Kevin Rudd jet setting around the world partying with some of the world’s most powerful people might look like fun. It might even look like a waste of our tax dollars. Then again, it’s his job as foreign minister.

If Kevin Rudd travels like this, it's for a good reason. Pic: Lynx deodorant.

Suck it up, people. You might not like the guy but he’s got a job to do and he’s doing it. So what’s the problem?

Today The Daily Telegraph delivered a damning report of Kevin Rudd clocking up over $1 million on travel in his first nine months as foreign minister. Some will say it’s his revenge against Gillard knifing him in the back, making a big note of himself around the world. That’s rubbish.

Rudd is going places and doing things, and these ‘things’ cost money - especially when the foreign minister game is all about keeping up appearances.

Rudd flew first class on his work-related trips. Wow. President Obama has his pimped-up 747. Would you really like our politicians arriving in New York for a conference with Ban Ki-Moon complaining about his aching back after hours of sitting in cattle class on a cramped plane?

Appearances aside, the report said Rudd is now keeping company with US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton as one of the world’s most travelled foreign ministers.

Well paint me blue, that’s something to be proud of. Being a foreign minister means fostering working relationships with fellow foreign ministers around the world. It’s key to our country’s national security, economy, trade relations, and general influence.

Communications 101 taught us the best way to foster good relationships is to meet people face to face. Skype doesn’t have quite the same effect.

Now let’s talk money. What is $1 million in the grand scheme of things? The NBN is expected to cost up to $40 billion. The government spent over $1.5 billion on the insulation rebate. Labor’s BER program is costing us around $16 billion.

In contrast, Rudd spending $1 million to suck up to the world is surely money well spent.

Rudd has been pushing for Australia to win a seat on the United Nations Security Council. This is important. It means we will be keeping company with an elite group of 15 nations committed to voicing our opinions on world peace and security.

Australia is a wealthy country but its isolation means we are always going to have to work harder to secure strong and reliable international relations. Trips are also always going to be more expensive because of the sheer distance of everything. Australia being its own continent ‘Down Under’ and everything.

If William Hague, Britain’s Secretary of State, wanted to pop over to France to discuss EU politics, he could be there in an hour by plane. If Rudd wanted to do it, he’d have to travel for 23 hours. You do the maths.

Actually, you probably don’t need to bother. There’s no use putting dollar figures on the already significant disparity. The extra 22 hours in fuel, meals, jet-lag recovery time and the rest are obvious.

The Daily Telegraph revealed that Rudd’s two-day visit to Indonesia in March cost about $7,000.

His 15-day trip to France, UK, Belgium, Germany, United States, Saint Kitts and Nevis, and the Solomon Islands months later cost almost $80,000.

Let’s do the maths. Rudd visited eight countries on that 15 day trip. That’s $10,000 per country. That’s hardly extravagant when you’re wining and dining with world leaders.

In the grand scheme of things, Rudd is doing a good job as foreign minister working hard on our behalf. He has always been a diligent bureaucrat – some say too diligent – so it’s likely he treats these visits as serious business trips, not junkets.

Business travel is never as much fun as it’s cracked up to be. Behind that Vegemite smile and slicked back hair is probably a very tired man under a significant amount of pressure to perform, with the world watching his every move.

We should pay more attention to what he actually achieves overseas than what it costs.

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    • jf says:

      03:46pm | 14/09/11

      “Now let’s talk money. What is $1 million in the grand scheme of things? The NBN is expected to cost up to $40 billion. The government spent over $1.5 billion on the insulation rebate. Labor’s BER program is costing us around $16 billion.”

      Defending shameful waste because it is less than grotesquely shameful waste.

      You’ll make a wonderful politician young lady. Just as long as it is with the ALP; via the union movement of course. That way you can get your house paid off and be on the way to owning a modest beach shack.

    • komet says:

      04:04pm | 14/09/11

      It is only a waste if you think having a seat on the UNSC is a waste. He HAS to go to these multiple and obscure and far-flung countries to lobby them.

      Of course his travel bill is going to be excessive.

      It comes down to whether or not we think the UNSC seat is worth it or not. You are arguing on the wrong issue. I’m not sure about anyone else but the idea of traveling to dank eastern European countries to lobby corrupt officials does not sound like my idea of a good time.

      Glad it is him and not me.

    • DocBud says:

      04:41pm | 14/09/11

      A seat on the UNSC is not worth a bag of beans, magic or otherwise, to Australians. It will not affect our lives one iota.

    • Washington Irving says:

      06:43pm | 14/09/11

      The UN is useless. Always has been, always will be. Anything they do or say is simply ignored by the US, Iran, China, North Korea, Israel, Russia, the UK, the list goes on. Rudd doesn’t have to get a first class flight to Europe to lobby corrupt officials; that’s what the ALP party room is for.

    • Dave-o says:

      03:47pm | 14/09/11

      Peter Slipper spends $60,000 a trip as well, except his staff looks suspicously like his family.

    • jf says:

      07:43pm | 14/09/11

      I doubt that Peter Slipper is the Coalition’s number one pick to contest his seat at the next Federal election.

    • Matt says:

      03:51pm | 14/09/11

      “Rudd flew first class on his work-related trips. Wow. President Obama has his pimped-up 747.”

      Because we all know what a bang-up job Obama is doing with the US economy.

    • Keith Hammersmith says:

      04:03pm | 14/09/11

      and somehow comparing Rudd to the leader of the worlds largest economy is good reporting right?
      1 Million dollars is a lot of money no matter who you compare it to, it is still coming from the Australian people.  Also it is worth mentioning that Rudd is spending more than previous Foreign Ministers, by a long shot,  that worth mentioning?  or just compare his expenses to Hillary Clinton as thats very relevant

    • andye says:

      04:12pm | 14/09/11

      @Matt - Obama inherited the deficit that was started by Reagan and increased by every Republican president since. Clinton managed to reverse the trend… untill Bush Jr came in.

      He has basically inherited the massive credit card bill the republicans caused by increasing spending and cutting taxes. He was then held hostage by the republicans who refused to compromise on the solution. The interest on that bill is huge and the situation was well out of control when he inherited. Did you know that Bush increased the debt ceiling 7 times during his presidency?

      You shouldn’t use the american economy as an example, my dear Matt. The american economy is the perfect example of conservative fiscal mismanagement.

    • Apologetic conservative. says:

      04:22pm | 14/09/11

      Good of a conservative to acknowledge the excellent work Obama is doing, coping with residue of the conservative trough eaters long lunches.

      http://tinyurl.com/37mm6g9

    • komet says:

      03:53pm | 14/09/11

      1 million over nine months for a foreign minister does not sound overly excessive…not sure what the fuss is. Especially when we are going for the UNSC seat, agreeing on whether that is important is a completely different issue.

      Oh, wait, it was from the Daily Telegraph…why even bother with this article when it comes from the print-version of an whinging troll.

    • Tony of Poorakistan says:

      04:52pm | 14/09/11

      Why do we want the UNSC seat? Now that *is* a waste of money.

    • old fart says:

      07:21am | 15/09/11

      maybe it’s because one of our northerly neighbours has decided that the pacific and indian oceans would make a nice personal water feature for their front yard, by markedly stepping up their presence.  try watching or reading world affairs for a change instead of what Tony isnt saying

    • PsychoHyena says:

      09:30am | 16/09/11

      Tony, having a seat on the UNSC is actually a very big deal. Whenever there is conflict the world’s largest economies coming running to Australia seeking support in those conflicts.

      People seem to forget that Australia has a large presence in the international community, however until now we’ve never had someone with the balls to stand up and say “We deserve a seat on the UNSC”.

      What we are seeing under first Rudd’s leadership and now Rudd’s international guidance is Australia changing from a sheep to a wolf.

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      03:57pm | 14/09/11

      Value for Money is the problem. The Australian taxpayer is getting bugger all from the 1 Million except to feed Kevin Rudd’s ego and the usual BS at DFAT.

    • Peter From Perth says:

      04:26pm | 14/09/11

      That’s right,
      just look at all the stuff we got from the 11 years of Alexander Downers jaunts
      War in Iraq
      War in Afghanistan
      errrrrr…..

    • Bruce says:

      05:13pm | 14/09/11

      Shane: The value we are getting for Australia is that Kev is out of the country and not bothering the labor party and Juliar. I believe the labor party would be happy to pay twice the amount just to keep him out of the country. I believe, if my memory serves me well, that Kev asked for the job of foriegn minister. I guess so he does not have to look at ‘his friends’ in the labor party !!

    • LJ Dots says:

      08:20pm | 14/09/11

      @Shane From Melbourne, agreed, how is this value for money? I checked DFAT for our trade details with Saint Kitts and Nevis (population 55K) which the Foreign Minister had visited.

      Apparently we do receive some cheese, curd and meat from the islands, we also export some electrical components. Other key indicators such as AUS investments or their investments here are listed as either 0.0% nil or na.

      Regardless, it does look like a lovely tropical island.

      For those who like stats, graphs and sundry details, the DFAT fact sheet is here:
      http://www.dfat.gov.au/geo/fs/stch.pdf

    • Tim says:

      04:02pm | 14/09/11

      PLEASE…. $1 million dollars is a massive amount!!!!!!!!
      If it was a Liberal politician I’d be completely OK with it but because it’s KRudd, it’s disgracefully wasteful.
      Rabble, Rabble, Rabble, derp de derp.

    • PTom says:

      04:46pm | 14/09/11

      I wonder what Abbott sspent flying around Australia?

    • chungo mung says:

      08:34am | 15/09/11

      biiiigest douche in tha uuuuuniiiiverse!

      Political debate for us, the masses, has become as useless as the political arguing carried out by the politicians. If you watch question time carefully, both sides just dislike each other immensely, The leader of the opposition and the PM barely look each other in the face even though they sit opposite one another because they have taken their dialogue to such a low place that they have lost all respect - incl. self respect.

      If we all argue about inconsequential crap then the real issues just flare up when the extreme parts of the demographic come out shouting and raving, so the debate becomes polarised in rhetoric and ad-homenim and dramatic bullshit.

      I remember my father standing before myself and my brother on many occasions, unable to deal with our fighting and bickering, just marveling at the pointless nature of our opposition to one another. He just wanted us to listen and be a little bit considerate. A lesson for children I once thought.

      Why is beligerance so valued as a sign of strength in the game of our modern day democratic debate?

    • Aaron says:

      04:16pm | 15/09/11

      HAHAH!!! DE TERK ERRR JERRR!!!!!

      Gotta love Southpark :D

    • Hypocracy In Action says:

      04:06pm | 14/09/11

      Isn’t the NBN supposed to let people work from home now? Or does that not apply to politicians? I thought we were trying to reduce our carbon footprint here.

    • PTom says:

      04:49pm | 14/09/11

      I will look forward to it being finished in the next few years.

    • Horns Up says:

      07:47pm | 14/09/11

      You want the foreign minister to work from home?

      Seriously?

      \m/

    • Washington Irving says:

      09:31pm | 14/09/11

      Well, Horns Up, it would save Australia a lot of embarrassment on the world stage.

    • Horns Up says:

      09:06am | 15/09/11

      What embarrassment? Seriously what? Like him or not, he’s doing an excellent job as foreign minister. Sensible replies only please.

      \m/

    • Damocles says:

      02:00pm | 15/09/11

      Horns Up, KRudd is a massive embarrassment to himself, his family, Australia and most especially to Labor. Gillard wants him as far away from her as possible and he is only too pleased to oblige. He has no shame, but a huge ego. He is consumed by delusions of his own grandeur. One could write a whole thesis on his self serving, self centred, paranoid personality. He’s not a Foreign Minister, he’s a puffed up, pompous git strutting the world stage thinking everybody admires him. He has no scruples and will steal taxpayers money to push his own warped, self serving agenda and he calls himself a Christian!  Oh,...........I want only sensible replies, please…..............seriously!

      \V/

    • Horns Up says:

      03:53pm | 15/09/11

      Ah yeah….sorry but name calling isn’t a “sensible reply”.

      \m/

    • Damocles says:

      05:51pm | 15/09/11

      How grown up and mature of you, but if the name calling fits….......wear it!

      \V/

    • Horns Up says:

      08:28pm | 15/09/11

      Yes I’m childish because I’ve pointed out that the Foreign Minister is expect to go to foreign countries as a part of his job.

      I’m also childish because your best criticism of Rudd amounts to little more than name calling.

      Clever stuff.

      \m/

    • Col. of Blackburn says:

      04:07pm | 14/09/11

      The question is not over the cost per se, it is are we getting ‘bang for our buck’? Where was our Foreign Minister when we had the debacle of the live trade, I’ll tell you one place he wasn’t, Indonesia!

    • Sarah says:

      04:31pm | 14/09/11

      That’s because he’s not the international trade minister.

      Also, I’m not sure why you think Kevin Rudd would be dealing with this? Is it simply because it’s in a foreign country? If you think this then you really have no diea what our ministers do.

      1 million for travel is actually really conservative considering the work he’s doing. Most private sector CEO’s would pile up that amount simply by flitting between offices in Australia.

    • Maj. of Cockburn says:

      04:31pm | 14/09/11

      If ignorance is bliss, then you must be ecstatic.

      July 11, 2011
      “The livestock industry is singing Foreign Minister Kevin Rudd’s praises, declaring that his intervention in the Indonesian live cattle export controversy was a critical circuit-breaker.

      Mr Rudd last week flew to Jakarta for talks with senior Indonesian government ministers on the crisis. Within hours, Indonesia had declared it would grant permits to import 180,000 cattle in the next three months.”

      http://tinyurl.com/6dx4nm7

    • jf says:

      07:49pm | 14/09/11

      Sarah says: 04:31pm | 14/09/11

      “Most private sector CEO’s would pile up that amount simply by flitting between offices in Australia.”

      First of all, Kevin Rudd is accountable to every Australian. Corporate CEOs are accountable to their shareholders. If I was aware that the CEO of a company that I was a shareholder of was spending this sort of money “flitting” about I would have grave concerns.

      Secondly, I defy you to find one corporate CEO, just one, that spends $1,000,000 on international let alone domestic travel. In fact. I’ll make it half of that. All listed companies profit and losses are publicly available so it should be easy.

    • Bulldust says:

      09:18pm | 14/09/11

      JF
      With your in depth knowledge, tell me how much Clive Palmer spends each year on his three corporate jets.
      Go ahead, I dare you to find a corporate report that lists it.
      Weak as.
      OK, try this
      “Andrew for Forrest wanted a big one and so did Harold Mitchell. Developers John Gandel and Lang Walker just wanted better ones.
      The very wealthy have almost tripled Australia’s private jet fleet to more than 175 n the past decade, with many upgrading Lear jets and Gulfstreams to the longer range Global Express models.
      The new arrivals go for $US20 million to $US53 million a pop.”

    • jf says:

      10:02pm | 14/09/11

      You’re almost there Bulldust. So, tell me, how much of other people’s money did they spend on travel?

    • Brian Taylor says:

      11:17pm | 14/09/11

      Sarah..“what our ministers do. ?”
      truth br told Sarah, Govt ministers both Fed and state do bugger all and if you think otherwise, look at the mess we’re in at the moment and tell me everyone is doing his/her job lol
      But hey you’re a labor suporter so that explains everything

    • Bulldust says:

      09:23am | 15/09/11

      jf says
      “Secondly, I defy you to find one corporate CEO, just one, that spends $1,000,000 on international let alone domestic travel. In fact. I’ll make it half of that.”
      You’ve lost the plot son.
      You’re question has been answered. Feel free to ask another and this time try not to be stupid.

    • jf says:

      11:47am | 15/09/11

      Bulldust says:
      09:23am | 15/09/11

      For a start, I think that you confused capital and expenditure.
      However, back on track, the topic was on people (politicians and executives) spending other people’s money. It had not occurred to me that anyone would think that Clive Palmer (or any of the people you listed) is responsible to anyone but himself when he spends his own money.

      As to Andrew Forrest, he is most certainly responsible to the shareholders of Fortescue. From their most recent financials I am not aware of any one individual (Forrest or anyone else) spending this sort of money on travel. However, if they did spend an abnormal amount of money on travel, I am sure that one of their thousands of shareholders would want an explanation.

      So, in the interests of clarity, please let us know of any Australian that is accountable for spending other people’s money (whether they be politician, public company executive or public servant) who has spent $1m on domestic travel as Sarah claimed.

      I’m betting that you will not find one person in that group who has spent 10% of that on domestic travel.

      If you are unable to reconcile the difference between Rudd spending taxpayer money and a private individual spending their own money, don’t bother.

    • Bulldust says:

      12:58pm | 15/09/11

      jf
      You have the comprehension skills of a pre-schooler.
      Are you trying to tell us that Clive Palmer doesn’t write off his corporate jets as a business expense and spends his “own” money?
      The stupidity of some people is amazing, but I guess their thinking mirrors there political persuasion and the favouring of business interests.

      Clive Palmer is NOT spending his own money funding his travel expenses.

    • jf says:

      03:07pm | 15/09/11

      Bulldust says:12:58pm | 15/09/11

      Personal vitriol is not a response Bulldust so I’ll keep asking for an answer to my original question.

      “Clive Palmer is NOT spending his own money funding his travel expenses”

      So who’s money is he spending then Bulldust? And, harking back to my original email, how much is he spending?

    • Bulldust says:

      04:36pm | 15/09/11

      jf
      When you make a stupid statement as in your original post, you should either
      1 Acknowledge you made a mistake
      2 Walk away and hide for a while
      You are just hanging around like you shat your pants and are in denial about it.

      Palmer is spending the shareholders money - that means all the people that have a superannuation piece in the scores of companies he runs are paying the price for his extravagance.

      PS Palmer only represents an Australian take on the traditional capitalistic Suidae species.

    • jf says:

      07:50pm | 15/09/11

      Bulldust says: 04:36pm | 15/09/11

      “Palmer is spending the shareholders money”

      Oh really. So exactly which public company’s money is Palmer spending? I’m sure that they’d like to know.

      “all the people that have a superannuation piece in the scores of companies he runs are paying the price for his extravagance”

      Give me one super fund (just one) that has an investment in a company that is having its money spent by Cliver Palmer. For that matter, name one public company that Clive Palmer is director of let alone runs.

      My original challenge, to Sarah’s claim that CEO’s spend $1,000,000 on domestic travel was to say bullshit.

      I’ll say it slowly, give me one executive (CEO or other; private or public sector ) that has spent 1,000,000 of other people’s money (shareholders or taxpayer). All publicly listed company financials are publicly available as are departmental records under FOI. Should be easy mate.

      You can call me all the names you like, but you have failed to answer that very simple question.

    • Woodsy says:

      04:11pm | 14/09/11

      The Daily Telegraph canned a Labor minister??? Well I’ll be…

      In the grand scheme of things, it’s really not that much when comparing it to the yearly upkeep of Air Force One etc. And comparing it to Hilary Clinton is unfair, considering that most foreign ministers travel to the US to visit her.

      That being said, is anyone surprised that Kevin747 - the man who says that climate change is the greatest moral dilemma of our generation - is taking $1M+ worth of flights over the world?

    • Bomb78 says:

      04:14pm | 14/09/11

      Double it and it’s still good value for keeping KRudd out of the country.

      I’d be the last person to defend him, but really this is a storm in a tea cup. Flying around the world is what we pay him to do. And I am sure it cost us a lot more when he was PM, taking the RAAF BBJ everywhere, than commercial first class.

    • NicoleG says:

      04:18pm | 14/09/11

      Surely this is satire? If it’s not, you madam are a goose!

    • Left Turn only says:

      04:33pm | 14/09/11

      Pigs only may fly with Tony Abbott !
      I am sorry if my satire offends you ,Nicole Gillard .

    • Erick says:

      04:19pm | 14/09/11

      I think this article is fair. $1 million is small change in terms of the government budget - about 1/300000th, to put it in perspective.

      If that tiny expenditure can gain us friends overseas, it’s more than worthwhile. Of course, this leaves aside the question of whether Rudd actually achieved anything. That’s beyond my knowledge.

    • Jay Santos says:

      04:29pm | 14/09/11

      “...We should pay more attention to what he actually achieves overseas than what it costs….”

      Maybe you could have covered that in your article?

      You might struggle to meet the minimum word count.

      I bet it would have fitted into a Tweet though.

      When Gillard shut down the live export industry to Indonesia where was Kevin?

      When Gillard lied about her East Timor “Solution” where was Kevin?

      When Gillard lied about her “Malaysia Solution” where was Kevin?

    • DocBud says:

      04:58pm | 14/09/11

      “We should pay more attention to what he actually achieves overseas than what it costs.”

      That being so, Maryann, please expand on your no doubt carefully considered and researched assessment that:

      “You might not like the guy but he’s got a job to do and he’s doing it. So what’s the problem?”

      Also:

      “In the grand scheme of things, Rudd is doing a good job as foreign minister working hard on our behalf. He has always been a diligent bureaucrat – some say too diligent – so it’s likely he treats these visits as serious business trips, not junkets.”

      And:

      “Rudd is going places and doing things, and these ‘things’ cost money - especially when the foreign minister game is all about keeping up appearances.”

      While such faith in a politician is touching, it is also rather naive and I think you missed out “so yah boo sucks and no returns ‘til the end of the world, so there.” Followed by a little stamp of the foot and poking your tongue out.

    • Zaf says:

      05:01pm | 14/09/11

      Author, are you trying to rationally discuss something with a Telegraph reader?

      Why not…I suppose you’re going to teach a pig calculus next.

    • thatmosis says:

      05:14pm | 14/09/11

      I am hoping this whole article was tongue in cheek, if not then journalism has sunk to a new low. Its painfully obvious that he is trying to buy his way into the UN at our expense whilst showing the world what a dullard Gillrudd really is. We already know this but he is doing his utmost to make sure that the rest of the world knows it too. His ego is so big that he thinks the sun revolves around him.

    • juststanding@hotmail.com says:

      05:14pm | 14/09/11

      Yet again some of the comments on here are bizarre to say the least.. some are very one step thinking.. which is not uncommon among the not so bright and often right wing among us (granted they to deserve a voice to)

      But in all honesty I believe we have a very strange little country.. one where if someone is doing a good job or achieving things on our behalf we make it our life’s work to look for the one thing that might bring them down and focus on that..

      If someone is doing poorly or is seen as an underdog we support them to hilt and ignore their glaring faults or continual stupidity because we want to give them a “fair go” because that’s being Aussie (Tony Abbott is a prime example of this reality) ..

      If anyone on this comment thread has had a job that requires you to fly every second or third day for work (long distances or short) you will know it gets very old very quickly and after about a month of it… you would seriously rather cut off your own arm than get on another plane (first class or not).

      Kevin Rudd works hard, damn hard.. he may be wrong about a lot of things and he maybe in the wrong political party for your liking..  or he maybe an idiot in your eyes.. but the man works harder than most of you ever will and he deserves 100% of our thanks and 100% our support in his current role representing a country which has often spat at him and insulted him and belittled him.. but never the less he still loves.

      So as “decent” Aussies.. if only for the sake of his work ethic and his proven dedication to representing this wonderful nation on the world stage (better than either Julie or Tony ever could) give the man a break.. and maybe start worrying about what your doing? to make your town, city or country even remotely a little bit better for the rest of us

      (1.million on travel is a non story)

    • Cleitus says:

      05:21pm | 14/09/11

      Maryann,

      There are two problems with Rudd’s travel.
      1.  It resonates with a popular perception of him as being a narcissist and an opportunist who likes to move in the circles of the great and the good in order to big note himself, and to prepare himself for a post-politics move into the world of UN shmoozing.
      2. It is a wasteful use of public resources which would be better directed to cultivating foreign policy relationships of actual use to Australia’s strategic interests, such as in our immediate region and the wider Asia-Pacific.

    • Virginia Walters says:

      05:30pm | 14/09/11

      lol..I think “the Hallowmen ” did an episode on travel and politicians….lol..yeah we know you guys (journalists) are in on it too…nobody wants to have their travel entitlements looked at…lol

    • Smoker says:

      05:38pm | 14/09/11

      It might be an idea if some people put their comments into perspective. We are down under and far enough out of things to warrant extensive travel and to keep up with face to face meetings to keep in physical contact. This is necessary for any foreign minister of any political persuasion. By the way, the British Foreign Minister is NOT a Secretary of State, but a FOREIGN SECRETARY. Please get your facts right.

    • H B Bear says:

      05:45pm | 14/09/11

      It’s a shame Labor can’t afford to let KRudd go off to the UN.  He’s about as useful as a Security Council resolution in a genocide.

    • Dodge says:

      06:14pm | 14/09/11

      No one cares other than brainwashed Daily Telegraph readers who have their hatreds stroked on the front page before skipping to the ‘confidential’ and/or sport pages…. Some of them might even read the single page of international news, but that’s doubtful.

    • DocBud says:

      06:38pm | 14/09/11

      Belittling people who disagree with you saves you having to engage your oh so much greater grey cells and enter into debate. Pull your pants up, Dodge, your prejudices and bigotry are showing.

    • the right turn says:

      07:50pm | 14/09/11

      All Daily Tonygraph readers vote Labor !
      All Daily Telegraph readers and writers always vote Labor!
      All Punch readers and all Punch Trolls vote Labor every time..
      All Coalition Voters in opinion polls vote Labor at elections every time.
      All Coalition Voters vote Labor every time!
      Come out of the closet, Opinion Poll Coalition Supporters and reveal to everyone that you really vote Labor every single election.

    • jg says:

      06:55pm | 14/09/11

      Best satirical piece I’ve read for years.

    • marley says:

      07:07pm | 14/09/11

      I don’t want to get into an argument about Rudd’s travel expenses.  I do want to say that this article’s understanding of the role of a Foreign Minister seems to me to be inadequate in the extreme.

      The primary role of the Foreign Minister should be to ensure that our foreign policy is designed to meet Australia’s interests, be they military, political, cultural or, above all, economic.  It is his role to provide direction and leadership to his senior policy bureaucrats, and advice to Cabinet to make sure that those interests are protected and furthered.  While personal relationships are important, glad-handing his counterparts is not the most important part, by any means, of a Foreign Minister’s role.

      The visit of a Foreign Minister abroad is normally a carefully orchestrated affair (or should be).  Policy had been developed and refined by the bureaucrats in the respective Foreign Ministries, and messages communicated by the Embassies.  Everyone knows in advance the issues to be discussed and the bargaining positions of the two sides.  Each side will have a “best scenario” and a “bottom line” stance laid out in advance.  It is most unlikely that any country will agree to something not in its own interests just because the other country has a charming Foreign Minister. 

      Yes, the FM may be able to make offers on the fly that an Ambassador cannot, and yes, he may therefore be able to get a deal done whereas an Ambassador needs to “consult.”  And that’s why having the FM fly in to break up a negotiating log jam can be very valuable, and worth whatever millions it costs.

      My only qualm would be - is Rudd in fact doing the job of a Foreign Minister, or is he flying around the world, doing groundwork which properly belongs to his staff on the spot in the Embassies?  He should be at the apex of the process, not at the working level.  And I’m not sure that that is the case.

       

      .

    • Jas says:

      07:13pm | 14/09/11

      if he, rather we, paid for the premium edition of skype.. he could have multiple video conferences at the same time. whats the use of superfast broadband if noone uses it.

    • Horns Up says:

      07:29pm | 14/09/11

      He’s the foriegn minister, what’s he supposed to do that would make you guys happy?

      Stay home and not be out there representing Australia or is for the foriegn minister to travel but only as long as he’s willing to backpack his way around the world?


      \m/

    • Washington Irving says:

      09:45pm | 14/09/11

      He could resign and never be heard from again. That would make me pretty happy.

    • Horns Up says:

      09:02am | 15/09/11

      But I have this shiny thing here….ooooh pretty. Here you go… Good boy.


      \m/

    • stephen says:

      07:40pm | 14/09/11

      Depends where he goes.
      Ban-Ki-Moon ? Nup. Waste of time. We do not want a seat on the UN Security Council, cause Kev will do a ‘Thommo’ and loan his credit card out to Sarkozy’s wife.
      (She just loves shoes.)
      But if, say, he went to Turkey and had a nip with Erdogan and said something along the lines of ... hey, Israel is soon to be voted on by all 178 ? members of the UN, (as if we should vote, not for a Palestinian State, but against secure borders to both States) ... then I reckon Kevin earns his points.
      It really depends what he does once he travels.
      He has to follow the ‘action’ (Indonesia) more often, instead of traipsing over to Switzerland and Germany in his tux.

      And by the way, Diplomacy requires a good knowledge and use of opinions, manner, and character. Such qualities can impressively lead to irony, and it is this colour of language and intent which gives the profession and subsequent agreements a varied meaning and a cross-cultural narrative.
      Mr. Rudd is too much a plain sheet of paper to take any real advantage of these.
      (Well, he appears this way, and if he isn’t, well, that’s his fault.)

    • Sooverthestupid says:

      07:42pm | 14/09/11

      Agree with Dodge .. anyone and I mean anyone who has ever had an intelligent thought (non telegraph reading people perhaps) will know that Kevin Rudd is just doing his job, its a simple concept to understand… if you don’t understand what just doing your job “means..” then please go and watch TV or read the telegraph.. and let the rest of us get on with running the country..

    • Paul Murray says:

      08:13pm | 14/09/11

      Does the 1M include airfare for his staff? (of course he has staff - he’s the bloody foreign minister). If so, when whinging about the cost is even ,pore out of line.

    • Comparative Figures says:

      08:34pm | 14/09/11

      The figure doesn’t really mean anything unless we can have comparative figures from previous Foreign Ministers. How much did Alexander Downer spend flitting about the world during his eleven odd years as Foreign Minister?

    • Danielle says:

      08:42pm | 14/09/11

      Maryann Wright, you have ruined my night.

    • Gregg says:

      11:56pm | 14/09/11

      Is there any chance he could take up planking on a wing on one of these flights for that could well put an end to any more.
      And then what is it that he is achieving!

      As for Australia being way down under, that just means most other countries do not give a shit for what Australia does nor thinks, not that Rudd would be a great source of information on what Australians think or government policy should be when he is so full of pushing himself.

      On second thoughts, is there anyway we can support him being absent abroad permanently, without any media coverage of course.

    • Kenrick says:

      05:32am | 15/09/11

      $1 Million to keep Rudd out of the country as much as possible and the headlines and to keep him away from Gillard.

    • Robert S McCormick says:

      08:43am | 15/09/11

      In line with the ALP’s love of squandering our money this $1 million Rudd Junkets expense is no more than we can expect from the profligate Julia Gillard. She is shit scared of Rudd. She knows that if she puts a stop to all his trips - all of which are ego-trips & have nothing to do with the advancement of Australia - he will simply turn his energies towards her destruction. This is the one thing she fears above all others. With Rudd kept within Australia’s borders he will be able to extend the public’s reported support for him as PM to persuading Federal ALP MPs to also support him. Then it’s Good-bye & Good Riddance to the worst Prime Minister this country has ever had. Rudd has the support of a huge majority of the public. Half, or possibly even more, of them will be ALP voters which is bad news for Gillard.
      She may, indeed probably is, as her current supporters in Canberra tell us, be a very decent person. She may be as hard as nails. She may be quite intelligent but that won’t save her.
      It should never be forgotten that it is us, the Voters, who control this.
      Politically we don’t like her
      Politically we don’t trust her
      Politically she has demonstrated that she will tell lies in order to satisfy her personal ambition.

    • Casey says:

      09:20am | 15/09/11

      The public have a right to know if there is effective government spending, so the tough questions need to be asked. 

      Does it raise any eyebrows that this is ~6 times what the last Foreign Minister spent?
      Are we getting a return on investment (not just monetary, for other reasons too)?

    • MarkS says:

      09:27am | 15/09/11

      A plane like the one pictured with attractive women giving massages & lots of booze would be wasted on KRudd. He would not remember it anyway.

    • Tracy Jordan says:

      12:08pm | 15/09/11

      “Yeah, the permanent political class – they’re doing just fine. Ever notice how so many of them arrive in Washington, D.C. of modest means and then miraculously throughout the years they end up becoming very, very wealthy? Well, it’s because they derive power and their wealth from their access to our money – to taxpayer dollars.  They use it to bail out their friends on Wall Street and their corporate cronies, and to reward campaign contributors, and to buy votes via earmarks. There is so much waste. And there is a name for this: It’s called corporate crony capitalism. This is not the capitalism of free men and free markets, of innovation and hard work and ethics, of sacrifice and of risk. No, this is the capitalism of connections and government bailouts and handouts, of waste and influence peddling and corporate welfare. This is the crony capitalism that destroyed Europe’s economies. It’s the collusion of big government and big business and big finance to the detriment of all the rest – to the little guys. It’s a slap in the face to our small business owners – the true entrepreneurs, the job creators accounting for 70% of the jobs in America, it’s you who own these small businesses, you’re the economic engine, but you don’t grease the wheels of government power.”

      can you guess who said that

    • jf says:

      12:21pm | 15/09/11

      It was Sarah Palin (gotta love Google).

      I can’t say that I’ve warmed to her in the past but she has hit the nail flush on the head.

    • Luke says:

      02:01pm | 15/09/11

      Wow, that’s a brilliant quote; and one that needs to be printed in large font in all the tabloids so that the ‘little people’ can realise how democracies across the world are broken.

      Thanks Tracy.

    • GB says:

      01:25pm | 15/09/11

      Somebody answer me this. Why did his predecessor spend only $150,000 on travel in 6 months, yet Rudd, against his best wishes I’m sure, has felt compelled to spend over 7 times this amount in 9 months? Is there some crisis that requires him to be flying to the political hotbeds of places such as St Kitts & Nevis that we weren’t told about? Is civil war about to break out over the correct ingredients to use in making a Pina Colada? Leaving the money element out of it, the question goes to his motive. Why is he making so many trips? What is the purpose of said travel? If I was a cynical person I’d be thinking old Kevvy is taking the piss out of all of us, and spending OUR money lobbying for his next gig at the UN. Of course, that would be just silly of me wouldn’t it. This current Govt. has never given me any reason to be cynical now have they.

    • right turn only says:

      04:20pm | 15/09/11

      sept 15 1907 murwillumbah burns
      sept 15 1940 battle of britain
      sept 15 2000 sydney olympics opening ceremony

    • matt C says:

      02:23pm | 16/09/11

      Kev747 is only preparing for life after the next election.  I see him chairing the UN’s Climate Change Committee….

 

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