A dear Trevor letter
Dear Trevor Grace,
I write to commend you on your candidacy in the upcoming SA state election.
For too long, our government has been a slave to the neo-leftist, baby hating and quite frankly DISGUSTING collection of man-hating feminists intent on destroying every beautiful soul chosen by God to populate this green planet. And I say green because as you so rightly hint at on your website, climate change is nothing but a LIE perpetuated by beardy-weirdies intent on taxing the hard working because their own laziness and pursuit of the ARTS means they can neither afford air-conditioning nor a house to put it in.
It’s men like you who are leading the fight against this ridiculous assertion for ‘equality’ driven by women either too ugly to find a man and therefore consumed by bitterness, or women who have yet to realise the beauty and simple satisfaction of having babies and looking after their menfolk.
Trevor, there’s a reason why women have a womb and it’s not so they can wear despicable T-shirts demanding that heroic Defenders of Babies like you and our future Prime Minister Tony Abbott can stay out of them.
God provides all his children with a comfortable and cozy waiting room until they can make their glorious descent through that most wondrous of canals into the bright shining lights of His creation - otherwise, why would women have them? It is their most IMPORTANT and NECESSARY function and those vile, mentally disturbed witches who seek to deny this are denying the orders of our highest creator - and Trevor, you and I both know that they have blood on their hands and come Judgement Day HE WILL NOT BE HAPPY!
See, it’s men like you and me and Tony who really get it, you know? A woman without a baby has about as much use to this world as a fruit bowl without a lovely assortment of bananas.
Frankly, I’m astonished that a woman wouldn’t jump for joy on finding out she’s pregnant because her true purpose has been realised! No longer will she feel Epmty and Worthless because all this time she’s been flailing about with no rhyme or reason to her existence. Babies complete women because – as the Good Lord says – it is their role to nurture and provide and make sure their husband is serviced in a manner befitting of the Head of the Household, and if that means getting him a scotch and rubbing his feet when he comes home then she should be happy to do so.
Trevor, I remember a time when women were happy to serve both their masters and did it with a comely smile on their face - but then that Germy Greer got her hands on the lot of them and brainwashed them and now look! Anarchy.
Trevor, I know you’re probably getting a lot of stick from the leftist fascists over this one, but you just keep your chin up okay? You have taken on the often treacherous role of performing one of God’s Greatest Missions - that is, keeping women in line. Give them an inch and they’ll take a mile. Trevor, don’t even get me STARTED on Julia Gillard, with her short hair and smug pretensions to leadership! It’s a disgrace!
The point is that it is entirely right and fair that, if you have to use misleading and (let’s be honest) fairly false information to decry the HEINOUS genocide of children, then you should be allowed to do so!
It may be true that most abortions occur in the first 12 weeks and that late term abortions are an absolute last resort for mothers and are performed because the fetus is considered unviable. It may even be true that the decision to abort is, for many women, fraught with difficulty and remains painful for long periods afterwards.
But what men like you and I know is also true is that the right of a blob of cells with no sentient understanding of the world around them and indeed no history has absolutely MORE of a right to autonomy than that of a fully formed woman with a myriad of complex reasons as to why she can’t possibly have a baby - and if you have to use misleading photographs of fully formed babies as if they are the true victims of the Feminist Abortion Conspiracy to remind them of the enormous amount of guilt that they have a Moral Obligation to feel, then more power to you my friend.
If we can’t win with truth telling, we may as well win with lies right? That’s a little something I picked up from our former great PM Mr Howard (and a sad day it was when this country of peabrained, hemp wearing, marijuana smoking hippies decided to oust him, let me tell you. I knew KRUDD was a DUD when the first thing he did was apologise to the ‘stolen’ generations, money grubbing liars that they are. If you need to know more about that, I suggest you read Andrew Bolt. I can send you some articles if you like?)
To be frank Trevor, I’ve worked myself into quite a lather writing this note to you. The feminists will do that to you every time. Just sing out if you need any help defending your corflutes, okay?
And Trevor - I’ll be voting for you come Election Day. If there’s one thing I demand in my political candidates, it’s the belief that women need to be told what to do with their bodies. Because the Good Lord knows their brains are too full of twaddle to properly assess the situation themselves. That’s why he gave them babies to take care of.
Yours in Patriarchy,
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