Early this year, with minimal fuss, the government-owned Future Fund made a principled choice to divest taxpayers’ dollars from companies that produce cluster bombs and land mines – pernicious devices that kill and maim long after a conflict has ended. Their victims, overwhelmingly, are civilians.

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Based on this decision, one might assume that the fund – which was set up in 2006 to cover the pension costs of retiring politicians, judges and public servants – has also excluded nuclear weapon companies. After all, these have grave humanitarian consequences too.

But not so. Documents obtained by the International Campaign to Abolish Nuclear Weapons in May revealed that the Future Fund owns $135 million worth of stocks in 15 companies that build nuclear arms for the United States, Britain, France and India.

Since then the fund has been under mounting pressure to wind up these investments. The Greens have twice grilled its executives in the Senate, and last week Defence Minister Stephen Smith announced a review into whether he should have the extraordinary power to veto nuclear weapon investments.

So why does the Future Fund object to the financing of land mines and cluster bombs, but consider it fine to finance nuclear bombs?

Its justification is that nuclear weapons, unlike land mines and cluster bombs, are not subject to a universal prohibition, and therefore investing in them is legitimate. But this ignores the humanitarian and environmental case against nuclear weapons, and confuses their legal status.

The Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty, which has been ratified by all but a small handful of countries, prohibits the manufacture of nuclear weapons and imposes a legal obligation on the nuclear powers to disarm. While it doesn’t stipulate timelines for dismantling warheads, its clear object is the worldwide elimination of nuclear forces.

In the four decades since it came into force, several thousand nuclear weapons have been taken apart and disposed of. But some 20,000 warheads remain, and most nations are dissatisfied with the current rate of progress towards abolition. Last year US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton caused a stir when she suggested it might take centuries to reach zero.

In an effort to speed up the nuclear disarmament process, UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon has proposed negotiations on a complementary treaty – known as a nuclear weapons convention – which would include timetables and benchmarks for disarming, and put in place the legal mechanisms needed to achieve abolition quickly and securely.

The current absence of such a treaty, however, does not make it legitimate for nations to hold on to their nuclear weapons. Nor does it make it acceptable to invest in their modernisation. Every year the vast majority of nations vote in favour of resolutions at the United Nations condemning these ultimate instruments of terror and mass destruction.

The International Court of Justice – the highest legal authority in the world – has affirmed that all nations with nuclear weapons are legally obliged to disarm without delay, and that the threat and use of nuclear weapons violates multiple fundamental principles of international law.

But putting the legal issues aside, the Australian people surely don’t want their money invested in this dangerous, deadly industry. Polls show that as a nation we rate nuclear non-proliferation as a more important foreign policy objective than combating terrorism and halting illegal immigration.

When he was prime minister, Kevin Rudd visited the A-bombed city of Hiroshima and made an appeal to the world for a future without these wicked weapons. By investing in nuclear arms production, the Future Fund clearly has no vision for the future at all.

Tim Wright is the Australian director of the International Campaign to Abolish Nuclear Weapons.

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    • Super D says:

      04:59am | 14/11/11

      The future fund is charged with maximising returns for the funding of public sector pensions.  How they do this is up to them.  Once political constraints are imposed this objective is no longer achieveable.  Perhaps portfolio managers at the future fund obviously believe that companies with an exposure to nuclear weapons tech are a sound investment.  It is likely though that these companies are not focused solely on nuclear weapons, rather that they are involved in nuclear power or conventional weaponry and have a few products that are utilised in nuclear weapons.  I could well be wrong but it seems likely to me that the guidance systems used in nuclear weapons are the same as those used in conventional weapons and that this would the tag the guidance system company as a nuclear weapons company in the eyes of activists.

      Mind you if the Greens had their way the future fund wouldn’t invest in coal and the independents wouldn’t want it investing in coles or woolies.  Politics and investment are best kept separate.  Investment requires a dispassionate assessment of facts, politics requires a passionate fudging of them.

    • Anna C says:

      08:49am | 14/11/11

      I agree with Super D. What are we only supposed to invest in so called ‘ethical investments’? The Future Fund is there to make money not dilly dather over this ethical minefield.

    • mick says:

      09:36am | 14/11/11

      Yeh right.  Lets invest in the Canadian asbestos mine which is selling to the residential market in India, or tobacco companies which have gone to the third world. 

      It is about ethics more than return.  The problem with governments is that bureaucrats know how to squander money better than earning it.  And when they do they simply have the government put up taxes.

    • Adam Diver says:

      09:41am | 14/11/11

      “Investment requires a dispassionate assessment of facts, politics requires a passionate fudging of them.”

      B-E-A-utiful

    • Adam says:

      12:24pm | 14/11/11

      I don’t think the Greens would have us invest in anything but tree planting and wind farms. I’d wager that after Mining they’d want to get rid of Banks.

      The economic illiteracy of the Greens is obvious for anyone who cares about the wealth of our nation and our ability to pay for universal healthcare, education and pensions among others. I’ve never seen them even think about the consequences about the abolition of coal mining etc. etc. etc.

      The Future Fund is there for a purpose, I totally agree with you Super D, let them do what they’re employed to do at the best of their ability and stop politicising every aspect of Australian society.

    • Leto says:

      12:39pm | 14/11/11

      Yeah, we should also be investing in child prostitution and slavery. Really good returns, and as you said Super D, it’s only maximising returns that we are concerned about.

    • Super D says:

      03:42pm | 14/11/11

      @Leto - Actually if we were going to invest in ILLEGAL activities I’d imagine crystal meth has better margins…..But nuclear weapons aren’t illegal, not for that matter is asbestos mining.  If you wanted to be truly ethical one industry you wouldn’t go anywhere near is wind power.  It transforms wilderness or farmland to an industrial landscape complete with roads, transmission towers and fences.  It kills birdlife and bats by the hundreds of thousands and the rare earths required in the manufacture of turbines are environmentally filthy.  Here’s a tip - rare earths aren’t particularly rare - finding a jurisdiction where you are allowed to process them is.

    • Erick says:

      05:16am | 14/11/11

      There is no such thing as a legal obligation upon a sovereign nation. Paper entities like the United Nations and the International Court of Justice can make all sorts of claims about what’s legal and what’s not, but in the end they have no power save what is granted them by sovereign nations.

      The power of those sovereign nations rests ultimately on their military forces, of which nuclear weapons are the most fearsome. No nation in its right mind would give up its nuclear deterrent.

      Far from encouraging such nonsense, Australia should be creating its own nuclear force.

    • Trevor says:

      08:37am | 14/11/11

      Erick I would be more surprised if it were to emerge that Australia does NOT already have nuclear weapons rather than if our nuclear-free status was officially confirmed.

    • james says:

      09:12am | 14/11/11

      Not true, South Africa gave up its nuclear weapons, as did Khazakhstan and the Ukraine. And why on earth would Australia build its own nuclear force? We hardly face any existential threats that would necessitate a nuclear deterrent.  What do you think our neighbours would do if we went down the nuclear path? Would our security be enhanced or diminished if we and our neighbours had off-setting nuclear capabilities?

    • Erick says:

      11:21am | 14/11/11

      @james - I said “no nation *in its right mind* would give up its nuclear deterrent. I’m pretty sure those three were coerced in some way.

      As for strategic threats to Australia - China is the big, long-term one, though any country with a large population and few natural resources is a candidate.

    • james says:

      12:34pm | 14/11/11

      @Eric - As far as I am aware, South Africa’s decision to disband its nuclear weapons was not a result of international coercion, it was entirely the decision of the incoming de Clerk Government. Belarus also relinquished its nuclear stockpile after the break up of the USSR with no international pressure. Like a number of other governments around the world, the South African and Belarus governments calculated that their security interests were better served without nuclear weapons than with them. As for Australia needing its own deterrent, given that we live under the US’s nuclear umbrella I think that there would be little to gain and probably much to loose from our own attainment of a nuclear capability. The big problem is that proliferation breeds proliferation. If we get one, than Indonesia will want one, then Malaysia will want one and so on.

    • MarkS says:

      02:48pm | 14/11/11

      Nukes are massive gamble. With nukes a regime can insure that no foreign power will overthrow it. But should another nuclear power decide that they are a clear & present danger to the continued survival of that power then they may launch. India & Pakistan would be a lot safer if neither of them had nuclear weapons. But once one did the other had too as well or accept a subservient position.

      So the regime increases its chance of surviving at the cost of increasing the chance of the people & nation ceasing to exist. Nations can be defeated, occupied & rebuild within a lifetime. But once your nation has suffered a full counter force strike there is no coming back.

      The simple fact of the matter is the safest position is to be a trusted & vital ally of a nuclear power with having them yourself. Other powers dare not invade you without taking out your ally first, only another nuclear state is capable of this & they are not going to waste any warheads on you. Should your ally be defeated in a nuclear war & the other power survive you surrender damn quick. All you need to do is keep on the good side of your ally, as we do with the good ole US of A.

    • marley says:

      06:24am | 14/11/11

      I’d like to know exactly which companies the author is talking about.  I don’t know of any company that advertises itself in the Yellow Pages as a manufacturer of nuclear bombs.  There are companies that make electronics or manufacture steel or develop guidance systems for whole ranges of civilian and military purposes.  I don’t think I’d be prepared to divest my shares in a world-leading electronics firm because one of its chips is used by the military.

      I’d like a little more specificity, programmed or otherwise, on this.

    • Mahhrat says:

      07:09am | 14/11/11

      Try calling 1800-h-o-l-y-w-a-r.

    • marley says:

      08:52am | 14/11/11

      @mahrat - splutter….I was drinking coffee when I read that. You owe me….

    • Zeta says:

      09:11am | 14/11/11

      Ask and ye shall receive:

      The Future Fund invests in five specific companies that have drawn the ire of the left - Boeing, BAE, Northropp Grumman, Thales and Larsen & Toubro.

      Since losing the X-Plane contract in the 1990s to Lockheed Martin, who are currently building our long over due Joint Strike Fighters, Boeing’s contribution to world nuclear proliferation is next to nill. They even sold their rocket engine division to Pratt & Whitney in 2005.

      Northrop Grumman are one of only two companies capable of building nuclear powered submarines, and their information services division provides logistical support to the US ballistic missile program. They also provide the RAAF with technical support for our F/A-18 Super Hornet fleet and make our night vision goggles.

      Thales, out of France, provides support to the French and UK nuclear missile programs, but they also build the Javelin anti-tank missile system, the Hellfire missile, voted by Israelis as their favourite anti-Palestinian appartment complex ordinance, and the Starstreak, a Transformer.

      BAE Systems is a conglomerate formed from the guts of British Aerospace, Supermarine, and Marconi Electronics, who built the weapons Our Fighting Lads (tm) fought the Hun with - the Spitfire fighter, the Comet, the Harrier Jumpjet. They also turned nylon stockings into parachutes.

      Today, BAE Systems builds submarines, destroyers, fighter chasis, infantry fighting vehicles. BAE Australia is our biggest defence contractor, and one of Australia’s biggest employers of skilled labor in regional and rural areas. They don’t build nuclear submarines or warships, but nuclear weapons can and have been mounted on some of the air craft they provide technical support to build.

      Larsen & Toubro are not strictly a defence contractor, they’re a heavy industry company that is helping the Indian Government build nuclear submarines, with the majority of the know how coming from US and UK based defence companies.

      The nuclear weapons programs of the Western powers, and now, those of India, are some of the biggest engineering endeavours ever undertaken. Building an ICBM, in terms of technical knowledge, logistics, and manpower is a task on par with building the Pyramids. The fact is, you can’t throw a stone around the military industrial complex without hitting someone who has provided nuclear weapons programs with material support.

      But where do you stop? You going to rip the Intel chip out of your PC because they use those in missile systems? You going to throw out your iPod because some guy in a bunker waiting for a radar contact is listening to Lady GaGa on one?

    • Mahhrat says:

      10:47am | 14/11/11

      13-Jihad?

      I’ll owe you a coffee no worries mate.  When you’re in Hobart, gmail me.

    • Trevor says:

      12:30pm | 14/11/11

      Nice list Zeta, impressive.

      I would just add this: Remember when Playstation 3 came out and their sale was prohibited in some unsavoury places as the chips inside them could be used to guide an ICBM?

      I play missile defender on my PS3 with a whole new outlook now!

    • Zeta says:

      01:16pm | 14/11/11

      @ Trevor - Ironically, the US Air Force used early model PS3s for a distributed computing project, they linked 1000s of them together to form a super computer. The project is now in doubt because the newer models of the PS3 won’t allow you to install Linux.

    • Erick says:

      05:01pm | 14/11/11

      Excellent work, Zeta. Love those details.

      When you’re good, you’re *very* good.

    • ShamWow says:

      07:27am | 14/11/11

      The whole purpose of countries retaining nuclear weapons is MAD, a world without nuclear weapons is a pipe dream.

    • Mark G says:

      08:23am | 14/11/11

      A point often lost on these activists. The main reason that we have not seen a nuclear war between two states is that everyone (at least the major powers) now has them. The MAD principle actually goes beyond that though. MAD doesn’t just prevent nuclear war. It also prevents large scale conventional war. Even a conventional war with modern equipment between two super-powers would be disastrous. Over 40 million died in WW2 (Without even considering Civilian deaths). This number would be far worse with modern weapons and present population densities. The number would probably be hundreds of millions. An interesting point of historical fact is that more Japanese died in the American ‘Fire Bombing’ campaigns in WW2 than died in the two nuclear strikes. Conventional warfare between superpowers is unlikely for one simple reason. Fear that this warfare would lead to nuclear warfare as soon as one of the sides started to lose. I know it sounds weird to some but nuclear weapons have probably saved more lives than they have taken (or will ever take).

    • Trevor says:

      08:43am | 14/11/11

      Hehe, I see what you did there. Clever.

      Are we all NUTS?

    • Mark G says:

      10:27am | 14/11/11

      Trevor,

      No we are not all nuts. That’s exactly why Mutually Assured Destruction (MAD) works. Even states like China, Iran and North Korea are not stupid enough to actually launch a nuclear strike. For every nuke you fire there would be one coming the other way. You may as well fire them at yourself.

    • Semi Concerned citizen says:

      10:37am | 14/11/11

      we need some. 20 or so and develop some missile tech of our own. Also some nuclear subs perhaps even some subs that worked either way we need more nuclear tech in this country

    • Trevor says:

      11:45am | 14/11/11

      Mark,

      Didn’t get it did you? That was supposed to be a compliment to Shamwow’s witty use of the acronym MAD (which as you correctly stated is Mutually Assured Destruction). But you’ve stuffed it!

      NUTS (Nuclear Utilisation Target Selection) is the younger brother of MAD. It is the theory of ‘first strike’. This theory facilitates the drive for first strike weapons and strategic assets that would facilitate a first strike. So the idea is you are able to take out the enemie’s nuclear assets before they can launch. Of course with the former USSR and Chine etc rapidly getting into the nuclear submarine game, it’s almost where we are back to MAD rather than NUTS. Google it if I am not making sense. I might be nuts but that was not to what I was referring.

      Oh, and your assertion that Iran would act in line with MAD is mad. The whole reason there is such a hubbub about Iran getting the bomb is because of the theocratical state of their government. MAD only works when all parties are rational and afraid of self-destruction. In a theocracy such considerations cannot be assured. Hence MAD goes out the window with places like Iran. Pakistan is arguably the same, but at least on paper they still have a secular government.

    • Mark G says:

      12:43pm | 14/11/11

      Trevor,

      Ah yes Got it now. Missed the quip.

      But I dont agree that a state like Iran would actually launch a nuclear strike. Countries like Iran are fanatical but they are fanatical because they see themselves as under threat. Same thing for North Korea. They believe that their people will be wiped out by western aggression. That’s what gives these rogue states/governments their power but is also the very reason why they would not actually attack. By attacking they pretty much guarantees the destruction of their people and their government and they know that. They may be fanatical but they are not stupid. Most of their rhetoric is just that, rhetoric. Talk strong to look strong. Nothing makes you look stronger than nuclear weapons and a promise to use them.

    • Trevor says:

      01:27pm | 14/11/11

      Mark,

      You are probably right that such nations wouldn’t launch for the exact same reasons that a sensible government would. However when the stakes are as high as they are with global nuclear war, western nations can’t take that chance (or won’t take that chance).

      Iran wants to ‘wipe Israel off the map’. Under MAD, the theory would be that they wouldn’t as they themselves would be wiped out. However being a theocracy, they may well say ‘bring it on, the holy citizens of Iran look forward to meeting their 72 virgins when they get to paradise’. (That would be my definition of hell!)

      I imagine N Korea would be of similar thinking, even if they are ostensibly a sensible ‘secular’ government. (I wonder if the cult of Kim Jong Ill makes N Korea a theocracy?)

    • Mark G says:

      02:32pm | 14/11/11

      72 virgins. yeah

      I have never got that one. I dont know why these men think that is a good thing. Why would a women who were not willing to part with their virginity in life be willing to part with it in death? Surely even the most attractive ladykillers would have trouble there. Die for God and you will get to live in a convent (yay wink ). I would prefer 72 sluts. At least you know that they would put out.

    • Mark G says:

      02:35pm | 14/11/11

      Trevor,

      The only problem with your arguement is that these rogue states would be more likely to fire if their opponents didn’t have nuclear weapons. Having a nuclear capability doesn’t completely eliminate the threat but its better than not having them at all.

    • ShamWow says:

      03:25pm | 14/11/11

      It’s actually raisins not virgins. It’s a pretty critical thing to be lost in translation but, hey, who doesn’t love raisins?

    • Trevor says:

      03:52pm | 14/11/11

      Mark,

      Entirely correct, on both posts. Bring on the 72 sluts! Imagine an eternity of ‘oh, that hurts, are you finished yet?’ or ‘why are you pointing it at my face…oh, gross!!!’? etc. Hell!

      Both MAD and NUTS were developed in the bi-polar world (Cold War) with the threat of total global nuclear armageddon. In the current world, there is a multitude of nuclear threats not covered by them. Terrorists getting thir hands on them, rogue states, etc. Hence the new new ‘Bush Doctrine’ of pre-emptive strike. It can theoretically counter threats from both conventional and non-conventional weapons, provided the hosting country isn’t strong enough to put US citizens in body bags of course! (Don’t get me started on the ethics of such a policy)

      In the real world of Realpolitick though, both MAD and NUTS are followed to the letter. Terrorism is just window dressing to keep the masses fearful and willing to continue to pump trilions towards the Military Industrial Complex. The Americans have their bases here for CCC (Command, Control and Communication) with their Indian Ocean nuclear sub fleet for example (that provides protection for US oil supplies in line with the Truman Doctrine. Making us a juicy target for the Chinese should they take umbrage with the US at any point in the future…

    • Trevor says:

      04:10pm | 14/11/11

      @Shamwow

      Raisins? Really? Yeah, a pretty big stuff up of the translators behalf!

      I love raisins, but not enough to shave my entire body, tape an IED to my buttcrack and take out a hummer full of yanks. Well, only if Kim Kardashian and Tyra Banks were in it. 

      As I assume the people that are doing just that are going by the untranslated version. They must really love raisins!

      I’m going to start calling them raisin jockeys.

    • Tim says:

      08:17am | 14/11/11

      The lefties wont be satisfied until the future fund only invests in green energy.
      After shaming them into dumping nuclear weapons investments they will just move on to forcing them to dump their investments in fast food companies and newscorp.

    • RyaN says:

      09:19am | 14/11/11

      @Tim: And the greenies won’t be satisfied until the future fund invests in complete communist domination and nuclear weapons.  Go figure.

    • MarkS says:

      08:24am | 14/11/11

      The only time that nukes were used was when there was only two of them. If all the nuclear weapons disappeared today, tomorrow there would be two of them. They would be used. Be careful what you wish for, one day you might get it.

    • Rick of the Dustbowl says:

      08:37am | 14/11/11

      Spend the future fund now and let the retiring fat cats be hung out to dry like the rest of us poor slobs

    • Stephen says:

      09:10am | 14/11/11

      Another lefty lament. Silly, unrealistic and completely ignoring the reality of our current civilisation.

      Keep banging that tambourine, Timmy. At least the Greens will always be listening.

    • Jordan says:

      09:38am | 14/11/11

      While I can’t agree with the pro-nukes, invest-in-child-sex-slavery-so-long-as-it-makes-profit crowd here, I have begun to seriously question the desirability of accelerating disarmament in recent years.

      The catalyst was reading a blog post pointing out that even if the warhead count were reduced to zero tomorrow, the current nuclear powers would still retain all of the technical expertise to create new arsenals. That’s what’s actually dangerous, and unlike the weapons its essentially impossible to get rid of. The Manhattan Project built the first bomb from scratch in 6 years - and they were only really trying for the last three - for a fraction in real dollar terms of the Pentagon’s current peacetime R&D budget. Realistically, upon the outbreak of WW3 it would take at most a few months’ of a crash project for any of these governments to rebuild a sizable nuclear force - and surely if we think they’d use the weapons they have now in that scenario, its equally as likely they’d build and use new weapons if they had to. Indeed IIRC the post made quite a good argument that the race to build and use the weapons would be probably even more unstable than the current MAD status quo.

      So, I’m not sure how much trying to disarm the existing powers (as opposed to stopping anyone else from obtaining the expertise) really buys the world.

    • Zeta says:

      10:10am | 14/11/11

      Even worse, the nuclear powers might not retain the technical knowledge. If nuclear arsenals are decomissioned, that’s a lot of unemployed physicists looking for work, and if even one of them is tempted to work for a rogue state, you have even bigger problem.

    • AdamC says:

      01:08pm | 14/11/11

      Jordan, I agree. The naive, ‘no nukes’ set seem to believe that you can un-ring the bell on nuclear weapons. But that is not possible. Rational leaders will only ever willingly limit their military capacity in respect of wars they can afford to lose.

      Therefore, it would be more sensible for the abolitionists to focus on the particular geopolitical rivalries which give rise to the desirability of maintaining large, costly standing nuclear arsenals in the first place.

      Russia, China and the US may surrender their weapons if the likelihood of major war were to recede and there was a system in place to ensure that all parties disarmed at once. Britan could then be prevailed upon to sacrifice her warheads, and even France (reluctantly) would probably do the same. Likewise, a rock-solid guarantee by the great powers to protect Israel fromany invasion by its Arab neighbours and their terrorist cronies could convince the Zionist Entity to leave the (unannounced) nuclear club.

      Only the India and Pakistan situation is really intractable. Mind you, one wonders whether the author would still be interested in the cause of abolishing nuclear weapons if the only states that retained them were the less glamorous ones, but also the most likely to use them.

    • Kasssandra says:

      10:58am | 14/11/11

      “nuclear weapon companies”, “companies that make nuclear arms”

      In the absence of an Acme Atomic Bomb Corp. then who is the author talking about? There are corporations that mine uranium, others that build reactors and supply fuel rods in which plutonium is produced, others that build missiles or bombers, and a multitude that manufacture components of various kinds that go into the weapons and their delivery systems. I suppose somebody has to take the plutonium and incorporate it into a device to make a thermonuclear warhead but who is it exactly and what else do they produce? Is this done by military facilities or in the private sector?

    • Jase says:

      06:56pm | 14/11/11

      I think they are trying to get at the companies who produce the parts which eventually end up as the final product.

      For example Raytheon build missiles in Perth, (Private Company) but I am pretty sure there are no explosive parts until the missile arrives in the states or whatever its final destination. Btw Raytheon build everything from electronics to trains and everything in between.

    • Don D'Cruz says:

      10:59am | 14/11/11

      The job of the Future Fund should be about maximising returns and not pushing your undergraduate view of the world.

      As well, Kevin thinks that your campaign is crap. Hahaha.

    • A Safe Pair Of Hands says:

      11:01am | 14/11/11

      When the world’s population reaches eleven billion people ,the world will run out of fresh water.
      Nuclear Weapons will then be used to get rid of some billions of people so that there is enough fresh water for those people that remain.

    • Trevor says:

      12:38pm | 14/11/11

      Nah, that would be a job for genetically-targetting artificial Ebola! Straight from Fort Dettrick! Why would the survivors want to live in a nuclear wasteland?

    • MarkS says:

      02:50pm | 14/11/11

      The pretty glow in the dark water may not have any nasty bugs in it but I for one would not want to drink it.

    • Utopia Boy says:

      05:39pm | 14/11/11

      I stopped reading after “Defence Minister Stephen Smith announced a review into whether he should have the extraordinary power to veto nuclear weapon investments.”
      I thought these bloody politicians were there to make decisions. Can’t they do anything without a committee, a review, an analysis, a white paper, an impact study, a panel of experts or focus group?
      What about “Gee it’s a bit rich our pension fund has investments in weapon making companies. Using my middle of the road mind and some common sense, let’s shift those funds elsewhere, ok? Good; done. While we are at it, we’ll increase the pension for our veterans and slash 20% off our own shall we? Sweet. Let’s have a beer.”
      Wankers.

 

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