Australia loves a winner, but not with the same affection as we love a loser.

Our entire national psyche is built on it. Triumph over adversity is great, but what is more important is effort.

Ned Kelly fought the law, and lost, and we loved him for it.

The Anzacs had a crack at an impossible task, lost, and became legend.

Bodyline wouldn’t have the same heroic ring if we picked ourselves off the canvas and won the series.

Two of Don Bradman’s most famous innings are his first ball duck in the Melbourne Bodyline Test, and his second-baller at the Oval in his last innings, and Greg Chappell is more famous for his string of ducks in the early eighties than for any of his centuries.

And I can’t help thinking Collingwood’s incredible supporter base is because of, not in spite of, their abysmal strike rate in grand finals.

We love our champions, but we don’t want them to be supermen. For the masses to truly embrace a sportsman, he needs to fail once in a while. Just like us.

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    • Ed says:

      08:39am | 25/09/09

      On the basis of your contribution Timmy, I’m getting ready to immortalise my team after they take on the Dogs tonight…

    • R.E.L. says:

      09:25am | 25/09/09

      Tim, this is great and a long time coming.
      Aussies have always, for some bizarre reason, loved a loser over a winner.
      When the Socceroos reached the second round of the WC2006, someone told me that they were “overachievers”.

      It’s part of the Little Australia mentality that we are nobodies. When John Howard spent his entire Prime Ministership elevating our reputation around the world, he was accused of forcing us to “punch above our weight”. What garbage. We have much to be proud of when we win!

    • Mark says:

      01:51pm | 25/09/09

      Codswallop! 
      When Australia wins, you never hear the end of it “ozzie ozzie ozzie…..”
      When Australia loses it’s always because ‘we wuz wronged , but fair dinkum - we’ll celebrate anyway coz we woulda won had the ref /umpire not been so bloody obviously biased!”

    • jobaul says:

      06:28pm | 25/09/09

      What about Ricky Ponting loosing the ashes twice especially loosing the Test at Lords. One of our most memorable looser I would say. Maybe the team is top heavy with Tasmanians. Boon and Cox as selectors, and Ponting and Hilffy as players.

 

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