Advertising gets a bum rap. There are plenty of ads that are annoying, a few that are offensive – longer lasting sex, anyone? – but there are many that make you laugh and often eclipse the shows that carry them for creativity.

A shortlist from the past couple of years would include the terrific Toyota border security ad (“Yep, we’ve got tofu”), the Four and Twenty Pie campaign for fake salad for men (“Hey those blokes are eating salad – let’s give them our phone numbers!), and the current Perfect Italiano campaign (“Sometimes when I cook, I weep”) which is happily is on high rotation during Masterchef.

At the other end of the spectrum of genius are the government and political advertisements. We should brace ourselves for the bombardment over the coming months. The cost of political advertising is one thing, but it would so much easier to cop the amount of money blown on these ads if they were actually informative, or possibly even entertaining.

You can imagine the squeals of laughter coming from the offices of the nation’s advertising agencies when they land one of these plumb contracts, secure in the knowledge that there will be absolutely no creative pressure placed upon them to deliver something innovative, ground-breaking or eye-catching, and a bottomless pit of money courtesy of the taxpayers to pay for all the blandness. 

The feds have just fleeced us for almost $30 million to pay for their overtly political advertisements about the health takeover. The advertisements do precisely nothing to explain how the takeover will work, save for reciting the lines used by Kevin Rudd and Nicola Roxon ahead of the COG meeting where the deal was done.

And then there’s those NSW Government ads which set a record for shamelessness by blowing $2.3 million from state taxpayers to promote the federal stimulus spending. The ads are disguised as Workcover safety warnings, telling parents and kiddies to make sure they’re not crushed by an excellent new tuck shop or a wonderful new COLA (covered outdoor learning area) under the Rudd Government’s absolutely sensational Building the Education Revolution program.

Unlike these bogus infomercials, at least no taxpayers are harmed in the making of party-political campaign propaganda. In a democracy, the political parties are entitled to spend their own money on whatever advertisements they like.

But while you can’t rail about the cost, you can certainly groan about the quality. Both sides of politics appear to be stuck in the 1970s in Australia. Nothing has really changed since the days of Singo. If you look at the United States, there have been some terrific negative advertisements which have been executed with a light touch. The best of these was the devastating attack on failed Democrat presidential candidate John Kerry. The Republicans went after the two weaknesses at the centre of his candidacy – the fact that he was inconsistent on public policy, and as a private citizen, so obscenely rich as to be out of touch – using spliced footage of Kerry riding a windsurfer back and forth in both directions, to paint him not just as a flip-flop guy but a member of the idle rich.

In Australia right now, the Libs have got out of the blocks early with a desperately uninspired Tony Abbott piece to camera where he talks plaintively about Rudd being all talk and no action, promising by default that he’ll talk less but give us more action. For Tony’s sake it is hoped that it’s not the kind of action we saw on the 7.30 Report the other night.

But it was Abbott’s poor showing with Kerry O’Brien which gave Labor a chance to turn around a very quick attack advertisements on Tuesday, using grabs from The 7.30 Report interview to show that Abbott could not be trusted on his word.

The advertisement follows the now-hackneyed editing format where a black and white photo of a goofy-looking Abbott slowly grows in size on the screen and moves scarily towards the viewer. The voiceover is done by an agitated sounding bloke who begins…”Tony Abbott says he’s a straight shooter – but now we know, that’s just not true.” As Abbott’s face comes closer, and you start to worry you’ll be trapped under his ears, the grab from the 7.30 Report flashes up, giving Labor a chance to throw in everything from new taxes and Workchoices as it frightens voters with Abbott’s own silly quote.

The format of these ads is now so tired. It was used to ludicrous effect by the SA Labor Party at this year’s poll, with ads saying that Opposition Leader Isobel Redmond’s support for an independent parole board meant she wanted three notorious rapists and serial killers to be set free. It was straight out of the Willie Horton playbook, the infamous advertisement the Republicans used to in the US to destroy Michael Dukakis’ presidential candidacy after he freed a Massachusetts murderer of the same name.

Conviction politics appears to be dead in Australia. We’ve got a Prime Minister who is on the run from his former self, backflipping on everything from asylum seekers and insulation to school buildings and climate change, versus an Opposition Leader who by his own admission often makes promises in the heat of the moment which he does not intend to keep.

He’s not running as a candidate here, sadly, but I’d be tempted to lodge a protest vote for Dale Peterson. He’s running for the position of Agriculture Commissioner in the United States and he’s designed one of the more remarkable campaign advertisements I’ve ever seen. Sure, he might be a gun-toting hillbilly, but unlike our current crop of political leaders, he does come across as a man of his word.

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    • Dale says:

      06:21am | 20/05/10

      Dorman Grace brags on his Facebook page about receiving contributions from industries he would regulate. Bragging about receiving illegal money on Facebook! Who on earth would support such a dummy?! And why?!

    • Steve says:

      10:06am | 20/05/10

      Obviously you do by the mentioning of his facebook on here.

    • Shifter says:

      10:38am | 20/05/10

      Yeah, dunno about the rifle Dale.

    • Jason says:

      11:41am | 20/05/10

      I can not believe you actually think that perfect man add is good, its horrible.

    • happy days says:

      07:37am | 20/05/10

      The worst political advert I have seen was paul howes supporting the 40 percent extra tax on miners profits. Its mind boggling that a union could support a bill that may cause thousands of its members to loose their jobs. But hey maybe its self interest and he wants a safe labor seat at the next election. and if that’s the casse he should be chucked out for abuse of hundreds of thousand of the union dollars

    • Henry says:

      10:32am | 20/05/10

      Agree.

      The Howes/Union ad is the worst and most shameless and heartless ad of all time.

      Howes puts his personal power trip above the blokes at the coal face who are COMPELLED to pay his wages so he save their jobs.  Howes is so out of touch it is frightening.  An own goal of epic proportions.

    • Drewboy says:

      11:19am | 20/05/10

      I couldn’t agree more. How does that represent the best interests of union members.

    • Left, Right, Out by Both of U. says:

      04:48pm | 20/05/10

      @ happy days, Henry & Drewboy, When i marched on labour day in Brisbane, most of the unionists/ex labour voters i spoke to, felt much the same way about the direction that both unions & the red/green/getup/labour coalition have been going.

      http://ausfirst.alphalink.com.au/

      http://www.democrats.org.au/

      regards the former snag & swinging voter

    • Phil says:

      07:46am | 20/05/10

      What we need in Australia is truth in advertising by political parties.

      As a private citizen or company director you are subject to the Trade Practices Act and penalties for misleading and deceptive conduct, which can include fines/penalties or possibly jail time.

      Both sides are guilty of making false acqusations and it has got to stop, with tough penalties, meaning dismissal from their position and.or personal liability for incorrect statements designed to mislead the public.

      I do not wish to harp, but there is no way any labor supporter would pay the inflated prices paid for building works under the BER with the quality given for that amount, but because they see it as free they dont care.

      What we want from policital leaders is straight shooting policies designed for all, not minorities.

      Thats my opinion anyway

    • Left, Right, Out by Both of U says:

      11:15am | 20/05/10

      Krudd’s a Dud, but Tony’s a Phony, yeah but Krudd’s a Dud, Yeah but Tony’s a Phony, Yeah but etc, etc, etc.

      Both sides of politics are completely, totally, utterly, corrupt, incompetent & rotten to the core.

      The only thing i can say is that having been around it, inside both sides & observing from outside as well, is that somehow the red/green/getup/labor coalition have managed to be, even worse than the liberal/national coalition.

      As a Queenslander who grew up with the Joh Peterson regime, that really takes some doing.

      Like the lib/dems in the UK many of the minor party members/officials i have spoken to will be making demands of the conservatives before handing over preferences, let alone any post election deals to get programs through the senate, come 2010 never again.

      1, will be electoral reform

      2, will be full prosecution of the http://www.heineraffair.info/

      3, will be a senate commitee on “Un Australian Activities”

      regards the formersnag & swinging voter

    • James1 says:

      12:01pm | 20/05/10

      Nah.  All we need in Australia is more politicians toting guns in their advertisements.  That ad is one of the best things I have ever seen.

    • T.Chong says:

      08:20am | 20/05/10

      One hell of a funny ad, more so because the horse and Dale both appear to be serios.
      Dale appears to be channelling John Wayne.
      Whats with the guns? , and to what type of mindset is this ad meant to appeal to ?

    • Rob r Charteris says:

      01:41pm | 20/05/10

      A mindset that if you ever go to alabama you will see why. My impression of the US last time I was there was…. Great place! wouldn’t want to live there. In fact you come to realise what and amazing country we live in called Australia.

    • Old Clive says:

      08:36am | 20/05/10

      No intelligence in opposition and none in Government, what a tremendous waste of taxpayers money. We need truth in advertising and Government. Didn’t the ALP make lying by Parliamentarians legal.

    • Steve woy woy says:

      11:06am | 20/05/10

      Old Clive says ...... No intelligence? in relation to what Clive?.. your memory or the general intelligence the masses. what a tremendous waste of taxpayers money!! you must be talking about the previous government of course… Old mountebank Johnny and his Dumbing Down Of The Nation Programme… cost us about $3mil a week… Clive you’re right we do need truth in advertising and government as far as lying by parliamentarians you will need to ask Mr Abbott about that… using one of his infamous quotes and there are many…. when asked about the state of the health system when minister and the funds not getting through to help the system… his response…  Sh#t Happens…..

    • corner office partner says:

      08:55am | 20/05/10

      Not many ads are worth watching, and especially not political ads. The only ad I can think of that amuses me is the soup ad referencing the old Solo ads. It doesn’t try to take itself seriously and has some campy 70s ‘action sports’.

      You can’t expect much creativity from advertisers or politicians. Advertisers were the type of people too stupid to get into law or medicine and not limp-wristed enough to do an arts degree so they ended up doing the wuss degree of the Economics faculty, a Bachelor of Busines. Politicians are basically leeches looking for a pension plan that rely too heavily on spin doctors rather than leadership.

    • Zeta says:

      09:40am | 20/05/10

      Comparing political ads to corporate ads is like comparing a sharp rock to a Predator drone. They’re both tools, but one is wielded by cave men while the other is the end result of a few thousands years of technological evolution.

      You know in the US, advertisers are now creating ads that still maintain product integrity when fast forwarded 33x to keep up with people using TiVo? They’re using the same eye tracking technology James Cameron employed in Avatar to track where the human eye drifts while watching advertisements and television shows and placing products in those regions of the screen. Some of the most advanced research into our brain patterns has been funded by advertisers to isolate the precise region of the brain responsible for desire, and it’s predicted that in the next 30 years they’ll be able to stimulate you into purchasing a product using magnetic fields alone.

      In comparison, political ads are just embarrasing. Break them down and they’re basically saying ‘I’m a politician, you should vote for me because I paid for this ad’. Meanwhile Apple is singing you a beautiful poem right down the ear to your soul that strokes your consumer gland into purchasing.

      I don’t even have commercial television but I watch ads on the internet because they’re such fascinating cultural artifacts. More time, effort and money is going into them than we put into the space program.

      Meanwhile, political consultants are still using the same ads from 1988.

    • Angry at the waste of our taxes! says:

      10:07am | 20/05/10

      The two parties not much prefered are as bad as each other. We know it but what are we going to do about it. There are so many people who wont vote to boot Labor because hey believe Liberal Coalition will be worse. They believe that because for decades whatever party gets in they turn aropunf and do the party thing rather than represent constituents.  I believe almost seventy percent of the voting population in Australiaa are too lazy to think and then act toward electing honest representatives. And those politicians wont be found as part of the two parties not much prefered machine where members have their spine removed as part of the process of joining!

    • Fools says:

      10:22am | 20/05/10

      No-one thought to mention The Union is paying for most of these adds if not all? Taxpayers are not paying a cent!!

    • Tails says:

      11:08am | 20/05/10

      You mean the union that gets paid to build over priced school halls? That union or a different one?

    • centurion48 says:

      11:11am | 20/05/10

      Rubbish. The federal government has spent about $100 million of taxpayers’ money this FY and the budget made provision for $126 million. Which mugs do you think are paying for the health advertisements - us taxpayers, that’s who.
      I don’t care if the unions spend their members’ money: that is for the members to whinge about.
      To be even-handed, John Howard still holds the record for wasting public funds on advertising in a single year and that was the start of his downfall. Let’s hope it works again on the current government.

    • Edward James says:

      01:38pm | 20/05/10

      Where do you think the Union gets its money from? While it is not “tax” as such,  it comes out of the workers pockets just the same!

    • Brian says:

      10:44am | 20/05/10

      Paul Howes lost all credibility (if he had any) when Michael Kroger dismantled him a few weeks back on the ABC. Howes looked like a confused child.

    • Roy says:

      11:33am | 20/05/10

      If the price of democracy is political advertising I’ll wear that. If I don’t like it I can switch off or change channels. But beware! Soon they will be in 3D!
      How does that grab you?

    • Jack says:

      12:44pm | 20/05/10

      Dale is a redneck, not a hillbilly. A hillbilly lives in the Appalachians and rapes Burt Reynolds a redneck lives in the country and totes a rifle.

    • chris says:

      07:41pm | 20/05/10

      Dunno,  Jack. I can just hear Dale saying “yewww squeal laahhk a peeyug , boyahh”

    • Albie says:

      12:54pm | 20/05/10

      My partner’s quote about the current health ad when I complained that it made the new system look like the complicated web that it will probably be:

      “No it’s not a complicated web, it’s an *integrated system*.”

      LOL

    • Chris says:

      01:26pm | 20/05/10

      Albie,

      This is not meant to be disrespectful of your partner in any way - but the ads appear to be working.

      That is why they are still being used - if it ain’t broke, why fix it.

    • Rena says:

      01:08pm | 20/05/10

      The worst ads I have ever watched, and hate doing so, are all the ads about the funerals and funeral insurance companies. They are so insensitive, discriminatory; blatant demand to make parents responsible for providing money to their children for their own funeral. These ads are revolting, aggressive, culturally insensitive and, for some reason, presented mainly during meal times.  Disgusting.
      Why the hell, the ads suspect that the only people to die are the aged and wealthy so the still alive should use paid services of some middle- man agency to link   financially aged parents with their children.
      This funeral obligation goes even to grandchildren.
      Pathetic, unscrupulous, bad taste and poor quality.

    • Rob r Charteris says:

      01:22pm | 20/05/10

      Dave, maybe Abbott should get himself a horse and gun lol no one will argue with him about lying anymore. Btw, that was a cracker YouTube video above…. was it for real???? oh boy only in Amerika!!! thanks for posting it was a right giggle

    • Ned says:

      01:42pm | 20/05/10

      There’s only one kind of good ad - one that sells the product. An agency can turn out an Oscar-winning production but if it does not sell the product, it is a dud.

      Remember John Singleton’s ‘Where do you get it?’ horror from the 80s? The product (grocery chain as I recall) went gangbusters as a result. I particularly enjoy the Toyota border security ad, but how many Landcruisers has it sold?

    • Arios says:

      02:07pm | 20/05/10

      OMG how “full on” is that Dale Peterson political ad!

      I love how he slings the gun over his shoulder. Very very full on!

      Now that’s hardcore..

    • Joe says:

      04:38am | 25/05/10

      I thought Rudd said he would stop the reckless spending on political ads… Oh thats right he said sooooo much that wasn’t true. Shame on him for soiling the position of PM. Now many think things will never get anybetter. But I do miss John Howard now. Rudd isnt half the man Howard is.

 

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