Jamie Briggs is the federal Liberal member for the South Australian seat of Mayo.

In his book, The Book of Laughter and Forgetting, the exiled Czech novelist Milan Kundera, explains how to rewrite a states history:

One big headache: Mike Rann's spin is finally catching up with him.

“The first step in liquidating a people is to erase its memory.  Destroy its books, its culture, its history.  Then have somebody write new books, manufacture a new culture, invent a new history.  Before long the nation will begin to forget what it is and what it was.”

Mike Rann must own a dog eared version of this book if his Punch interview is anything to go by.

The claims Mike Rann made in his interview with David Penberthy on the Punch on Monday can only be taken seriously if you believe that Mike Rann was beamed down from another universe at the start of 2002.

Mike Rann claims in this interview that the reason South Australians should be falling over themselves to re-elect him is because he singularly dragged the State from the doldrums and delivered an age of prosperity. 

Really?  Let us just check some of the claims against the facts.

The South Australian Government was almost bankrupt in 1993 thanks to a Labor Government of which Mike Rann was one of the most senior ministers.  When Dean Brown was elected Premier the task that faced the new government was monumental.  In the first weeks Dean Brown instituted an enquiry into the state of the South Australian budget and the results were ugly.

It meant the new government had to slash services, close schools and massively reduce the number of public servants.  It also had to try to reinvigorate private investment in the State.  This was all done in the face of absolute opposition from a Mike Rann led Labor Party.

There has rarely been a more negative opposition in Australia’s history than the Rann led Labor Party.  You would have thought the shame of nearly sending a state broke, destroying the opportunities of thousands of young South Australians would have been shame enough to ensure that Labor felt obliged to help clean up the mess.  No way, not under Mike Rann who was always thinking about politics.

Mike Rann claims in his interview on the Punch that one of his Government’s great economic achievements was the reinstatement of the Triple A credit rating.  Really?

This is of course the rating that was lost when the State was on the verge of bankruptcy in the early nineties and regained because the budget was fixed by the Liberal Government.  It was regained within months of Rann coming to office and was because the Liberal Party in Government had restored the State’s finances.  It had made the very tough decisions and cut spending and it had made the toughest decision of all and sold the electricity assets.

Mike Rann campaigned day in and day out against the ETSA sale.  He took every opportunity to make political advantage but now he takes credit for the budgetary results.

Audacious.  Oppose the work and then take the credit.

The second significant change to the State’s financial arrangements occurred when the Federal Liberal Government introduced a goods and services tax.  The GST ensured that the States for the first time had a growth tax to fund the delivery of services.  John Howard and Peter Costello decided to hand the proceeds of the tax over to the States giving them a revenue stream like never before. 

What did Mike Rann do?  He played politics and opposed it every step of the way.  Unsurprisingly however, when Mike Rann became Premier he didn’t demand the GST be wound back in fact he has happily banked the cheques ever since.

I don’t know what Mike Rann gets up to at night but clearly he spends many hours dreaming up economic fairy tales to try and fool the South Australian public to get re-elected.

The truth is that South Australia has underperformed in comparison to other states in the Rann years.  While the national economy has basked in the glow from our northern neighbours, South Australia has been mainly fine with some cloudy patches.

So much for the Rann hyped mining boom, we have had an exploration boom.

While Western Australia and Queensland have enjoyed the benefits of the mining boom, South Australians have benefited from a Rann announcements boom.  One creates jobs and wealth the other creates headlines and fluff.

The claims by Mike Rann in the Penberthy interview highlight the reason he should lose his job this weekend.  All spin, no substance.  All talk, no delivery. 

If you can’t trust Mike Rann to tell the truth about the economy how can you trust him to run it?

Mike Rann’s time is up.

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    • Paul says:

      07:12am | 17/03/10

      Rann is anti civil rights and pro-censorship but considering you don’t even have an anti-censorship policy - are you just lying to us Jamie? You are no better. Stop deceiving yourself. You (too) are just addicted to power.

    • dcfc says:

      08:10am | 17/03/10

      Rann is one of those rare breed who can say something which is completely untrue, but he says it with faux conviction. Essentially he has been a ‘great politician’ - and that is a criticism, not praise.

      Rann must go.

    • formersnag says:

      08:52am | 17/03/10

      spot on & great article. Why can’t journalists, write an accurate article like this one? Rupert Murdoch was absolutely correct, many journo’s have become way too cluby & collegiate, especially the Canberra press gallery.

    • AJ says:

      09:57pm | 17/03/10

      formersnag, to briefly correct your comment, I believe a more accurate statement would be ‘why can’t journalists write an article that agrees with my particular world view, and not those who I disagree with?’

    • MC Damo says:

      08:14am | 17/03/10

      I like Isobell because of her straight talk. I know i have made the right decision if she continues this mannerism after she gets elected. As a realist, i expect governments to make mistakes, they are still human after all, but i hate lies and deceit. Thats why Mike Rann will get booted, as will KeviN Rudd. The interview the other day where when asked about living in Italy, Rann answers about wind farms in SA is a reflective portrayal of his arrogant time as premier. Dont get me started on all his references to Don Dunstan, theres a guy that should be erased from history.

    • Bob H says:

      08:17am | 17/03/10

      Rann is indeed a great politician - he wriggles and wriggles out of any accountability with skin so thick he cannot even feel he has been is hooked.  He will probably win.

    • Charles says:

      09:15am | 17/03/10

      Mike Rann has brought SA to the point where NSW and QLD were prior to their last elections.  We can now see how bad it was for both those states to re-elect those ALP governments.  Mike Rann is a serious spin artist, as per most current ALP politicians, and it is important he goes for the sake of SA to be able to move forward.

    • dan says:

      09:36am | 17/03/10

      C’mon SA, do we really think 4 more years of labor will be good for our state?

    • James says:

      09:48am | 17/03/10

      Mike Rann cannot control the economy,  the implementation of any worthwhile projects, and his personal behaviour.

      He thought himself smart enough to lie to South Australians about the Chantelois Affair and did not bargain on them seeing through his ludicrous excuses.  What sleaze.

      Now he flails around threatening to waste our money on rubbish projects like the Adelaide Oval and a poorly sited hospital which will beggar SA with its interest repayments.

      South Australia does not trust this man to be straight.

    • Brendan T says:

      10:03am | 17/03/10

      Jamie, South Australia is not worth fighting over. The weather and water are awful; the people are terrible. The Menzies Government had the right idea for that part of the world: a test time for nuclear bombs. What would be the big difference between the aftermath of a neutron bomb on Adelaide and Adelaide after 6.00 on any given day?

    • Sloane says:

      10:56am | 17/03/10

      “There has rarely been a more negative opposition in Australia’s history than the Rann led Labor Party” - besides of course the Abbott-led Liberal Party, hey Jamie?

      Your party voted against economic stimulus, which saved the economy from recession. Your party twice blocked the CPRS, and therefore any meaningful action on climate change. Your party has twice blocked the changes to Private Health Insurance, which would not only make the system fairer but save Australian taxpayers $2 billion a year.

      If the Coalition didn’t spend so long blocking everything in the Senate there might have been some more meaningful reform by now. Abbott and your party just oppose everything for the sake of opposing everything.

    • Rowdy says:

      11:42am | 17/03/10

      Wrong. The Liberals didn’t disagree with the stimulus, they disagreed with the amount and mode of spending, which, looking at the batts fiasco and the BER wastage, was well justified.

      The CPRS would NOT result in a meaningful action on climate change. Emmissions would remain the same (probably increase) with the carbon tax cascading down to consumers as extra costs on everything.

      The Rudd opposition promised not to touch the private health care rebate before the 2007 election, but straight away wanted to change it after the election. A blatant broken promise. The savings you mentioned of $2 billion (wherever that came from) would be more than eaten up by the extra people jumping into the public health system because they could now no longer afford the private insurance.

      By the way, there are 2 independant and 3 green senators in the Senate. All Krudd’s bills would pass easily if you had the support of these guys, and the Coalition would be out of the equation. For 27 of the last 30 years, governments have had to negotiate with independent or minor party senators to get their bills through the senate…..why is Rudd any different? Krudd should stop whinging and put forward some bills that advance Australia and one’s that they actually have the ability to manage properly without wastage.

    • Le Chievre says:

      11:47am | 17/03/10

      I wish the Liberals had more of an issue of this - especially the one attacking Lucas for selling off public utilities; how about an ad reminding people that the Liberals were forced to sell them off because the Labor Party had almost bankrupted our state; and the AAA rating that Foley/Rann bask in was delivered by somebody else?

      Jamie, get this stuff into a TV ad and put it to air ASAP.

    • Pete says:

      01:02pm | 17/03/10

      Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dee, if you ask me. I cant stand the pollitical status quo, i have a feeling there are many like me who will vote for a new party or independant.

    • Ash says:

      02:12pm | 17/03/10

      About time. Terrific article. People are starting to smell the BS, and this is coupled to the arrogance of his key PM’s. They lost sight of the fact they represent the people, but instead have their sights firmly on their own beliefs. Foley needs to go, Atkinson needs to go - the trouble with them is that they are, indeed, walking carcasses but they didn’t get the email. On the flip side, the Liberals have nothing. Not even a spine.

    • KM says:

      02:45pm | 17/03/10

      Great piece Jamie, and every word here is true and correct. This guy has long been the reason SA has not moved ahead with its road, housing, and hospital infrastructure. It astounds me when Rann and his ministers are so arrogant towards the people of SA, treating them like morons. With no regard for what people want. They have eroding people’s rights away with there draconian laws. Rann twists the truth at every possible opportunity to better reflect on himself or his government. And if he is court out He either go’s into hiding or adds and twists words around to better suite his defense. Just like he did with his explanation of the chantelois affair. And guess who got away with it, once again. This state desperately needs an ICAC which rann heavily apposes. Our local governments are corrupt and also appose an ICAC one wonders why.

    • Robert Smissen of Rural SA says:

      03:03pm | 17/03/10

      Jamie you forgot to mention that Ranndy voted YES to close Hillcrest hospital, the Multifunction Polis, selling our power stations overseas then leasing them back, selling the Gas Co., Marine land closure/stuff up & even after the evidence of the State Bank fiasco in 1989 denied it & covered it up. Don’t forget people Mike Rann was a senior minister in John Bannon’s disastrous government, he hasn’t owned up to his clueless way of running things. Mikey go now, go whilst you have some dignity left.

    • Robert Smissen of Rural SA says:

      03:10pm | 17/03/10

      SA & her future citizens will be paying for Ranndy’s maladroit handling of our state, it is high time for him & his flunkies to shuffle off into obscurity.

    • Dave Munro, F.R.E.E. Australia Candidate for Goyde says:

      03:36pm | 17/03/10

      Frankly, poor dumb people like me do not see the difference between Labor and Liberal anymore. I am from the Port, I am a former union rep for the CPSU including 18 months as a Federal Councillor. I am so disillusioned by the two party politics in this state I got involved with the newly formed F.R.E.E. Australia Party. Though we are ignored by mainstream media and rely on the internet and getting out there we have, in the year and four days since our declaration as a party, come a long way. We don’t have the funds to pollute stobie poles nor cram letterboxes but we have a reasonably large membership. This saturday we will be running six candidates in the state election. We have two in the Legislative Council and four, including myself, in the House of Assembly. We don’t expect to set the world on fire, just get some justice in our corner and make the representatives of the people more accountable. Our motto is “by the people, for the people” but for this election it may as well be “put labor last”.

    • Pete says:

      11:03am | 18/03/10

      Good on ya Dave. I hope you go well this Saturday mate. You can see that FREE has been busy, there is some interesting stuff at freeaustralia.org

    • Ralph says:

      07:42am | 18/03/10

      I agree although the nerdy guy from bib brother is slimmer and smarter.

    • Mickey says:

      06:18am | 18/03/10

      No matter what you say about Mr Rann, I will vote for him anyway so will be many of my friends, as a liberal government can’t be trusted. They promise everything and you will see will do nothing. Go Mike Rann, you have my vote!

    • KSKS says:

      11:22am | 18/03/10

      One thing missing here folks. Rann doesn’t have the majority of the female vote.

    • All front says:

      04:32pm | 18/03/10

      KSKS -
      Spot on. Unless the men in charge of certain well known households can threaten to belt the piss out of them them unless they deliver for the brothers.

 

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