I’d like to know if anyone out there is having an election party which they’ve promised to keep going until there’s a winner. They’ll need to live near a well-stocked bottle shop and possibly ring out for some new livers.
You could exclaim that the outcome of the 2010 federal election was an amazing result. As in, there wasn’t one.
The Prime Minister quoted Bill Clinton’s line about the people having spoken, but it’s going to take a bit of time to figure out what they’ve said. I’m not so sure. On the results as they stand tonight there seems a clear message that Australians have opted not to give either of the major parties a mandate to govern in their own right.
Instead Labor or the Coalition in all likelihood will have to work co-operatively (gasp!) in the national parliament with people from outside their parties.
John Howard likes to say voters always get it right. Labor’s recent internal ructions are fresh in everybody’s minds but the Coalition has also a dramatic period of instability of its own towards the end of last year. Apply Howard’s maxim to this and it says much of voters’ dim view of the current state of national politics.
On the balance of the proclivities of three of the independents - Bob Katter, Tony Windsor, and Rob Oakeshott all having Nationals roots - the current situation favours the Coalition being able to form a government after the votes are counted.
But how it plays out is anyone’s guess. Labor could pull back a seat or two on postal vote counting and with the numbers this tight, a seat switching between either major party changes the game.
Then there’s the negotiation process that follows the count. It could be a week or more before we know who the next prime minister is. And what they have promised in order to secure the job.
What fun.
This does rather change the national political landscape. Independents being courted to prop up a new government are in an excellent negotiating position. Labor strategist Bruce Hawker said on Sky News tonight it might be time to start thinking about giving an independent an “executive position” in government, perhaps a seat in Cabinet.
But even on simple negotiating terms the independents will be able to extract significant concessions for the incoming government.
In other words, hand over the pork.
Demands for new roads, schools, pet arts projects - all could be subjects of difficult negotiations between independents and a government holding a slim majority in Parliament.
There is also the Sword of Damocles threat - an unhappy independent or two threatening to to cross the floor on critical issues.
More fun.
And that’s before you get to the prospect of having Doogie Howser Wyatt Roy, the 20-year-old who won Longman for the LNP, in parliament. Wonder if he’ll be putting up posters of his favourite band in his office.
Tony Abbott described today as a good day for the Australian people, on the grounds that it was democracy in action.
How was it for you?
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