Did I read the story correctly? Now police can’t even fine a person for drunken behaviour in public places? Time to get serious with the idiots who drink to excess, befoul public spaces, wreck the ‘quiet enjoyment’ of others, and divert our accident and emergency teams…

Here’s the basic principle – if your drunkenness results in police officers, or ambulance officers, or hospital teams, having to deal with you, you pay the full cost of this intervention – call it the ‘abuser pays’ principle.
Now I’d be in favour of bringing back the charge of public drunkenness, but I suspect that the paperwork involved these days for police officers in processing someone charged with an offence deters them from doing so, and we probably don’t have the cell space available.
So I would provide two sanctions for the offence of ‘drunken behaviour occasioning public inconvenience and expense’ – firstly, a fine by direct debit from the offender’s bank account or credit card that actually recovers the full cost of dealing with their behaviour, and secondly, an automatic community service order involving work, for example, cleaning up public spaces.
Repeat offenders should be required, in addition to another abuser pays charge, to attend (for another fee) an alcohol offender intervention program, similar to the traffic offender intervention programs that exist.
Where young people are involved, parents would carry the fine, and the fine would need to cover the cost of investigating who provided access to the alcohol.
My guess is that we would be looking, at the lowest level, at a couple of hundred dollars for engaging the time of a couple of constables, and get into serious money for any trip and visit to accident and emergency.
The community has become too tolerant of those who refuse to manage their drinking and ‘partying’ responsibly. We need a real cost signal and recovery mechanism to deter anti-social behaviour or to cover costs, rather than the collective subsidisation we now provide for bad behaviour.
Obnoxious behaviour should be cost-prohibitive. Making it so might be a step towards restoring civility to some of our uglier public spaces and to freeing up police and health resources.
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