Every cigarette might be doing you damage but over the past few years it hasn’t been hurting Treasury. Smoking was already a ludicrously expensive pursuit by world standards in this country before the straight-laced uber-nerd Kevin Rudd and his nanny-in-chief Nicola Roxon were elected at the end of 2007.

Oh James, you'd look so much cooler with a taxpayer-funded nicotine patch.

By the beginning of last year, barely two years into Rudd’s brief and clean-living reign as prime minister, the price of a packet of smokes had jumped by more than one-third, with a one-off 25 per cent increase last February adding another $2.16 to a packet of 30 cigarettes.

Smokers fume, splutter and wheeze indignantly about this price-gouging and in my darker moments at the 7-11 as I empty the ATM to fuel my habit, I’ve often found myself among their number. No-one else cares of course. When it comes to public sympathy, smokers are on a hiding to nothing asking for understanding.

The Government knows this and can tax us as much as it likes, knowing there will be no backlash from the wider community.

But the extent of the increases since 2007 has begged the question – who is more addicted to tobacco, the (literally) poor smoker, or Wayne Swan and his Treasury secretary Ken Henry?

The extent of the price increases has been so massive that Australia may well have smoked itself out of the global financial crisis. It often feels that way at the end of a boozy evening when those filthy social smokers have crawled out of the woodwork and cleaned you out, prompting you to buy another packet and go without food for the next two days.

It’s not dissimilar from gaming revenue. One of the reasons State Governments have been so slow to bring in genuinely draconian and behaviour-changing regulations covering poker machines is that they themselves are the worst pokie addicts of all. In the space of two decades many of our State Governments have become almost as dependent on tax revenue from gaming as they once were on property taxes.

It’s because of all this that there is an absolute conviction among smokers that the tax generated by our habit far outweighs the burden we place on public services. It pains me to admit it as a smoker, but even with the price increases, it simply isn’t true. The tobacco industry, with its shady PR types who specialise in covert marketing strategies and deep background briefings, has made a habit of slicing and dicing available data to make smokers look like the unsung heroes of the national economy.

Even with the Rudd Government’s tax increases, the argument doesn’t stack up. All the mainstream health data I’ve seen shows that the tax revenue generated by smokes does not match the burden we place on public hospitals, the days lost to work through smoking-related illness, the fact that smokers on average shave a significant five to 10 years off their life expectancy, and unlike the clean-living majority pay no taxes during that non-working dead period of what would otherwise have been their lives.

Despite the embarrassing fact that we smokers are little more than maladjusted drains on the public purse, it has been all one-way traffic in terms of the tax take under the Labor Government. Until now.

As of next year, nicotine patches will be listed on the pharmaceutical benefits scheme, taking their cost from a hefty $160 a month to just $5 a month. There’s a bit of class war in the way it’s being structured – affluent smokers, if indeed there are any given how much the damn things cost, will not be eligible, with the saving only extended to concession card-holders. But given that smoking is more predominantly a working class pursuit, it’s a fair measure.

At least you’d think it is. “Taxes Up in Smoke – You pay for nicotine patches to help addicts kick the habit” was the page one headline in yesterday’s Daily Telegraph. My favourite word in that thundering sentence was “addicts”, as it likens us to low junkies who might break in and steal your plasma television to fund our habit. Actually, if the prices keep going the way they are, it might not be a bad idea.

But the headline and the talkback and online debate elsewhere showed that smokers are damned if they do and damned if they don’t. Clearly a lot of people won’t ever quit unless smoking is banned outright or smokes cost $100 a pack.

If the Government can find $320 million through the PBS to help several thousand people kick the habit, the returns to treasury will be significant, through the reduced burden the one-lunged, capillary-challenged, the footless and fingerless will place on the health system.

The amount of extra tax revenue might not cover the total burden we place on the health system but it easily covers this cost to the PBS. Last year’s 25 per cent increase raised an extra $5 billion over four years, with the promise being that the money would be put back into hospitals and health programs.

The PBS leg-up for the nicotine addicted fits squarely in that category of spending and is just over 5 per cent of the $5 billion tax grab.

My humble plea to the smug non-smokers would be that you please don’t begrudge us the cash. For those of us without concession cards, there is always the New Year and while you should never admit these things publicly, a friend of mine who is also a tobacco enthusiast and I have picked January 8 as the date.

If you happen to see us around that time, don’t even think about asking how the quitting is going. The answer is FINE AND THANK YOU SO FARKEN MUCH FOR YOUR INQUIRY.

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    • Faz says:

      05:41am | 10/12/10

      As someone who took around 10 goes to give up the gaspers, DP, I’m awake up to your strategy. The whole article was so much puff until you get to ‘... I have picked January 8 ...’.

      I hope the added pressure of making it public helps you succeed and, if you do succeed, just remember not to become one of the smug EX-smokers (who are often at least as bad as the smug never-did-smokers).

    • michael j says:

      02:07pm | 10/12/10

      INdeed i took up smoking at age 10 (grade 5) i have
      adictted to them 43 years,my lifes dream when i was 17
      was to stop smoking by age 21,didn,t happen,i have had 8
      goes at giving up during my longest (2,5 yrs) off
      the evil shit,i watched
      my father die from throat cancer,i won’t go into details ,
      but it is still the worst death i have seen,
      as for myself i have out lived him, but i know he wood have found
      his grandkids perrty cool
      i have times when i lose feelings in both feet,and they change colour from red to blue so i suppose it will bye-bye to
      them soon,
      patches don’t seem to work for me ,physical traning got me off them for that 2,5 but that is not an option these days
      What i would like to see is the tobbaco industy shut down
      and stripped of all their stripped of all their i’ll gotten gains
      i say this because it has been proved that over the years
      they have manipulated nicotine and other chemicals to make
      cigerrattes more adictive,,i know that i was hooked sience that first pack of cigs we shared bettwen 5 of us,,,
      and i believe ciggs to be the true gateway to hell
      for those of you that don;t smoke,lucky you
      to those of you that do smoke you,poor barsteds
      try harder you can do it (not)

    • acotrel says:

      06:29am | 12/12/10

      Smokers get their share of the tax revenue when they’re in the public hospital dying from the effects of the lung infection every smoker carries!  They get value for money in the form of the antibiotics used to treat the infection which usually kills them in the end by causing pneumonia, after they’ve vomitted the pharmaceuticals. Yul Brynner sent you the right message!

    • acotrel says:

      06:35am | 12/12/10

      My father found giving up smoking was easy.  All it took was for the doctors to tell him he’d die in the next two weeks, if he didn’t stop!  He stopped smoking overnight!  I’m very angry that companies are permitted to research ways to make their products more addictive!

    • Against the Man says:

      05:42am | 10/12/10

      I don’t get in, what about obesity? I mean when we look at a future where 1 in 3 Aussies will be overweight/obese, that is a gateway to many health problems. So why not tax fast food and tax people who have an unreasonable BMI (> 40)? Attacking smokers is one thing, but ignoring the fatties is a whole different level of discrimination. Am I right Miss Roxon?

    • Zander says:

      07:54am | 10/12/10

      There have been calls to tax sugary and processed foods similarly to smoking. It’s a bit more complex and difficult to do. There is a GST on many of these things that does not apply to fresh food. I hope it does happen

    • Rossco says:

      10:40am | 10/12/10

      A tax on junk foods or highly sugary or salted foods is complete nanny state garbage. I have to pay extra because some fat chick cant stop eating cadbury chocolates and buckets of KFC chicken? Ridiculous and it wont wash with the greater public.

    • Zander says:

      11:02am | 10/12/10

      Too bad, Rossco. Junk food costs us heaps of money. It’s like a smoker claiming that they shouldn’t have to pay extra/inflated tax because they only smoke 1 pack per year when there are smokers lighting up 3 packs per day.

      There is no social or health benefit in smoking or junk food - there are massive costs associated with both - it should be taxed heavily.

    • hot tub political machine says:

      11:07am | 10/12/10

      One hear a radio interview with a British health journal editor who said he was certain every Western government would have a fat tax withing the next 10 years - I heard this about 5-6 years ago

    • Tim says:

      11:44am | 10/12/10

      Zander,
      smoking and fatty/sugary foods are not even close to being the same.
      A person can eat fatty/sugary foods with no health consequence as long as they are getting enough excercise whilst the health consequences of cigarettes are intrinsic to the act of smoking.

    • Matthew says:

      11:57am | 10/12/10

      “So why not tax fast food and tax people who have an unreasonable BMI (> 40)?”

      Because it is possible to have an unreasonable BMI due to other purposes.  I don’t disagree with taxing junk food (fast does not mean junk i might add) but taxing larger people won’t help.  It just sends people with low self esteem (larger people) into depression when it’s not always their fault.

    • Mel says:

      12:15pm | 10/12/10

      ah Tim not every smoker gets cancer or has the health problems you allude to

    • Geoff - Brisbane says:

      12:48pm | 10/12/10

      @ Mel - Although, a person can live 100 years without smoking. but only a couple of weeks without eating

    • Against the Man says:

      01:03pm | 10/12/10

      Good point Matthew. It is a complex issue.

    • Tim says:

      03:54pm | 10/12/10

      Mel,
      and no doubt some people will survive getting the Ebola virus.
      What’s your point?

    • Mel says:

      04:48pm | 10/12/10

      my point is that there is no 100% proof only conjecture that smoking causes cancer

    • OddCreature says:

      07:49pm | 11/12/10

      Well your first big problem is that you have to actually define what junk food is before you can tax it. As another Punch writer pointed out a few weeks back we can all agree maccas and KFC are bad for us, but how else do you define junk food? Because when you think in terms of salt, sugar and saturated fat a gourmet meal from a 5 star restaurant is probably just as bad for you. And fast food isn’t necessarily junk food.

      Second, it’s been statistically proven that a lot of people on lower incomes are fatter. Therefore a tax on junk food (supposing you could overcome my first point) would punish the lower income earners, much as cigarette taxes do now. Besides which, weight loss doesn’t come cheap. Gym memberships, dietician appointments, Weight Watchers meetings, and personal trainers all cost money which low income earners don’t have, so you’re only punishing them further for a situation they already feel they can’t change. Not to mention what it’s doing to their self esteem.

      Finally - a tax on BMI? How would that be enforced? Would I be expected to list my weight on my tax return? How would the ATO know if I was telling the truth? Would an auditor be sent to our homes with scales and a tape measure? That notion is pure silliness.

      Look, taxes on cigarettes were always a band aid option. The government trying to look like they’re doing something about the issue without actually doing any work. This plan to subsidise nicotine patches is the first real action the government has taken on smoking in a quarter of a century and I applaud it. So please let us not slap another band aid on obesity by upping the tax. The smoking issue has proven that band aid taxes don’t work, so lets learn the lesson and have some real action on obesity now! A good start might be bulk billing dieticians and nutritionists.

      And please, please, please, please, please just once can we have a debate about a health-related issue that doesn’t result in a fat-bashing session? The obesity issue actually has bugger all to do with this article. The point here is that the government are finally doing something real to tackle cigarette smoking. This is a good thing, and all you’ve done is put a massive negative spin on it.

    • Reg says:

      12:26pm | 12/12/10

      A great summary old one. The discussion is about smoking and to drag it off onto food is a childish diversion. If we want to lose weight we can cut or moderate any combination of SALT, SUGAR, SAVORY, ALCOHOL , CALORIES and EXERCISE, none of which are intrinsically dangerous, such as smoking is.

      I would like to see the sign that says, ” Police Targetting this week, Smoking while Driving.” (Double demerit point if there are children in the car).

    • Melly says:

      12:56pm | 13/12/10

      OddCreature, one of the reasons that a higher proportion of overweight people who have low incomes is because of the simple fact that fast/junk food is generally cheaper, especially compared to lean cuts of meat and fresh fruit and veggies. Maybe the introduction of a tax will reduce the price difference, making these healthier foods seem like a viable alternative.

      A few days ago, I was in coles on my work tea break buying an apple. It was 90c, but as I was paying I saw cadbury chocolate bars at the register for $1. I know that if I was hungry, and had $1 in my pocket I would be going for the chocolate, not the apple, as im sure would most other people.

    • over it says:

      01:01pm | 13/12/10

      Tim says: “A person can eat fatty/sugary foods with no health consequence as long as they are getting enough excercise whilst the health consequences of cigarettes are intrinsic to the act of smoking.”

      Where did you hear that one from? Fatty foods clog your arteries. Doesn’t matter how good you look on the outside, your body suffers on the inside if all you eat is junk food. How can you NOT know that.

    • Damo says:

      11:39pm | 15/12/10

      Why are people so worried about the health of others? People know the health risks with smoking. If they want to smoke, let them. People also know that eating too much junk food is bad for their health. If they want to keep eating it, let them! Stop trying to control every aspect of peoples lives. Give us back our Freedoms. We know that smoking and eating junk food will shorten a persons life. But its their right to do it if they want. Why do you care so much? The world is over populated as it is anyway.

    • Jerry says:

      06:04am | 10/12/10

      If you aren’t an addict then give up smoking?

      Wait!

      What’s that?

      You need a cigarette?

      That would make you…an ‘addict’.

      (As offensive as that is to your morals).

    • Adam says:

      01:20pm | 10/12/10

      I gave up smoking 5 years ago. Then after a year I decided that I was missing out on something I enjoyed and decided to take up smoking again. Haven’t regretted it since.

      Quitting is simple - just stop. Addiction is all in your head. But if you want to smoke because you enjoy it, stop using a supposed addiction as an excuse.

    • VickiPS says:

      01:57pm | 10/12/10

      Oh Adam, you are funny!  “I can give up smoking any time”.  “I smoke because I choose to”.  Virtually word for word out of the Addict’s Dictionary of Rationalisations.  Of COURSE you were missing out on something you enjoyed.  That’s the addiction bit, get it?  Your brain chemistry has been permanently altered.  “Addiction is all in your head”—exactly, whoever said it wasn’t?  But it’s still addiction. 

      It’s been nearly 3 years since I gave up, I’ve been clinically depressed for most of that time and I miss cigarettes every bloody day.  But I have a predisposition to addiction (10 years sober) so I will be damned if I am going to give in after all this angst.

    • acotrel says:

      08:36pm | 15/12/10

      Most smokers don’t die of lung cancer, it the same germ that causes bronchitis and eventually pnuemonia, and consequent strokes, that usually gets them. Smoking stuffs the lung clearance mechanism, the bacteria do the rest.

    • Hermano says:

      06:29am | 10/12/10

      tl;dr.
      Quit your whinging Penbo: that tax money will be paying for your oxygen tanks when you succumb to the inevitable emphysema.
      Ever seen someone die of emphysema?  I have, and it’s horrible.

    • Greg says:

      08:30am | 10/12/10

      Probably should’ve read it, despite its “length”. He actually acknowledges that smokers are a net cost to the taxpayer.

    • Dennis Argall says:

      07:05am | 10/12/10

      He’s joking, he sent it by sms while driving to work on the M5.

    • Jake the Yak says:

      07:07am | 10/12/10

      I’m really not sure why you decry the 100% accurate use of the term addict, but I agree that it is a good idea for the government to make available these preventative measures, rather than futilely trying to claw back its losses in tax. That said, you’re right about another thing, I’ve got no sympathy about the rising price of cigarettes. Nor do I expect it when I whinge about the rising price of beer. We’ve all got to pay for our vices.

    • pat says:

      07:17am | 10/12/10

      It was only a couple of weeks ago that you were arguing that people who enjoy smoking pot should be thrown in prison for their dangerous and addictive habit, but now your’re whinging about the tax you pay for enjoying your dangerous and addictive habit, do you not see the hypocrisy?

    • Tracker says:

      09:04am | 10/12/10

      @pat, you are an idiot to compare marijuana to tobacco. I smoke a joint then drive a car and i am off with the fairies and rolling down the road in my mind. I smoke a joint and operate machinery and it goes soooo slow and isn’t it funny watching my arm get ripped off.. i think you get my point. I smoke a cigarette and i am still aware of my senses. This is the problem with anti-smokers always looking for something to compare with to denigrate smokers or tobacco.

    • Burko says:

      10:34am | 10/12/10

      @ Tracker….......where in the article is the effect of nicotine vs THC measured? I though it had to do with tax and smoking, the effects on Public Health and the PBS. Maybe Pat was slightly off the mark, but you sir are in a different time zone. Perhaps you should read before posting…......especially when describing some one as an idiot.

    • The Badger says:

      12:24pm | 10/12/10

      Yes tracker
      you are still aware of your senses.
      except your sense of smell and taste.

      Get off the fags - idiot.

    • Ben C says:

      12:49pm | 10/12/10

      @ Burko, I think Tracker has every right to call pat an idiot. Sure, the article does not compare the effects of nicotine vs THC. So why does pat bring up the marijuana vs tobacco debate? Just because they’re consumed the same way?

      I wholeheartedly agreee with Tracker - I can’t see where Penbo is a hypocrite when he’s condemning the use of an illegal substance and complaining about the taxing of a legal substance. Yes, they’re both dangerous and addictive, but at least tobacco doesn’t cloud the mind and subsequently put other people in a more immediate position of risk because of its use.

    • pat says:

      01:09pm | 10/12/10

      Tracker to be fair I said both habits were dangerous and addictive, which they are. Your veiw would be more relevant if maintaining pot’s illegality actually stopped anyone from smoking it, which it doesn’t.

    • Tracker says:

      03:11pm | 10/12/10

      @badger, why should i stop smoking when it is a legal product, contributes to government waste and extravagance and i enjoy it ? I have no problem with the price of cigarettes and they can make it $100 a cigarette and can always go black market if I want to then where are you going to get your precious dollars to support your family Part A, Part B or whatever welfare systems this country has to support the poor to middle classes. As for smell and taste, i have quite acute smell and quite fussy tastes so this taste and smell theory is nothing but an urban myth. Keep the anger flowing though, nothing makes me more happy than to p*$$  off a poor to middle class anti-smoker reliant on my tobacco tax dollars I contribute to this fine country..lol Merry Christmas and don’t forget to include me on your Xmas card list wink PS, You CAN quit smoking. Call Quitline 131 848, talk to your doctor or pharmacist, or visit http://www.quitnow.info.au

    • The Badger says:

      04:43pm | 10/12/10

      tracker
      You should stop because I care about you and so does your family.
      besides
      If you quit and get your sense of taste and smell back, you will smell what you’ve been missing.

    • Macca says:

      07:21am | 10/12/10

      At first I thought this was complete tripe. But after a few moments, I’m actually in favour.

      The Health system should be about preventing disease. We teach people to eat correctly and exercise in an effort to reduce the prevalence of deaths caused by morbidly obese people crushing the general public.

      I have no idea about the facts and figures, but I am guessing that a significant percentage of patients are in hospital because of an illness that could have been prevented. And I’m not talking cancers (unfortunately, even with early detection and management, Breast or Colon cancer will still impact on thousands of lives), but Heart Disease and the like.

      Our approach to smoking should be no different, Emphysema and Lung Cancer are a huge detriment to our health system. And whilst banning smoking will not prevent all occurences, it may be a start.

      Let’s do everything we can to reduce the risk of injury and illness. And after you’ve quick smoking, why not try climb a real mountain…

    • hot tub political machine says:

      08:33am | 10/12/10

      Roughly 70% of all people in hospital are smokers

    • Macca says:

      08:57am | 10/12/10

      @HTPM, I find that hard to believe.

      I’m not saying you’re incorrect, I’m probably quite naive to the fact, but I generally don’t agree with most of your posts, and it’s Friday, so I really can’t be bothered bucking the trend.

      Some data or something may change my tune

    • Berni says:

      09:27am | 10/12/10

      If we need the govt to ban smoking for our own safety then they really need to ban all climbing too.
      On a nursing site I saw a T-Shirt that had printed on it “Hi I’m your nurse, and what f*cking stupid thing did you do to yourself?”
      I understood that shirt, as a front line health worker….. I can only sit here shaking my head because anything more may be a breach of privacy.

      I would love to know where this statement “Roughly 70% of all people in hospital are smokers” came from. What a load of crap. I have asked that question of many many hospital patients (I REALLY mean MANY patients) and without question the majority are not current smokers (meaning now or within the past 5 years).

    • iansand says:

      09:30am | 10/12/10

      And 93% of them invent statistics to suit their argument.

    • Adam Diver says:

      09:43am | 10/12/10

      @ HTPM - are you serious? Do you have a link to back that up, because that number is far higher than I would of assumed. I would love to see that data

      @ Macca, I think the increase in medical expenditure, routinely promised should be aimed less at upgrading hospitals and more at preventing people from needing them.

    • James1 says:

      09:47am | 10/12/10

      When I quit three years ago, the patches I used cost less than smoking.  I can’t see this policy making any real difference, if the situation remains the same.

    • PaulB says:

      10:24am | 10/12/10

      Doubt its 93 percent but certainly if you lump in the smokers with the already damaged ex-smokers then you’d be getting well up there.  Add in the dope smokers with their various schizophrenias that disrupt emergency departments and clog up psych wards then you’d have an interesting stat study for someone’s Nursing phd.

    • hot tub political machine says:

      10:24am | 10/12/10

      I got the roughly 70% statistic from a close friend RMO working at a hospital in Adelaide, though he was talking generally rather than about an Adelaide specific study.

      If you have a look at studies (its a very heavily researched area) you find numbers higher and lower depending on the country/what kind of hospital ect. This RMO was referring to all purpose hospitals rather than specialist maternity hospitals

    • Macca says:

      10:39am | 10/12/10

      @HTPM, so when you say roughly in the future, I should translate that as “someone I know said based on their occassional obsurvations that…?”

    • hot tub political machine says:

      10:52am | 10/12/10

      No Macca,

      In this case the opinion comes from a medical professional - a very close friend not an aquaintance - who was working with patients who were smokers and has access to the hospitals admission stats

    • Matthew says:

      12:10pm | 10/12/10

      HPTM, so he went through all the vigorous scientific requirements for this study?  Like a random sample size that’s large enough and covers all areas?

      You clearly state “Roughly 70% of all people in hospital are smokers” then state “from a close friend RMO working at a hospital in Adelaide”.  Which is it, one Adelaide hospitals or all hospitals?

      I work in IT in a hospital and have access to *all* records if necessary but on any given day I might see about 3-4 smokers outside in a hospital of 300+ beds.  That doesn’t suggest anywhere near 210 smoking patients as you suggest.  You can do some calculations that’d expect about 3 people to be outside the hospital smoking *constantly*.  (assuming each person had about 3 cigarettes in an 8 hour day and stayed out there for approximately 5 minutes while smoking it).

    • The Badger says:

      12:28pm | 10/12/10

      I find the 70% high especially considering that many people will lie and say they don’t smoke.
      Don’t know if it is official policy, but I suspect that there are certain procedures and treatments that are not available to smokers, in the same way that you can’t get a liver transplant if you are an alcoholic.

    • hot tub political machine says:

      12:36pm | 10/12/10

      Mathew,

      If there is anyone, in any profession that can’t read a study and understand how reliable it is then that would be a worry. Of course if the study hadn’t passed peer review already then it wouldn’t be published anyway. It is an odd question you ask.

      I don’t know what the study was or which method he uses to record/digest the information- what I’m doing is trusting an expert practitioner’s knowledge. When I go to a doctor and get their medical opinion I don’t ask them which studies they base this on or how many recent conferences they have attended on the illness/drug/surgical method–  I actually acknowledge which of us is likely to know better given for one of us it’s a vocation and for the other its not.

      Also I’m guessing you can see the flaws in using how many people are outside a hospital smoking as a reliable study, but in case not off the top of my head I can think of #of patients too incapacitated/’unconscious to be outside smoking, # of patients embarrassed about smoking when they are in hospital because they have just been told it’s the cause, # of patients who don’t like standing outside in hospital gowns, # of patients only in for a short stay or emergency procedure going home soon and waiting until then to smoke, # of patients who are under age smokers and unwilling to smoke in front of parents/carers…..I’m sure we could think of more.

    • Davida says:

      07:25am | 10/12/10

      The key David,  is to focus on the gain not the loss.  If you ( along with your fellow Australians) are forced to quit this costly, deadly, socially offensive habit it may appear a loss.  Do not dwell on this and become disheartened.  Focus on the gain.  As a journalist, imagine a world where we have no smokers…..(hell, continue the thought to a world where we have no fatties and we’ve stopped the boats too).  There would be sooooo much wealth, so much love, we could live to be 100, no more waste, no more judgement, everyone living the dream in unity and mutual respect….........Okay, that last part was a joke, BUT imagine the journalistic gold as you bid farewell to smoking, obesity and boats as reoccuring causes for waste/contempt/blame and explore new groups for scapegoating in the future.  Bliss

    • Chris says:

      10:36am | 10/12/10

      Wow, ok then. So couldnt the same method of thinking be used for Alcohol? It Creates antisocial behavious, costs the health system millions, it increase crime and violence, Why not introduce a Prohibition on Alcohol?

      Or better yet, Seeing how you are big supporter for Facist ideologies how about you move to China and Ill stay here, have a smoke and allow some refugees (or boat ppl as you call them) to live in a country without persercution based on ones personal choices.

    • Davida says:

      11:31am | 10/12/10

      @Chris,
      Apologies Chris ( sarcasm doesn’t always work in print).  I AM a smoker…...my point is it’s “us” now ( along with the obese, boat people etc) but if it was no longer “us” it would be someone/something else that was apparently responsible for draining/wasting public resources and denying others of what they see as their entitlement.  The beauty of judgement and blame is you never run out of scapegoats.

    • iansand says:

      07:25am | 10/12/10

      You want to give up but you can’t.  Yet you are not an addict?  Which part of this column was written by Gollum, and which part by Smeagol?

    • grumpy old man says:

      07:25am | 10/12/10

      I’m a smoker, and I’ll probably quit one day when i decide I don’t want to spend the money, so tax away.
      If Govts were really serious about this subject, they would simply ban the sale of tobacco products. All the arguments about that would simply force tobacco sales into the black economy etc , are simply rubbish and rationalisations to justify not taking any real action because they don’t want to lose a vote or a tax $$.
      Once we smokers have been eliminated ( but you get state assistance to become a heroin addict?) because the tobacco tax take will be down, federal and state govts will then start on drinkers, and somewhere along the line, fast food chains etc will get hit with a fat tax.
      when its all finished, the wowsers will have won, all your pay packet will go to the govt in taxes and we will all live on welfare hand outs….back to surfdom!

    • mickijo says:

      02:58pm | 10/12/10

      In an idle moment one day, count up exactly what you spend on cigarettes in one year. ...When you recover from your swoon, count up exactly what you could buy with that money, the holiday you could take? The new thingy? Dream on and know that with a bit of ‘WON"T power’[will power is useless] you can make it. I did . Too late but I did it

    • Joan says:

      07:26am | 10/12/10

      David, throw away that cigarette you too can look cool the James Dean way-  no cigarette, patch or no patch, you just need Dean cool props to replace that cigarette.  You could start with Australia`s equivalent of cowboy hat …. the akubra hat turned up at the sides, a Harley motorbike or some cool sports car. Clothing .. definitely no tie,  just an open neck shirt, collar slightly up at the back, a shirt looking slightly soiled is best, or an old white T topped with leather or denim jacket … collar turned up and denim strides.  A little plumping of the lower lip with collagen will help you get that Dean pout right… and whatever you do, don’t smile broadly, or even try to look friendly, surly, brooding is the cool look. Never look at the camera full on….always with head bent slightly down, like a bull ready to butt. Oh and you don’t walk… you saunter with thumbs in side pockets or hands in back pockets. You can then join smokers in back city alleys…lean against a graffiti covered wall, stand on one leg, the other leg bent at knee foot against wall. thumbs in pockets, Akubra slouched forward, surly, brooding look, pout full throttle you will look real cool …saying a gruff cool ` No Thanks`  when offered cig

    • Duff says:

      09:26am | 10/12/10

      And why is it, exactly, that we think smoking makes people look “cool”?  I don’t get it.  The people milling around at the bottom of my building, furiously gulping down acrid smoke in all weather conditions certainly look anything but cool to me.  They actually look pathetic and I feel sympathy for them, not envy.  Sorry, I don’t mean to sound smug, it’s just that I don’t get why we think holding a little burning stick to our mouths looks ‘cool’.

    • acotrel says:

      08:46pm | 15/12/10

      My father didn’t look ‘cool’ sitting in hospital crying as a result of his third stroke.  He knew he was dying, and faced his death bravely.  His tears were not caused by sadness, but the fact that part of his brain had been destroyed.  He was always a happy sociable man, and even joked about the long green box that used to be wheeled out of the ward each morning! Forget the money implications for giving up smoking.  Think about where you will finish up. It isn’t really such a slow process!

    • yofussn says:

      07:33am | 10/12/10

      Dont worry,  labor eventually get around to taxing the crap out of all & sundry.

    • Steve says:

      07:40am | 10/12/10

      I am 44 and have smoked since i was 11, about a packet a day during all that time. I have tried so many times to give up, all of them bar once lasted a few hours.

      I honestly believe if the will is there you can do it, i know that when i do try and fail that it was not the method of trying to quit it was the will.

      The problem with hurting the hip pocket is that apart from some who will say to you i gave up when they increased taxes, people’s motivation to quite is not really driven by the hip pocket hurt.  These wankers who legislate where and when you can’t smoke - outside in the open air, just lead to more frustration and resentment to non-smokers and the law makers and goodie two shoes at QUIT.

      It is not like political correctness where you have a choice of not saying something when society attitudes change. a couple of decades ago it was normal, now it is not but these things are addictive and are extremely hard to give up.

      It is education. When i was growing up there was no education and smoking was considered the norm, around 75% of people smoked.

      My teenage daughter would not even consider lighting up.  Smokers will die off as all people do. Put the money into education and eventually the 25% of smokers left will be down to 1% of the community.

      If you (we/I) really want to give up smoking we will, price increases and banning us from smoking at an alfresco cafe only frustrates us and forces us into a seething loathing attitude to the people doing it.

    • Giveitup says:

      08:21am | 10/12/10

      Oh please. Sitting next to you at that cafe as you blow smoke into our faces, not giving a rat’s ass that it stinks, ruins the occasion and is really unhealthy, is the most frustrating thing for non smokers. You claim your right to smoke is more important than my right to breath air not filled with smoke. Just go away and die… oh you’ve been smoking a pack a day for 33 years. You will.

    • Laura says:

      09:06am | 10/12/10

      of course he will, everybody dies

    • Syl says:

      09:50am | 10/12/10

      Wow Giveitup, how amazingly condescending and inappropriate.

      Steve has a point, the education wasnt there 30 years ago and many people did take up smoking, it is addictive and many have not or can not give up. (Nor should they be forced to, it is a personal decision).
      Smoking is NOT illegal, and until it is I just wish the amazingly smug non-smokers like yourself would get off their high horses and show a little couertesy.

      Smoker are people too, with rights, strengths and failings and are no less a person than you, no matter how superior you think you are.  The thing that frustrates me is people like you who vilify and abuse people for doing something legal, that they enjoy, even when they are not hurting you.

      I am not a smoker, never have been, and I dont like smoke being blown in my face.  But you know what, my experience is that if I am sitting near a smoker they tend to go out of their way NOT to blow it near me, often excusing themself from the table or asking me first if I mind them smoking.

      I have no problem with smoking / non-smoking areas in fact i believe they are necessary.  I just don’t go in the smoking area if I want my air clear of smoke, it really is quite simple.  I am not so conceited to think that my needs (or wants) should outweigh the needs of someone else, and if someone else wants to smoke, good luck to them, let them have somewhere to do it, don’t treat them like second class citizens.

      Lastly, you say “go away and die…..” wow, you wish a person to die because they like something you dont…. Words cannot explain how disgusted I am to read this comment, or be associated with non-smokers like you.

    • NEFFA says:

      11:50am | 10/12/10

      i’m with you Giveitup. Smokers are the biggest pack of whinging whining victims.
      Heroin, Alcohol and food addicts dont get half the support to give up you do, and still you complain.
      I am fed up with living with a city drowning in cigarette butts and having my right to breathe fresh clean air taken from me because you dont have the fortitude to give up.

    • Giveitup says:

      11:40pm | 10/12/10

      Gee Syl, what fantasy land do you live in? I’d like to move there.

      In my experience smokers are rude and obnoxious about their smoking, don’t even notice or care when their smoke is stinking out the place, litter the streets with butts and pollute our waterways and have no problem coughing up half a lung and spitting it onto the pavement.

      I know this not because I’m a conceited smug non-smoker but because every single day at least 30 smokers congregate at any given time on my street corner to smoke during their breaks and they’re certainly not being polite about it. And yes, I do cross the street when I have to pass because gee, I seem all out of standard-issue gas masks.

      Smokers are a detriment to my health as well as theirs and certainly don’t give a stuff about it. They smoke in non-smoking places without so much as a half-hearted thought. I know, shocking isn’t it.

      At the recent U2 concert at Etihad Stadium, clearly a non-smoking venue, 20,000 people were crammed into the general admission and sure enough many rude, obnoxious smokers had to light up, and would not put their cigarettes out, even when asked nicely.  Am I supposed to move? Why? I’m not the one being antisocial and breaking the rules.

      Sure it’s legal, go smoke yourself to death. Just don’t do it in my face.

    • Syl says:

      09:06am | 13/12/10

      Ah Giveitup

      You pigeonhole a pretty large cross section of our community as rude and obnixious (whilst displaying those very characteristics) and uncaring of anyone else but themselves (whilst also displaying said characteristic).  As soon as you start accusing an entire group of people of something that comes down to individual personality traits I stop reading.  Its rubbish and unfair.
      Yes there are obnoxious smokers, just as there are obnoxious non-smokers, so why do feel it is necessary to attack them all?  I explained that I am all for non-smoking areas and smoking areas, as long as the rules are being adhered to, if they are not, you have every right to complain, just dont run off on a diatribe blaming everyone.
      I certainly dont live in a “fantasy land” as you claim, maybe Ive met more socially concious smokers than you, or maybe Im a little more willing to judge someone on what they actually do, not a stereotype Ive decided to make up.
      I never defended people breaking the rules, reading comprehension is a great tool.
      I don’t know why I am even answering your post, as soon as someone says “go away and die…” to someone they dont know, for no reason, their opinion, really, is always going to be meaningless.

    • Meta says:

      07:43am | 10/12/10

      Penbo, may I suggest that you purchase a copy of “The Easy Way to Quit Smoking” by Alan Carr? Contains absolutely zero dire predictions about what smoking does to you and your wallet, but plenty of food for thought about why you smoke. It makes quitting (and staying off them) easy.

      Once I got to the last chapter, I had no desire to smoke anymore, and have been clean for three months without side effects, withdrawals, or cravings. Personally, I think it would be better for this book to be on the PBS than nicotine patches. However, it costs less than 2 packs of smokes, so…

      For the time poor, there’s also an iPhone version of it available in the app store, produced by Ubisoft.

      Penbo, best of luck, I hope you are successful and achieve your goals.

    • Burko says:

      10:25am | 10/12/10

      Or another idea is Champix. I smoked a pack a day for about 20 years, went to the local GP, got my script and was off the somkes in about a week. Haven’t touched a smoke in about seven months. I would highly recommend them to anyone

    • leegirl says:

      10:28am | 10/12/10

      Read it…...........still smoking

    • Jordan Rastrick says:

      07:57am | 10/12/10

      Nice piece penbo although actually it’s not entirely fair on smokers.

      You see on the one hand you argue smokers drain the public purse in the form of costs of medical care.

      Yet on the other hand you say smokers die earlier and so end up contributing less in taxes.

      Both are true; but nonetheless taken together they can’t possibly mean a smoker is a relative burden to their fellow taxpayer.

      If smoking largely chopped out the middle section of your life, getting rid of some of the years between 18 and 65 when most people are net contributors in the economy, then the idea might hold water.

      But of course while smoking related death robs the government of on average a few years of income tax, it also saves the government many more years of medical bills, aged care nursing, age pensions and so forth.

      What’s more, it’s generally expensive for most people to die. Some are blessed with a long healthy life followed by a quick and easy death; but most of us will feel the protracted bite of cancer, dementia, arthritis, non-fatal strokes or heart attacks, etc etc before we perish. The cancer a healthy 90 year old gets simply because their body has run out of luck may be less “blameworthy”, but it’s certainly no cheaper to treat than the cancer that kills a 60 year old smoker.

      Cigarettes are a massive drain on society. But the burden is shouldered primarily by smokers themselves, paid in years of life that they might otherwise lead. Those here who begrudge a fraction of cigarette revenues being spent on preventative measures should be ashamed.

    • Peter says:

      07:57am | 10/12/10

      I recommend Alan Carr. Like all attempts to stop smoking, just make sure your mind is in a good place to succeed. (might need to check my facts, but i think the NHS in England is considering the Alan Carr method)..

    • Tim says:

      07:58am | 10/12/10

      I encourage smokers to keep smoking.
      Unlike what Penbo asserts in his article, smokers do save the Taxpayer money overall.
      By dying early smokers save us money by removing themselves from becoming a drain on the public purse in their old age.
      With the current aging of our population, it can only be a good thing to see some of the Baby Boomer generation tottle off early due to smoking related illness.
      Puff on smokers, Puff on.

    • Richard The Lionheart says:

      09:11am | 10/12/10

      Thanks Tim, I have a cancer unrelated to smoking and enjoy my baby boomer puff with a drink or following a meal. The highlight of my year was dining in the empty Intercontinental Hotel restaurant at Aqaba, the piano playing my favourite tunes and the waiter emptying the ashtray at will. My smoking companion and self were discussing how sports injuries were probably costing the National health schemes more than smoking related illnesses and that our taxes were now more than covering other complaints. We mused on how so many people came down with air-conditioning related respiratory complaints on cruise ships and following long flights and how hotels and office blocks never enjoy fresh air. We remembered when airlines gave out free promotional ciggarettes and we would climb the spiral staircase to the Captains Lounge and enjoy a fag and congac. Pilots forced fresh air down the aisle to keep us awake and enjoy the flight far more than today’s fetid experience. I can dine and drink al fresco in 99% of countries including Singapore in set areas which I don’t mind. At home I never dine out and never go into the city in case I get arrested or abused over a cup of coffee. There are never recepticles for my butts so I carry my own even in the third world. You ain’t seen nothing tax wise when the Govt. tobbacco taxes dry up. It will be your turn next. Please just leave me alone with my taxed luxuries.

    • Cam says:

      09:42am | 10/12/10

      I agree with your sentiment -Tim.  But the dying early and saving society money on health care is not really the case.  They don’t always just drop off the twig, they can dangle off it for some time - all the while requiring some form of care.  It just brings the cost forward a few decades.

    • Tim says:

      10:32am | 10/12/10

      Cam,
      on average, a nasty cancer or smoking caused heart disease is a much quicker and cheaper way of dying than sitting in an old folk’s home with demetia for a decade.
      If people want to kill themselves with their vice of choice, then that’s OK with me as long as it doesn’t cost me anything.

    • Titch101 says:

      08:08am | 10/12/10

      I went and saw my doctor and was prescribed a course of Champix, I threw my packet away after 5 days and have not had one since and that was nearly two years ago.    I advised my brother to try the same and he too quit from a 30 a day habit in a matter of weeks.    It doesn’t work for everyone and there can be some side effects for certain people but see your doctor and they will explain everything.  Best $30 i ever spent.    Word of warning though, don’t have a big night while taking them as you will bring everything up in short order!!!!

    • Brian Taylor says:

      08:16am | 10/12/10

      what these brain dead pollies forget, us smokers are also voters and our time for payback will come election day

    • O'Really says:

      12:34pm | 10/12/10

      Sounds like:
      I hunt I vote
      I fish I vote

      Yes, smoking, hunting and fishing are how I base my vote.

    • fish says:

      01:26pm | 10/12/10

      D*ckheads also vote - what’s your point?

    • David says:

      08:18am | 10/12/10

      Bad research David. Smokers ‘cost’ about 1 billion in public health costs. They contribute about 8 billion in taxes. (Go to the Vic cancer Council website for the facts). So in cold hard dollars smokers actually contribute to the economy . The vast majority of smokers health costs are borne by smokers themselves or by their private health insurance. The major ‘cost’ to the public that distorts the figures is ‘lost productivity’ ... a somewhat ridiculous concept these days when so much time is wasted on texts, blogs, facebook, emailing etc, etc.

    • Elphaba says:

      08:21am | 10/12/10

      Surely this should have been done ages ago.  If it’s dirt cheap to quit, it’s another excuse to not quit off the table.

      But I don’t smoke, so I don’t know.  Foul things.  Blechh.

    • James says:

      08:23am | 10/12/10

      Yesterday’s News site had a headline which stated “We fund nicotine patches and drugs to help smokers kick the habit”. This was later changed to Taxpayers fund etc. So smokers are no longer taxpayers and they’re not even “we”. I guess now it’s a them and us. Thanks New Ltd. You can always be relied upon to polarise a debate.

    • AdamC says:

      08:28am | 10/12/10

      “No-one else cares of course. When it comes to public sympathy, smokers are on a hiding to nothing asking for understanding. “

      But that is a problem, isn’t it? The Quit movement approach to smoking policy is punitive and ignorant as to the nature of addiction. Smokers (and I was one until early this year) don’t smoke because it is cheap, they smoke in spite of it being ridiculously expensive. Making smoking more expensive is therefore unlikely to make smokers quit, just like rising heroin costs won’t drive junkies into rehab.

      What increasing cigarette taxes does do is reduce the standard of living of amokers as they cut back on other areas to maintain their habit. And, given the income profile of smokers, tobacco excise is one of (if not the) most regressive taxes in Australia. As to the ‘smokers still cost more than the taxes’ argument, I have yet to anything credible to support this. I suspect quite the opposite is the case given smokers’ reduced life expectancies.

      Lastly, I can’t abide this patches rubbish. It is sooo frustrating to see these presented as a solution to smoking. Sure, nicotine replacement works for some people, but so do most placebos. Taxing one nicotine delivery mechanism to subsidise another - does this make sense to anyone who isn’t a Quit activist?

      Long comment, I know, but I need to add the obligatory plug for Easy Way, by Allen Carr. It practically changed my life.

    • hot tub political machine says:

      08:30am | 10/12/10

      I always thought smoking was ending up about even for treasury- yes treasury gets more money from Smokers, but then agaon it has to give most of its money to health where the vast majority of people in hospital are smokers. Also there is the money spent on training/migration to replenish early mortality in the workforce. So yeah, its hard to see treaury making money out of this….but covering the costs ok.

      I figured smoking is expensive because so is hospital care

    • El says:

      12:06pm | 10/12/10

      Smokers pay their own hospital 3 fold, due to the amount of tax they pay on cigarettes, plus they also pay income tax. Maybe do some actual research before commenting. Uneducated people frustrate me.

    • hot tub political machine says:

      01:21pm | 10/12/10

      El, if you look below you will see me discussing a study that shows the costs of smoking outweight the taxes - though I think the tax rate is about right myself. To paraphrase you “Maybe figure out if the person has done some research before telling them to do some research”

    • Going Green says:

      08:42am | 10/12/10

      Why smoke tobacco and pay taxes when you can smoke much better products tax free?

    • The Shag says:

      10:02am | 10/12/10

      Of course smoking products other than tobacco have no effect on your health, and thats before you look at the potential for psychosis. It seems the damage may have already been done.

    • GG says:

      07:17pm | 10/12/10

      At least I know where to use apostrophes.

    • Anne says:

      09:19am | 10/12/10

      Tobacco tax under Liberal Government had not increased apart from CPI for nearly a decade. The recent increase this year of 25% was only a catch up so its an exaggeration to claim Treasury is addicted to tobacco tax.

    • Ben81 says:

      01:22pm | 10/12/10

      I’m glad I quit smoking just a few weeks before the tax hike was announced, I probably would have kept right on smoking just to spite them.

    • cRook says:

      09:21am | 10/12/10

      I started smoking to be rebellious and I quit for the same reason. I gave up the day I realised that ‘addict’ was the word that applied to me, and ‘nothing tells me what to do!’

    • george says:

      09:28am | 10/12/10

      Alan Carr didn’t work for me. Patches didn’t work for me either. They’re annoying and uncomfortable, and they seem to just give you a massive hit of nicotine and not slowly throughout the day.

      So 17% of the population smokes. So that’s 3,910,000. In my experience most smokers smoke a pack a day. So let’s say a packet is $16 and the tax is $10. So that’s nearly $40 million a day in tax. So that’s about 14,600,000,000, or nearly $15billion in tax per year.

      I find it very difficult to believe that this doesn’t cover the medical bills and then some. And then a lot some.

    • anne says:

      10:23am | 10/12/10

      The government collects around $7b in tobacco excise pa but tobacco costs a staggering $31b a year in healthcare, lost productivity and other costs, according to a government report by health economists.

    • hot tub political machine says:

      11:20am | 10/12/10

      Was that the Access Economics report? I remember thinking 1) It’s weird they put an actual dollar figure on years lost due to death and 2) they probably underestimate the knock on effect off death outside economics

    • Dr N Riviera says:

      01:36pm | 10/12/10

      Anne, the figure of $31b in healthcare costs was achieved by blaming smoking for every single illness suffered by smokers. “You seem to have denge fever sir. Do you smoke? I see…another smoking related illness!”

    • pediasource says:

      12:20pm | 12/12/10

      Medicare is the major component of the total Commonwealth health budget, taking up about 43% of the total. The program is estimated to cost $18.3 billion in 2007–08.[1] This figure is projected to rise by almost 4% annually in real terms over the next few years.[1]

    • Tracker says:

      09:28am | 10/12/10

      @David P, don’t get sucked into believing smokers cost the community or the health system more than they contribute through taxes and excises. It is a blatant lie and the figures DO NOT add up. I quote some statistics off my humble packet of tobacco in front of me (i make my own cigarettes these days, those new AFR cigarettes are so full of non-tobacco chemicals they WILL kill you).  Health Authority Warning - Causes of Death in Australia: Murders 203, Illegal Drugs - 863, Motor Vehicle Accidents - 1,731, Alcohol - 2,831, Tobacco - 19,019. The communist propaganda department quotes ABS and AIHW sources 1998 and i have searched and searched these figures and they just don’t match but Governments don’t have to have truth in advertising, just check out election time and the lies they give people to confirm this. The fact is the Australian Government NEEDS smokers, are addicted to smokers and if there was any slight truth in the lies they spread then they are guilty of crimes from drug exploitation to mass murder because given those statistics they so readily push, smoking should have been banned long ago.  But never mind, let the anti-smokers play their games and push people to black market tobacco and watch the Government scream blue murder and re divert police resources to catching these tobacco excise criminals at the expense of normal policing and protection of the community. I sit back and laugh and think the price of tobacco is well worth the price to watch society implode like it is. Btw, did you know you can go down to the heroin injecting room in Sydney, stick a needle in your arm and inject an illegal substance with immunity from drug enforcement officers but you can’t light up a cigarette. Go figure….lol

    • Ex smoker says:

      09:36am | 10/12/10

      Time smokers got their tax money back!! As smokers clog up the health system, take time off work through smoking induced illness, take their 3 smoko breaks in the morning and 3 in the afternoon at work, clog up the roads and pathways with cigarette dimps and disposable lighters - I would say that smokers have had more than their fair return on tax. Put the money elsewhere, leave the smokers to die from thier addiction.

      I WAS a smoker, a heavy smoker, I gave it up with strong will power and a desire to live a healthy life.

    • Mark says:

      09:55am | 10/12/10

      Penbo, The thing I don’t understand is why the patches need to be subsidised. $160 a month sounds like a lot but what does smoking cost? At $15.00 per packet most smokers would be paying $240 per month if they smoked 4 packs per week which is pretty conservative. It would make perfect sense if the patches were dearer than buying cigarettes, but they don’t. Based on the simple numbers, the money saved is clearly not a motivator or many more smokers would be trying to quit.

      I would rather see the money spent on subsidising fresh fruit and vegetables for concession card holders as there does appear to be evidence that suggests trying to eat fresh healthy food is more expensive than junk food.

    • Duff says:

      11:24am | 10/12/10

      True that.  I find it hard to believe that cost is the reason people aren’t going on the patch.

    • Peter says:

      02:09pm | 10/12/10

      The problem Duff is giving a nicotine patch is like giving a herion patch to herion addicts. I do not recommend this method of stopping smoking. If someone is ready to stop, they’ll do it with patches or no patches.

      Having a patch on your arm is a 10 week reminder that your a smoker.

    • DropDeadFred says:

      10:45am | 10/12/10

      I am a Labor voter..or I was. There is much said that Global warming was the reason people voted Green, well I can’t speak for anyone else , other than myself and my mates but we all voted Green because of the smoking tax and because of the disgusting way Kevin Rudd was ousted. After seeing information from Wikileaks over the last few days ..we know we made the right decision. How did The American Ambassador know 8 months prior to kevin’s ousting? This whole things makes me feel ill, we seem to be dictated to by America and I for one will neither vote Liberal or Labor, both are as bad as each other. I don’t want to quit smoking so this consession does not intrest me and I am not giving up work to get cheap nicotein patches

    • Mark says:

      12:05pm | 10/12/10

      The greens have made it pretty clear they are siding with Labor and have supported them on this legislation. Who will you vote for now?

    • Michael says:

      10:58am | 10/12/10

      This is a giant con job, patches are a hopeless method of giving up smoking, i’ve tried them many times, only winners from this are the pharmaceutical companies, who already had subsidies for the pill based quit drugs, which i’ve found do work, though not if you don’t keep at them.

    • Gladys says:

      11:03am | 10/12/10

      What you need, Penbo is a group of people who will fund your patches for you. All those social smokers can give you $5 a month, and you can get your patches.

      You could become the smoker version of a sponsored child. “Just $1.67 a day could change this smoker’s life and those of his family.”

      Just a thought.

    • Rob says:

      11:23am | 10/12/10

      The contribution smokers make to the Health Budget comes nowhere near the cost they make ON the Health Budget.  Consciously being aware of the diseases to which they are possibly subjecting their bodies - heart and lung diseases being the most prominent - and the consequent strain they are putting on our health and hospital services smokers have no right whatsoever to claim they are being excessively taxed.  If the preventative action - provision of patches - saves them from their own folly and as a result saves the taxpayer billions a year then it is a good thing.  It will also mean they will no longer have to pay the taxes they now complain about.  Government revenue will decline but then again so will the costs to the Health Budget as there won’t be so many smokers clogging up the hospitals and other health services.  Win/Win.

    • True Believer says:

      01:29pm | 10/12/10

      Rob:

      I concur with your post. My father was a heavy smoker, at 70 he had to have both legs amputated - he was in hospital for 8 months as the surgeon fought to save at least one knee so he could have artificial limbs. Every week they had to take a bit more. He was not a diabetic, was otherwise healthy, but died at 81 of lung cancer and secondaries in the liver. 

      It is fine for people to be full of bravado when they are young but the price they will probably pay will make them live to regret it. My sister and I have been plagued with asthma, lung infections etc as a result of the passive smoking.

      I would that the wretched things would be made illegal.

    • True Believer says:

      01:29pm | 10/12/10

      Rob:

      I concur with your post. My father was a heavy smoker, at 70 he had to have both legs amputated - he was in hospital for 8 months as the surgeon fought to save at least one knee so he could have artificial limbs. Every week they had to take a bit more. He was not a diabetic, was otherwise healthy, but died at 81 of lung cancer and secondaries in the liver. 

      It is fine for people to be full of bravado when they are young but the price they will probably pay will make them live to regret it. My sister and I have been plagued with asthma, lung infections etc as a result of the passive smoking.

      I would that the wretched things would be made illegal.

    • rufus says:

      11:41am | 10/12/10

      The best thing about stinking, weak-willed, unhealthy smokers is that they are one group we are allowed to despise and discriminate against.

    • nosthow says:

      11:53am | 10/12/10

      Nosthows advice , being a health fanatic myself, is to give up the filthy weed Penbo and live ! People often get away with smoking when young only to pay huge penalties health wise later in life. Look at Tony Abbott how fit he is and hes not a smoker - looks good in his Lycra doesnt he girls - not as hot as nosthow though !

    • NicoleG says:

      12:08pm | 10/12/10

      As a smoker myself, I think the PBS is a joke. If you can afford to smoke, you can afford to pay $160 for patches. Even if you smoke and hold a concession card, you can still afford to pay for fags, so you can still afford to pay for patches. BTW, I don’t know anyone who’s used the patches and has given up. Do they even work?

    • Mark says:

      12:25pm | 10/12/10

      They worked for me. It took me a few goes though.I think for most people they think it will be easy on the patches. Its not, but its easier for most than going cold turkey.

    • The Badger says:

      12:38pm | 10/12/10

      They work Nicole. I know many who have used them. One person tried them failed and then tried again the next year and hasn’t smoked for ten years. I quit cold turkey, but that’s just me.

      Think of your children. Do you want them and your grandchildren to see you wheezing with tubes coming out of your nose fighting cancer?

    • NicoleG says:

      01:10pm | 10/12/10

      I might give them a go. I’ve tried those fake ciggy things (can’t think of the name) and they were useless. And Badger I do think of those things. It would be horrible for my children to see that. Wouldn’t be too nice for me either. I need more will power.

    • James1 says:

      02:05pm | 10/12/10

      Worked for me too NicoleG.  I only used them for about two weeks though, and went cold turkey on the nicotine from there.  My wife is convinced they were a placebo thing for me, and that I was just ready to give it up.

      The one that worked for my wife were the nicotine inhalers - much like the fake cigarettes (did you mean “Beadies”?) they mimic the smoking action, but unlike fake cigarettes you get a little bit of nicotine from them.

      That said, it was the second attempt for both of us, and I think that time we were just in the right place mentally - we were ready.  That is the important thing - if you are not sure you want to do it, it will not end well.

    • AnthonyG says:

      07:31pm | 10/12/10

      try willpower luv

    • Jenni says:

      02:02pm | 10/12/10

      As a non-smoker (actually, a rabid ex-smoker) I am all in favour of any initiative that helps smokers to quit. From experience, I know it’s bloody hard, and I applaud anybody willing to give it a go, and I’m happy for my tax dollars to go toward helping you quit *before* you develop serious health problems.

      Seriously people, do the math - the cost to the taxpayer looks like being $155 a month per quitter. Let’s say it takes them 12 months (that’s being VERY generous, by the way) that makes a total of $1860 per smoker to quit. How many TENS of thousands does it cost in hospital costs for someone suffering from lung cancer or emphasyema? I don’t know those figures, but I bet it’s a LOT more than $1860!

      Good luck to everyone who decides to give it a go smile

    • Robert says:

      02:51pm | 10/12/10

      They should legalise snus.  Unlike gum (which tastes worse than ciggies), they come in a range of flavours and are up to 95% less likely to kill you than smoking tobacco.  I brought back 20 packs when I went to the US recently ($1.60 for a six-pack at Walmart), each pouch can last for hours as they don’t make you sick like nicotine gum does.  Legally you can import up to 568 packs for personal use (1.5K of tobacco) if you pay excise of around $1.08 per pack, but good luck trying to find an online retailer willing to risk shipping to Australia.

    • GOLDENFABER says:

      07:54pm | 10/12/10

      I looked up the oldest men in the Wikipedia earlier this year. The oldest man alive smoked. The oldest and second oldest men who ever lived smoked. I remember reading once that Japanese men lived the longest in the 1990’s and they were the heaviest smokers in the OECD then. I was looking at Nation Master earlier this year and Greece was listed as the heaviest smokers and one Nordic country the lightest ( twice the percentage of Greeks smokers) AND Greeks were the most overweight people in Europe and the difference in life expectancy was one year!!!! Maybe some things are exagerated…
      Incidentally if you look it up, passive smoking was a Nazi invention, the first public anti smoking legislation in the World was in Nazi Germany and Hitler donated huge amounts of money to set up the first anti smoking institute in the World. Is it necessary for people to emulate that vegetarian, Tibetan Budhist worshiping p@#$%! who had the SS walking around with water bottles (the Nazi party had bought nearly all the natural springs in Germany by 1945) who feared weather change and over population?

    • stephen says:

      07:53pm | 11/12/10

      If the Nazis are so smart how come they didn’t test their Zyklon B on rabbits ?

    • stephen says:

      12:44pm | 12/12/10

      ‘the’ rabbits would be better.

      “Thanks Sarah”.

    • Cate P says:

      10:48pm | 10/12/10

      My husband tried patches, gum, inhalers, no dice.  The kids becoming increasingly verbal about their dislike of it and his own health worries (unconnected with smoking - I call it chronic hypochondria) gave him the willpower to do it unaided (3 months so far).  Sadly its the best way Penbo.  Try not to be too hard on those around you in the initial withdrawal phase and keep away from smokers.  I still get a whiff (8 years down the track) and yearn for just that first drag occasionally ...  Best of luck!

    • Robert S McCormick says:

      11:21am | 11/12/10

      David, In SA the despicable Rann ALP Government with all it’s dodgy deals involving our money.The lies, distortions & pathetic excuses (blaming anyone but themselves) when they get caught with their pants (in one case literally) down or drunken behaviour take precedence obver decent government. The SA Govt is not just addicted to the Pokies they are also addicted to Property Taxes, their share of Fed Govt Tobacco Tax Revenues & the Highest Taxes in Australia yet, other than dodgy deals with Italy, unlimited, luxury junkets overseas which achieve little or nothing, they have absolutely nothing to show for all the billions they rip-off taxpayers, they constantly cry poor yet there are over $200 millions in Unpaid Fines which they make no effort to collect.I remember when I sold fags, the tobacco type, they were $19.95 for a carton of 200 of, allegedly, the best fags in the world. I think during your lowly days with The Advertiser you used to buy them!!!

    • Lisa H. says:

      07:18pm | 11/12/10

      Get patches and suck it up. Suck it (air) through a straw if you have to.
      Everybody’s gotta grow up sometime.

    • stephen says:

      08:55pm | 11/12/10

      I thought you were giving up.

    • neverSayNever says:

      09:58am | 12/12/10

      “Smokers get their share of the tax revenue when they’re in the public hospital dying from the effects of the lung infection every smoker carries!”

      I think youll find its a little more tax than that.  Check out the revenue generated from nicotine.  Dont have a heart attack. The tax may pay for the entire hospital system.

      “A tax on junk foods or highly sugary or salted foods is complete nanny state garbage.”

      A tax on trans-fats and other colourings, preservatives that cause cancer, diabetes etc will assist in providing higher quality food rather than being laced with the cheapest garbage poison possible.

      I think Julia should put Liz Smiley Extra chewing gum on the PBS.  I tried all the medicated nicotine products to no avail.  In the end it was chewing gum and tapping my self on the lower collar bone stating nicotine tastes like crap, nicotine is crap in a self-affirmation mantra.

      Nicotine has to be the most addictive drug.  GOD help those who mix it with their dope.

      ps. You will need one pack of Liz Smileys Extra per day.  Do eat, as it produces enzymes that will give you pancreatic cancer.

    • Mosaic says:

      09:42am | 13/12/10

      Some have said to this issue there is no 100% proof that smoking causes cancer….but it has been shown to extremely contribute to a multitude of serious health conditions not only cancer such as cardio vascular desease, stroke, high bp,copd,leg ulcers and amputation, impotence etc etc…
      .so would those same people say that say that there is no ...er….concrete…lol!.... 100%Proof that falling from 10km in the air onto a runway….sans parachute causes death???....mean to say they might of had a heart attack on the way down, or drank a bottle of poison, or maybe had a smoke or 3….. But guess what, which ever happened they would be 100 d e a d.  .............. And a wee bit flat too!    Twould Knock what’s left in your lungs out that’s for sure

    • L.B.Loveday says:

      10:32am | 13/12/10

      Quote: “About time us smokers got some tax money back”.

      That should be “we smokers” young Dave. (Drop the “smokers” and it becomes “About time us got some tax money back”, which is clearly incorrect English grammar.

    • Anti smoker says:

      11:07am | 13/12/10

      Smoking is a killer no matter what you smoke. It must cost the country billions every year

    • neverSayNever says:

      06:37pm | 19/12/10

      Anti smoker says: 11:07am | 13/12/10 “Smoking is a killer no matter what you smoke. It must cost the country billions every year”

      Check out the tax raised from nicotine tax revenue. 

      Nicotine tax pays for most of the hospital system.

    • Ken says:

      03:06pm | 13/12/10

      My experience may help others to kick the habit.  I was smoking between 20 and 30 a day.  I tried EVERYTHING available on the market to help overcome the habit; smaller cigarettes; tar-guard extracter; herbel cigarettes; etc etc. The method that worked for me, was gradual reduction.
      Work out your average consumption.  Lets say it is 25 per day.  Reduce by ONE cigarette per day for a week.  After 25 weeks you should have wone the battle,  but it is very important not to reduce any quicker.  If at the end of a day you find you have reduced more than the one cigarette, then you should smoke more to bring you up the the daily amount planned.  I gave up smoking ( ten years ago) because I did not want my sons to take it up

    • If you do want to quit says:

      05:02pm | 13/12/10

      I smoked multiple packs a day for 14 years and finally quit with Champix - might help some of you too if you do want to quit. Its been a year and still going strong (although must admit some days I still get a craving or two, but this passes quickly).

 

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