Just over 10 years ago the Australian Labor Party was drawing back on a satisfying post-coital cigarette after the men and women of its number joined together to embrace an affirmative action rule.

They were heady days, externally at least. Helen Reddy’s I Am Woman blared out on the conference floor in Hobart, with smiles for the cameras right across the chromosomal spectrum.
I remember a telling conversation back then with former Senator John Quirk about one of those messy pre-selection stinks which the South Australian branch had mastered following the collapse of the once-ascendant Centre-Left faction. Showing a degree of enthusiasm for Emily’s List shared by many male colleagues, Senator Quirk, who in his spare time was a keen goat shooter, captured the personnel challenges now facing the party.
“The problem we’ve got comrade is that we’ve got to get more skirt in here,” Quirk said.
The politically incorrect ambivalence displayed by the likes of Senator Quirk is now academic. Labor has met its gender targets and the Rudd Government has set a record for female frontbench representation.
For the first time in the nation’s history, on account of their numbers, it is possible to conduct a Van Onselen-esque report card on the respective performances of the men and women within this administration.
And while this most definitely isn’t an attempt to bludge an invite to the Ernie Awards, it can be argued that, especially after budget week, the women in this government might just be shading the men.
The shining light, obviously, is Julia Gillard. The DPM, as she’s affectionately known by her Jonestownish staff and Caucus chums, obviously took a hit over the BER dramas. But her handling of the scandal, where she put herself out there as a human shield for the PM, won her new respect from colleagues and praise from the press. She called an inquiry, copped it sweet and moved on, secure in the knowledge that most schools had never seen that kind of money anyway and were perfectly happy with what they received.
Her biggest success has been the MySchool website, where this week she stared down the teachers unions and forced them to abandon their NAPLAN test ban.
The respect she commands across the factions may prove to be Rudd’s biggest headache should he secure a second term.
Health Minister Nicola Roxon has spent more time with Rudd than anyone over the past couple of months, with the exception of Wayne Swan. She played a significant role in securing the support of the states for the health takeover and, this week, was one of the few ministers who managed to secure any extra funding with a whopping $2.2 billion in the kick for GPs and nurses.
If she can steer it through Parliament Jenny Macklin is about to make history as the first Families Minister to oversee the implementation of paid parental leave.
Kate Ellis has copped flak for ignoring the rule that you can only talk about body image if you look like Andrea Dworkin, attracting robust criticism over her Grazia shoot in the same week Joe Hockey appeared on television in a tutu. Without discounting her childcare woes, she deserves a tick for doing what no other junior minister could in this budget, securing record funding of $195 million for Australian sport, averting a distracting election-year battle with the Olympic mafia.
If not for the vagaries of Liberal Party politics and the cowardice of her boss, Penny Wong would be right up the top of this list. She played Ian McFarlane off a break in her ETS negotiations and had locked in a deal which Malcolm Turnbull was happy to support, only to see the package crumble at one minute to midnight as a result of the Abbott ascendancy. She might have failed in terms of continuing to pursue the ETS, but she has had failure foisted upon her by Rudd.
On the male side of the ledger, here’s a back-of-a-beer-coaster assessment of a few of the fellas: Peter Garrett has gone from electrifying people’s homes to helping koalas cross the road, Chris Bowen has taken the Tippex to his CV to airbrush any reference to FuelWatch or GroceryWatch, Stephen Conroy has alienated young voters with his ham-fisted handling of the net filter and seems set to bankrupt the country with broadband, Chris Evans has presided over two different positions on asylum seekers, the tough but fair one and the tough one, and Joel Fitzgibbon is the only minister to have been sacked.
Perhaps the lesson from all this is that behind every struggling male minister there’s a perfectly competent female backbencher.
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