Most athletes who cheat at the Olympics at least have the good sense to do so in pursuit of victory. The smart ones also make a concerted effort to hide any wrongdoing.

Well, somebody needs to send the badminton community a few copies of “Cheating for Dummies”. Four doubles teams have been sensationally thrown out of the Games after blatantly trying to lose their matches last night, in an apparent effort to manipulate the quarter-final draw.
Employing a level of dry understatement that would make even the London locals proud, the Badminton World Federation charged all eight players involved with “not using one’s best efforts to win a match”.
The Norwegian referee who oversaw the farce was not so subtle. At times he could be seen gesticulating wildly, actively imploring the offending teams to play properly. Or at the very least, to pretend.
His pleas were flatly ignored. The poor bloke was forced to officiate two consecutive matches in which both sides were flagrantly attempting to lose, each world class player committing errors that would make even the rankest amateur blush.
Sadly, tanking isn’t as rare an occurrence in sport as many of us would like to believe. For the cynical, there is often much to be gained from a nicely timed loss.
These badminton players were after a favourable draw for the competition’s knockout rounds. In some sports, finishing lower on the table can lead to better draft picks or a nicer schedule for the following season.
In fact, the AFL was plunged into its annual tanking debate just three days ago when Carlton player Brock McLean suggested that his former side, the Melbourne Demons, had deliberately underperformed in the past to secure better draft picks.
You have to hope, for Melbourne’s sake, that the team actually was losing on purpose. There is nothing more embarrassing than being accused of trying to lose when in actual fact you are just really, really bad.
Tanking is undoubtedly the hardest kind of cheating to police. How do you prove that a team isn’t just rubbish, or that a player is not suffering from a regulation off day? You can’t take a urine sample to test for this sort of thing.
Most players who lose on purpose do not make it as incredibly obvious as the badminton women did last night. Luckily for the sport, nobody is likely to remember that badminton even exists until the next Olympics, let alone recall this scandal.
But constant speculation over tanking in a popular sport like the AFL will definitely damage the game’s reputation. It is only a matter of time before a really big revelation hits, and when it does, the fallout could be just as serious.
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