New Mexico is strange country. On the White Sands Missile Range, they conducted the first atmospheric test of an atom bomb. Just to the east is Roswell, where the aliens allegedly crash-landed and the Men in Black concealed their crushed little bodies from the world.

That's not the Post Office's Motto. It's the town's name!

There’s the Holloman Airforce Base, near Alamogordo, where in the early 60s they launched the first chimp into space.

There’s a lot of feeling in the atmosphere of central New Mexico. Driving through this vast, rugged, treeless place of towering mountains and their little brothers, the buttes that erupt from the broken landscape, you wouldn’t at all be surprised if the minute hand on your watch started spinning and the full petrol tank inexplicably drained to empty.

After losing a day or two, you might just find yourself staggering, shell-shocked, into the town of Truth or Consequences. They’ve had to make some especially wide road signs to fit all that in.

It would be poor form for a US correspondent to come all this way and not to spend the night in a cheap motel in Truth or Consequences. Just to see.

Checking into that cheap motel, the usual inquiries are made about one and other’s health with the staff. A young man tells me all is well. “Can’t complain,” he says. “Just another day in paradise.”

“Really? This is paradise?”

“Well, when you close your eyes it can seem that way.”

Truth or Consequences, population 6000, sits beside the mighty Rio Grande. It used to go by the name of Hot Springs until 1950, when radio presenter Ralph Edwards, who had a quiz show called Truth or Consequences, issued an America-wide challenge for a town to rename itself after his show.

The reward, insufficient as it now seems, was that Edwards would come and air an episode of his show from that town.

Foolishly, perhaps, Hot Springs bit. In doing so, it lost its self-explanatory name as a place to come and take in the warm healing mineral waters of the Rio Grande.

Back when Ralph issues his challenge, there were up to 40 hotels offering spa treatments. Now there are about 10.

Truth or Consequences sounds like a place where you go to watch the tequila pouring out of a hole in your side as you die in a hail of Mexican drug bullets.

At the very least, you’d probably rather not be arrested by the Truth or Consequences Police Department. They’re probably fine upstanding officers, but that name evokes images of painful retribution delivered to the soles of your feet should you provide an answer they don’t like. 

Such concerns would not apply to the 1999 arrest of David Parker Ray, a local serial killer suspected of raping or murdering up to 40 women from around these parts in the purpose-built torture room of his mobile home.

Ray came to police attention in 1999 when the naked and bleeding Cynthia Vigil escaped from Ray’s shackles and ran through the desert wearing a metal slave collar and a chain, passing cars ignoring her pleas for help until she finally flung herself at the mercy of a woman in a trailer home.

Ray, a scrawny, nasty looking man who fit every definition of white trash, died in prison shortly after his trial. None of his victims have ever been found. Last year, the FBI posted hundreds of photos of items of jewelry on its website, gathered from Ray’s mobile home, asking if relatives of missing women recognized the pieces.

Down in the old part of town, where the little spa resorts once welcomed guests, there are trailer homes and silver bullet caravans and a sense that poverty has had plenty to keep itself occupied around here.

It’s a hard, burned-out place, and its gentle setting by the Rio Grande can’t soften it.

“New Mexico’s a poor state and this is not a prosperous town,” says local attorney Mike Filosa, who came to the south west 30 years ago seeking career fulfillment which he didn’t think he could get in a Chicago law office.

“It’s just a small little old town,” he says.

Truth or Consequences is a town in waiting. Just south of here rest its hopes – the planned international tourist space base, Spaceport America, where high-paying customers will take joy rides 110 km above earth and experience weightlessness.

Tarmacs and hangars appear to have been completed and the State of New Mexico has a 20-year lease agreement with Richard Branson’s Virgin Galactic, which is already booking seats for the world’s first commercial space liners.

No one seems willing to put a date when the first passengers will depart. But you get the feeling that some of the residents of Truth or Consequences wouldn’t mind taking that flight and keeping an eye out the window for a more hospitable planet.

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    • Ziggy says:

      08:58am | 08/04/12

      No cut and paste I hope? The way you used the word ‘fit’ is very much American.

    • Caxton says:

      01:44pm | 11/04/12

      Toohey has form on this.

    • iansand says:

      09:08am | 08/04/12

      It is the story of so many of the tumbleweed towns of the Southwest.  Gorgeous country, but if the town does not happen to be next to an iconic natural feature it is a hard life.

    • CD says:

      09:31am | 08/04/12

      Happy Easter Paul.
      As usual your storytelling is really enjoyable. Informative and entertaining.

    • stephen says:

      10:39am | 08/04/12

      Just the other day a little town just outside of Laramie, Wyoming was sold ... that’s right, the whole kit and kadoodle, for $800,000 to two Vietnamese gents.
      They get a 1905 schoolhouse, a gas station, a house and a local chap who says that he’s gonna pack up and go to Jackson for the bright lights.

      Would have been a mining town at one stage ... probably tin.

      I’m waiting for Mr. Newman to close down towns with less than 500 inhabitants. That way, the buses will be re-routed and fares may go down from $16.90 to $14.50 and country folk would be so obliging to mad-hatter katter that he’d stay in Parliament till bauxite become once again a commodity.

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      12:07pm | 08/04/12

      A great read as per usual. Ah, quixotic America…...

    • stephen says:

      01:35pm | 08/04/12

      Yeah it is an interesting place and I really think that Hilary Clinton should be the Democratic nominee for the next Presidential Election.

      I’m not saying this because I have an interest in an equilibrium as between male and female, (though I certainly do) but it is specifically to do with womanhood : the personal combination of table manners, (with, say, the right and wrong way of using a knife and fork,) and who gets to make the Toast ... and is there any difference between the right way of doing things, generally, at dinner, than what there is at the negotiating table ?
      Manners matter, but Idealisms are our concern, (at the local level,) but if the democratic process is effective, then Hilary can utilize her legal training, her really sympathetic feelings for her electorate, and perhaps her husband’s know-how and experience to win over an antidote to Mr. Romney’s bonhommie.

      I’d really like to see a woman as President.
      We’ve seen a Black man.

      Now lets see what America is worth ?

    • James says:

      05:50pm | 09/04/12

      Stephen, your commenting on the wrong article.

    • AdamC says:

      12:46pm | 08/04/12

      Very evocative. Good stuff, as usual Mr Toohey!

    • Retired Soldier says:

      04:54pm | 09/04/12

      Well for a dud town it sure does make the best breakfast I have had for many years in a small Gas Station Diner. The people are friendly and the town is safe to walk around. The local police HQ has a dozen cars out the back that are so beyond economic repair, they just leave them there to rust or rot. Two modern police cars were in the body shop so i don’t know what standards their driver training level reaches. That was two years ago and one day soon i will do the same road trip again - all 24000 km of it !

    • Bertrand says:

      09:06pm | 09/04/12

      Mr Toohey.

      I truly apologise for any negative comments I may have previously made regarding your journalism skills.

      The past month of two has seen each fantastic story followed by one that goes just that little bit better. I’ve really enjoyed them.

    • subotic V says:

      09:58am | 10/04/12

      We come in peace. Always.

    • Galooloo says:

      08:05am | 10/04/12

      This is a very odd article. It goes nowhere. My guess is that Paul Toohey has not visited New Mexico and I apologise in advance if he has for getting it wrong but regardless something just doesnt work in this article. I have visited New Mexico, and would love to go back there which is more than I can say for most US states. Its been about 3 years since I was there last and maybe the US recession has hit it harder than I expect but this says nothing of the New Mexico I know.

      It is a ruggedly beautiful state. When you drive across the border you know you have arrived somewhere special, and most people that live there would agree. The property values there have been traditionally high because people really want to live there. Its not a cheap place to live and in many locations populated with unique and interesting people. A poor state? That has never been my impression. But maybe that depends on what you value?

      The spas of New Mexico are also unique. Magical due to exceptional qualities from the surrounding lands. A visit to a traditional spa in New Mexico is a remarkable experience. Perhaps people who go to spas in New Mexico are more discerning than expected? If what you want is a traditional New Mexico spa experience would you be enticed by a town that calls itself truth and consequence? I doubt it. So maybe the grasping for notoriety by the town in question simply did not pay off in the way they expected?

    • Stephen says:

      09:01am | 10/04/12

      Is there some reason we are fed snapshots of America, rather than our wn country. Is Australia so bereft of interesting places that another journalist has to join the procession of his peers from all corners to tell us more about America that hasn’t already been forced down our throats?

      If Australia is too bland, how about Germany? Poland? Iceland?

      If I want to know more about America, and I can’t imagine what that would be, I’ll just go see a Hollywood movie.

      After all, they are the terms of reference used by most Americans.

    • Rorie says:

      02:43pm | 10/04/12

      I’m so sorry, I stopped reading after imagining “erupting buttes”

      Very juvenile of me.

    • AFR says:

      04:44pm | 10/04/12

      I stopped there for lunch on a road trip last year - just for the novelty. Had a nice sandwich in an organic store.

 

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