Teenagers are idiots, most of the time. They do incredibly stupid things. Hormones, drugs, alcohol, and a not-yet fully formed idea of their actions’ consequences means they screw up. A lot.

So, there’s this 17-year-old girl with a lot to say about the AFL. About sex and older men and power and betrayal. She may have won Ricky Nixon’s scalp - there is speculation he is now stepping down after confessing to “inappropriate dealings” with her.
On paper, this is a great story of the little guy (girl) standing up to the big bully boy. In reality it’s a teenager. A teenager who has now outed herself – or been outed – on 60 Minutes. There are reports she was paid a five-figure sum. Which isn’t really that much, when you think about it.
So now anyone who has nothing better to watch on a Sunday night has joined the hordes of people online who know her name, and her face.
I missed a sizeable chunk of the show – as did much of the Adelaide audience after it was unceremoniously cut short. And for some reason – we’re in murky legal waters here, folks – it’s not online. Although Channel 9 insists they just had some technical difficulties, the NineMSN site says they can’t identify her for legal reasons.
But from what I did see, this is not some cold, calculating mastermind the AFL is up against.
She’s a teenager. Her Twitter feed is littered with smiley faces and too many exclamation marks.
Take this, from 11 days ago:
OMG. FUCKING YAY!!! *SCREAMS EXCITEDLY*
Then Twitter silence until last night, then this:
EXCLUSIVE: At last – My story. My life. All will be revealed tonight with @TheLiz Hayes on @60minutes_nine at 7.30pm.
She sounds optimistic, as though she’s found someone who’ll look after her.
And there was plenty of new stuff – admissions of lies, of a ‘weird connection’ and a love/hate relationship with Ricky Nixon. She said she felt stranded.
And probably thought 60 Minutes was there to help her. Maybe she feels better now. Maybe in 10 years’ time (or five years, or next year, or today) she won’t be sobbing into her gin about how she fucked up her life spectacularly and publicly.
Maybe she’ll become a textbook case of what happens when young people – who are by nature stupid in the ways of the world – are encouraged to make everything public.
Maybe in schools, along with the horror videos and pictures of car crashes, of the warnings of the evils of drugs and alcohol, teenagers will be taught that revenge in the online world is a dangerous game.
It won’t change their behaviour, of course. Nothing does. Teenagers are risk-takers and fools, self-obsessed and self important.
That’s why it’s up to adults – with their more developed brains and understanding that actions have consequences – to protect them, where possible.
In this case, they all failed and it is them, not this idiot girl, who should be the target of all your self-righteous outrage.
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