There’s no way taxpayers should be supporting fit young people to lounge around for years on the dole, smoking joints and listening to Pink Floyd.

And no one wants their hard-earned being spent on a wannabe writer who houseshares with other ‘creatives’ living the dream while we eke out a meagre office-bound existence, soothed only by Friday night drinks and dreams of what might have been.
And we’ll be damned if we pay tax after levy after carbon price while someone who has ‘self esteem’ issues can’t get out of bed before lunch.
If people can work, they should. But what the Opposition has come up with - stripping the dole from young unemployed people - is an oversimplified solution to a complex problem.
Tony Abbott is trying to pitch his welfare reforms as a jigsaw puzzle. There are people on the dole. There are jobs that need filling. People on the dole should fill those jobs. Bingo. Everyone out of work goes to pick fruit or clean offices.
But what he’s really trying to do is mash a hexagonal peg into a dodecahedron hole.
He’s calling it ‘firm to be fair’ rather than ‘cruel to be kind’ and it’s the sort of ‘tough love’ rhetoric that’ll find fans everywhere.
Prime Minister Julia Gillard obviously knows that, which is why her attack on his proposed policy focussed on it being a rehash of pre-existing policies, rather than on the substance of what he was saying.
Abbott is talking about helping young people relocate for work (sounds expensive, no?), making work for the dole mandatory for people under 50 who’ve been on unemployment benefits for more than six months.
(He’s also talking about welfare income quarantining and working to get people off disability payments, which are topics for another day).
But what’s got people hot under the collar is his proposal to take away the dole for people under 30 if there are shortages of unskilled labour in their area. He points out that no one should be on the dole while a nearby job sits empty.
Here’s the thing: He’s got a good point. People can’t be left to rot on benefits. It’s not good for them, and it’s not good for the community.
But creating a once-size-fits-all scheme while selling it as a long-term solution to dole bludging – that gutless pastime we all love to hate – is a crude populist move.
At the same time he’s talking about making access to disability benefits more ‘sophisticated’, he needs to be talking about unemployment in similar terms.
Predictably welfare groups have seized on the plans as ignoring the societal reasons people are without jobs – which is true, if trite. In Australia we have intergenerational unemployment; people who have somehow grown up and gone through school thinking it’s okay to rely on welfare.
But plucking everyone under the age of 30 off the couch to go cleaning and fruit picking is not the answer. Those sorts of unskilled gaps are something the market should sort out (and what would all those backpackers do to earn the cash they spend in Aussie bars?).
Besides – anyone who has ever worked with someone who just did not want to be there knows that in general you’re better off without them.
Part of the answer lies in individualising the process more – working out what people actually want to do and seeing if there’s a way to help them into that.
I’ve said before – but you know that won’t stop me saying it again – that a sort of national service scheme could work.
Not military service, but a system where people heading for long-term unemployment are forced to earn their Centrelink cheque by volunteering at home or abroad.
So they may be holding out till they finally make a top 10 single, but in the meantime they can teach guitar to refugee kids.
They might have tradie skills that would be useful in Third World countries. They might not have a clue what they’d enjoy so various stints volunteering could steer them in an interesting direction.
Unemployment is low. It will never be zero. There will always be people who, for one reason or another, are capable but aren’t working.
It’s right to minimise that number as much as possible.
But to pretend that one job plus one jobless person is a zero sum game is a con job.
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