It’s not often in politics that a single sentence can guarantee you victory in four vital seats which have historically been among the most volatile and closely-fought in the Federal Parliament.

Julia Gillard at the age of 17 in her Unley High uniform.

But Adelaide’s own ex-pat Melburnian Prime Minister Julia Gillard may have done just that with one inspired and clearly-enunciated line in her debut press conference as Labor Party Leader.

“I grew up in the great state of South Australia…”

When I heard Gillard say that line - oddly enough while in South Africa covering the World Cup, lying in bed in my hotel room at 4am watching her first press conference as leader live on Sky UK - I involuntarily shouted “You beauty!” upon feeling a surge of genuine if mildly embarrassing state pride.

A lot of other South Australians would have done the same thing, regardless of whether they’re Labor, Liberal or ideologically ambivalent.

Australia’s most elegant and liveable state has long been under-represented in our national political leadership. In fact it hasn’t really been represented at all.

It’s a painful thing to admit, but even Western Australia and Tasmania have had prime ministers in John Curtin and Joseph Lyons. SA has never had the honour, despite some of the State’s more desperate boosters mischievously claiming Bordertown-born Bob Hawke as one of ours, despite the fact that he grew up in Perth and represented the Melbourne seat of Wills as Opposition Leader and then as PM.

And when it comes to our one solitary Leader of the Opposition, many South Australians feel a bit like the people of Florida do about their contribution to the Office of the President. Alexander Downer might have grown into a very effective and widely respected Foreign Minister - despite an early start in the portfolio which combined a deluge of damaging leaks with a spectacular episode of cross-dressing - but his heady eight month and three week stint as Opposition Leader in 1994-1995 owed more to stand-up comedy than politics.

Paul Keating’s description of Downer upon his ascent to the leadership as “the idiot son of the Adelaide aristocracy, born not with a silver spoon but the entire cutlery service in his mouth” was a typically savage assessment from the acid-tongued PM, laden with the crass South Australian stereotyping you’d expect from an uncouth product of convict Sydney. It also accurately presaged Downer’s hilarious stint as the alternative PM.

I am not sure whether it was rehearsed or spontaneous but Julia Gillard’s line about the great state of South Australia was a smart bit of button-pushing for a place that probably feels a bit forgotten on the national stage. When she made the remark I made a mental note to see what kind of treatment that line received in my old newspaper The Adelaide Advertiser; when I came home and caught up with all the coverage, there it was in large type on the front page, given due prominence in an extracted quote running over the top of that historic edition marking the elevation of our first female PM.

It is quite clear that Gillard feels a genuine affection for and affinity with SA, where her parents have resided since emigrating from Wales when she was a little girl. Unlike Hawkie, she really did spend her formative years here, growing up in Mitcham, attending Unley High where she became the head prefect, enrolling in Arts at the University of Adelaide before heading to Melbourne and joining the Australian Union of Students.

(As an aside, it’s funny to note how over here in the eastern States, Gillard’s references to attending a public school in Adelaide have been wrongly taken to signal some kind of Grapes of Wrath upbringing in a poorly resourced, low-achieving government school. The reality as all South Australians know is that Unley High is the private school you have when you’re not having a private school, about the only state school in SA which has a rowing program and takes part in desperately snooty Head of the River regatta, or indeed that the worst thing that has ever happened in the suburb of Unley is that all of the cafes once ran out of friands at the same time.)

As a result of all this, in the space of a few weeks Labor Party figures in South Australia have gone from being utterly terrified at the prospect of backlash against Kevin Rudd, who had lumbered himself with an ill-conceived and woefully managed mining tax, to being extremely relaxed with Julia Gillard.

Her ability to neutralise the mining tax so quickly has been part of that turnaround in resources-rich SA. But a big part stems from their conviction that Gillard’s SA links have been identified and welcomed by voters in the State, so much so that the four key Labor seats of Kingston (4.4 per cent) Hindmarsh (5.1 per cent) Wakefield (6.6 per cent) Makin (7.7 per cent) are now seen as being holdable. There’s even a bullish minority within the ALP which believes that if any seat changes hands it will be Sturt, held by senior Liberal frontbencher and leading moderate Chris Pyne by a worrying 1 per cent margin.

The possible downside for the ALP is in the Sunshine State, where party figures who have no real affection for Kevin Rudd still fear that there could be a voter backlash at the brutal treatment Caucus meted out to the local boy. Gladstone-based backbencher Chris Trevor might have got a few giggles this week with his hairy-chested statement that he was so distressed by the dumping of Kevin Rudd that he’d thought about quitting politics, but had now decided not to quit after all. But at the core of his comments was the feeling, backed up by reader comments on Queensland news sites, that Rudd had been done wrong. The extent of that feeling is unclear. It’s for this reason that Julia Gillard and the more prominent members of her team are likely to be campaigning harder in Queensland than anywhere else in the coming weeks.

As a long-standing resident of SA, Julia might feel that she’s spent enough time here anyway.

The one final point I’d make about her SA background involves the vital question of the SANFL. Much has been made of the fact that we now have a woman for PM. Surely of equal if not greater importance is the fact that we also have a Sturt supporter as PM, bringing with it the hope that, at long last, we may finally be able to hold a Royal Commission into the result of the 1978 Grand Final.

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    • steve parker says:

      06:19am | 16/07/10

      Ah yes David - maybe some in and from the suburbs of Marion may be swayed by such claptrap - but I notice at the Press Club yesterday, at which you were probably at, she calls herself also a Melburnian, a Melbourne Storm follower, sits with Western Bulldogs scarf draped around her. You above all people should know you can’t have it both ways. Either its State of Origin or AFL - not both. Anyway, I am interested in her rat cunning traits recently on display and policies - not where she went to Sunday school, or when she started wearing a trainer bra.

    • Billy B says:

      08:04am | 16/07/10

      Me too Steve!

    • Liz says:

      08:09am | 16/07/10

      Love it! Let’s hear it for SA and our old school!!!

    • Stephen says:

      08:37am | 16/07/10

      I don’t give a rats a**e where Julia came from (wasn’t it Wales?) all I want to see is a competent PM leading a competent government and, so far, I haven’t seen any of that in this “new look” Labor government.

    • Joan says:

      09:21am | 16/07/10

      SA should look more closely at her CV - the things that influence policy such as Gillards time with Socialist Forum which she draws on, as she forms policies such as Fair Work. And when will Gillard graduate from L-plate to P plate politician/PM as daily,  after each debacle we hear yet another assurance that she has learned from her mistakes and expects Australians to accept her as a novice at the wheel moving Australia forward from one crash to another as if travelling in a dodgem car.

    • george says:

      09:36am | 16/07/10

      DILLards new catchcry - trust me - i’ll shaft you (ask Kev)

    • Adam Diver says:

      09:45am | 16/07/10

      Hopefully you jest Penbo. Otherwise it comes at no surprise we get the level of incompetence and disdain from ou elected officials. If coming from SA is a voteswinger, we may as well disolve the federation and operate as seperate colonies.

    • Anniebello says:

      10:35pm | 17/07/10

      I’m for the separate colonies or maybe just drop the eastern third into the sea.

    • Brad Coward says:

      10:21am | 16/07/10

      Julia “Sparkles” Gillard grew up in South Australia, you say ?  Oh, in that case Labor automatically owns every federal seat there.  Conservative candidates down even bother !  Julia “Sparkles” Gillard grew up in South Australia.  The election has been decided by the great state !

      Poppycock !

    • Andrew says:

      10:22am | 16/07/10

      I thought she was a 10 pound immigrant from Barry, Wales? This is a little bit of a puff piece David isn’t it? She’s from SA wow! now that proves she’s Prime Minister material? What a vote changer that will be for her. No wonder the unions got behind her? WTF

    • Arnold Layne says:

      11:13am | 16/07/10

      Doesn’t look like much of a redhead to me.  Anyone can claim to be a ranga with the right bottle of dye!

    • Tails says:

      11:46am | 16/07/10

      By that rationale, everyone who dyes their hair red will vote for her, as will every woman, as will every immigrant, as will every backstabber.
      She’s home and hosed.

    • Danielle says:

      11:50am | 16/07/10

      Love your stuff on Adelaide Pembo. We made the move back with the young ‘un about a year ago after a decade in the east around about when you had your very funny but a little sentimental piece about coming back here for christmas. JG is considered by Adelaidians as an Adelaidian and Melbournians don’t care where the PM is from – thereby being a fabulous result for the ALP who get to claim two homestates. I sincerely doubt Sturt (the seat) is up for grabs this time – the one shot out of the barrel was the last election and it was a botched job from the beginning. And if the PM has time to deal with the SANFL, with all due respect to the Sturt GR debarcle, I’d prefer she spent that time belting some heads together to build a city stadium. Don’t care where. Don’t care how. JUST DO IT.

    • AG says:

      12:07am | 19/07/10

      The linked video was obviously produced by someone from Norwood (the winners of the 1978 GF), as it contains none of the footage that would have convicted Des Foster of his criminal act late in the last quarter.

      Rick Sarre is the ALP candidate for Sturt, and while he is a very smart and capable man, I have no idea whether he has the campaigning skills to pull it off against young Christopher Pyne.

    • Amber says:

      12:24pm | 16/07/10

      Has SA ever produced anything but lefties?

      DILLARDS is a major department-store chain in the US -currently facing going out of business.
      I wish!

    • Mandy Newman says:

      12:31pm | 16/07/10

      A lovely piece - thanks for a great read - can you write something like that in your AWW column?

    • Lucy says:

      01:12pm | 16/07/10

      She doesn’t even have red hair, if you look you can see really she’s grey. She has grey roots, her hair isn’t even dyed properly, and in the pic above as a kid she’s not red either?

    • Ned says:

      01:46pm | 16/07/10

      This column is typical of the Adelaide mentality. Obsessed with its place in the world while the rest of the world couldn’t give a rat’s rear end. Have you noticed the big boys - Sydney, Brisbane and Melbourne - just couldn’t care less whether the PM comes from their city or they have the tallest building or the most hours of sunshine or whatever (OK, Melbourne used to go on like this, but has since grown up).

      How could anyone with an ounce of grey matter between the ears think that because Julia grew up in Adelaide, the whole of South Australia will vote Labor? What sort of parochial nonsense is this?

      Adelaide, you have so far to go. Why don’t you start with actually having your shops open at times people want to shop? Then you could put a second carriageway on your one-way freeway followed by running your tram (there’s only one) to places that actually benefit commuters. After you’ve done all that, get a decent parliament. The current one has overtaken the ACT as the standing joke of Australian legislatures.

      In case you think I’m an outsider bashing poor little Adelaide, note where I come from.

    • george of burnside says:

      03:00pm | 16/07/10

      Ned you clearly demonstrate your lack of grey matter as an Adelaide resident. If you did in fact look outside of your obsession with self,  you would have noticed the Queenslanders were quite proud of the (then) PM coming from their state. (yes whiners, before you post…not all of them..). Ned, you have so far to go. Go the rangas

    • Jim says:

      03:24pm | 16/07/10

      “I come from the great state of South Australia” makes your pulse race?  Gorblimey! This lying woman would say whatever it takes,

    • AG says:

      12:04am | 19/07/10

      Ned, mate - I think you need a dose of perspective.

      The big boys, as you refer to them, may not care so much where the PM comes from, but in the old days the certainly used to. But as for who has the tallest building, is the most liveable, etc - they fall over each other for those titles, and slag the others when one of them lands it instead. The old Sydney/Melbourne rivalry is still alive and well (grow up - my ar?e!), and nowadays the SEQ megopolis and mining-fuelled Perth want to stake their claims as major cities of the world too.

      Sensible Adelaidians realize we ain’t in that league, and we don’t wish to be either - we have our own niche market where you can still afford a house, still get around easily, and don’t have to take your credit card when you go out for steak at lunchtime.

      Julia is just like anyone else trying to win votes, as she’ll use any tenuous links that she can. So far she’s pitched for the following groups:
      - women
      - rangas
      - Welsh immigrants
      - South Australians
      - Victorians
      - Western Bulldogs supporters
      - Storm supporters (lets see her get the penalties quashed - that might win some votes?)
      - atheists
      - lefties

      Did I leave anyone out?

      As for the one-way expressway, I would have to agree - but Mikey Rann has beaten you to the punch and has promised duplication. And the tram goes all the way through the city now (do you ever get into the City Ned?). Everyone thought it a sad joke to start with but the populace just loves it now!

      And to refer to the SA Parliament as the joke of Australian legislatures demonstrates the monumental omission of the state of NSW (frankly I think we’d finish over halfway down the list after NSW, WA, ACT, Qld, & Tas).

    • M says:

      03:07pm | 16/07/10

      Would Gillard sacifice SA if it got in her way?

      Ask KRudd.

    • Ned says:

      03:32pm | 16/07/10

      Ah George, you prove my point.

    • Robert Smissen Rural SA says:

      04:12pm | 16/07/10

      She was a South Australian like she was welsh, NOW she is a Victorian & will screw SA 6 ways to Sunday, just like all the others.  He fake “I love SA” speech is as fake as her red hair.Spoth Australia & the rest of Oz will march down the road to perdition under a Gillard government, in fact I think Oz is in more danger from Gillard than we ever were from Little Kevvy.

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      12:37am | 17/07/10

      What danger? Gillard has joined the Republican Party? Sarah Palin is coming to Australia? Abbott has installed a hotline to the Vatican? We must know…..

    • Leigh says:

      05:43pm | 16/07/10

      what a load of crap Pembo, take off the rose coloured glasses

    • PaulB says:

      08:01pm | 16/07/10

      Forget the Royal Commission into the 1978 SANFL Grand Final in which that most learned of umpires, Mr. Des Foster awarded a fully deserved free kick to Mr. P. Gallagher of the Norwoods, thus depriving the Unley Handbags of an undeserved Premiership. What about a Royal Commission into how much caffeine, or other stimulant, Rick Davies had ingested before the 1976 Grand Final when the Handbags stole the flag from its rightful owners, the ancient and honourable Port Adelaide Football Club. He must have taken something that day!

    • alan says:

      10:02pm | 16/07/10

      in hope .S.A does get to their sences and vote this woman out.t,but s.a. has so many socialistic ways,so many un married mothers,so many children got NO hope.so many ways that are for assylumm seekers,so many bad laws,so many idiots like gillard,remember the way SHE got rid of our p.m.
      ex labor

    • Tim says:

      04:26pm | 01/10/10

      Alan… You’re not too bright are you. When you criticise the just about every facet of our lives and the policies that govern them, make sure you’re using the correct punctuation or you just look like a fool. Are you a fool?

      As for all this parochial nonsense as to which city/state is the best. I don’t buy into that, I just know Adelaide is the best… wink

    • DD Ball says:

      10:26pm | 16/07/10

      She was pretty when she was a child, as in this picture, with a sweet smile and open features not suggestive of the hard bitten deviousness she exhibits today.
      It is a pity she has made such hard personal life choices that encumber her time as PM with baggage. She is a creature of the far left, offering nothing of what she promised in her press talk yesterday. She talks of surplus budgets as if she hadn’t opposed all the ones Australia had recently, and provided massive debt.

    • Jason CR says:

      11:00pm | 17/07/10

      She loved SA so much she moved to Melbourne.  Loyalty is her middle name, didnt’ you know that?  Ask Kev

    • Pete says:

      01:36pm | 19/07/10

      Whay in the world would anyone fake red hair?

    • Adelaide Dad says:

      11:37am | 22/07/10

      Adelaide Education Shame - “The Prime Minister was extraordinarily well briefed on South Australian issues - She is very proud of her SA heritage and Adelaide education.”“SA Premier Rann said. On the school uniforms issue Julia Gillard said, “I believe in a fair go for high quality education for every child, every child”. JULIA Gillard has slammed Tony Abbott’s pledge to dump community cabinet meetings, saying they allow ministers to meet real Australians Nice one Julia, at a Community Cabinet meeting in Adelaide you were made aware of the high prevalence of childrens Autism & Pervasive developmental disorders in SA - My 8 year old son’s special education class ends at year 3 (Yes, just ends!). Your Building the Education Revolution (BER) with my TAX money since then has got his South Australian school a new Japanese classroom, a new computer room and a new music room, but no year 4 classroom for 8 special education students to move onto and beyond. All-over SA is like this. Wasted my TAX on your new-age Labor ideological spin that keeps you in power and does nothing for core Labor battlers. Watch your back… Bill shorten has an easier path to the lodge now. Also, SA state Labor disability minister Jennifer Rankine did not excuse her self from a state community cabinet meeting – she just did not show up to a pre-arranged meeting with 3 familes of special needs children. No excuse or apology was ever forthcoming. SA Education Dept. has no record of how many special ed. kids are being home-schooled? “Every child, every child, every child, every child,” SHAME JULIA!

    • Steve says:

      07:02am | 28/07/10

      Ah Penbo maaate,

      When ya wake up tomorrow, The Handbags will still have lost the 78 GF and fabulous Phil ‘The Penguin” Gallagher will still have been pushed in the back and kicked the game clincher.

      Julia, on the other hand, may have renounced what left-leaning tendencies she still has altogether and announced an across the board pay cut for all Australians. Given her record to this point, nothing would surprise me. Climate change, shlimate change, leave and family support - what’s that? Why stop now? Triple the troop numbers in Afghanistan, Julia. Cut the top rates of the income tax. Introduce a flat tax. Who needs corporate taxation? Have at it, Julia If you are going to gut the Labor tradition, go the full monty. Make me remember the most cynical poli of them all, Johnnie H., with affection.
      Its enough to make you want to emigrate.

 

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