The showbiz maxim about never working with children or animals was on full display tonight as our Prime Minister arrived for a chummy yarn with a nice bunch of kids only to endure a torrid pummeling about broken promises, weak leadership and political expediency.

In a display which put us journalists to shame, a roomful of young adults gave Kevin Rudd one of the toughest grillings of his prime ministership as he agreed to an hour-long solo appearance on the ABC’s Q&A at Old Parliament House, Canberra.
You could see the clutch slipping from the start as the first series of questions directly accused Rudd of being more talk than action. His body language was awkward and what he had probably envisaged as a friendly bit of to-and-fro banter looked as uncomfortable as an all-in press conference - only more so, as the kids were so civilised in their pursuit of the PM that he couldn’t cry foul over unfair treatment.
One of the first questions was a double-barreled accusation of sloth and dishonesty, where a young girl asked the PM why he’d failed to honour his promise of a laptop for every secondary student, and also why he had not taken control of the public health system from the states in July of last year, as explicitly promised at the 2007 election.
Mr Rudd tried to bat the first point away, with a degree of conviction, in stating that the policy was set to be met by 2013 and was on track to do so. But he sounded edgy and defensive, and had nowhere to go when the emptiness of his promised health takeover was pointed out to him.
Pretty soon he was copping it from all angles, being accused of using the Howard Government’s record to cover his own failure to deliver, and hiding behind the cover of the GFC to defend broken promises.
It was a tough gig because the questions were all without notice and covered a huge range of topics. And it was the left field questions which confirmed that Mr Rudd is much more the analytical bureaucrat than the instinct politician.
He got a question on the absence of uniform national laws on P-plates, and another on whether the drinking age should be raised to 21 (to which he initially said “of course”, before realising he had inadvertently given a straight answer and backpedalling.) In both instances he talked about the need for evidentiary arguments that both approaches would result in positive change.
His answer as to whether burqas should be banned was much clearer, driven by his conviction that we’re a tolerant and inclusive society.
One of the funniest things about the show was how so many of the young people in the crowd smirked in amusements at Rudd’s Ruddisms - “there’s no magic wand”, “but you know something”, and the ever-present “at the end of the day”, and his use of hand gestures such as the sweeping arm to explain the scary arrival of the GFC.
Twitter was loving it too. It was a number one trending topic for a while (admittedly the Yanks were all asleep). But many of the tweeters who watched had a droll take on it. My fave:
@
inflatablenerd But you know something? Kevin Rudd needs a new catchphrase #qanda
He will get marks for fronting up and he came across as a decent if dorky guy. But at the end of the day and with no magic wand to hand it was kids one Kev nil. Let’s see how Abbott goes.
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