Climate change sceptic and mathematician Christopher Monckton has just debated economist and Executive Director of the Australia Institute Richard Denniss at the National Press Club.

The real winner was probably the weather. According to the Bureau of Meteorology, our massively overheating globe could muster just four degrees for Canberra at the time of the debate.
The Punch team watched the debate, first with (de)bated breath, then with waning enthusiasm as all the old arguments resurfaced. Then we bought a sandwich and a coffee. Our quick summary is below. Who do you think came out on top?
DEBATING STYLE
Ant: Monckton is a cheery sort of fellow, and went out of his way to bring in not one, but two cricket analogies for his Australian audience. Very clever.
Tory: Ugh! I HATED his smug little ‘insert appropriately relevant local joke here’ style. Not to mention his godawful ‘Australian’ mock-Dundee accent when he said ‘caaaarbon tax’. Denniss was straight down the line, lacking charisma, but at least he made sense.
PRESENTATION
Ant: Denniss’ tie was awful. If you’re going to wear one, for God’s sake tie it properly.
Tory: Shit. I didn’t notice what anyone was wearing, I was too distracted by trying to work out who was in the audience and trying to come up with some sort of cheeky headline for this piece.
OVERALL ARGUMENT
Ant: Denniss relied too much on analogy. They were good analogies but they were analogies nonetheless. Example: he said we all insure our cars, so why not insure the globe? He also said if five doctors said you had cancer, and a sixth says you don’t, who would you be inclined to believe? Like I say, nice analogies, but facts please.
Tory: I agree, analogies are too easy and they always hit a wall eventually. But hold on, Ant, you liked Monckton’s analogies!
ENTERTAINMENT VALUE
Ant: Denniss was pretty coherent, but what you appreciate about Monckton when you see him for the first time is his Vaudevillian presence, enhanced by those oversized eyes. He really can carry a room. By contrast, Denniss was flat. Mind you most people would be flat by contrast.
Tory: We’re not meant to mention the eyes, Ant. But totally agree, he was quite quaint in a pompous-uncle-pontificating-at-the-pub sort of way. Denniss was flat.
CREDIBILITY
Ant: A Channel Seven reporter cheekily disobeyed the edict to ask about whether Monckton really is a member of the House of Lords. Monckton shooed him away like a fly but didn’t really answer the question.
Tory: That poor, cute Alex Hart! Monckton was rude and then did a stupid ‘but look at my passport’ magic trick. And everyone chuckled warmly. Gah. I thought Denniss was vastly more credible.
BEST BIT
Ant: I was pretty heavily swayed by Denniss when he spoke of consensus. Not just the scientific consensus on human-induced climate change, but the consensus to act among people like BHP chief Marius Kloppers, and indeed every Liberal leader before Abbott. That said, I was impressed with Monckton’s line that any action Australia takes on carbon emissions will reduce global warming by 1/14000th of a degree. Which hardly seems worth it
Tory: Monckton came out swinging against ruling by consensus. Before proceeding to refer to the consensus of economists on the issue. I thought the best bit was when Monckton said Abbott’s plan was as pointless as Gillard’s.
WORST BIT
Ant: Monckton scraped the barrel when he indirectly invoked Godwin’s Law. This happened when he mentioned an article that said climate deniers should be gassed. And we all know who else gassed people, Monckton said…
Tory: The audience. The sycophantic smug chuckles on both sides, everyone enjoying having their entrenched positions confirmed by people in the spotlight.
THE WINNER
Ant: Debates by their very nature are anything but scientific. They are won not just with facts but with style and presentation. On this score, Monckton gets the nod by a short neck.
Tory: If I trusted that all Monckton’s figures and papers cited were true and representative, he’d win, but because I don’t, Denniss wins.
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