If there is a God, he’d be rubbing his hands with glee at the rise of radical atheism.

The pompous pronoucements of Professor Richard Dawkins reinforce the image of atheists as intellectual snobs who look down on those who believe.
Now – I, too, view the Bible as a fantastical fairy tale. But to denigrate those who gain succour from their faith is, at best, patronising and, at worst, counter productive.
At the Global Atheist Convention in Melbourne, the author of The God Delusion said the creation of saints is “pure Monty Python” and Family First Senator Steve Fielding is “more stupid than an earthworm”.
I’m sure we all felt a little schadenfreude watching Q&A last week as Senator Fielding struggled to defend creationism, even claiming the PM debunked Darwin.
It was car-crash television, with cutaways of a disparaging Dawkins leaning back in his chair and rolling his eyes.
But belittling believers like Fielding only strengthens their resolve.
Religious nuts can be nasty.
The most vicious feedback I’ve received in 25 years of journalism has been from the religious right.
In one column, I wrote that Boxing Day is much better than Christmas because there’s no pressure to go to church – simply relax and throw some saussies on the BBQ.
“I feel so sad for you, that you are such a bitter person because you have no God in your life,” one reader wrote. “I pray for your soul and those of your children, who are being ruined by your hatefulness.”
(For the record, I do try to love my neighbour and refrain from killing anyone, although with letters like that it’s increasingly difficult.)
An article in the Sun-Herald claimed that atheism is fashionable these days, and “books refuting any claim of a divine creator are bestsellers”.
But politicians are reticent to reveal their godlessness, lest they lose support from the burgeoning bible belt.
A survey by the newspaper uncovered only three of 30 federal ministers who confessed to being atheist or agnostic: Health Minister Nicola Roxon, Defence Personnel Minister Greg Combet and Financial Services Minister Chris Bowen.
Finance Minister Lindsay Tanner thought he’d have a bob each way, describing himself as an “agnostic Anglican”.
The God-botherers don’t hide their light under a bushel, with Kevin Rudd holding every second press conference in front of a church and his opposite number, Captain Catholic, proselytising from his pulpit.
Australians are generally laissez-faire about religion, but a rise in rhetoric from both sides is making us sit up and take notice.
Last spring, skywriters wrote Jesus Lives across the heavens as part of the All About Life campaign, funded by a host of Christian churches in NSW and WA.
The Atheist Foundation tried to get the campaign banned, saying it contravened truth-in-advertising laws.
They’ve countered with bus billboards in Melbourne and Tasmania, proclaiming: Atheism – celebrate reason.
The international Atheist Bus Campaign protests “pro-religion bias in the advertising world”.
Religion has always been good at advertising – the Reformation spread quickly because Protestants realised the propaganda power of the printing press.
US televangelists now use the power of the internet to spread the word.
When it comes to words, those used by the anti-evangelists are powerful weapons.
The author of God is Not Great, Christopher Hitchens, dips his pen in poison ink to write about a “supernatural dictatorship turning us all into serfs”.
But surely their talents could be better used to devise a positive advertising campaign for atheism, instead of implying that people who believe in God are stupid?
After all, the great dictum of advertising is to never, ever mention the competition.
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