Seen the mock Facebook status updates of historical events?

Shane and Doug, December Alpha Magazine

They’re great fun, and at Alpha magazine, where I worked until yesterday, we thought we’d throw together one of our own.

Alpha’s ingenious art director Darren Gover has put together the brilliant page below. Check it. It’s a mock Facebook feed of the birth of cricket’s Bodyline scandal.

Historical Facebook by Darren Gover

The original is on Page 41 of the current print version of Alpha, which has cricketers Shane Watson and Doug Bollinger on the cover.

Expect more mischief of this calibre when the first digital version of Alpha for the iPad goes on sale in December. The gratuitous plug endeth here. Enjoy online Bodyline.

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    • MarK says:

      12:53pm | 19/11/10

      I like this.

      We could actually make a facebook page of The Punch and the usual suspects

      A++ for Friday fun

    • trop says:

      02:16pm | 19/11/10

      As anyone ever noticed that Doug Bollinger looks exactly like Steve Kerrigan from The Castle….....

    • Lauren says:

      03:01pm | 19/11/10

      bahahaha. thanks for brightening up my crappy afternoon!

    • James says:

      02:19pm | 19/11/10

      Very funny, very well thought out - made me LOL.
      Me likes this smile

    • Davoss says:

      02:20pm | 19/11/10

      yeah these thing are becoming pretty common.

      lamebook.com is always good for a laugh

    • Rowdy says:

      06:07pm | 20/11/10

      Yes!!!! Lamebook is the site I read when I scoff my sandwich at work. You really do have to check it out!!

    • Ant says:

      02:30pm | 19/11/10

      You mean the usual unusual suspects

    • Justin says:

      02:36pm | 19/11/10

      There is an error on the thread. Notice how Bradman replied “5 Hours ago”, then Jardine’s following comment says “77 Years ago”....bang!

    • Widget says:

      03:13pm | 19/11/10

      5 hoiurs ago “via carrier pigeon”. So yes, it was a bit delayed.

    • David says:

      02:37pm | 19/11/10

      The world does not revolve around facebook… ffs

    • Watto says:

      02:55pm | 19/11/10

      HAHAHAHA, have a bloody teary David ya pelican.

    • martinX says:

      03:03pm | 19/11/10

      3,125 people like The Punch.

      They have more followers that contributors.

    • Adrian says:

      04:15pm | 19/11/10

      David is obviously still on myspace

    • Brad says:

      02:49pm | 19/11/10

      Saw this in Alpha the other day. Gave me a good chuckle. Very clever.

    • Ben says:

      03:00pm | 19/11/10

      U MAD? David

    • Rowdy says:

      03:06pm | 19/11/10

      Rowdy likes this!!

    • ros says:

      03:30pm | 19/11/10

      LOVE it!!!

    • Old Salt says:

      04:14pm | 19/11/10

      gold, absolute gold.  Nicely done, and the FB version of historic events is hilarious, love the cockroaches - “whatevs”, funny, funny stuff!

    • S.L says:

      06:21am | 20/11/10

      Very clever and funny. I’ll say one thing though. I’m as big a critic as anybody of our over exposed/ overpaid/ overcelebrated cricket team but I don’t think we should be writing them off yet! The Pommy cricket team can choke as good as any All Black Rugby team at world cup time or St George and Collingwood at finals time! (this year was mearly a glitch)

    • Dan says:

      09:35am | 20/11/10

      I love Jardine’s response to Larwood about working in the mines. Now THAT was a real captain! :D

    • Ton says:

      01:25pm | 23/11/10

      Having read Larwoods bio I believe Jardine DID say something to that effect . Then Jardine praised him for winning the Ashes. Then stabbed him in the back, along with the MCC, Notts CC and half of England.

      No wonder he emigrated - would love to see a Lamebook string of that!

    • CJ says:

      10:57am | 20/11/10

      Disclosure: Alpha magazine is published by News Ltd, owner of News Digital Media, which publishes The Punch. So this “article” is an ad - nothing less. What a disgrace.

    • G says:

      08:08am | 21/11/10

      I think Doug Bollinger should hand in his “man card” for dancing in the Vodafone ad.  And I wonder if he gets girls with that Quasimodo mug!

    • bigmuzz says:

      09:45am | 23/11/10

      i disagree…. dougie is the best thing about aussie cricket at the moment, he is the only one in the team who seems to actually have a personality! raspberry

 

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