In a move reminiscent of John Howard’s “headland” speeches ahead of his successful 1996 campaign, Opposition Leader Tony Abbott last night delivered the first of his direction statements ahead of this year’s poll. And he adopted a decidedly green hue, saying it was time to scotch the misnomer that conservatives could not be good environmentalists.

The speech contained two policies - the national takeover of the Murray-Darling river system and the creation of a so-called 15,000-strong “Green Army” - and a promise of more to follow, with Abbott conceding he did not yet have a finalised position on carbon emissions but would do so within the fortnight.
The first policy should have Kevin Rudd worried as if he had been acting as a decisive national leader he would already have stepped in to wrest control of our biggest river system off the squabbling states. The second policy seems more a bit of gimmickry - and expensive gimmickry at that, with a potential bill of up to $750 million to send 15,000 environmental fix-up folks into the bush at $50,000 a pop.
On the Murray-Darling, Abbott will impress many voters with his argument that the management of Australia’s water is a much more pressing issue than climate change - that rather than taking the moral high ground with an ETS when other countries are not yet doing anything, we should concentrate instead on a here-and-now issue which affects thousands of people and communities along this river system. This is Australia’s food bowl and its viability is under threat. And it’s not because of climate change, it’s because of petty state-based politics, rampant self-interest, and the sustained failure of Canberra to exercise its authority by stepping in, with a referendum if need be to give it full constitutional authority to manage water.
This is an issue which has the potential to win over voters in metropolitan South Australian Labor seats, many of whom are frustrated by the lack of action from Canberra on water as former lakeside holiday towns such as Milang turn into a dustbowl, and the Murray mouth silts up and closes over down at Goolwa. But it’s unlikely to risk rural Coalition seats in NSW and Victoria, where the margins (and voting habits) are such that voters would still not abandon the conservatives over the policy.
Abbott seems to be gleefully spoiling for a blue with the Labor States over his plan.
“Notwithstanding Mr Rudd’s presumed influence and authority with the state Labor governments, the overall management of the Murray-Darling basin is still bedevilled by the fact that no one is really in charge,” he told The Sydney Institute last night.
“As John Howard frequently observed, rivers don’t acknowledge state borders. If there is one environmental planning issue crying out for a national rather than a state-by-state approach, it’s management of a catchment extending across Queensland, New South Wales and Victoria on which South Australia is critically dependent.”
It is a good clear position and one grounded in common sense. In those respects it is quite different from the Green Army plan, which has a bit of a whiff of the Work for The Dole about it, and appeared to have been scribbled up on the back of a beer coaster by the conservatives to win a few talkback plaudits for getting the indolent and unemployed out there and pulling up noxious weeds.
Abbott described it thus: “It would be a 15,000 strong environmental workforce – a standing green army, if you like, or a land army, if you’d prefer” - making it sound more like an idea in progress than a ready-to-roll initiative.
Despite his newfound civility - so far at least - Abbott couldn’t resist a few personal swipes at the PM along the way, with one largely unreported part of his speech basically having a crack at Kevin Rudd as a celebrity groupie. It’s worth a run because it was quite a provocative sledge and one which may suggest the old Abbott is not far below the surface.
Announcing a policy that will cut our children’s and our grandchildren’s emissions (like his policy to raise the pension age by 2023 or to end the Aboriginal life expectancy gap within a generation) is typical of the Prime Minister’s tendency to set targets that he will never have to meet or take responsibility for. As well, his tendency to focus on issues that require the cooperation of others gives him an escape clause when things don’t work out. He takes the credit for everything but accepts the blame for nothing. It seems that nothing of any significance can happen in our country – Cate Blanchett can’t have a baby, for instance; Mother Mary MacKillop can’t approach canonization, for example; a sparrow can hardly fall, in fact – without the Prime Minister somehow becoming involved, TV cameras in tow.
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