First things first. Let us pause to salute the salty goodness of crispy rashers a-fryin’ in the pan. As my naughty Jewish friends no doubt say before hoeing into their bacon and eggs, “Mmmm… sacrilicious.”

If the pig had a happy life, then gimme gimme gimme!

Second point of order. Let’s recognise Australian Bacon Week, and in particular the push by Australian Pork Limited for us all to consume more of the Aussie stuff. Did you know that 80 per cent of our bacon is imported? Or that some iconic Aussie bacon brands have that sneaky “made from imported and local ingredients” label on the side which MP Amanda Rishworth wrote about so eloquently on The Punch last week?

The answer, according to APL, is to make sure you buy pork products with their somewhat unimaginative pink square logo. This will ensure you are not buying imported pork, most of which comes from the EU, and most of which is Danish. APL say that the Australian Quarantine and Inspection Service does not test imported pork for chemical residues and other nasties. The EU also has some pretty dodgy pig farms. And while it is is one of several worldwide jurisdictions phasing out inhumane treatment of farmed pigs, conditions at many Danish farms are still far from pleasant, as this disturbing video shows. The question is: are things much different in Australia?

Australian Pork Limited decided at its November 2010 AGM to phase out sow stalls by 2017. Sow stalls are tiny metal compartments so small that a pregnant pig cannot turn around. The RSPCA claims that most of Australia’s 300 thousand odd breeding pigs are kept in these stalls for the duration of their 16 week pregnancy.

If the issue had come down to pure science, APL, like the stalled sows themselves, would likely not have budged an inch. That’s because science doesn’t necessarily tell you the porkers are unhappy – the way science might not tell you the bleedingly obvious fact that your dog is miserable out in the rain.

But in an age where consumers want to eat chooks who had a bit of a peck around the yard before they became Oporto burgers, we now apparently want the other half of our bacon and egg rolls equally uncompromised. So consumer pressure appears to be making a difference.

Animal rights advocacy group Voiceless welcomes APL’s phase-out. However, since APL is not legally obliged to carry it through, Voiceless worries that industry compliance is no sure bet unless the Commonwealth Government acts to revise the Model Code of Practice for Pig Welfare.

Meanwhile, back in the supermarket aisles, the battle to buy Australian is not the only dilemma for bacon lovers. Decoding labels is an issue too. As you can see from this admittedly poor quality phone camera pic, the KR Castlemaine bacon in my fridge says, in large letters, “Bred Free Range.”

Why is bacon writing always bacon coloured?

KR has a helpful section on their website to explain what that actually means, but in layman’s terms, it means the mother of the pig you’re eating was allowed to wander around outside when pregnant. As for how the pig you’re eating lived its life, well now. That depends, doesn’t it.

KR’s blurb says “Pigs are weaned at 21 – 28 days of age and moved into deep bedding systems such as eco shelters.” We contacted a KR spokesperson to help translate that jargon. She further explained that the pigs are kept in “group housing” and that they do have some room to run around, albeit indoors.

Here’s what a Voiceless spokesperson told The Punch, on the issue of what “Bred Free Range” actually means.

“Sows that are ‘bred free-range’ generally spend their pregnancy outdoors in a natural environment, instead of being kept in metal sow stalls indoors. In ‘bred free-range’ farming systems, piglets are born outdoors. They may be prematurely weaned and may in some instances also be painfully mutilated without pain relief, ie., have their teeth clipped and tails cut off.

“After they have been weaned, ‘bred free-range’ pigs are generally raised in roofed shelters with straw bedding. This means that they are unable to forage or spend time outdoors for most of their lives. Some piglets that are bred free range are sent to conventional (factory farming) facilities after they are weaned.”

The big issue now is whether Australia has enough land for free range pig farming. APL and Voiceless agree on the boffins’ estimate that only 3 to 5 per cent of Australian land is suitable for pig farming, primarily because pigs like to dig around and our soil is easily washed away. But where APL sees problems, Voiceless sees opportunities. Three per cent of the Australian landmass is a lot of land for the size of our sow herd, they say.

As you can see folks, it’s bacon wars out there. And you thought the biggest issue was whether to cook it in the thick-cut, lightly-cooked English style where it’s served pink, or the American style, where the bacon is thin, dark and crispy.

Personally, I prefer the American style. Preferably with fried eggs, because everyone knows that people who eat poached eggs are the new latte wankers.

Anyway, morning tea is fast approaching, and it’s (purportedly) free range bacon sandwiches all round at The Punch today. Free range farming might bump the price up, but an extra dollar or two is well worth spending to feel good about your favourite salty cholesterol hit, don’t you think?

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    • deb says:

      06:19am | 10/03/11

      Personally i dont give a rats ass where my bacon comes from.I just want it to be crispy and tasty.Cheap too.
      So bring on the price wars ,Coles are you listening?

    • Andy says:

      07:21am | 10/03/11

      deb, you are the lowest common denominator.

      Your attitude is what drives local farmers off the land and encourages supermarkets to import cheap poor quality food with huge embedded environmental footprints and sketchy ethical origins.

      Personally, I like quality, I like to buy local and I’m happy to pay a fair price for it.

      .....and for me the bacon has to be pan fried, just on the edge between chewy and crispy, with a tiny touch of maple syrup.

    • Cruelty free says:

      07:42am | 10/03/11

      I used to love bacon until I found out how incredibly cruel pig farming methods are.

      I won’t be eating pigs until this appalling and inhumane treatment ceases.

      Any person who claims to love animals would do the same.

      If you found your neighbour was keeping dogs like that, you’d feel justified in breaking down the door and freeing them, right?

    • Thirsty says:

      07:44am | 10/03/11

      @Deb
      I want things cheaper too….I might start getting my staff to tender for hours they want to work, stuff the award rate, we will see how desperate people are to have a job….$10 an hour here we come…
      That way, I can sell my product cheaper to people like you because I have screwed my workers on their pay. Sounds great doesnt it, unless you are one of those poor bloody souls that have no real say in what you earn, but are dictated to by people like me who only want the chaepest labour rate

    • Reg says:

      08:12am | 10/03/11

      Deb; “I just want it to be crispy and tasty.Cheap too.”

      Well it IS the product of organised sex and well received too. What more could one wish for? Topping and tailing IS a bit nasty but it’s only so they don’t eat each other and side-cutters are SUCH useful tools. wink

    • Ryan says:

      08:52am | 10/03/11

      @Cruelty free: I think you will find that the further away and more detached you are from animals, the more your thinking will end up like yours. Go to a farm and spend some time there, oh and grow up.

    • Roog says:

      10:42am | 10/03/11

      Well, to be frank I’m with deb. Everyone whinges about the farmers when it comes to importing cheaper food, but no-one cares about what happened to the textile and electronics manufacturing industries in this country. Those people protecting farmers just want cheap clothes and HD TV’s. I say bring on the competition.

    • James1 says:

      10:47am | 10/03/11

      “Your attitude is what drives local farmers off the land”

      So what?  If they can’t make a living without subsidisation or other forms of welfare, why should they stay on the land?  Why shouldn’t they be forced into productive, viable industries?

    • Cruelty free says:

      10:59am | 10/03/11

      @Ryan

      Actually my father used to farm. Kept pigs too. But he didn’t keep them in a tiny pen where they couldn’t turn around for months on end, until they went insane from confinement. No, they had space to move and interact with other pigs.

      He would kill one occasionally with a quick bullet to the head, and I’d help him butcher it, turning its intestines into fantastic sausage skins etc.

      This is not how modern pork production is run. And that’s why I won’t support. A pretty mature stance, don’t you think?

    • Dolt says:

      11:00am | 10/03/11

      OK, designed to have a go this comment. But also many don’t and i’m sure you dont as you’re no doubt a typical narcissitic right leaning a**hole!

    • Sad Sad Reality says:

      11:30am | 10/03/11

      Spot on, deb. I’m sick of hearing from local shopping centres whining over Coles and Woolworths pricing them out of the market. It’s simple, find a way to sell for less or disappear. Absolutely no sympathy for farmers either. You chose the life. You chose to live in the outback and gamble your livelihood on the clouds rolling in at just the right time. Don’t like the price you’ll be paid for your goods? Easy. Quit. Sell the farm to Woolworths or Coles so they can set-up mega monopoly farms and drive the price down even further. I want bacon for 50c a kilo.

      Go and giber at the local how you had it all and the big end of town ripped your dull country spine out. I don’t care. Sick of all this 18th century thinking. So long as we have a fair share of big players (imports, whatever) and collusion and price fixing are carefully monitored, I couldn’t give a rats about the plight of the farmers, just like I’m sure they couldn’t care less about me. Survival of the fittest. Let the cream rise to the top. And let the piggies squeal. If we could get our meat from them for cheap without jamming 50 into a cage built for 1, don’t you think we’d try? If it will drive the price of bacon down further, I say slam 100 into the cage and pay the farmers in spare change. Eventually, genetic engineering will help us design pigs without voice boxes and the world will become a silent, bacon-rich wonderland. Great. Now I’m hungry.

    • James1 says:

      11:52am | 10/03/11

      SSR, if you are being serious, I agree 100%.  Lets end the subsidies and import restrictions that amount to a wealth transfer from city to country.  Neoliberal economic policy requires people to change, but we will all be better off in the end.

    • All for Aussies says:

      12:03pm | 10/03/11

      James1…..your arrogance in this matter is breath taking…..the kids of the future will not even know where bacon comes from at the rate we are going now…..China will probably supply it…along with our lifelong milk…SAD

    • No Idea says:

      12:13pm | 10/03/11

      Sad sad reality, Monopolies dont drive prices down, they increase the prices because they have no competitors.  Large Businesses sell at losses they can maintain to drive our smaller competitors, to gain a monopoly, or coles woolies, duopoly. 
      deb, When farming animals there must be a standard, a humane standard to adhere to.  After this minimum standard is met then of course keep prices low and competitive, but there does need to be a standard, which would put a floor on prices. 
      There are benefits, since some conditions would be the breeding grounds for some pretty serious diseases that would have an affect on humans.
      Or perhaps they can pick scraps out of the bin out back, and sell that to you for half price, it will still be crispy and tasty and cheap…. problem solved!

    • James1 says:

      12:18pm | 10/03/11

      All for Aussies, with the money those children save on bacon, ham and milk, they can travel to China to see how it is produced, and the wonderful things its production and sale is doing for the poor Chinese peasants.  Everyone wins.

    • BJ says:

      12:22pm | 10/03/11

      I’m with Deb, my partner and I are both minimum wage earners, we have 4 kids we need to clothe, feed and school we cannot afford to be choosy when it comes to meat, bread, milk who cares! the cheaper the better so they my kids can eat

    • Sad Sad Reality says:

      12:27pm | 10/03/11

      Wow, No Idea, consider me schooled. Of course a duopoly isn’t ideal, that’s why the Aldis, Costcos and Walmarts of the world are coming here to even up the pitch. And I fully celebrate it. Get in here and drive the prices down. I’m sick of paying astronomical sums for produce grown right here in our own backyard. Farmers are a mob of wingers, constantly complaining about their lot. Oh it’s the longest drought we’ve ever had. Oh now we’re flooded. If you don’t like the game, quit.

    • Sad Sad Reality says:

      12:29pm | 10/03/11

      “When farming animals there must be a standard, a humane standard to adhere to.”

      Let’s engineer pigs that don’t need to go to the toilet. Problem solved.

    • Lord-Boofhead says:

      08:35pm | 10/03/11

      I’m with you SSR, My Grandparents run a hardware store, the government won’t bail them out if they by more nails than the market wan’ts to by or do something else stupid. But Farmers who insist on trying to farm cattle on a dust bowl and other dumb shit live on government subsidies and negative gearing. they all cry poor yet they send their kids to private schools.

      All our current system encourages is for the farmers to not update and adapt their practices…

      Also if I were an evil marketing type and a farming lobby group came to me and told me they wanted to double or triple their income I’d invent a new ‘more humane way of producing the meat/animal product’ and then convince everyone that the old way was ‘inhumane’ ...

    • Caitlin says:

      09:55pm | 10/03/11

      Deb, if you serious then quite frankly, you deserve to be crated like a pregnant sow. How could you be so selfish and heartless?

      I can only hope that you are just trolling.

    • OddCreature says:

      08:59am | 12/03/11

      SSR - you are a tool.

      The supermarket chains set a price on milk without consideration for what it actually costs to produce the milk. They also dictate the volume of milk they require. And they dictate a second volume of milk which will be turned into cheese and butter, for which they pay the farmer an even lower rate. So farmers are basically expected to turn their cows udders on and off like a tap at the supermarkets’ whim (not possible) and work 12 hour days at below minimum wage (also not possible) so that supremarkets and milk processing companies (many of which are owned by overseas businesses) get to make all the money.

      It’s real easy for you to enjoy your $1 a litre milk and tell the farmers “don’t hate the game, just quit an go work somewhere else” but the actual sad sad reality is that the game is unfair, and it’s only unfair because supermarkets made it that way and the government did fuck all to stop them. How would you like it if some big internation conglomerate started dictating what you can earn, forced you to work below minimum wage, and when you had to borrow against your home just to get by some complete fucking tool told you “just quit your winging, go get a different job”. So much for your hopes and dreams, your childrens’ future, all down the drain because some fucktards in the city want cheaper whoosits.

      As for your comment that we should just import milk because it’s cheaper - we are extremely lucky to live in a country where fresh milk (which tastes a fuckload better than UHT) is readily available, and safe to drink. Very few other nations have this luxury. You really want to give that up? I don’t!

    • Ben says:

      11:55pm | 12/03/11

      “my partner and I are both minimum wage earners, we have 4 kids we need to clothe, feed and school. we cannot afford to be choosy “

      Maybe you should have thought about this before you decided to have 4 kids?  In today’s day and age, it is a choice to have kids, and if you can’t afford to raise them, then maybe you should have done some budgeting beforehand to figure that out rather than complain about it afterwards.

      I don’t mind paying a fair price for food, or any other goods and services - I’m sure you can argue about what a fair price is but that is missing the point.  People constantly asking for things to be cheaper tend to ignore the fact that the margin needs to be squeezed from somewhere, and that squeeze usually means that we end up importing goods for cheaper labour overseas.  These same people are more than likely the same people who expect to get significant wage increases each year without related productivity increases.  And probably the same people who expect the Govt to tax them less but still provide more infrastructure and services.

      As for the humane treatment of animals, well that would be a natural by-product of a reduced obsession of being cheaper above all else.

      Although I find it funny that people focus on the humane treatment of animals while still allowing people to have children with little or no checks into whether or not they can be raised humanely.  You need a license to drive a car but what is done to confirm you are qualified to be a parent?

    • Ben says:

      12:04am | 13/03/11

      @OddCreature

      While I support your stance on one level, if you want to make an accusation, level it at the people who are demanding cheaper products no matter what, rather than just supermarkets arbitrarily follow a course of action. 

      The supermarkets don’t make the game unfair, they follow the rules.  What prices people out of the market is the labour costs in Australia.  Prices are pushed up by everyone wanting higher wages each year making the only viable alternative to import goods in some areas to satisfy consumer demand for more variety at cheaper prices.

      Self-sufficiency as a country is a good thing, but it does come at a price.

    • Stephanie Bath says:

      07:02am | 10/03/11

      Well, I DO care, and hope all the supermarkets are listening and reading this article.  As long as I eat meat (and I wish I didn’t, I know it’s hippocritical) I will buy it from the most cruelty-free sources I am aware of.

    • George says:

      10:06am | 10/03/11

      Sorry to say steph but being hypocritical does not contain hippos or relate to hippos…

    • malohi says:

      11:21am | 10/03/11

      Cutting down someone who cares about animals with an animal related correction. Pure gold.
      If only that paperclip from microsoft word could be so poetic wink

    • Tony of Poorakistan says:

      01:20pm | 10/03/11

      There is a full page advertisement in today’s Australian from a bunch of scientists complaining about Cole’s latest stance on additives in meat and other things. They believe it is a move by Coles to shut out a section of the Australian industry (and eventually kill it off) so that Coles can once again bring cheaper crap in from overseas and add a few cents to the bottom line. 
       
      What Coles don’t seem to realise is that if they put enough people out of work, then less will be spent on the bigger ticket items, meaning profit may well go down anyway.

    • Alicia says:

      02:51pm | 10/03/11

      If you don’t want to eat meat, don’t. Simple.

    • Robbo says:

      08:53pm | 11/03/11

      Australian farms are a bit of a mixed bag - there are the medium to big operators that adhere to strict animal welfare guidelines, and the smaller producers who may or may not give a toss about animal welfare. Coles, Woolies, McDonalds enforce strict codes of practice. Do you think the chinese will bother with animal wefare ? The pigs will eating their own poo, and the meat will be on our tables, but it will be cheap.  Good luck trying to trace a bad batch of meat to a chinese producer.

    • Alex says:

      07:07am | 10/03/11

      Pig farming is disgusting. It’s bad for the pigs, for the environment and for us. Easiest solution? Don’t eat the pigs. Bacon is greasy, fatty and unhealthy anyway.

    • Skatman says:

      07:55am | 10/03/11

      I agree Alex, even the thought of eating bacon (or pork for that matter) makes me want to vomit. it has nothing to with my religion, just salt and fat doesn’t do a lot for me. Each to their own I suppose.

    • Reg says:

      08:36am | 10/03/11

      All living things are disgusting. They need continual feeding and ever expanding areas to poop in if the zone of repugnance is to be avoided.

      Only the intervention of man keeps our streets free of such deposits, although the train-cleaners assure me there are some who are convinced it was meant to paint the interior of carriages. These people are pigs. (Hang-on, that might confuse TimB.) They are not actually pigs Tim, it is a misnomer within a simile. 

      We need fat and we need salt, the proportions depending on our activity and health. Pigs are good and friendly too, I’m told.

    • Pork says:

      08:44am | 10/03/11

      Don’t you dare talk about the Magical Beast with such contempt! Ham, Bacon, roast pork, pork chops, pork fillet, schnitzel, sausages and - because it is soooooooooo good - bacon again are just sensational.
      Don’t eat it as much as you want Alex (andra) but have you ever thought just why the middle east is so unhappy and unsettled?  NONE OF THEM HAVE THE SWEET RELEASE OF BACON!!!  It is not a coincidence.  How many people feel angry after a good bacon and egg roll?  not many at all.  Add some excellent coffee and it is nap time and no one gets in fights during naps.  Denying yourself bacon is about as smart as denying people the right to have sex - and just look where that gets the altar boys.
      And I grill bacon - so the fat drains off - and I use short cut, rindless bacon - and use good, australian, free range Bacon.

      Oh - and by the way - support our dairy farmers and do not buy the cheap ‘milk’ stuffed with permeates.  Pay a couple of bucks more for quality and to protect Aussie jobs and aussie industry.  Tell the English boys who’ve started this milk discounting to rack off back to the UK where their implementation of this scheme destroyed their milk industry and now most milk is imported - and bad.
      And Pork is my usual screen name BTW.

    • Reg says:

      09:00am | 10/03/11

      Three cheers for PORK! The person not the commodity, oh that too. Just don’t use the “Hip Hip” because that’s anti-semitic.

    • Pork says:

      09:21am | 10/03/11

      I am not Anti semetic.  My Grandfather was an excellent man whom I loved.  BTW - he crossed over - I like to think - for bacon.

    • Sad Sad Reality says:

      11:33am | 10/03/11

      Alex, you haven’t lived until you’ve eaten a burger with a bun made from bacon. It’s the only time I ever wanted to have sex with food. Well that’s not entirely true, there was a block of chocolate this one time… but she was clearly giving me the eye.

    • James1 says:

      11:45am | 10/03/11

      SSR, I would go one further and say you haven’t eaten a burger until you have eaten one where the bun is two pieces of deep fried chicken breast.  Eating such a burger was the highlight of my last trip to the US.  It also led directly to the nadir of that trip - I was sick for nearly a day afterwards.

    • HBG says:

      01:11pm | 10/03/11

      I wonder when we will see Bacon/Pork that is ‘halal’ and ‘kosher’. wink

    • TimB says:

      02:24pm | 10/03/11

      @ Reg- Fail.

      @ James- Do you speak of the Legendary Double Down?

      I know I shouldn’t. It reeks of pure vileness.  But I *really* want to try that thing at least once. It calls to me.

    • James1 says:

      02:54pm | 10/03/11

      I do indeed Tim.  It is both the most vile and awesome thing I have ever eaten.  If you ever get the chance, don’t turn it down.

    • Matthew says:

      07:08am | 10/03/11

      Unfortunately, this country is filled with people like Deb.  Give it to me cheap cheap cheap ... with no concept of keeping the money locally so that it drives our economy instead of someone elses.

      She probably supports the Milk Wars as well, cos’ hey, she’s not a farmer and who gives a stuff about them right ?

      But agree with the article.  Poached Eggs are a waste of time and crispy bacon is the only way to eat it!

    • amanda says:

      10:03am | 10/03/11

      While i do love bacon, i will pay what ever it costs, not fussed, it is after all the candy of meats!

    • BJ says:

      01:03pm | 10/03/11

      as soon as the cost of living goes down I will care more about the home grown produce, but until then whatever is cheapest is the way to go

    • Jay says:

      03:29pm | 10/03/11

      I never understood that argument. I was a struggling student surviving on a part time wage and still I never went for cheapest of the cheap. You are what you eat - shovelling cheap garbage into yourself doesnt do you any favours.

      Oh, an aside - how about next round of middle east talks, Obama gets the caterers to serve up some crackin bacon sarnies with HP sauce - watch the leaders cry when they realise what theyve been missing out on all their lives, embrace and forget all their troubles! The angriest, most irrational nations in the world dont eat bacon - coincidence? I think not!

    • OddCreature says:

      09:39am | 12/03/11

      @BJ

      Yeah but see the part you’re missing is that living expenses are just as high for the people working the farms, who have now lost that little bit of income people you only care about your own living expenses.

      Expenses need to come down, no question. But it’s no reason to send your money to China, when people here need it.

    • julia says:

      11:07am | 14/03/11

      It’s not just the farmers we should be worrying about with the discounting thats going on, it’s ourselves. Once the big businesses have forced out all the smaller players we will have fewer options and prices will go right back up..then we will be screwed. We’ll have to buy what they give us. You with the four kids need to look ahead to what sort of future you want your children to grow up in, thats part of being a responsible parent, never mind what sort of food quality you are giving them right now.

    • Snowball says:

      07:15am | 10/03/11

      Ah Deb, the next time the government or some other institution treats you badly I’ll watch you go wee wee wee all the way home and won’t give a rat’s ass as long as they do it cheaply. Fair deal?

    • Bleeding heart says:

      08:10am | 10/03/11

      Nice cheap dig at the EU in this article even though sow stalls will be phased out there NEXT year not in 2017.

      Forget buying bacon from supermarkets - buy from farmer’s markets, it’s the only way you can guarantee that the pig was raised outside of the hideous factory system.

      The best bacon in the world of course is British. Nothing comes close.

    • Sam says:

      08:01pm | 12/03/11

      I appreciate that you have raised the important fact that the EU will phase out sow stalls next year. Yet our lousy government won’t do it for 6 more years. That means 6 more years of confinement for sows, and 6 more years of added pressure on climate change. Afterall, factory farming is the number one cause of climate change. I still cannot believe how many writers on this Blog don’t give a damn about the suffering of animals. All they care about is getting that bacon rash anytime, anyhow. Shame (especially on Deb).

    • Van Diemen's Land Man says:

      08:13am | 10/03/11

      Pork tastes just like Human. Joe Hockey would be delicious.

    • Pork says:

      09:18am | 10/03/11

      mmmmm Hockey bacon!

    • Reg says:

      09:26am | 10/03/11

      Goodness, another who sees a pig every time Joe appears on the screen.

    • aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!! says:

      11:23am | 10/03/11

      that was funny smile

    • Redeker Plan says:

      11:38am | 10/03/11

      Nah, if you want to stand gob-smacked at the sight of a truely porcine human - have a gander at Daniel Andrews, the Victorian Opposition Leader.  Everytime I see him, I get a mental flash of those gonzo-posters of the 60s with pig-human hybrids in police uniforms.

      As for bacon, it turned a vego friend of mine one cold morning on a long road trip back from a few days camping.  She smelt my toasted bacon and tomato sandwich and said “If I have a bite, you won’t tell anyone, will ya?” 

      I don’t eat eggs at all, can’t stand them - but I love a toasted bacon, hash brown and tomato sauce sandwich. Sometimes I get a bit fancy and make it with turkish bread and caramalised onions…

    • BACON EGGOFF says:

      11:59am | 10/03/11

      @Redeker Plan, Paragraph 3 ... +infinity !

    • Johnson says:

      12:19pm | 10/03/11

      The canibals call human meat long pig for a reason.

    • Asrael says:

      08:17am | 10/03/11

      My sister farms real free range pigs here in Victoria. Because of the way the meat industry works she has to sell the weaned piglets through the normal channels as she and her husband are not allowed to do their own slaughtering and follow the whole thing through. She tells me local piggeries can’t compete with EU products and that a lot of local supply is just going to disappear. Otway pork http://www.otwaypork.com.au/cms/
      are a free range product available here in Victoria. Their hams cost about $4-5 a kilo more, but if we don’t support their product, they’ll go under too.

      Our family decision was not to eat pork in any way. Not only no ham, no bacon but also no processed meats like salami or cabana as you just don’t know where the pork came from.

    • Anthony says:

      05:25pm | 10/03/11

      While otway pork is a good product they are not Full Free Range. They are Bred Free Range meaning that the weaned piglets go in doors while Genuine Free Range the piglet remain out doors.
      Each production system has their own benefits and markets its just up to the consumer to decide what product price point they are happy with.

    • Marrickvillain says:

      08:21am | 10/03/11

      Good piece of journalism. Now pass the bacon.

    • Tony of Poorakistan says:

      08:38am | 10/03/11

      I’m amazed this article got through the PC censors. 
       
      Are we still able to talk about bacon?

    • Sad Sad Reality says:

      11:41am | 10/03/11

      Live it up T, it won’t be long until we’re smuggling bacon the same way they get heroin into gaol to please our Islamic overlords.

    • Steve says:

      04:55pm | 10/03/11

      Sad Sad reality I couldnt agree more. Pork is awesome and stuff anyone who thinks otherwise grin

    • Jane says:

      08:46am | 10/03/11

      I know exactly where my bacon and other pork products come from - I buy them from a farmer’s market where I talk to and buy direct from the farmer, who I know breeds and raises his pigs humanely. And I’m happy to pay a bit more knowing that I am not contributing to the awfulness that is factory farming.

    • Reg says:

      09:09am | 10/03/11

      Jane how do they stop the piglets eating each other if they don’t top and tail?

      This you must ask your supplier. Of course he’ll lie to you like most astute businessmen. Something like… “oh we just keep each piglet in its own crib until it’s able to forage in the woods for itself. Then we hypnotize him to death with a smile on his face.”

    • George says:

      08:56am | 10/03/11

      I love bacon - I love it in the morning and the afternoon and I love it in the evening underneath the moon.
      especially that stuff from the barossa valley - those german decendants really know their bacon bits- Kasler Pork Chop mmmmmmm.
      It is absurd we treat animals so badly, so we can produce it cheaper, in order to eat so much and get really really obese. If we farmed more humanely, made the “bad ” great tasting food more expensive, then we would eat it less often and not be so damn fat .

    • Knemon says:

      09:38am | 10/03/11

      You’re not wrong George. Supermarket aisles will have to be widened so that they can accommodate two people side by side, escalators will have to be strengthened to handle the extra weight…A visit to my local shopping mall has become a nightmare, not only because I have to see this obesity (please wear dresses and not stretch pants) but just trying to move around them is becoming an impossible task. No wonder internet sales are on the increase.

    • BT says:

      09:09am | 10/03/11

      When I was confronted with the cruelty of the leather industry in China where they skin cats and dogs to make a purse - I started to do a lot of investigating into factory farming etc. I went vegetarian and still am, and feel better physically than I ever have, but I missed bacon a lot. Sanitarium make a great substitute called Soy Rashers which I love, without the guilt of knowing any animal suffered for my breakfast. Trust me, once you see the cruelty you never go back. I couldn’t sleep for days after what I saw.

    • LauraBoBaura says:

      09:59am | 10/03/11

      But then you have to live with the guilt of forking over your cash to Seventh Day Adventurers…. hmmmm bacon or Seventh Day Adventurers, bacon or Seventh Day Adventurers… I’m gonna go with bacon. smile

    • Secondmouse says:

      10:30am | 10/03/11

      Thanks for the tip, they sound nice. I’ll have to grab some.

    • BT says:

      10:39am | 10/03/11

      Laura it’s self defeating to close your mind to things before you have even tried them.

    • LauraBoBaura says:

      11:05am | 10/03/11

      BT - I was only taking the piss. I’m sure it tastes lovely.

    • DH says:

      02:09pm | 10/03/11

      Ah, Soy Rashers. Admittedly not bacon, you can’t have it crispy and delicious, it’s either ‘warm and floppy’ or ‘burnt’, but as substitutes go, it’s nice enough on that muffin with a fried egg and sauce. (Or at least it was until I discovered what is involved with egg production.)

      Wish more cafes, etc, would utilise some of the veggie sub stuff on the market. I could really murder a veggie bacon butty in the mornings on the way to work.

    • Robbo says:

      09:07pm | 11/03/11

      Hey BT, When I was at Uni, the boffins proved a pain response in plants ie the soyabean plant feels the pain when the harvester rips the plant to shreds to extract the beans.
      Will you now starve to death ? Didn’t think so.  You will probably man up a bit and realise everything exists at the expense of something else, so it might as well be yummy bacon.

    • LC says:

      02:28pm | 13/03/11

      @Robbo

      That’s nothing new. We’ve known that all plants emit a noise outside of the human hearing range when bits are torn of them for at least a decade.

    • Elphaba says:

      09:12am | 10/03/11

      Ick, I hate bacon.  The smell, the look, the taste - turns my stomach.  *vomit*

    • fairsfair says:

      09:44am | 10/03/11

      The lowest of fives possible.

      You pack your sh*t and gtfo Elphaba!

      And so, we have finally reached our crossroads. wink

    • AdamC says:

      09:55am | 10/03/11

      I don’t think I’ve ever met someone who doesn’t like bacon.

      “Mmmm ... bacon.”

      Do you have smoked salmon with your eggs for breakfast or something? The illusion has been shattered!

    • NicoleG says:

      09:56am | 10/03/11

      OMG Elphaba, I just don’t believe it!!  Sorry, but I’ll second fairsfair on this one. How can you not like bacon?

    • LauraBoBaura says:

      10:01am | 10/03/11

      Oh. My. God. Elphaba.
      The pig is a wonderful & delicious animal, and bacon is it’s piece de resistance!

      And here I thought you were one of the normal ones wink

    • Elphaba says:

      10:13am | 10/03/11

      Oh, shut up, all of you. tongue laugh j/k

      When I go out for breakfast, I like pancakes.  With maple syrup and fresh berries.  Nom nom nom.

      How can I not like bacon?  Same reason people don’t like brussel sprouts or lambs brains - into mouth, blechh.  Don’t like it.

      Sorry - you’re all just gonna have to deal with it. wink

    • Pork says:

      10:14am | 10/03/11

      what they said Elphaba…
      so, so disappointed in you right now…

    • fairsfair says:

      10:32am | 10/03/11

      How can you compare it to the likes of lambs brains - pigs arse it is.

      and it is….

    • AdamC says:

      10:35am | 10/03/11

      “And here I thought you were one of the normal ones.”

      Laura, that’s a classic. (And very pointed. Has the Punch always been full of whackos - present company excepted, of course?)

      On the breakfast topic, I notice a lot of people have bacon with pancakes and maple syrup nowadays. What’s the deal with that?

    • TimB says:

      10:48am | 10/03/11

      “Same reason people don’t like brussel sprouts or lambs brains “

      Not the same reason at all! Those things are disgusting, whilst bacon is awesome.

      I’m in shock. I think I’ll get bacon on my Oporto buger today to make up for it.

    • fairsfair says:

      10:48am | 10/03/11

      its the Canadians Adam. They are taking over the world wink

      In fact, I bet that C in your name stands for Canada eh?

      Canadian bacon is steeped in maple syrup so when you grill it it goes uber crunchy. I am yet to try it as the whole sweet meat on pancake combo is not sitting well. Pancakes are sweet things and I can’t get over the savoury mental barrier. I once new a girl who put vegemite on a crumpet - wtf? Jam or honey only please.

    • LauraBoBaura says:

      10:49am | 10/03/11

      AdamC - The bacon+maple syrup thing is an American, or maybe Canadian thing, my partner is a yank & I thought he was gross for years for eating it… until I tried it… and for some reason it’s freakin’ delicious! smile

    • Elphaba says:

      10:55am | 10/03/11

      I don’t know if my post went through last time…

      @AdamC, I have seen that - I guess it’s an extension of the French toast with bacon - yet another trick by the evil American overlords to get us hooked on bacon.

      Hang on, my bad… the conspiracy thread is a different one, lol

      Will you lot still respect me if I don’t like bacon?  My opinions are still the same - Labor Govt is incompetent, free will is paramount, and videogames should have an R18+ ratings system…

    • Aidan says:

      11:19am | 10/03/11

      I bet if Metallica wrote a song about bacon you’d like it.

    • LauraBoBaura says:

      11:22am | 10/03/11

      @fairsfair… I am guilty of both vegemiting crumpets and baconing pancakes. Oops.
      I’m sure that the folks from Masterchef would probably want me thrown into some kind of Food Re-education Camp for crimes against the palette.. smile

    • George says:

      11:24am | 10/03/11

      Maple Syrup - is that farmed in a humane fashion

    • Elphaba says:

      11:43am | 10/03/11

      @Aidan, sooooo funny.  Not.

    • James1 says:

      11:49am | 10/03/11

      Maple syrup is made from the tears of trees.

    • fairsfair says:

      12:15pm | 10/03/11

      hahaha James.

      How do you sleep at night Elphaba? Tree tears atop pancakes made from the crushed dreams of the wheat plant and the abducted children of the berry bush?

      You are a monster.

    • HappyCynic says:

      12:27pm | 10/03/11

      I hear the latest US invention with bacon is to dip the stuff in chocolate sauce…

      Then there’s the Bacon Explosion (http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/) for those who wish they could see their heart literally explode out of their chest and run away smile

    • Elphaba says:

      12:37pm | 10/03/11

      Hahaha, @James1 and fairsfair.  Tis true.  I shouldn’t be abe to sleep at night…

      Does anyone remember the ad from years and years ago for one of the pizza chain’s vego pizza?  ‘No animals were harmed in the making of this pizza.  But the vegetables…!”  Cue terrified vegies getting sliced.

      lol

    • NicoleG says:

      12:47pm | 10/03/11

      Er fairsfair, the only way to eat crumpets IS with Vegemite. Oh, and an inch of butter too.

    • TimB says:

      01:07pm | 10/03/11

      @ James- Delicious yummy tears.

      @ Elphaba- Don’t worry we still respect you wink  (Mostly smile )

      Actually the reaction here is pretty similar to the one I have when I meet people who don’t like chocolate. WTF?

    • AdamC says:

      01:11pm | 10/03/11

      HappyCynic,

      I am totally salivating over that Bacon Explosion. Though, one question: where’s the cheese? Imagine it with cheese oozing out of it as you slice it up. Well worth the cholesterol!

    • fairsfair says:

      01:39pm | 10/03/11

      @Nicole, Laura - this is really messing with my sense of what is right and wrong in this world. I hate it when you find that things/rules that you have always thought were so “normal” are in fact randomly broken by others without a second thought.

      Like the time I found out that others think it normal/acceptable to wee in the shower if you get the urge and you are already in there. Blew my mind it did. It lead to further investigation on my part where I was repeatedly advised that I was the strange one and that this is “normal behaviour”. How can that be?

      I’m adding vegemite on crumpet to the list of social conventions that I do not believe in but realise I am in the minority.

    • fairsfair says:

      06:14pm | 10/03/11

      LOL - I knew that would be a thread stopper. You should see what happens when you weive that into general conversation at a BBQ…

      I am not as off topic as I usually am though. I recently watched a doco on SBS about the history of food preservatives and the dude made his own bacon, preserving it with his own urine. At the end of the show he ate it on a sandwhich and said it was the best he’d ever eaten.

      Strangely though, it still hasn’t put me off bacon…

    • Shelly says:

      09:13am | 10/03/11

      Mmmm. Bacon. Everything’s better with bacon.

    • fairsfair says:

      10:11am | 10/03/11

      Yep, didn’t that wowser off Better Homes and Gardens even make that Bacon IceCream that one time?

    • Anne71 says:

      12:36pm | 10/03/11

      Agreed. In fact, I wish I was eating bacon right now. But the grease keeps dripping into the keyboard :(

    • George says:

      09:22am | 10/03/11

      I love bacon, I love it in the morning and the afternoon I love it in the evening underneath the moon - especially that stuff from teh Barossa Valley - those german descendents in wine country really know their bacon bits.
      I find it weird that we try to produce food cheaply, so we can over endulge and become obese.
      I subscibe to the buy well(animals treated kindly and taste really good), eat less of it. I know we can’t afford to always buy well, but if we continue to produce cheap food and eat too much we all end up lik ethe pigs sitting in pens, being so large we can’t turn around in our little apartments waiting for someone to save us or eat us.

    • stephen says:

      09:39am | 10/03/11

      Piglets make nice pets.

      Recipe : 2 pork chops doused with chinese 5 spice and paprika basted with Indonesian soy and lemon juice baked in the oven.
      Don’t eat the littl’ens though, go for old sows cause they take longer to digest and yer tend to get yer moneys worth.

    • Bilby says:

      09:53am | 10/03/11

      Chuck Norris’ birthday is in the middle of bacon week. Coincidence? I don’t think so.

    • SuziHB says:

      10:05am | 10/03/11

      As a Butcher’s daughter who worked for years in the Family business, I love my meat. The quality of all meat in Australia has diminished considerably since I was assisting my Father 38 years ago. As I have aged I have become more sensitive to some food, especially pork. I no longer eat pork in any way, shape or form.
      I used to cook my bacon in the oven on a rack over a dish that caught the fat. Crispy, almost fat free bacon is delectable, I must say. I don’t miss it though. IMHO we need to overhaul our meat industry and stop importing crap from OS. Australia has the best food industry in the World, I believe and we are exporting all the best stuff and importing all the rubbish.

    • Rossco says:

      10:33am | 10/03/11

      after 16 years in the Pig Industry, i think i have had enough of consumption, BUT, the beast itself is fantastic!. Gregarious little chaps and as friendly as billyo. Cruelty always pops it head up when those with a different agenda need space in the news paper, the only way to make money raising pigs is obvious to those that think about it, Feed Conversion Efficiency and , as a consequence, growth rates. The only way to achieve these targets is with calm, well cared for animals. The shit kickers in the business were booted out 30 years ago, and good riddance. As the owner of a three legged pig once said,” they are the smartest animal on the planet, why eat em all at once”!.
      Fork more Pork!, or not, but dont even think pig raising is all bashing, kicking, and abuse, never has been and never will. It’s a bit like the chicken steroid rubbish, idiots still believe it’s true.

    • Bacon rules says:

      10:48am | 10/03/11

      For all the true bacon lovers out there could I recommend subscribing to the blog Crispy on the Outside (http://crispyontheoutside.com/) admittedly US-based but awesome. Just like bacon.

    • Gordon Paterson says:

      10:51am | 10/03/11

      You can put lipstick on a pig but it’s still a PIG
      maybe this truth will awaken a reader to research the diseases
      attributed to the pig….
      i have 2 ways of studying and if you believe the Bible is the written word of God that is number one and if you are waiting for Jesus to return and firmly believe and he is closer than the world thinks…and if you look at Ezekiall 66:15-17 it says that those who consume the swines flesh ( pig) will be destroyed at Christ’s second coming , and we know that he is coming again Leviticuus tells the clean and unclean foods (pig is bad ) , it also says the no homosexual will enter into the kingdom of heaven but the media with ill informed worldly media that con the people to their own destruction by their lies and people just believe what some one else make sound good , the Bible says man will die from lack of knowledge..  do some research “it might save your life”

    • stephen says:

      11:06am | 10/03/11

      Recipe :
      Bacon - not too crisp - egg, (easy over) and tomato on a lightly toasted roll, smothered in bar-b-q sauce. S & P to taste.
      This is called the working-man’s Bible,(best eaten at smoko)  and I’ve even known the dumb AND homosexuals to nibble.
      (If Christ is coming a second time, it might be for the food.)

    • RGG says:

      11:12am | 10/03/11

      Verses right near the ones you quoted also command us to stone adulterers and witches. And yet here you are, posting on the internet, obviously not incarcerated for murder.

    • malohi says:

      11:14am | 10/03/11

      Wow really ? I had to check my calendar to see if it was 2011
      You start with a call to arms for people to research. Good idea i am with you. Pig can be unhealthy. Many would agree.
      But why base it on the supernatural word of god? Why not base it on logic and legitimate evidence, which is not too hard to find. Or would that entail using your inferior second way of research, the one that relys on the non-fiction section of the library.

    • Justin says:

      11:40am | 10/03/11

      Tell me more about this lipstick recipe of yours.

      I usually go with coriander & fennel, some thyme, salt & pepper & a bit of olive oil all mashed up in a mortar & pestle, but I’m open to new ideas.

    • rach says:

      11:42am | 10/03/11

      You can put lipstick on a troll but it’s still a troll….

    • Phil says:

      01:55pm | 10/03/11

      Gordon, at times like this, I am reminded of Saint Paul’s letter to the Corinthians: “Dear Corinthians,
                                      Having a great time, weather is bonza and the sheilas are bloody fantastic! Gotta go now, me and the boys are off for a surf,
      Seeyas when I get back,
      Yea Verily,
      Paul.”

    • Sherekahn says:

      10:54am | 10/03/11

      Am I misinformed?  I have believed for years that Pork products were banned from importation into Australia.
      If it is not so, how come we don’t see genuine Italian-Polish-Hungarian-German or other great European Sausages.
      Australian made smallgoods are no match for ‘the genuine article,’ just as CORIO Whisky was no match for the genuine scotch whiskey.
      Australia is also barren of such delights as English sausages and pork pies.
      As for buying the ‘cheapest possible,’  My son still wears some of my shirts bought in London during the 1960’s.  Unfortunately my shoes of the same period are not his size!

    • Jeswa says:

      10:56am | 10/03/11

      To quote the always inspiring Homer Simpson:

      “(Lisa) “I’m going to become a vegetarian”
      (Homer) “Does that mean you’re not going to eat any pork?”
      “Yes”
      “Bacon?”
      “Yes Dad”
      “Ham?”
      “Dad all those meats come from the same animal”
      “Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!””

      I lurrrve my bacon!

    • Luke says:

      10:58am | 10/03/11

      Lol wait till you see the amount of pus in your milk…...If anyone knew the truth it would kill the coffee industry

    • fairsfair says:

      11:16am | 10/03/11

      Thats why milk is heat treated (pasturised) - to kill of the bugs etc. A fair bit of blood and cow sh*t would get in there too…

      Nothing will put me off coffee! or bacon…

    • Kika says:

      11:26am | 10/03/11

      Lol - yeah. Maybe people should actually see what a dairy farm looks like and show them pictures of cows swollen infected udders maybe they will take 1 second to care what is actually in the milk they are drinking.

    • George says:

      11:39am | 10/03/11

      Comeon Kika,
      I breasted fed my kids and I had infected udders - my kids seem to be healthy and happy. Some of teh most digustign things are natural. havings aid that I hate milk

    • Dolt says:

      11:47am | 10/03/11

      thanks for that, i found this out recently but i’ve started to not care. half of what we eat if foul anyway. Snake blood and bile vodka anyone?

    • Kika says:

      02:54pm | 10/03/11

      Forgive me if I am wrong - but George- you breast fed the kids?

    • Ziggy says:

      11:06am | 10/03/11

      The Pig, if I am not mistaken,
      Gives us ham and pork and bacon.
      Let others think his heart is big,
      I think it stupid of the pig.
      - Ogden Nash

      Ham’s substantial, ham is fat
      Ham is firm and sound.
      Ham’s what God was getting at
      When He made pigs so round
      - Roy Blount Jr.


      And remember this - the secret to all good sausage id the finest pork fat!!!

    • fairsfair says:

      11:22am | 10/03/11

      Thats why they are called “Bangers”. Pork sausages used to contain so much fat they literally exploded. Hence the “prick with a fork” of old days. I’ve noticed you don’t have to do that anymore… hmmmm, times are changing. All the pig fat is being used in McDonald’s 50c cones.

      Your comment reminded me of this http://www.motifake.com/6045

      bahahaha!

    • HappyCynic says:

      11:56am | 10/03/11

      Pork Chorizo is still very high in fat and f***ing delicious.  I’m one of those naughty Jews who discovered the sacrilicious joy of consuming pigs (see below for a recipe that’s better than bacon and eggs).

      Finely dice 2 chorizo and chuck it in a hot pan (no oil needed) and fry til crispy, you’ll have enough flavoured pork fat left over to cook your 3-egg omelette in.  When the omelette is almost cooked through, chuck in tons of grated cheese on one half of the omolette, some diced tomato, a finely chopped (small) spanish onion and the chorizo then fold the omolette over to seal it all in and finish cooking while turning over regularly.  Once the cheese starts to ooze out it’s ready to eat and must be eaten immediately smile

      About a thousand times better than boring old bacon and eggs in my opinion smile

    • James1 says:

      01:56pm | 10/03/11

      I once tried cornflour pancakes cooked in bacon fat - apparently it is a New Hampshire specialty.  Tastes great with tree tears.

    • James1 says:

      03:02pm | 10/03/11

      That is the best thing I’ve ever seen.  Just when you thought it couldn’t get any better, they stuff it inside a pig and wrap it in bacon.  Awesome.

    • Gregg says:

      11:24am | 10/03/11

      Have we all forgotten that cute little squealer called Babe!

      Now what about feral goats, camels, horses, wild dogs and can’t we start using them to some good for the environment and our wildlife.

    • Kika says:

      11:31am | 10/03/11

      I never eat pork. The taste, smell and texture repulses me.  Piggeries are absolutely vile places too. I would only consider eating pork if it was 100% guaranteed free range and organic. The majority of the pork you get comes from digusting piggeries where the pigs are cramped into tiny stalls for their apparent “safety”. Well yeah pigs are smart they go nuts if they are kept in small confined places for long.

    • Phil says:

      12:45pm | 10/03/11

      Harden up Princess. I like my pig dead and tasty, and I couldn’t give a rat’s arse what sort of childhood it had.

    • DH says:

      02:20pm | 10/03/11

      Ho ho, the old ‘harden up princess’ response to someone who doesn’t like animal cruelty. Brilliant, insightful, intelligent and witty. But that’s just the pig. Unfortunately eating it won’t help you, Phil.

    • Phil says:

      02:54pm | 10/03/11

      DH by name, DH by nature.

    • No Cruelty Would be OK says:

      09:17am | 13/03/11

      Phil, you’ll be the one who hardens up princess, in your arteries, if you eat meat from a pig farmed in the typical inhumane and unhealthy conditions allowed in the pig industry.  Enjoy it, but it’s coming back to bite you on your bacon-loving backside, old fella.  And bang on with your witty retorts, it doesn’t make you any more relevant. I bet you wouldn’t have the guts to put a beast down, bleed it, then take a knife and skin/butcher it.  So does that make you a princess ? Yeah probably - you like your food frozen and shrink-wrapped, so you can carry on your low effort lifestyle.  Keep on justifying it and looking down on others…

    • winky says:

      12:26pm | 10/03/11

      doesn’t actually have any bacon in it though

    • winky says:

      12:25pm | 10/03/11

      australia needs more of a range of bacon. most ofits that thick suff that doesn’t crisp up. some streaky bacon would be nice.

    • Lead says:

      12:27pm | 10/03/11

      I wish people would stop complaining about the treatment of pigs. There’s a reason the chinese like to beat their dogs with a stick before consumption; the adrenalin tenderisers the meat. Who wants tough bacon? No one. Anyway, nothing tastes quite as good as bacon with a dash of crazy.
      As for people talking badly about poached eggs? HOW DARE YOU!? Who died and made you king of eggtown? I’m getting all the fat I need from my bacon, I don’t need to coat my egg in it either. It’s a shame some people’s palettes aren’t able to appreciate the subtle nuances of a soft poached egg and bacon flavour combination. Heathens.
      And lamb brains? There’s a reason I am so intelligent; I consume the brains of many animals. Too much fat makes you fat. Too much brain makes you brainy. Not enough makes you post on here.

    • Kika says:

      02:57pm | 10/03/11

      Well, Lead it is in your interest because you’re eating the meat that comes from those piggeries. If you don’t care now, you may care when the health problems start. And then I’m sure you’ll probably think like everyone else “Why me?”

    • Lead says:

      03:15pm | 10/03/11

      Kika, what are you talking about? I said I DO care. I like my meat to be tender, and it’s quite possible the piggie adrenalin is responsible for that. Besides a delicious fatty liver and crispy heart valves full of salty goodness, I can’t foresee any future health problems. I did drop and break my crystal ball the other day when I was trying to predict the cricket scores while eating KFC (the damn thing slipped out of my hand…), but I assume yours is working just fine. Please, do tell what delicious issues my health will come up against in the future. I want to allow my solicitors ample time to prepare when I find out who I need to sue.

    • GO VEGAN says:

      12:41pm | 10/03/11

      GO VEGAN

    • JK says:

      12:44pm | 10/03/11

      Disgusting. Unhindered access to the public ofwhere their food comes from and how its processed must be made available to all. Many minds would change. Just an observation, but its surprising to me that most people don’t seem to care much for the origins of their meal, but I’m sure they’d ask for a clean spoon at the cafe/restaurant if they dropped theirs. I’m not vegetarian, however pig products are out. By the way, if loving poached egss makes me a wanker, I’m fine with it.
      PS. there’s nothing better than a good latte in the morning.

    • Ben C says:

      01:15pm | 10/03/11

      Mmm, bacon *drools*.

      I remember an ad on TV a few years back, for a dog snack. The dog is sitting with a psychiatrist, and the psychiatrist is showing him picture cards, asking the dog to describe what he sees. His response to all of them? “Bacon!”

    • Steve of Cornubia says:

      02:12pm | 10/03/11

      Here’s one of my favourite dishes, easy peasy yet everybody loves it: fry a few rashers of streaky bacon slowly till most of the bacon fat has melted, then turn up the heat a bit and add a couple of chicken breasts. If you time it right, the bacon should be nice and crispy by the time the chicken is cooked.

      That’s all there is to it. Serve each breast with two or three crispy rashers plus your favourite vegs - delicious!

    • Wynn says:

      03:43pm | 10/03/11

      Mmmmm…. bacon for brekkie… ham off the bone for lunch…. pork belly for dinner… so much porky goodness smile

    • Vian says:

      04:29pm | 10/03/11

      You know, bacon is dead easy to make.  Get some pork belly (free range, cruelty free etc etc) stick it in a ziplock bag with salt, sugar and spices for 7-10 days and then either cook or smoke it till the internal temperature hits 60 degrees C. 

      All the yum,  none of the guilt.

    • thatmosis says:

      04:44pm | 10/03/11

      Hmmmm bacon, crisp and with eggs and baked beans, or better yet a pork roast with crackling and apple sauce, baked potatoes and pumpkin and peas just aldente with a light gravy and a nice wine, bliss.

    • Sparky says:

      05:22pm | 10/03/11

      If you want our farmers to abide by all these,“be nice to the pig” rules, while the countries we compete against arent even close to what we do now and you also want a good hourly rate of pay etc when the countries we compete against do not get payed well,  how can our farmers possibly compete.
      Our own government buys its stationery from China, there is no hope for any industry in this country anymore, it does not have the support of its countrymen.
      The good news is Bacon fixes all,pig out..

    • Caitlin says:

      10:06pm | 10/03/11

      I did wonder what “made from local and imported ingredients” meant. I thought it could mean the pork itself was imported but wasn’t sure. Unfortunately all the brands of bacon in the store carried the same label.

      I also thought that “bred free range” sounded a bit weasel-wordy. Sounds like I’m right to be suspicious. There should be clearer consumer protection.

      Clearly, people like Deb and Sad Sad Reality would have supported slavery back in the day. Cheap cotton - woo hoo!

      I’ve no sympathy for BJ either. It’s only a modern delusion that meat should be cheap. It used to be an occasional treat - and as a result, we were all healthier and the world was a better place. There’s plenty of ways to eat cheaply without enslaving animals to horrific conditions.

    • Dan says:

      11:38pm | 10/03/11

      “The big issue now is whether Australia has enough land for free range pig farming” Pigs are living and prospering across much of the continent, from the mountains to the outback to the tropics, without needing any help from humans. They are nothing if not hardy and adaptable - well, apart from commercial breeds which have had all the hardiness and adaptabilty bred out of them.

      This free-range pork is there for the taking, abundant, mostly lean, and free of growth hormones. Tasty too.

    • SkepDad says:

      11:42pm | 10/03/11

      Wtf is wrong with you people.  Here you all are, arguing about bacon when there are real problems in the world.

      Like why nobody has mentioned scrambled eggs yet.  There, I said it.  Oh I know what you’re thinking - “scrambled - the microwave pizza of egg preparation”.  Well pal, you clearly ain’t never had my scramblies. Salt, double cream, a dash of saffron and only barely barely cooked, on buttery toast.

      Seriously, chefs who serve dry, congealed egg cake and call it scramblies should be sent to The Hague.

      And for the record, bacon is murder.

      Delicious, tasty murder.

    • Caitlin says:

      06:22pm | 11/03/11

      Food production and food ethics IS a real problem in the world!

    • Paul Hyland says:

      07:35am | 11/03/11

      This is probably the most bacon-est news item I have read all day.  It’s sizzle-riffic.  If this is news, then it is a por-cine of things to come.  And I pay my taxes.

    • Caitlin says:

      06:23pm | 11/03/11

      LOL. It’s gam mon for the battle of the puns.

    • Amy says:

      08:11am | 11/03/11

      Do a search for Earthlings - it’s a movie that is a few years old and you can now watch it free on their website. Everyone that has cared enough to post here (whether for or against current practices) will find it interesting

    • Sad Sad Reality says:

      02:31pm | 11/03/11

      I found it shrill, predictable and lame. Where did you think meat came from? Yes it requires murder.

    • Michael Macbean says:

      10:19pm | 11/03/11

      To half of the pretentious tossers here. They are pigs, and have about 4 times the brain power of rats. Stop projecting human emotions and feelings to a beast who is happy its fed 4 times a day. They have as much a sense of mortality as Louis the fly. If we can fit 8 of them to a sty and cant do gymnastics in their free time…. but they provide us with crispy bacon, so be it. I want my 80c serving of bacon with my brekky and dont care how the porker was fattened or where or if she had a 40 inch plasma to watch while giving birth to 10 more piggies. Gimme a break!!! Spose you tossers haven’t even tried whale meat yet?

    • Sam says:

      01:05am | 12/03/11

      All you people who refuse to care about the animal on your plate: watch this, and you will want to be become a Vegan. When will people learn that eating meat is linked to cancer!!!!
      http://vimeo.com/20656976

    • OddCreature says:

      09:13am | 12/03/11

      Everything it linked to cancer Sam. The Vegan lifestyle is linked to nutritional deficiencies. So you can’t win either way.

      If you choose not to eat meat for ethical reasons, more power to you. But personally, I need heaps of protein because it helps me manage my weight (another thing linked to cancer). So for me, eating free range is the lesser of two evils.

      Besides - do a blind taste test on anyone, I promise you they’ll pick the free range eggs as the better tasting ones. Free range is clearly the way to go.

    • notSue says:

      07:23pm | 13/03/11

      @Odd Creature
      Please provide medical proof that a properly planned vegan diet is linked to nutritional deficiencies, because I challenge your assertion. Most vegans are extremely well educated re their dietary requirements to ensure they get the proper nutrition. (ie enough iron, calcium and protein especially) .Vegetarians in general work on a lower haemoglobin than meat -eaters however, their metabolism adjusts over time. There is only one amino acid provided by meat that cannot be synthesised by vegetarians.

      WTG with the free range (and hopefully cruelty -free) though..and of course, it’s a personal decision whether or not to eat meat.

    • Michael says:

      07:06am | 12/03/11

      Aussie food can be good… im not old enough to say that meat is better or worse than it was 20 years ago (yes im over 20 but like hell i can remember if it was a better steak…) but these days aussie companies are lazy, the farmers may produce top quality food, but they dont make effort to market it… Australian Apples are generally small and bitter or large and floury, and, for the most part, frozen for months to a year before reaching our shelves.. has anyone seen those chinese apples on our shelves now? THEY ARE GREAT, and depressingly they are apparantly fresher, they are picked, graded, packed, refigerated in a container and shipped to australia… we eat them as fresher, newer apples, than those supplied by the aussie industry… Does anyone see an issue with this? Pork, Apples… you name it our industry bodies and middle men need to start giving us the quality product, it may cost more but dammit ill pay for quality… Bacon and apple sauce here i come

    • Sam says:

      08:31am | 12/03/11

      It concerns me how many people out there don’t give a damn about all the suffering pigs go through in this country and the world, just so people can have roast pork, bacon and ham. You are contributing to the suffering on factory farms worldwide. Don’t believe me? Watch the following video and start being compassionate for once in your life. Then ask yourself, would you swap places with these highly intelligent animals. Meanwhile factory farms are the No. 1 cause of climate change in the world. Think about it:
      http://vimeo.com/20656976

    • Buffy says:

      09:22am | 12/03/11

      We shouldn’t be eating bacon. They are an unclean animal. It says so in the bible.

      And yes I know, food hygiene has changed a lot in the last century, and science has proven that it’s actually safe to eat ham, pork and bacon. But the bible says no, and we all have to do as the good book says, even if we aren’t Christian.

      It’s apparently a good enough reason to uphold the laws against gay marriage.

    • Goldenfaber says:

      06:17pm | 12/03/11

      That’s old testament not the new testament .

    • LC says:

      02:34pm | 13/03/11

      Having a 2000 year old book decide what’s right and wrong for society is NEVER a good thing, and your gay marriage example proves it.

    • Chris B says:

      12:20am | 13/03/11

      Ok, as a chef, I can understand both sides of the story here.
      We all have targets to meet, or budgets in the house if you will. This should never factor into how an animal has been treated to end up as food. I live and work in the UK, and am lucky enough to be able to literally go to my farmer and see how the animals are raised.
      Unlike Danish pork, UK reared pork MUST BE LABELLED clearly to show how it was bred, where the farm is and what breed of pig. Better still, it has to be marked on the skin to show which farm its come from.
      The lifestyles of animals is getting better and much more humane, and therefore the meat tastier and more tender.
      For those of you that want cheap meat, by all means eat your rubbish, but have a think about the absurd methods by which these animals have been farmed!

    • Terry M says:

      06:07am | 13/03/11

      I love Bacon, but sadly i just found out there is a certain IGA store in the north of Perth which has stopped selling pork due to the owners religious views. Now i just wanted to point out that we are in Australia and we eat pork, funnily enough we love the BACON. My mate made a great observation the other day, We hate Tofu and think it tastes horrible but we dont stop shop owners from buying it and we also don’t stop the haters from eating it.
      I think Australia should wake up to this sort of tragedy, we should be able to eat the BACON when and where we like.

    • jack thomas says:

      10:17am | 13/03/11

      wahe up our bacon in Australia is TASTLESS… WHY ?/ BECAUSE GOV has decreed that only grain can be fed to them .... when o/seas it is great to taste real bacon again…...

    • deads says:

      11:16am | 13/03/11

      Gave up on the supermarket rubbish they call bacon.
      I now buy pork bellies, brine, smoke and slice it myself.
      takes about a week, but ive never had bacon that tasts so good and it doesn’t shrivel down to nothing when cooked

    • Dark Horse says:

      12:12pm | 14/03/11

      Having had to suffer the indignity of eating “beef” bacon during my stint in the Middle East, I’m happy to eat most genuine bacon products. However, I do prefer those with lower levels of visible fat and usually select Australian made.

      At least there are no effing “Halal” messages on the bacon products.

    • KD says:

      01:44pm | 17/03/11

      Quite aside from the actual content of this story, I’m just happy to know that not everyone is as stupid as McDonalds and knows what a “rasher” is.  Those stupid “fancy schmancy” ads drive me crazy talking about “Don Rasher Bacon” as if “rasher” is a type, rather than a slice, of bacon.

    • whatthe? says:

      03:34pm | 19/03/11

      I think free range pork is one of the most cruel and environmentally damaging farming methods ever. Not only do the pigs foul the water ways and soil, but it uses excessive amounts of carbon to produce the same product. The mortality rates are significantly higher in piglets. But somehow, the animal liberationists have convinced us that its more humane. Why have they done this? They want everyone to become vego and not use animals at all. They don’t care about the detrimental welfare outcomes of the animals along the way, as long as people stop eating meat. So what if that piglet gets crushed to death by it’s mother that weighs 250 times more than she does? And they most certainly don’t care whether or not if you can feed your family. Brian Sherman is a multimillionaire who will never have this problem.

 

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