“I want to be a billionaire, so freakin’ bad”


That’s the chorus of a well known Gen Y song. Donald Trump pisses all over that ethos.

Mr Trump is a terribly successful man. Half the buildings on the banks of the Hudson River in New York are Trump real estate. The Apprentice turned his mop into an icon, and he carefully cultivated his image ever since. Up until Barack Obama was elected president and he revealed his nutbag conspiracy theorist leanings.

He became the spokesperson for a movement accusing the president of being born outside America. His latest move: offering to donate $5 million to a charity of the president’s choice if he releases his college records. See the video above.

What are they possibly going to reveal? The prez got some Cs? I’m all for transparency, but if I gave my uni records to the Australian people, I’m sure they’d be fascinated to know I nearly failed a subject called Language and Discourse in my first year.

I’m not sure being a billionaire is really something to aspire to, though. The only thing that makes Trump any different to other billionaires is his comb-over. To build up a fortune like that, you’d have to be a little crazy. 

Earlier this week, my colleague Anthony Sharwood had a chat to a leading expert in emotional intelligence, psychologist Chris Golis. Mr Golis explained what makes a psychopath:

They meet someone and they say, ‘what’s in it for me? How can I make money from this person?’

Corporate psychopaths have a phenomenal desire to win or to make money and the two often go together, of course.

Sounds like Trump.

Anyone who’s been in the private sector for a while knows that intelligence is just one factor that makes someone a good businessperson.

Having an incredible sense of initiative and a near-psychotic ability to push down obstacles, that’s what really gets you places.

And that craziness can go in two directions. Billionaire trolls have a lot more influence than your typical internet wildebeest. They can also achieve things that no one else could dream of.

... Clive Palmer will unveil his designs for the Titanic II at a gala dinner on an aircraft carrier in New York on December 4. Now there’s a man with some vision.

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    • Tony of Poorakistan says:

      01:24pm | 25/10/12

      I think it extremely unlikely that Obama could have been born outside the US - all the investigation would have been done on the Govt side years ago, for security reasons if nothing else. 
       
      I do, however, think it is a great idea to insist that the President of the country is born in that country. You cannot have divided loyalties in such a role.

    • Warren says:

      01:43pm | 25/10/12

      Too true. Can you have a word with Tony Abbott please? He’s a pom.

    • Sinbad says:

      01:44pm | 25/10/12

      What about PM Gillard? Where was she born?

    • TheRealDave says:

      02:18pm | 25/10/12

      Its those wacky Austrians you have to watch out for….

    • fml says:

      02:20pm | 25/10/12

      I don’t think it is necessary at all, and I do not think that being born in another country means you have divided loyalties. I think that loyalty is proven through actions as opposed to a piece of paper which says which country you were born in.

      Otherwise you would realise that neither Ms Gillard or Mr Abbott are fit. Considering one was born in wales and the other in London.

      http://www.aph.gov.au/Senators_and_Members/Parliamentarian?MPID=EZ5#personal

    • PeterM says:

      02:45pm | 25/10/12

      The US does not permit someone not born in the US to hold the office of President.  You can be a citizen, born outside the US to hold political office but the President must be US born.

    • Gordon says:

      03:42pm | 25/10/12

      Philby Burgess Maclean, Blunt & Cairncross were all poms born & bred: spied for Russia for years. Several homegrown yanks spied for cash. Foreign born Arnie, whatever you might think of him generally, is nothing if not patriotic US. Where you are born is not a big deal really.

    • Greg says:

      04:37pm | 25/10/12

      For anybody who has bothered to look into the so-called “birther”  accusations, they have raised plenty of unanswered anomolies regarding Obama’s history. And Obama has spent millions in multiple court cases to prevent disclosure of his history.

      Any impartial person would have to wonder why. It is clear that he is hiding something.

      Despite all the doubts about the birth certificate that has been released, I tend to believe that he probably was born in Hawaii.

      I suspect that he has falsified his nation of birth in the past, and claimed to be born in Kenya instead of Hawaii, in order to qualify for affirmative action preferential treatment during his college years. That is why he doesn’t want his college records released.

      In fact, up until 2007 it was on record that he was born in Kenya. There is no birthplace restriction on US Senators, this restriction only applies to the Presidency.

      See some published documents on Obama, which were never contested before he ran for President:

      http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/05/17/The-Vetting-Barack-Obama-Literary-Agent-1991-Born-in-Kenya-Raised-Indonesia-Hawaii

      It wouldn’t be a good look if Obama’s college records showed that he claimed to be born in Kenya, even if the truth is that he was born in Hawaii. He still lied for personal benefit.

      But maybe we will never know the truth, as no Big Media journalists are willing to investigate. The whole subject is just dismissed as crazy talk, and the anomolies in Obama’s historical record are ignored.

    • Seano says:

      05:35pm | 25/10/12

      Always amused at conspiracy theorists linking to far right wing nut jobs thinking that they’re informed.

    • marley says:

      06:17pm | 25/10/12

      @Greg - surely you’re not arguing the tired case that Obama as an undergraduate got a Fulbright scholarship restricted to foreign students?  Given that Fulbrights are only awarded to grad students, you fail at the first hurdle.

    • TheRealDave says:

      06:51pm | 25/10/12

      lol, link to Breitbart…doesn’t help your cause wink

    • AdamC says:

      01:32pm | 25/10/12

      I cannot see the point of this whole affair. It seems like a silly distraction that may even win Obama some victim votes.

      All highly successful people are probably a bit abnormal. Either that or incredibly lucky. Most people lack the drive and appetite for risk that are necessary for the kind of business success enjoyed by ‘the Donald’. That doesn’t mean he is a psychopath. But it is a shame he is so fixated on Obama conspiracy theories. Remember when it was suggested Trump himself would run for President?

    • void says:

      02:35pm | 25/10/12

      “Remember when it was suggested Trump himself would run for President?”

      Yes, we Americans all had a good laugh about that.

    • Greg says:

      04:55pm | 25/10/12

      The US constitution actually states that the President must be a “natural born citizen”. That is, a citizen at the time of birth - born on US territory to US citizen parents.

      Whether this is right or wrong is irrelevant, it is a qualification for the office.

      There have been multiple lawsuits lodged to contest Obama’s eligibility, but all of them have been dismissed without proceeding to discovery. Often without any reason given for the dismissal, or for technicalities like “the plaintiff does not have standing for this case to proceed” or the court does not have jurisdiction.

      Only the US High Court could settle the matter, but they refuse to hear cases all the time without giving any reason.

    • marley says:

      06:13pm | 25/10/12

      @Greg - well, Obama has a genuine birth certificate saying he was born in Hawaii. I’m not exactly what more you expect.  The Supreme Court only hears cases where an error of law may have occurred, and obviously, given that the record is there, none has.

    • John says:

      02:06pm | 25/10/12

      Obama is an International Banker puppet, protected by very powerful people. The Media protects him, and the Bankers protect him. If he lost his protection, He would soon quickly turn into Marxist/Leninist, Christ hater, closet body, coke sniffer, made in Kenya with a phony US/Hawaiian birth certificate who also lied about killing Osama bin laden. The guy is from Chicago, what do you expect, the corrupt den of politicians. But the lying stinking controlled propagandists media, keeps marketing an image of man that is entirely false.

    • Dan says:

      02:40pm | 25/10/12

      All political views aside, do you even read half of the things that you type before you post them?

    • Sammy Jankis says:

      03:11pm | 25/10/12

      That’s all well and good John, but how to the reptilian humanoids from the constellation Draco fit into all this?

    • TheRealDave says:

      03:11pm | 25/10/12

      ctrl-c and ctrl-v are the most used key’s on Johnno’s keyboard and InformationClearingHouse.com is his homepage wink

    • Delta 9 says:

      04:42pm | 25/10/12

      Conspiracies don’t exist , everything is a coincidence ,right ? And the western coalition isn’t shipping heroin out of Afganistan either .

    • the needy rich says:

      02:12pm | 25/10/12

      if you think trump is nuts then just wait for Romney to become USA President And Abbott to become Australian PM !

      If Trump can provide the nut , then Andrew can supply the Bolt!

    • fml says:

      02:37pm | 25/10/12

      I agree Romney will totally trump donald.

    • paul says:

      03:27pm | 25/10/12

      All the republicans scare me to death, they are mad no two ways about it.
      Although to find a president sane who bails out wall street whose peeps played such a lovely roll in the crash, instead of 250,000 families out on there ass. i also dont find it sane the his hero status he enjoys for being the” lord of the drones"with 98% succ, wait FAIL rate. 2% of all killed are terrorlsts. Geez how do they convince recruits?
      Or a president who was hope but then signed NDAA indefinate detention where any american,, or foreigner yes they wrote into there jurisdiction you and me, this is hiters germany no joke they can
      detain u whenever they want , with know 1 having to be told ever, no court. U may dissapear into the night. Oh yea he also in in the process of signing a dranconian internet policy. Oh yes and he crossed path of those with hope for israel by pandering to the AIPAC and the Israeli right by Calling Jerusalem Israels capital, in direct contradiction to international law
      Watch the Debates. Obama is just as nuts most of his policies are similar to Romney. Two men with the same goal for “America”, as we know thats not who they work for. Different management styles.

    • Michael R says:

      02:16pm | 25/10/12

      Daniel Piotrowski has joined the conga line of media parrots who reflexively defend Obama always and everywhere, without question, without hesitation, in servitude to the Dear Leader. They only serve to lower the tone of “journalism”. Once upon a time, journalists followed facts wherever they lead. Alas, today’s journalism is a litany of motivated reasoning. The social media has become the mainstream media. Pathetic bias.

    • void says:

      02:45pm | 25/10/12

      I’m guessing that you haven’t heard the things that Trump has come up with in the past year or so.  You don’t need to support any particular candidate to come to the conclusion that he has been talking out of his arse for a while now, trying to stir the pot.

    • Sammy Jankis says:

      03:13pm | 25/10/12

      Shorter Michael R:

      “I don’t like Obama or the Democrats, so any preposterous nonsense his political enemies can come up with should be respected and taken seriously by the media.”

    • TheRealDave says:

      06:53pm | 25/10/12

      SOCIALIST!!

      OGA-BOOGA!!!

      Just made half the Fox network and Michael R shit themselves….

    • The Needy Rich says:

      02:17pm | 25/10/12

      Who on earth wants to be born in USA? Trump should be under the pump !

      If Trump became USA President ,Radical Feminists would become Porn stars or Beauty Queens!

    • fml says:

      02:35pm | 25/10/12

      “Who on earth wants to be born in USA? “

      Bruce Springsteen?

    • Paul says:

      03:35pm | 25/10/12

      “If Trump became USA President ,Radical Feminists would become Porn stars or Beauty Queens!”

      Damn, he can do that?!

      Vote 1 Trump!!

    • Daniel says:

      03:50pm | 25/10/12

      I pretty sure Springsteen was born in Africa somewhere FML

    • George says:

      02:39pm | 25/10/12

      It also helps if your dad did the hard yards in the real estate business (assuming there is such a thing in the real estate business) and made a mil or two to start off with. Back when Trump started a mil or two was probably about 10-20 million in today’s money.

    • neo says:

      02:53pm | 25/10/12

      Hahaha, republicans are so retarded.

    • Sammy Jankis says:

      03:14pm | 25/10/12

      Who do you think you are?  Ann Coulter?

    • Levi says:

      03:59pm | 25/10/12

      If republicans are retarded, democrats must be complete and total vegetables. Kind of makes sense though, most progressives I think have IQ’s similar to a sack of potatoes.

    • Mattb says:

      05:33pm | 25/10/12

      levi

      no, sorry to shoot your argument down but studies have proven conservatives are the ones with low IQ’s

    • Tell It Like It Is says:

      03:52pm | 25/10/12

      What an extremely silly title for an article!  But Swanny will love you for it. If you like that sort of thing!

    • line says:

      04:23pm | 25/10/12

      On a point of order Mr. Speaker,

      “psychotic” does not mean acting like a pyscopath

      It means “of or relating to psychosis”

      psychosis means losing touch with reality.

      So if some one in business had a “near psychotic ability to push down obstacles” – it would mean they would try to solve their revenue problems by swatting at the bugs that aren’t there or similar. It certainly woyld “get you places”

      However the anti-social traits of a psychopath…..would generate short term success. Until no one was willing to work for you anymore.

    • first no pinks says:

      04:37pm | 25/10/12

      That Trump has a pretty huge ego. Have a look at the head on the guy, one only a mother could love, poor bastard. Now, to make the sort of money that trump has one could only be suspicious of the smell surrounding it all. Christ, he can’t even speak the English Language properly, just the ole drone on American jibber jibber.

      Now, Obama on the other hand is an eloquent speaker. Must be dumb to be able to communicate like he does. Seems Intelligent, must be dumb to be Intelligent. So, does it matter whether he got A plusses at High School. He is a self made man like Trump. What on the other hand has Trump got to offer and what has he got to put forward as far as Intelligence goes or did he get his college diploma or was he just a dumbarse. Well he certainly vomits his words out like a dumbarse. Him for President of the almighty and only US of A, you’ve got to be joking. Give me Obama any day.

      Was Obama born in the USA, well, who really cares. The USA once a so called mighty nation is on its knees and finished. It just refuses to fall over and die. It will invent another war to bolster its profitability and create work in the arms factories who are run by blokes like ole comb over. Comb over, what a load of cronk that bloke is. All that money and he hasn’t even heard of Ashley and Martin for Gods sake. What a boofhead. All he is is a glorified real estate agent and we know how honest they are. Lets all go figure. Get his head off there it’s too hard on the eyes. Enough to frighten little children. Like a monster.!

    • N8 says:

      05:09pm | 25/10/12

      “The only thing that makes Trump any different to other billionaires is his comb-over. To build up a fortune like that, you’d have to be a little crazy.”

      If you directed the same level of ignorance at a racial group you would never have gotten this article published. What about guys like Twiggy Forest or Frank Lowey, who have done a hell of a lot more to help people out than you ever have. Why do they deserve to get tarred with the same brush because they also have been successful?

      Just because Trump is a weirdo is no reason to label every other wealthy person the same way. Are Penbo, Ant, Tory or you all the same just because you share the label of Journalist?

      Just because one group of people is a soft target doesn’t mean that it is ok to be prejudice.

    • Mike says:

      05:10pm | 25/10/12

      Why is this “crazy” or “nutbag” ?  It’s easy to prove, just reveal the records.  Solves everything and should be simple to do.  You want to see “crazy nutbag conspiracy theories”, then you’ve got plenty of much wackier things to choose from, e.g. Jesus got married and had kids, 9/11 theories etc.

      As someone who has read Trump’s books, what I personally don’t understand is why, in his book “Think like a Champion”, the first few pages seemed to be quite positive towards Obama, and there’s been no real explanation as to Trump’s 180 degree shift in attitude.

      Anyway, why is aspiring to be a billionaire something bad ?  If you had that much money, imagine the good that you could do with it.  Never seen “The Secret Millionaire” ?  I think you should.  Too often, people think that all rich people are greedy, selfish or “use” people.  More likely, it is poor people that are like that, because they live in a mentality that “there just ain’t enough to go around”.  Truly rich people have an abundant mentality; there’s always plenty for everyone.

      How about the many people that a business owner employs, or the amount of tax that rich people pay (because we ALL pay tax, despite the whacko conspiracy theories that “rich people don’t pay tax” - no, they minimise it) or the charitable donations that many rich people make (that you most likely don’t hear about) ?

    • Seano says:

      05:43pm | 25/10/12

      Did Donald inherit his money because surely he’d have to be pretty stupid to not realise that this kind of crazy only appeals to other crazies. He’s probably done more to harm Romney than Obama here.

      What’s scary is that he does likely believe this stuff.  And this just another example of the ridiculous low to which public discourse has been dragged, admittedly from both sides but particularly from the loopier elements of the far right.

 

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