, at least mine was. I even scrawled “They’re all f***ed” on both ballots, just to be completely unambiguous. With some games, only winning move is not to play at all.

    • Gary says:

      01:13pm | 22/08/10

      Latham may have destroyed Labor’s chances twice now.

    • Jarrad says:

      02:06pm | 22/08/10

      A customer at my work said she was voting for Julia because she didnt like Tonys ears. This is the problem with compulsory voting. A lot of people are actually given a brain by mistake.

    • Gerard says:

      03:07pm | 22/08/10

      I would have been far more disappointed by the massive number of votes for the Liberal and Labor parties than by those left blank. How many times does “the major parties don’t give a toss about anyone but themselves” need to be explained?

      Unless you’re lucky enough to live in a seat where an independent has a realistic chance of winning, any vote is just a sad waste of a voice.

    • Majority says:

      12:32pm | 22/08/10

      see ya Maxine. Don’t let the door hit you on the arse on the way out.

    • Robert Smissen, rural SA, God's own country says:

      12:55pm | 22/08/10

      SO FUNNY! ! ! !

    • Notquitethemajority says:

      01:43pm | 22/08/10

      speaking for the majority?  Oh look, there’s a monkey on your back
      .....I’ts on a horse

    • Satisfied says:

      12:40pm | 22/08/10

      Yes, they thought the filter wouldnt matter. People would forget about it as there are more important issues. The jesus freaks were wrong!!!

    • Dayton says:

      01:08pm | 22/08/10

      Agreed. Labor must axe Stephen Conroy no matter what the outcome is. He is the main reason there was such a big swing from Labor to the Greens.

    • Daniel says:

      12:47pm | 22/08/10

      I think a hung parliament is very good for Australia. Itsa real way for loca communities to put pressure on Independants to get an outcome for their areas. Its great for Australian democracy and long overdue in Australia.

    • Dwgw says:

      07:46pm | 22/08/10

      Nice warm fuzzy sentiment Daniel. A bit like the new Green candidate saying now there’ll be more love in the world.
      All I can see is it costing us another 75 million to run another election, and I cant help thinking this would have paid for a lot of more hospital beds.

    • jack 67 says:

      12:55pm | 22/08/10

      is it me? or over the last few hours the comments from green voters on most sites have turned lets say…....... very red?

    • Herbert says:

      01:12pm | 22/08/10

      Even though I’m a Labor voter, I’ve always been a big admirer of Bob Katter. He is a true Independent, not just a disillusioned escapee from one of the major parties. Commonsense is likley to say that he will support the Coalition, but he will not toe the line unreservedly, and if Abbott thinks he can bully him, he is in for a big shock. He has the support of a a huge number of people in North Queensland outside his electorate, and he can do the LNP considerable damage north of the Tropic of Capricorn if he puts his mind to it. We saw the nice guy Abbott during the election campaign, but the real Abbott likes to dominate, not rule by consensus. He’s going to have one hell of a time trying to dominate the Independents. Herding cats would be a breeze by comparison.

    • Adam Diver says:

      05:08pm | 22/08/10

      Prey tell how you have come to the knowledge of the real abbott or what exactly you are basing it on?

      I use to say that Kevin Rudd likes to eat his own ear wax and that was out of line. He definately eats it whether he likes it or not I can’t be sure.

    • Stivi Cooke says:

      01:54pm | 22/08/10

      I"m an Australian teacher working central coastal Vietnam. I’m sitting in a bamboo shack with espresso and the south china sea in front ot me mulling over my wonderful Australian nations’ electoral choice.

      In all the comments I read, folk are going on about candidates yet the Australian nation has just as many massive issues so poorly examined or addressed by our leaders as the country I now live in.  Yet the rest of the world is actually trying to focus on real issues.

      Oz is still arguing broadband that I take for granted in a supposedly third world country.  Climate change is real and happening here - 8 million Vietnamese in the Mekong delta are threatened by salt water sea level rises.  Boat people are simply human beings trying to seek a better life that is sometimes so basic here that it leaves you silent….

      I didn’t vote because I frankly thought ‘none of the above’ was worth the effort.  The politicians are simply not addressing real issues with real solutions.  Bland, nasty, insipid and uninspired policy and vision.  Stuff it - do it again - and vote for everyone who is neither labor or liberal - and has a brain.

      Australia, the world is changing whether you like it or not - the east is on the rise, water is going cause wars, climates, for whatever reason, are shifting out of the realm of our normalcy More people are going to turn up on your doorstep - they are an opportunity for growth not a drain on resources.  The extraordinary wealth and luck on Australia nows depends on decisions far from your shores.

      Do it again…and chose wisely..

    • Garry says:

      03:50pm | 22/08/10

      So where do these people get the money from to pay the people smugglers to bring them here if they are so poor, and why do they bypass many countries who will accept them to get here, is it because Rudd sent the message that Australia is an easy touch. Look after your own people first and fix our problems first, and why should Australia be ashamed of protecting it’s own interests. Climate change will happen no matter what mankind does, it is a fact of nature, and man was not here in other climate change periods and still it happened. The sky is falling, sound familiar.

    • Nick says:

      03:55pm | 22/08/10

      Brother/Sister I feel your pain. I live in Cambo, even poorer than Vietnam, and we have a reasonable broadband system. Your other comments about the REAL day to day survival issues also resonate, and make me shake my head at my countrymans ‘Shallow Hal’ outlook on the world. For me - I’m staying here and watching the predictable pandemonium back home with half a smile and half a grimace smile

    • Gran Depine says:

      04:30pm | 22/08/10

      @ Stivi Cooke If Vietnam is so beautiful and Uncle Ho was fair, then why did all these boat people post Vietnam war migrate to the US, Canada, HK, Australia and NZ? Damn freedom fighters how dare they migrate to a better world for their families. Why don’t you convince all these ex-refugees to give up their new citizenship, return to Vietnam and teach the Generals the taste of the new democracy? I tell you why, because they lived and survived the communist torture and they know how it really is to be caught between French colonialism, corrupt politicians, Mao’s doctrine as interpreted through Deng Xiao Ping (the late PR CHINA leader who is famous for saying “What is 100 million lives?” if the end achieves the common mean.

      Why don’t you ask the Greeks who migrated to Australia who suffered and experienced 200,000 fatalities during the KKE communist civil war or good old Pol Pot’s Khmer Rouge regime? THAT’S RIGHT…let us all LOOK FORWARD like PM Gillard. If we ignore the past, we are bound to repeat it. As for the real issues in Australia, you either part of the landscape or part of the picture and you can shove you wise “Hinsight” observations up your little environmentally friendly bamboo hut far far away. Idiots in Australia are being brainwashed with the socialist agenda and more and more people are waking up. Go and live in Greece today sweet heart and see how it is to live with the austerity measures because of these genius greedy neo-socialists. Stivi ...I wish,I wish, I wish you stay exactly where ever the F%$# you are!

    • Peter says:

      02:37pm | 23/08/10

      @ Gran Depine. Although the greek militay coup in 1967 was the main reason my dad left, i think the exodus of Greece goes a bit further than the civil war that took place in the late 1940’s. more info:-

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_military_junta_of_1967–1974

      My dad left Greece because of a military regime that banned any sort of political discourse amoungst the locals. I certainly recall stories from my father that they had to hide in “safe houses’ if they just wanted to talk about politics.. You will note that this coup d’etat was organised by conservatives not communists. People fled their oppression..

    • Jason CR says:

      02:21pm | 22/08/10

      This result is nothing short of a disaster for the country.
      The greens obtain a lower house seat on preferences only and already have their chests pumped out.
      We also have 3 independents who will also hold the country to ransom.
      And Julia Gillard’s speech last night summed up that evil woman.
      Instead of thanking her staff, colleagues, voters etc etc, she spent the first 5 minutes congratulating the Independents and named them all.  You’re nothing short of a joke Gillard and obviously have no shame.
      I say to Abbott, stick to your beliefs and don’t let the independents and mad greens dictate everything.  If that means Gillard forms a government, let her.  We’ll be back to the polls in 18 months and you can finish that witch off then. 
      And after 70% of the vote, that raving lunatic Wayne Swan was behind on the primary vote! Thank god for the greens hey Swanny??

    • thomas says:

      02:32pm | 22/08/10

      Its interesting to see everyone dissecting everything, and analysing the coals. Shedding blame this way and that, and blowing trumpets for such a tough campaign. No party gained the faith of the people. The people spoke quite clearly in showing no trust in anyone. I think yesterday was about protest votes and disillusionment with all the parties and there policies, and the spin. The number of informals is testament to that. the swing to the greens could be seen as a protest. The swing to the liberals as protest for the preferences of the greens to labour when you don’t want to vote labour but a vote for the greens is going to labour. So then it’s liberal or family first, or another party that people aren’t familiar with. not much of a choice. likewise if you didn’t wont to vote liberal the only other choice is labour, or an informal / independent. again not much choice. i can’t see how this is great for democracy. it is winning at all costs, which has turned into winning through the failure of others, (the steven bradbury way) and a lack of true contest with substance and conviction. Blow yourself up as a champion without putting up a fight, but just being in the race and winning through incompetence of others. A hung parliment is good for democracy if it was democratically determined through a contest and an intentional voice of the people. yesterday we heard a cacophony of protest to the negativity, incompotence on all sides, and risk adverse campaigns, that may well result in a mute government.

    • Marc says:

      02:33pm | 22/08/10

      I’m so sick of conservatism in Australia.  Will our ignorance end one day?

    • Eric says:

      05:30pm | 22/08/10

      Your ignorance may end one day, and if so, you will appreciate conservatism.

    • mid says:

      01:19pm | 23/08/10

      I appreciate conservatism, I just wish we actually had a conservative party in this country to back wink

    • Colin Burt says:

      02:35pm | 22/08/10

      Wonder who is going to be chosen as Speaker of the House.  Neither side can afford to give up a voting member.  Maybe the lone Green or an Independent ?  Perhaps we shall see achange to allow the Speaker to vote at division time,  or maybe they will employ an outsider to warm the seat.

    • DaS Energy says:

      02:36pm | 22/08/10

      Incorrect. “Australia votes for chaos”  Punters are sick of party politicians lieing to the back teeth and the media calling it spin.  So the punter took control the Australian way and put hem under the supervision of Policians they can trust, the independants.  Should party policians wish to govern in their own right they first need learn not to lie.

    • Drew(Darlinghurst) says:

      02:41pm | 22/08/10

      Even if Tony Abbott gets over the line for a Minority Liberal Government with the support of the Conservative Independents….Abbott will get no legislation through the GREEN SENATE.

      So I’m thinking we will have another election within 12 months.

      Let the fun and games begin.

    • Peter says:

      02:57pm | 22/08/10

      John Howard was right when he said the voters get it right. I think this is the best result Australia could have hoped for. It’s up to the major parties now to start putting country ahead of party politics. As Tony Abbott said in opposition, his job was to oppose everything. For the most part it didn’t matter what it was, good or bad for the country, he would oppose it. Same can be said of previous Labour opposition governments.

      I just hope these new indenpenants can bring some sense back into politics. Perhaps convince Tony Abbott that broadband is important to the country and stop playing games with issue? or convincing Tony Abbott that his PPL scheme went too far? At least if we end up with Abbott we will end up with a much more palatable version of him..

      Same can be said of Labour, at least there would be some way of controlling needless waste of tax payers money.

      Whoever wins, i think we are going to get a better version of what we otherwise would have had.

      How successful it is, i think it depends on the major parties. If they continue playing power games ahead of national interests, i think the voters should punish them futher…

      Im an optimist, and i think for a brief moment in our history we might see an era of co-operation in our parliament. Hopefully this would start getting voters thinking seriously of giving third parties and independants a chance in future elections. We will have more representative views where they count (in the house of reps)..

      I am optimistic that Australians got in right on Saturday..

    • Nick says:

      03:15pm | 22/08/10

      I’m not even resident in Australia, (live in SE Asia), but did my bit and voted at the Embassy. Guessing my vote wont be counted for a while, but no matter my seat has already been comprehensively won by the ‘other bloke’.

      So where are we now? A NBN that will, wont, will ,wont be rolled out? A mining super tax that will noisily be either implemented or forgotten? Parental leave that will be a chook scratch of compromises and half funded by? something. Our face to the world? Smithy?, Kev?, whoever the coalition put up - or perhaps all of them in a sad embarrassing international sack race?

      Good luck to all of you there at ringside. I reckon I’ll hide over here in the 3rd world for a while more!

    • Chris says:

      03:23pm | 22/08/10

      I will wait until all the results are in before I believe that one side or the other has ‘won’ or can form a government.  I am concerned that the Greens look like having 9 Senate seats. That will allow them to wield considerably more power than they should have.  I have deep concerns about the environment and, in other circumstances, would have voted Green but their other policies worry me deeply. I believe some of them are impossible to implement but others could be and they have climate consequences and economic implications the Greens and voters appear to be unaware of. Both major parties made the mistake of concentrating too much on each other and not enough on the danger to the Senate from this group

    • Candice says:

      06:23pm | 25/08/10

      Agree 100% Chris!!

    • Dash says:

      03:28pm | 22/08/10

      The primary vote went to the LNP. It would be a disgrace if they are not given the right to govern. The alternative would be for the ALP to be put in power with less than 40% of people wanting them. That’s not government at all! The greens agenda is a joke and you have to ask if the people who vote green really do want drugs decriminalised, a socialist tax system, increased corporate tax, and open slather for immigration. For the greens to hold the balance of power representing 13% of the public is not democracy at all. The ALP has a lot to answer for!

    • Bundy says:

      02:18am | 23/08/10

      Why do you assume that the people voting green don’t know the policies or that some how this is only the fault of the ALP?  I would have thought that if either major party delivered some rational and clear policies then perhaps they would have a showing that delivered them a majority.

      The green vote shows there is a strong case to be made for policies more aligned with their views.  The ALP is drifting so far to the right they might as well merge with the Liberals, if only they could agree on workplace policy.

      Personally I feel more comfortable with the balance of power being held by a party with a progressive view than being under the thumb of a backwards thinking mob like Family first.

    • Bob H says:

      03:41pm | 22/08/10

      Fantastic result - politicians made impotent by the voters limiting their ability to f@ck things up.  Love your work voters

    • Christie says:

      03:43pm | 22/08/10

      Standing in line yesterday reading the HTV forms, I found myself wondering who the sitting member for my electorate actually was.  I had no idea…  Speaks volumes to the amount of “grass roots” work they had done in the last 3 years.  Turns out mine is a very safely held liberal seat as evidenced by a fridge magnet I found when I got home.

      I’m one of those voters who has always been heavily influenced by my pro-labor family.  However yesterday I just couldn’t do it.

      For me it came down to choosing between two slightly different colours of beige.  No real substance, an awful lot of spin and the feeling that neither of them was ever telling me what they really thought.  Rather, they were just saying what the puppet-masters behind them were telling them to say.

      I ended up voting Green.  Not because I agree with every single one of their policies (although I do agree with a lot of them) but more importantly, I really admire that they stand firm on their beliefs.  They don’t try to water them down to keep the polls looking good.  They don’t back away from them.  They are committed to their position irrespective of whether it wins them the popularity contest.

      It wasn’t the Rudd issue.  I understand that’s the way party politics can work sometimes but I did feel incredibly let down by the Labor party and backing away from the ETS was the final straw for me.  Ironically, if Malcolm Turnball had still been leader of the Coalition yesterday, I would have voted liberal in the lower house.  I wonder how many other people would have done the same…

    • raymond says:

      03:54pm | 22/08/10

      If Gillard gets out of this one by doing “whatever it takes” to bribe the independents, one can imagine the anger this will stir up.  She apparently can ignore the clear verdict of the voters: we don’t want her.  Typical arrogance.

    • dave kelly says:

      11:40am | 23/08/10

      Yeah Raymond, they dont want Abbott eithee!!!!

    • thatmosis says:

      04:01pm | 22/08/10

      Go the LNP and now we will really see the Greens for what they really are as they press their agenda on who ever gets to be in power. Death duties, ETS, no fishing in Australian waters and the list goes on. After 3 years of these lunatics maybe they will go the way of the democrats, we can only hope.

    • The Stig says:

      04:04pm | 22/08/10

      My take on the election is that I strongly believe that Liberal gained not because of their own strength far from it. I believe that most of the people in West Sydney and QLD put in a protest vote, because they mixed up local issues including overcrowded suburbs ,poor infrastructure and fear of boat people with federal issues and hence punished Gillard when in reality they should have punished the Local government. I also strongly believe that many of these people are poorly educated and not informed and do not understand that they have little or nothing to gain from a Liberal government.

    • Carscon says:

      07:47pm | 22/08/10

      I reckon your spot on. Compared to the rest of the world this country is travelling along beautifully, low unemployment, low interest rates, no recession. The ALP believe it or not have done a pretty good job all things considering. If the ALP is as bad as the Conservatives say then how come the Conservatives didnt win? The ALP got smashed in Queensland because of Rudd and Bligh - simple as that - massive protest vote. As to who governs now well If I was an independent and wanted some real action for rural communites especially with regard to communications infrastructure there is clearly only one choice - the ALP - as they were going to do this anyway. As Katter said last night, for 12 years under Howard, the LNP did nothing in this area when they were screaming for it and its not suprising when you consider that Howard and Abbot are fanatical believers in “the market”.  It would go against everything Abbot believes in to spend the amounts of money required on such infrastructure as he just doesn’t see any benefit in it - to him if there is a dire need for it then the private sector will step in and “provide”.

    • Bundy says:

      02:28am | 23/08/10

      Labor had the best opportunity they have ever had to sort out the mess between the state and federal levels of government.  We could have seen health, education and services properly funded and supported across the country.  We could have seen a massive reduction in red tape and political bun fighting caused by the state layer of bureaucracy.  Instead they twiddled around for 3 years and left it all to fester as the ALP could not even sort out there own house and allowed the states to throw their weight around.  They have only themselves to blame for state issues coming to the fore.

      I say this as someone who is not a fan of the Liberals.

    • Ding says:

      08:56am | 23/08/10

      Carscon says: “I reckon your spot on. Compared to the rest of the world this country is travelling along beautifully, low unemployment, low interest rates, no recession.”

      Open your eyes ... the true rate of unemployment is cleverly disguised, interest rates are almost the highest in the developed world, and whilst we don’t have a technical recession things are not so beautiful in many parts of Australia.

    • 4leaf says:

      04:11pm | 22/08/10

      I love this idiotic line being run that because the Libs/Nats/LibNats got more than the ALP on first preferences, the former Coalition must therefore be the winning side.  It’s as if the Greens’ votes were ‘stolen’ from the Conservatives, whereas reality plainly shows the Greens’ split the left’s vote.  Why is a Conservative Coalition that got fewer votes than a an ALP/Greens Coalition entitled to govern?  I heard Minchin parrot the line repeatedly last night that the Coalition won the 2PP - it absolutely did not.  The 2PP is presently split 51/49 in the ALPs favour.  We have a preferential voting system, so logically if we’re going to use anything as a default mechanism in the case of a hung parliament, it should be the 2PP.

    • Jason CR says:

      06:48pm | 22/08/10

      4leaf
      The coalition received 450,000 more primary votes - end of story.
      And what happened to your theory last week when you were blurting that the bookies NEVER get it wrong.  They did and you did.

    • MarK says:

      08:22pm | 22/08/10

      I will make sure to tell Bob Brown he is in coalition with Labor.

      i am sure he will be pleased.

      Add the Green and Labor vote together? Lol. Nice if you can get it.

      Does that mean the Libs can count a few of the more “right” Labor guys because, you know, its only fair.

      HAHAHAHA. What a great effort in justification.

    • Darcy Dunbar says:

      04:12pm | 22/08/10

      What an indictment of our electoral system that although 400,000 more people voted for the Coalition we still have a hung parliament!

    • Fence_Sitter says:

      04:24pm | 22/08/10

      As Costello said last night on Channel 9, whoever forms the government wouldn’t be able to do much with the wafer thin majority they have…that is a good thing considering the mayhem of the last 2 years…for a change “do nothing” is a real prospect!

    • Steve says:

      04:25pm | 22/08/10

      Another moronic Punch post. You blokes actually think about this stuff?

    • Sam Spade says:

      04:30pm | 22/08/10

      400,000 more votes for Labor than at the last election says it all.

    • Jason says:

      05:03pm | 22/08/10

      Now we have Bandt (Greens) claiming that he’ll run over to Gillard’s corner ASAP.  Don’t forget Adam that you only got in on Liberal preferences mate.  It shows just what a joke the 2PP system really is.  400,000 extra primary votes for the coalition….I think I know who Australia really wants.

    • shane says:

      05:24pm | 22/08/10

      why do the libs seem to be claiming victory? they didn’t win. the public rejected both big parties.

      if anything the vote indicated a move to the left for Australian politics. marginally more then 50% of the public voted for lab and greens. the massive swing towards the greens would indicate to me that the public WANT SOMETHING REAL DONE ABOUT ENVIRONMENTAL ISSUES.

      Yet what do we get from journalists still? crapping on about how fantastic the libs are. I’m not saying that Abbott didn’t perform well (in the context of political thuggery), but he certainly has no right to be proclaiming himself as Australia’s choice.

      Anyway, if the libs do form government, good ‘ol Mr Rictus Grin is gonna have to do something that’s probably completely alien to him. Negotiate and compromise.

      Lets see how tough talking he is when hes facing a Green senate.

      All in all, a good result.

      Now to watch New Ltd’s push to de-legitimise the right and freedom of Labor to try and form a government whilst at the same time trumpeting Abbott’s victorious swing of less then 1%

    • Jason CR says:

      09:10pm | 22/08/10

      Get your head out of the sand Shane.  How many seats did Abbott gain in this election?? I was saying that if he got within 6-8 seats it would be a win considering how far back he came from.  You’re like Wayne Swan, refusing to accept what has happened here.  450,000 extra primary votes to the coalition sums it up mate.
      As for Labor saying that Julia did a magnificent job to come back from those vicious leaks….ummm the leaks were about HER thoughts on pensioners and paid parental leave.  Labor never cease to amaze me with their spin. 
      Was the swing to Abbott 1% in Qld, NSW, NT??  Wow, how did he pick up 13 seats on a 1% swing??

    • Informed voter says:

      05:35pm | 22/08/10

      The election result only shows that Australians have no idea what they want and what is good for the country.

      And on the NBN, has anyone stopped to think that without improving the connectivity to other countries (most importantly, the US), spending $5000 per household on giving us 100 mbit or 10 gbit whatever it is these days, will just create an even smaller bottleneck to the rest of the world?

    • Ding says:

      07:12pm | 22/08/10

      Informed eh ? A new cable was laid not so long ago to Guam and another one to the USA is in the planning stage at this time. The existing cables have unlit fibre in them so there is currently spare capacity out of Australia.

    • Richard Rountree says:

      05:42pm | 22/08/10

      There should be a four lane bitumen highway from Charters Towers to The Lynd.

      Grey Nomads are going to have a ball at long last.

    • David Lloyd says:

      06:11pm | 22/08/10

      Let’s be clear here: The Senate is quite capable of introducing most legislation. There are limits to its power but it’s not only a House of Review - it can legislate to its own desire.

    • Lee from WA says:

      06:49pm | 22/08/10

      Why can’t the media help bagging out Wyatt Roy? You have all been proven wrong you morons! Just give the guy a break. You make it sound like 20 year olds have never done anything responsible in the history of the earth.

    • Jason CR says:

      06:55pm | 22/08/10

      Gillard will form a minority government for one reason only.  She’d trade her own parents for the chance of power and will do everything and anything to woo the independents.
      The independents are in a tough situation if they do opt for a Gillard government.  Each of their own seats had a Labor vote of 20%, 14% and 9%!!!  I think that sums up their electorate’s opinion of Gillard and muppet Swan.

    • Ronn Of Brisbane says:

      08:11pm | 22/08/10

      Labor did not win. The Greens won it for them
      That is why Preferential Voting Should go.
      Under this system someone that gets 50.9 can still lose that seat because of Preferential Voting

    • Bruce Almighty says:

      08:16pm | 22/08/10

      Labor lost. The preferential voting system is invalid. The Constitution only allows each elector to have one vote and not a plurality of votes.

    • Tweety Tweeter says:

      08:29pm | 22/08/10

      I just don’t get the title of this Article. Australia votes for chaos? Australia already in chaos due to goverment incompetence to manage the country. That’s why this election result are balanced, people fed up with dirty politics and goverment attitude of just talk without any real action that benefit any of us…

    • JJ says:

      08:45pm | 22/08/10

      Win lose or draw, Maxine is gooooooooone!!!

    • James Carthew says:

      08:51pm | 22/08/10

      The swing to the Greens is based on two things.

      1. The ETS, it’s probably not the best way to deal with climate change, but at least it’s ACTION on climate change. Something which neither major party has been willing to do.

      2. The NBN. People hate Telstra’s monopoly, the crap connectivity currently available and would vote Labor purely to get better net access. But then the morons in the Labor party tried to bring in mandatory filtering. Everyone I know who was an informed voter aware of the policy platforms of the parties voted Green because they knew that the Liberals would can the NBN and they KNEW the Greens would kill the filter but keep the network.

      Most informed people I met who voted Liberal, either did it because of a perceived destruction of the economy/waste, or because they considered the NBN to be a big white elephant that they were happy to live without. Most of those people had access to stable internet connections at what they considered decent speeds already. Noone seriously thinks that the Greens will be able to pass most of their wanted legislation like drug legalisation. It’d go to a conscience vote and be shot down.

    • Mark M Aldridge Independent says:

      09:32pm | 22/08/10

      The truth is the conduct of elections has strayed to far from the ideal of honest democracy, the people have given up on change, making matters worse is the media pretty much havent helped the case.

      http://www.markmaldridge.com/Media-release.html

    • Nigel Catchlove says:

      06:21am | 23/08/10

      Mark, I struggled through the morass of your media release but I really should have stopped at the first line: “Over the past decade my calls for an Independent commission to deal with both electoral reforms and election conduct has fallen on death ears, says Mark Aldridge Independent.”  Death ears?  In my ideal of ‘honest democracy’, functional literacy of elected representatives is a pre-requisite.

    • Mark M Aldridge Independent says:

      10:28am | 23/08/10

      Nigel so are you saying it matters not about how dodgy an election conduct is found to be, as long as those who win have good grammar skills? I was not asking for your vote, but for honest elections for my country.

    • Margaret says:

      10:40am | 23/08/10

      on this occasion I felt disenfranchised by both the major parties and overwhelmed by the unadulterated propoganda emanating from both sides
      I also felt that the electorate was being held hostage by a (frequently) inept and subjective media (some should go right back to school) which made the information even more confusing
      ultimately I shifted back slightly in the reps due to all the scare mongering and voted for the greens in the Senate
      all I wanted was some honesty and transparency in the process and it was lacking in this election
      finally…rather than chaos, it may well bring these people back to a position of conscience and for that reason i do not fear this hung parliament

    • Margaret says:

      10:41am | 23/08/10

      on this occasion I felt disenfranchised by both the major parties and overwhelmed by the unadulterated propoganda emanating from both sides
      I also felt that the electorate was being held hostage by a (frequently) inept and subjective media (some should go right back to school) which made the information even more confusing
      ultimately I shifted back slightly in the reps due to all the scare mongering and voted for the greens in the Senate
      all I wanted was some honesty and transparency in the process and it was lacking in this election
      finally…rather than chaos, it may well bring these people back to a position of conscience and for that reason i do not fear this hung parliament

    • CC says:

      06:35pm | 25/08/10

      Unfortunately Margaret, the Greens have been allowed to be the least transparent of any party, as most people don’t take them seriously. Have you seen any costing relating to their policies? How much would it actually cost to implement them? Oh wait, that’s right, they’ve never had to cost them out so who would know.

    • Yadu Singh says:

      02:51am | 23/08/10

      Two things. It is unfair to make a comment on Wyatt Roy’s age. He ran an effective campaign and was elected by a majority of the constituency. Good on him. He gave a great interview on ABC with KOB. I was impressed.

      ALP lost heaps of seats and Coalition won heaps of seats when compared to their seats in 2007. It means only one thing. This is that voters rejected ALP. Apart from useless media spins, asuming people to be fools, it was political slaying of KRudd by power brokers and Union hacks which made people unhapy with ALP. Winning power at any cost became their mantra. There is a message for ALP there. People don’t want so much power with Union hacks and faction heavies.

      Independents should go with whichever party has more seats. If they have equal seats, then it should be primary votes which should matter for their decision. If nothing works, then go for the new election as suggested by Mr Oakeshott.

    • Gerry Sinclair says:

      02:57am | 23/08/10

      Actually the obvious has been missed, Australia did not vote for chaos, rather the voting showed that there are two Australias.

      One is Qld, NSW, WA & NT and the other is Vic, Tas & SA

      I will let you make up your own mind which is the more sensible, but personally I just have to look back at the nature of the two campaigns to make a no brainer decision.

      WA has always wanted to secede & NQLD always talks about the same, wonder how VIC,SA & TAS would cope if the economic powerhouse states said OK guys you are on your own we are not going to finance your feel good agendas any more?

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      07:53am | 23/08/10

      Yeah, they tried that in the U.S long ago. The Confederacy lost.

    • Margaret says:

      08:31am | 23/08/10

      regardless of this, we have a GG who is the mother in law of one of the Labor front bench. She is compromised for at least this reason and the most senior of the state governors should step in

    • Peter says:

      09:45am | 23/08/10

      The Queen should now step in. Your right, the GG is compromised..

    • S.L says:

      12:35pm | 23/08/10

      Good point Paul that three independants have their roots in the Nats. Conservative comentators on radio today are saying with that as the case, and conservatives coming second in the primaries in those three electorates, Mr Abbott should be given the nod. But my question is what was so wrong with the National Party that messers Katter, Windsor and Oakeshott had to go it alone?

    • TEZ says:

      05:52pm | 23/08/10

      NOTICE HOW QUIET BARNABY IS TODAY?????

    • masealake says:

      09:10pm | 31/08/10

      Why Coalition steams ahead in Australia federal election?

      Australia now enters in a new challenging political era for 70 years toward a negatively movement.

      Voters are crying for a change with anger to share fairer resources supplied lives from the first term of government?

      Voters are looking for action to have improved resources support lives that suppose lead by their votes and elected government in the following eight commitments:

      1. What vision of prosperity voters seen?

      2. Why action not enough in the past 3 years?

      3. How many election promises has been fulfilling?

      4. Where productivity motivation to voters?

      5. What materials to speed up election promises processing?

      6. Why some election promises powerless process? 

      7. How far transparency in each department service voters wanted?

      8. Where prioritized direction to empowerment the nation?

      A “Health Olympic Australia” project will directly support to produce benefits to Australia within 3 years, for everyone’s health creation, and wealth creation regardless of gender, age, and or race,  then benefit to everyone globally afterward?

      Australia people will fill the miss opportunity to them should it exist today, but yet to discover the value by government.


      Ma kee wai
      (Member of Inventor Association Queensland since 1993)

    • TerryParks33 says:

      10:02am | 09/12/11

      It is known that cash makes us free. But what to do when somebody doesn’t have cash? The only one way is to receive the personal loans and short term loan.

 

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