Here at The Punch we’re not above nicking a good idea from our readers.

Do you find politicians two dimensional? Cartoon: Eric Lobbecke.

Last week I posted a piece on the dismal effort that is MyHospitals and some of you (ex ALP, Grumpy and Jim) chimed in with “how about a MyPoliticians site?”.

Which seemed like a mighty sensible suggestion.

Imagine. A site listing all state, federal and even local politicians that measures them against key performance indicators.

Inspired by Government creations such as MySchools, GroceryWatch and FuelWatch, a new way to keep the bastards honest.

You could see, at a glance, just how your politicians stack up. And that sort of transparency would force all of them to do better.

A little less conversation, a little more action.

You could have:

- A list of all core (and non-core?) election promises along with progress made towards them.

- A running count of backflips.

- Each slogan coined next to the number of times used.

- A diagram highlighting conflicting policy positions.

- A range of characteristics – such as Parliamentary performance, use of spin, instances of pork barrelling – set against national averages.

- Handy translations of any esoteric rhetoric.

The list is theoretically infinite.

It’s a massive task, but if done properly it could trigger a huge increase in voter knowledge, political accountability and actual outcomes.

We’re not quite able to create something on such a grand scale.

Hence, welcome to “MyPollie”. A place where you, dear readers, can contribute to a snapshot of Australia’s politicians and their performance over the past year.
So tell us what you REALLY think – on a scale from Criminally Negligent to Should Be Ruler of the Universe.

Prime Minister Julia Gillard surely earns points for staying cool as she clung to power by the very tips of her fingers, but loses points for a series of policy failures. Does the knifing of Kevin count as a positive for sharp political acumen or as a negative for the sneaky betrayal? Does she get a pass?

Opposition Leader Tony Abbott leapt out of the gates and almost managed to convince Australia that he had cast off the Mad Monk moniker to become a potential Prime Minister. But post election is he just a harping critic, or has he shown signs of genuine ability?

NSW Premier Kristina Kenneally has had a hell of a year. Is it all her fault, and should she be delivered a resounding “fail”?

Victoria’s had a changing of the guard, where did Labor lose marks?

In South Australia the year began with the Premier getting whacked with a wine magazine, and it’s finishing as the Treasurer’s scars from his own violent encounter heal. Have they copped enough or should we punish them further with a bad grade?

We want to know how you would mark Greens leader Bob Brown, and Senator Nick Xenophon. What about Belinda Neale or Troy Buswell?

There are no hard and fast rules, just give them a mark out of 10 and the reasons why.
Join in – it was your idea, after all.

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    • Ex ALP voter says:

      06:09am | 20/12/10

      Ok here is my list:

      1) Kevin Rudd - 2/10: Kevin came to power in a blaze of glory and then didn’t really get anything done. The GFC was a non event thanks to money put aside from another Federal government and my main gripe was that he said the buck would stop with him with regards to getting hospitals in shape but delay after delay we ended up with a Frankenstein (Federal/State patch up) system with no real accountability. As our Foreign Minister he isn’t really up to the job, all hot air.

      2) Gillard - 1/10: Sad, really sad. She is as fake as a 3 dollar bill. She hasn’t really done anything significant as PM from a policy point of view. And she is being controlled by the Greens/Independents. A puppet PM at best, no real substance or value.

      3) Roxon - 0/10: As health minister she appears to be controlled by the nursing unions and doctors aren’t getting the support they need to do a very difficult job. Roxon has tried to paint doctors as the bad guys and cut Medicare rebates (GPs, sports physicians, opthamologists etc) to ‘save’ money but has opened up Medicare access and prescriptions to nurses with barely a fraction of the training and no real hospital medical/clinical experience. There is an oversupply of medical graduates and we don’t have a plan for employment and training for them. We need a fair system that allows the properly qualified individual to do their job. If there are standards for pilots, lawyers, accountants, why isn’t there one for health professionals who are supposed to diagnosis and treat. Why invest in training 1/3 of a doctor instead of a full one? Fail, fail, fail.

    • TimB says:

      07:01am | 20/12/10

      You gave Rudd a 2? Generous. As far as I’m concerned he should tie with Roxon on a big fat zero.

      I’ll agree with the single point given to Gillard, but only because she knifed the incomptent Rudd. About the only positive thing she’s done.

      That being said, I’ll give 3 points to whichever pollie knifes the even more incompetent Gillard.

    • TChong says:

      07:04am | 20/12/10

      EX ALP - you seem to have issues with Nursr Practioners, You claim that NPs have no real hospital/ medical experience , while the prerequiite is for those NPs to have done atleast 5 years of clinical work before commencing the courses.
      Medical Officers - “Doctors” have far less clinical experience when they commence practice in the Health System.
      Please try to find out the facts.

    • PaulB says:

      07:30am | 20/12/10

      The GFC is not a non-event and it is far from over.  I just hope our Banks have remained prudent and steered clear of America’s toxic, larcenous Banks.

    • Ex ALP voter says:

      07:48am | 20/12/10

      TChong I’m thinking of a word…..what is it…..yea now I remember, it is called propaganda. NP do not have the same training, expectations, responsibility, accountability, or full work experience including overtime as a medical officer in a hospital. So if I hang out with pilots ever so often, read a few manuals and get away with a few crash landings, does that make me qualified to fly a plane? A very commendable effort in giving us the wrong impression (from my point of view).

      ps: I don’t have anything against NPs, I just don’t think we need to add another unnecessary layer (NPs) to health and neglect another more significant layer (doctors). If the NP wants to be given those rights they have to manage the whole patient.

    • JMCC says:

      08:12am | 20/12/10

      Shame on you old mate, memberof the AMA? Lib’ dressed in ALP clothing, what a dishonest blog you should bow youe head in shame

    • David of Adelagado says:

      08:16am | 20/12/10

      Kevin Rudd has a severe personality disorder and is possibly insane. Malignant narcissism is one of his problems but he is a complex melting pot.  His tears for the stolen generations were not for those people but were actually an expression of his love for himself. The drama and emotion of being at the centre of such a grand display of public emotion simply brought him to tears of joy. It was a narcissists ultimate dream come true. He needs to be sacked before he disgraces us further.

    • Rebecca says:

      08:33am | 20/12/10

      I think Rudd deserves a few extra points for the Aboriginal Apology…. you gotta admit that was good

    • john says:

      09:51am | 20/12/10

      @Rebecca,
      Now we are all sorry, even aboriginals.

    • Likes Joining Dots says:

      10:02am | 20/12/10

      If you check the MyPollie charts, Rudd scored 10/10 in the “robust” language index.  Some believe this may have skewed his overall rating towards the positive.

    • Jon says:

      10:15am | 20/12/10

      Roxon and the nursing union should be ashamed of themselves, throwing votes the ALP way for nurses to get in on earning more money by doing jobs they are clearly not trained for. Quid pro quo? This clearly needs investigating. It is one thing to claim the AMA and doctors are greedy but another to allow unqualified nurses to get away with doing jobs that they aren’t qualified for. What regulatory college is doing the training program or standardised exams for them? Are they getting the same training in all hospitals? Do they have acredited supervisors? Do they have CPD (continued proffesional development) requirements? Are they ALL trained with the same syllbus? This is really fishy!

      Roxon gets a -10/10!

    • Public Speaker says:

      11:45am | 20/12/10

      Jon you are a useless moron, Nurse practitioners are trained at University with a masters degree, after not just hanging out with doctors but actually doing all the work. If you actually get off your high horse most patients lives are saved by nurses not doctors, who rely on nurses to pick up when something wrong is done, and if the patient is deteriorating. Do you think the doctor actually sees his patients for more than 3 minutes while nurses spend 8 to 12 hours with them. The course actually teaches them how to diagnose, prescribe etc. After they have finished their masters degree Nurse Practitioner have 5 to 6 years of university training in medicine. What does a Doctor have oh yes 4 years of medicine training, plus 4 years of an arts degree studying about philosophy. Get your facts right. Nurse Practitioners don’t want to take over the Docotrs job, but as in the USA they can actually supplement it, and bring down health costs. Lets be true to ourselves you need a 6 week appointment to see a GP if you get sick, now wouldn’t it be nice to actually see someone who could start the process and then be able to refer you to a GP as an urgent case thus seeing a GP in two days when you might have Cancer, then having to wait 6 weeks. Nurse Practitoners are employed by the Docotrs in the USA as they can get them working along side them bring in patinets and taking alot of the load off them. They appreciate them , here in Australia the AMA hates them, as they see them as competition and not as partners. Its time Doctors got off their high horses and saw how things are and that they are not GODS but ordinary men who need a hand as there is a doctors shortage in this country, and if a profession can actually do a good job and help aptients as it is about patients and not money then it has to be a good thing

    • Alf says:

      01:13pm | 20/12/10

      Ah, so now that the facts have been read out, you claim it is “propaganda.” What about the years of peer reviewed research that has been done? Are you going to say that they are invalidated due to your opinion? Get the facts straight please. For example, allow me to point to this study:

      http://www.bmj.com/content/324/7341/819.full

      Systematic review of whether nurse practitioners working in primary care can provide equivalent care to doctors

      I am not gonna bother posting the full abstract as only the truly curious and analytic will read through it (as peer reviews will) but the conclusion from this systematic review is as follows:

      “Conclusion: Increasing availability of nurse practitioners in primary care is likely to lead to high levels of patient satisfaction and high quality care.”

      Granted that this is 2002 paper, but I can happily point out more recent ones should you require. One only needs to look at scholar.google.com and type in “nurse practitioner australia” to look at the hundreds, if not thousands, of heavily scrutinised research articles written on the subject of nurse practitioner viability.

      Also, I have observed and experienced first hand on the usefulness of nurse practitioners in the emergency department of my local hospital which I have worked in for four weeks to fulfill a degree requirement which I will deign to mention. Every doctor in the department were grateful to have her there and the patients as well. Not once have I seen a patient ask for a doctor when the NP told them what she was and whether they would prefer to see a doctor. And besides, the NP consults the senior doctor in charge before making any significant diagnosis, which is precisely what nurse practitioners are there for, to be able to assist doctors in a larger capacity in order for them to be able to make more sound decisions and to look after more critical patients.

      However, you sound largely conservative so I’d like to point out this interesting article as well:

      http://www.badscience.net/2010/05/evidence-based-smear-campaigns/

      “A new experiment published this month in the journal “Political Behaviour” sets out to examine the impact of corrections, and what they found was far more disturbing than they expected: far from changing peoples’ minds, if you are deeply entrenched in your views, a correction will only reinforce them.”

      tl;dr I just wrote plenty of evidence that should change anyone’s stance on the subject but will no doubt instead reinforce a conservative’s mind set.

    • Bitten says:

      01:28pm | 20/12/10

      NPs vs. Drs?  Listen up people:  it doesn’t matter what your job title is, what your qualifications are or what you do. If you’re sh&t at your job, you’re sh&t at your job. No amount of hiding behind a union or a professional body, whining about how overworked you poor martyrs are will protect you. And yes: nurses get a great rap for being the selfless angels and the doctors are the evil ego-monsters, but here’s the reality: nurses can be sh&t at their jobs just like doctors can.

      Lets all try a bit less pissing up walls and a bit more being good at our jobs, whatever they may be.

    • Andrew says:

      02:29pm | 20/12/10

      The whole ‘nurse practitioner vs doctor’ debate is a complete white elephant.  The real issue is the crippling cost of hospital administration.  There are now 3 non-medical staff in the hospital system for every medical staff (doctors, nurses, etc).  This compares to about a 1:1 ratio only 25 years ago, when there were no computers to help with admin tasks, etc.  The result of this farce is obvious - no money to fix our hospitals, and doctors and nurses both being overworked.  But of course, the government’s solution to this problem is to create a new committee or task force, ie more administrators, most of whom are completely incompetent.  Middle and upper management of public hospitals is bloated far beyond what is required, and the only way they can justify their jobs is to spend more and more public money on useless projects.  What is required is an immediate freeze on any new administrative appointments, until numbers have at least halved, and perhaps reclassifying a lot of the managers to positions where they are actually contributing something.  And, shock horror, even go back to the old system where DOCTORS with years of experience in the hospital system were given the administrative roles as well.

    • Jon says:

      07:03pm | 20/12/10

      Lets see. if I can explain this to the simple minded.

      NPs are not doctors and they never will be. They can ONLY do a fraction of what a medical practioner can do.

      We currently have a OVER supply of medical grads and this will be increasing, we have a UNDER supply of nurses in hospital as demontrated by the recent NSW/Queensland nursing strikes. So why not invest in training doctors to be doctors and nurses to be nurses.

      NPs will be an additional cost layer to the health sector,

      NP get to set their own limits in prescribing etc. This do it yourself assessment is DANGEROUS.

      I’ve had my say, the brain washed masses can suffer in their own problems. Roxon is not a good Minister and that is a fact.

    • PK says:

      04:30am | 21/12/10

      II wish that some people would give over on the use of the expression “peer reviewed” as if it lent some sort of authority to their evidence. Or at least go out and learn what the process entails. The overuse of the expression seems to have diffused through the community after getting a good workout from the nuttier Global Warmists such as Graham Readfearn. ALL papers published in various scientific journals are “peer reviewed.” It is simply a device by which the editor avoids getting egg on his face by publishing absolute drivel in a field where he may not have expertise. The use of the expression as endowing some sort of imprimatur on the contents of a paper is either ignorant or dishonest.

    • Alf says:

      01:00pm | 21/12/10

      Umm, Jon, you do know that before NPs can actually do anything, they must have a document proposing their scope of practice and have to first get the approval of not only the director of nursing in their hospital, the proposed document has to be also read and signed by the director of pharmacy as well as the director of medicine.

      And once that approval has been met, it has to be read by a special committee that will review it and then its keeps going up and up until it reaches the minister for health who will then give the approval for the NP to practice.

      If you say that it is still dangerous, then I suppose nothing can be done to convince you. As I said, I’ve had first hand experience working with them and can see the benefits they’ve brought into healthcare.

    • KLR says:

      01:04pm | 21/12/10

      I agree, not another layer in the health system, some NP’s have also forgotton what the job really is!!!

    • mickijo says:

      02:32pm | 26/12/10

      If we have an OVER supply of medical grads, why are we importing doctors from third world countries.

    • biff says:

      06:36am | 20/12/10

      Tory, if you set up a MyPollie site will you accept vile, disgusting, putrid language with a generous sprinkling of blue words? And will your MrPollie site be accessible to our globetrotting MPs while they are on their dangerous but necessary fact-finding-missions?

    • Bill says:

      07:31am | 20/12/10

      I agree biff…If I am to comment and rate ANY of Australia’s politicians I too want to be able to use vile, disgusting, putrid language with a generous sprinkling of blue words….No other choice of words would reflect how I feel towards the sad self indulgent, self serving incompetent lot.

    • George says:

      07:02am | 20/12/10

      Didn’t the ALP do one for the Coalition during the last election campaign using public money?

    • sendung says:

      07:24am | 20/12/10

      Eddie Obeid 10/10 for offering to resign and finally realising that the State of NSW is better off without him.

      Eddie Obeid 0/10 for thinking he can set the terms of his retirement and decide who will represent us.

    • Bobster says:

      09:14am | 20/12/10

      Ditto Joe Tripodi.

      Kenneally - 10/10 for doing the impossible and getting rid of both of them. Next stop - Tony Kelly!

    • Rod Blaine says:

      07:34am | 20/12/10

      You would be sued for defamation within five minutes. And by someone who - ironically - is happy to avail themself of the absolute immunity from defamation lawsuits that Parliamentary Privilege provides. (Google Theophanous, Stephens, or Lange + High Court).

    • thatmosis says:

      07:38am | 20/12/10

      The only problem with a site of this type would be that the labor pollies wouldn’t even read it as they think they are above criticism. You only have to look at the latest tragedy bought on by a Labor Policy and see that its not their fault but the navy’s, the people smugglers , the country of embarkation or the vagaries of the weather. This Government will not take responsibility for any policy that goes wrong claiming instead that external forces are actually to blame. This Government will continue to make decisions that will cost lives and homes and businesses but its not their fault, you ask them. They are collectively the most small minded bunch of no hopers its ever been this countries misfortune to ever have governing us and that says a lot after some of the other pathetic Labor Governments we have had.

    • Bobster says:

      09:29am | 20/12/10

      Yeah, that ALP Government what won WWII was particularly bad. Mob of do-nothing no hopers.

      Healthcare and tertiary educations suck too.

      And what was all the financial deregulation, tariff removal and dollar floating nonsense?

      Don’t even get me started on Aboriginal affairs.

      The ALP - I wouldn’t feed ‘em.

    • Andy D says:

      10:12am | 20/12/10

      I think we have a clear winner in the “utterly ridiculous sycophantic partisan claim of 2010” award…

      “that ALP Government what won WWII”

      Bobster, please tell me you were joking when you said that the ALP Government won World War Two? Nobody with any degree of sanity could actually believe such a moronic idea as that, could they?

    • Bobster says:

      10:48am | 20/12/10

      Why not? John Howard saved world from refugees. Labor won the war.

      I thought this was a ridiculous argument contest?

    • Andy D says:

      12:22pm | 20/12/10

      Bobster, it’s a poor writer who, when called out for writing something stupid, pretends he was just exaggerating for effect.

    • Bobster says:

      12:47pm | 20/12/10

      Lucky I wasn’t pretending.

    • TimB says:

      07:29am | 21/12/10

      Typical Bobster. Says one thing, gets called on it and runs away claiming he was misunderstood. All the while deliberately misinterpreting things other people say to suit his own arguments.

      Still haven’t mastered those communication skills I see.

    • Bobster says:

      08:21am | 21/12/10

      Still haven’t re-taken the year 9 comprehension course either, Tim?

      I love that you see claiming a worldwide refugee crisis is the fault of the ALP is a perfectly legitimate argument in your view.

      I suppose in light of that it’s understandable that you’d struggle.

      You’ve got about as much depth as kitty litter.

    • TassieRooster says:

      08:41am | 21/12/10

      Bobster;
      So that would be the same Labor government who only really got behind the war effort after Mother Russia was attacked? My father was a jungle warfare instructor in QLD & NT during the war & he could tell a tale or two about the wharfies stealing the from ships supplying our blokes fighting up north. He and his unit had to actually guard the wharfs at one stage, but the Labor government hushed it all up and it never made the papers (have to look after their comrades). He imbued me with a lifelong loathing of S.C.U.M (Socialists, Communists, Unionists, Marxists). People like you actually, Bobster.

    • David says:

      08:48am | 21/12/10

      The problem with all these comments is, that the conclusion we come to is that the Labor party are incompetent.But to the contrary,they are not incompetent,they are Marxist “communists” deliberately trying to destroy our country with their “critical theory” and “social engineering” and in that respect are a raging success! Divide and conquer is the mantra!

    • TimB says:

      09:05am | 21/12/10

      ‘I love that you see claiming a worldwide refugee crisis is the fault of the ALP is a perfectly legitimate argument in your view.”

      Hmm.

      *looks at my post again, doesn’t find anything even remotely like that*

      Upon looking at what I actually did write though, it seems I have to alter it:

      “Typical Bobster. Says one thing, gets called on it and runs away claiming he was misunderstood. All the while deliberately misinterpreting things other people say to suit his own arguments, not to mention completely making things up.”

      There, fixed.

      Once again Bobster, instead of admitting your own failings you attempt to attack me on the basis of something I didn’t say. Kudos.

      I’d normally advise you to keep trying to master the fine art of communication, but I see know that it’s a lost cause. It’s clearly too advanced for you to handle.

    • Bobster says:

      10:09am | 21/12/10

      @ TimB,

      You’re completely right. You didn’t say that. Thatmosis did, and he was the one I was responding to.

      “You only have to look at the latest tragedy bought on by a Labor Policy and see that its not their fault but the navy’s, the people smugglers,” he said.

      You consider it an unreasonable inference to suggest this implied humanitarian crises are the fault of the Labor Party while the Liberal Party would solve all such ills?

      Coupled with this:
      “This Government will not take responsibility for any policy that goes wrong claiming instead that external forces are actually to blame.”

      I would suggest it is perfectly reasonable to infer such a meaning.

    • Bobster says:

      10:28am | 21/12/10

      @ TassieRooster

      Must have missed that one.

      I take it you fit in well with your grandfather then - you don’t appear to understand the meaning of socialist, Marxist, unionist or communist.

      That’s ok. It’s to be expected from fascists.

      (P.S, TimB, be very careful. Couple of layers of meaning in that one, make sure you spot them all.)

    • TimB says:

      12:01pm | 21/12/10

      @ Bobster Well you we’re pretty blunt with most of that. About the most subtle thing I could find there was your Facist remark. Possibly a subtle way of referring to Tassie Rooster as a Nazi, leaving me tempted to call Godwin down upon you, but I really couldn’t be bothered.

      Back to your inferred meaning from Thatmosis’s post I can see how you can reach that conclusion. However I think you infer too much. The point of his post (as i understood it) was that Labor are at least partially to blame for what happened and are seeking to absolve themselves of said blame by throwing it on everyone else.

      The situation has arisen because of a combination of factors:

      -Instability in the refugee’s home country

      This is the fault of whoever is responsible for all the troubles in those countries (and it’s generally NOT the USA before someone jumps on that)

      - Shonky people smugglers running shonky boats. Partially the fault of the smugglers themselves, partialy Indonesia et all for not cracking down.

      -Bad weather. Gaia’s fault. She’s a bitch no matter how many Greens worship her.

      - Australia’s soft border protection policies acting as a lure to draw these boats *here* specifically.

      And that Bobster, that right there is entirely Labor’s fault. Especially when they were warned repeatedly that this could happen. So they should shoulder their rather significant share of the blame.

      You’re right in that the Coalition policy can’t magically fix the situation. But they can (and did) reduce the magnitude of it by quite a significant amount by addressing the aspect of the problem our government is responsible for.

    • Bobster says:

      02:45pm | 21/12/10

      Dammit, TimB. You nearly got it. I’ll let you keep guessing but you’re getting close with the Godwin call. I’ll give you a hint: Fascist is to the left what xxxxxxxxx or xxxxxxxxx is to the right. 

      But on the boats issue - you’ve finally got to the end of it. I reject the pull-factor argument. There’s not such great media coverage in the average refugee camp and I highly doubt Australian immigration policy is front page news anywhere other than here.

      Here’s a useful comparison - Explain to me, off of the top of your head, the border protection policies of Ghana?

      In essence, that’s why I consider thatmosis’ argument, and by extension your argument, ridiculous, and worthy of juxtaposition with the idea that Ben Chifley single-handedly won World War II.

      I’m sorry that was so hard to understand. In future I’ll contain myself to single claused sentences or, failing that, dot points.

    • TimB says:

      05:36pm | 21/12/10

      Bobster you’re lying. Look at the content of that post.

      “Yeah, that ALP Government what won WWII was particularly bad. Mob of do-nothing no hopers.

      Healthcare and tertiary educations suck too.

      And what was all the financial deregulation, tariff removal and dollar floating nonsense?

      Don’t even get me started on Aboriginal affairs.”

      Every one of those points after the WWII one was deadly serious. But here you are trying to tell us that the WWII was was a deliberate exaggeration. Bull. It was called out for the stupid argument that it was and you’re trying to use “nuance and subtlety” as a defence. Sorry it sn’t subtlety if it was never there in the first place.

      Back to the main argument, your rejection of a pull factor is wrong. Dead wrong.

      From: http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/04/24/2551337.htm

      “An Iraqi refugee in Indonesia has told the ABC he plans to board a boat to Australia because he is encouraged by changes to asylum seeker policies”

      “One man said he plans to attempt the boat journey even though his refugee status is already confirmed, because he has heard he is more likely to be accepted by Kevin Rudd’s Government than its predecessor.”

      “One of the Iraqis here has been in Indonesia for nine years and as a confirmed refugee, he need only await resettlement by the UNHCR.

      In 2001 he left from Lombok to Australia before the Australian Navy intercepted the boat he was on and turned it back to Indonesia. But from family already in Australia he has heard that the country and its leader have changed.

      “Kevin Rudd - he’s changed everything about refugee. If I go to Australia now, different, different,” a second asylum seeker told the ABC.”

      From:http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/seventh-asylum-boat-signals-change/story-e6frg6po-1111118339168

      “Earlier this month the International Organisation for Migration’s chief of mission in Indonesia Steve Cook told The Australian there had been a “considerable” increase in people-smuggling activities, which could be linked to changed Australian policies.

      “People-smugglers have clearly noted that there has been a change in policy and they’re testing the envelope,” he said.”

      Finally, the infamous graph:

      http://blogs.news.com.au/images/uploads/boats11_thumb.jpg

      Boster, if after reading that you still think that there are no pull factors, then you are seriously delusional.

    • Feral Wombat says:

      07:14pm | 21/12/10

      Menzies won WW2 from the opposition benches, just as Tony is currently ruling Australia from the same position.

    • Bobster says:

      09:17am | 22/12/10

      Based on your previous posts - particularly the one’s where you seemed to have difficulty working out if I was quoting you or someone else - I am very impressed that you know what nuance and subtlety are. (Given up on the fascist thing though? I suppose self-reflection can be tough sometimes.)

      Mind you, it is nice to see you believe the Labor Party is the only party ever to provide healthcare, education or attempt to address aboriginal affairs.

      That statement speaks volumes about your personal politics.

      It was a pretty effective post in light of that. I consider it a success.

      So your argument is one bloke decided to come to Australia because he’d heard of relaxed asylum seeker policies, ergo, all asylum seekers are just taking the piss?

      It’s probably their fault they wound up in that situation anyway though, wasn’t it?

      Bastards. Why can’t they learn to run their countries as well as you run this one.

      I’m sick of the third world free-loading off of the cash-strapped West too - we have achieved a meeting of the minds.

      Well done.

    • TimB says:

      10:29am | 22/12/10

      @ Bobster- I have no trouble working out who you’re quoting. But when you reference someone else’s post as if I said it as a way of supporting an attack on me, then we have a problem. I know you’re not quoting me. It’s the entire point and ruins the foundation of your entire attack, so don’t do it.
      The fascist thing wasn’t aimed at me so I don’t really care. Only brought it up in response to your silly challenge.
      Subtlety and Nuance are things you should put in your posts from the start. You don’t get to make a stupid post and claim them after the fact. It doesn’t work that way.

      And yet again you make stuff up. Where did I say I agree Labor was the only party to provide healthcare, education or attempt to address aboriginal affairs? All I said that those were points you were serious about. Do you disagree? Were you in fact joking about that, like you claim you were joking about the WWII thing?

      My argument is not “one bloke” there were quotes from 3 different sources there. If you honestly think that means that there are only 3 people in the entire world who are saying these things you’re extraordinarilly naive.
      Not to mention the rather telling graph. Interesting to note you completely ignore the parts of my argument you can’t refute. And no admission you were wrong on the Pull Factors either.

      So what have we got here:

      -Bobster making a stupid post then claiming it was a joke to cover his mistake.

      - Bobster making a false argument against me based on a quote from another poster

      - Bobster making stuff up about what I said in order to avoid the unhappy truth about his aforementioned stupid post.

      - Bobster (whether by accident or design) completely not understanding the point of my main argument, and using this misunderstanding (feigned or otherwise) to try and get himself out of admitting how incredibly wrong he is.

      Honestly Bobster. Twist yourself into any more knots and I’m going to sprinkle salt on you and serve you as a pretzel.

    • Bobster says:

      01:15pm | 22/12/10

      TimB, it is reasonable to expect that if you come out in support of another’s statement, that you support the sentiment of said statement, is it not?

      Forgeting the fact that you completely missed the point of my original statement, blamed me for it and then (quite brilliantly) used that fact as a method of completely defeating your own position, you are now clinging desperately to one ABC report suggesting there are a handful refugees who may be keeping an eye on Australian policies by virtue of the fact that they have family here.

      Compelling stuff, mate, especially when you somehow see it as an utter justification of your view that the only thing wrong with the world is a few people showing up in boats on Australian territory.

      You also seem to assert that Australia is the only country in the world that suffers from this indefatigable scourge of desperate refugees.

      Honestly, TimB, if you stopped mining for stories that reinforce your own narrow and callous world view you might come to accept that maybe, just maybe, the appalling conditions in which people forced to try their luck on leaky boats live could be a greater factor in pushing refugees out of their homelands than the abolition of TPVs.

      Once again, you’ve got about as much depth as kitty litter.

    • TimB says:

      01:46pm | 22/12/10

      Bobster I’m going to tell you one more time. Learn to read and stop making stuff up.

      I came out and supported Andy who quite rightly called you out on your backpedalling. You’re the one who once again tried to make the issue about something different so as to avoid the truth of what was said.

      Again I keep telling you. I am not clinging to *one* ABC report. There were 3 different links there. I could have found many more sources. But I don’t have to. 
      If you have a theory that Australia’s border protection laws aren’t having an effect on people smuggling, then all I need is *one* piece of evidence that disproves that viewpoint, and then it is disproved. I’ve supplied 3. You’re wrong. Game over.

      “Compelling stuff, mate, especially when you somehow see it as an utter justification of your view that the only thing wrong with the world is a few people showing up in boats on Australian territory.

      You also seem to assert that Australia is the only country in the world that suffers from this indefatigable scourge of desperate refugees. “

      Now you’re seriously starting to annoy me. When did I say that I thought it was the only thing wrong in the world? When did I say we were the only country with a problem? Just off the top of my head I know Canada has an issue too.

      Stop putting words in my mouth, and (I cannot stress this enough):
      Stop. Making. Things. Up.

      For god’s sake.

      I *know* there are other factors beyond the control of the government. I also know that these factors are going to push refugees out of their homelands no matter what.

      I also know that it is the Labor government’s policies that are luring them *here*. This is what you have trouble comprehending. Australia is a far more attractive prospect than many other countries for these people, and due to our geography it is far more dangerous to get to.

      I am now done with this argument. You base your arguments off of ridiculous fallacies, assumptions, exaggerations and allround bullshit that you make up on the spot.  Facts mean nothing to you. You cannot be reasoned with. You are beyond logic itself.

      You are in effect, a lost cause.

    • paul says:

      07:42am | 20/12/10

      Isn’t that what wikileaks is for?

    • Super D says:

      07:43am | 20/12/10

      Following the Kevin 07 election GetUp! set up promisewatch.

      This was originally hosted at

      http://getup.org.au/promisewatch though now bounces you to the main GetUp! page

      There was even a Promisewatch Blog at http://www.getup.org.au/blogs/campaigns.php?id=70

      What happened to GetUp!‘s promisewatch?  Frankly due to staffing requirements they were unable to keep up with Rudd’s broken promises and the page showed a “please be patient while we update the list” for over a year.  The page has now quietly disappeared.

      In my opinion GetUp! did not to be seen to be providing an online list of the Governments failings.  I mean imagine if GetUp’s list of broken promises cost the left government?

      Perhaps we also need a myActivist page to record the claims and failures of the noisy NGO sector?

    • Ryan says:

      09:10am | 20/12/10

      GetUp is a branch of the ALP, of course they wouldn’t be promoting something that points out the blatant failures of this government.

    • Charlie says:

      11:44am | 20/12/10

      Yeah, i guess thats why the were pressuring voters to put the Greens first at the last election…must have missed the memo Ryan.

    • Ryan says:

      12:57pm | 20/12/10

      @Charlie: and since when is the Greens anything other than the Labor party in a Green outfit. At the moment they are dictating Labor policy, clearly they are one and the same.

    • Charlie says:

      02:14pm | 20/12/10

      But Get Up is simply not a Labor outfit, its purpose whilst guided by disgusting left ideas like accountability and educating voters, is not to side with one party or any party- its work over the past two elections has illustrated this.

    • Ryan says:

      03:19pm | 20/12/10

      @Charlie: yeah right, pull the other one mate.. GetUp is as partisan as the unions, their blatant campaigning for Labor/Greens in the past election shows, no one is stupid enough to believe that they don’t have an agenda, they are at arms length to the Labor party so they can denigrate the Labor/Greens opposition, run filthy smear campaigns on the Labor/Greens opposition and the Labor/Greens party can claim they had nothing to do with it.  No one is stupid enough not to see that this is the ONLY aim of GetUp.

    • Ryan says:

      03:27pm | 20/12/10

      @Charlie: here you go, it took me two minutes to find that most of GetUp’s funding comes from the Unions, the same unions who own Labor. They are as partisan as they come, doesn’t matter how many times you say it, the PROOF is in their actions, not to mention a joke of an organisation.

    • Tubesteak says:

      07:43am | 20/12/10

      All proposals should be independently costed by Treasury and displayed next to the proposals.

      All actions and proposals to be independently reviewed by Treasury economists for the micro and macroeconomic impacts.

      Also Treasury economists to comment on what is not being done that will have causes for the future - such as lack of infrastructure spending.

    • heather says:

      07:47am | 20/12/10

      I’ll add two to Ex ALP voter’s list:

      1/10 Stephen Conroy. Internet filter. NBN business plan. Enough said.
      2/10 Wayne Swan - for knowing nothing about economics, for being sneaky and machiavellian. I only gave him 2 because he is less worse than Gillard….

    • Whisperer says:

      07:47am | 20/12/10

      0/10 for John howard for considering workchoices ,thus, bringing down a coalition government and imposing the incompetence of Labor as a government.

    • Martin says:

      08:50am | 20/12/10

      Howard did not impose the incompetent Labor Government on us.  People who believed in and voted for Kevin 07 did.  Along with a left wing media who are now just waking up to the reality that they were fooled.

    • Bobster says:

      09:33am | 20/12/10

      Can we pass a law forcing everyone who utters the phrase “left wing media” to wear bells when in public?

      I think these folk are dangerously deluded.

    • Wallaby says:

      10:10am | 20/12/10

      Sorry Martin I have to agree with Whisperer. If Howard had just dumped Work Choices the Coalition would have been returned. That would have saved us from the mess we are now in.

    • mary says:

      07:54am | 20/12/10

      They should all go, the lot of them.

      Anyone at all who is Australian should put their name down if they’re interested in their job with credentials, references and a plan.

      The rest of us will spend, I dunno, the next six or 12 months deciding who to vote for .. we’ll call it a world’s first. We’ll all have a ball and an equal chance to show um how it’s done.

      Why not?

    • Grumpy says:

      07:55am | 20/12/10

      it is a great idea…Possibly in the future we could vote online through the site, instead of being bombarded with flyers on a Saturday morning (in my case usually hungover). The parties should have to provide some sort of prospectus of their policies. Why should these people be less accountable to us, than any other corporation is to shareholders? Not that having shareholders has made a difference to any board of directors recently….

    • iansand says:

      07:56am | 20/12/10

      The Gummint Communications Team 1/10.  If there is a message in there it is being kept under very tight control and not allowed out into the big bad world.

    • nosthow says:

      08:03am | 20/12/10

      Lovely stuff Tory. Well last week viewers “nosthowleaks” brought you Tonys weakly Roster where we learnt about how the Opposition were Blocking and Wrecking and as promised this week “nosthowleaks” brings you Tonys Policies - YES he has some ! Eat ypur heart out Julian “The Sausage” ! Two in fact , the same two the Libs have always had, they being “
      Policy 1 - SLASH - this is a beauty - every known community project, infrastructure, health spend, education spen etc etc is slashed to the bone. The Public Service is reduced to 3 persons with a pen and pencil between the 3 - no-one is spared.
      Policy 2 - TAX - after the brutal SLASH comes the big daddy TAX - in Johnny GST’s case their wasnt much left after the SLASH so Johnny raised himself up to his full 4’6” height and came up with - yes you guessed it folks - a new TAX - the GST ! This was the crowning achievement of Johnny’s reign of nearly 12 years ! Hard to believe but yes it was and now good old Tony wants to carry on from where Johnny left off. Tony of course has no other policies except SLASH and TAX and on matters like Climate Change says boldly “Climate Change is crap ! hahhahhhhhhhhh So there you have it potential Liberal Voters - you dont need much brainpower to be a Liberal do you - two policies only ! And a merry Christmas Liberal voters from your favourite Labor correspondent , your beloved noshow - lets all hope I dont get taken by a shark whilst diving over Chrissy huh ? hahahhhhhhhhh

    • notsurprised says:

      08:39am | 20/12/10

      This is going to burst your bubble, but the GST was devised by Keating during the Hawke/Keating government. You can place your head back in the sand now.

    • Bob says:

      08:44am | 20/12/10

      Whatever are you on, mate? I hope your day improves!

    • Levi says:

      08:56am | 20/12/10

      Not just one shark Nosthow, several sharks. Bull sharks. They’d be doing the world a favour. One less ALP voter means one less bleeding heart moron in the world

    • NicoleG says:

      09:25am | 20/12/10

      nosthow, how many times have I told you to wear a hat when you’re out in the sun? You’re rambling. Again.

    • Wallaby says:

      10:15am | 20/12/10

      Put your tin foil hat back on mate. Those aliens are planting strange thoughts in your mind again.

    • Andy says:

      10:15am | 20/12/10

      Did anyone know,nosthow loves a bit of fishing?
      His-her special brand of fishing involves going to the wharf, swearing at little kiddies, removing clothing, smearing a nasty concoction of tuna oil and chicken gizzards over every exposed surface, and hurling himself into the water.
      He thinks it’s clever, and “new”, and is never subdued by his lack of actual success, so please, spare a thought for his neighbors, and go peacefully on your way.

    • nosthow says:

      10:18am | 20/12/10

      @NicoleG - young Gavin came up to me the other day Nicole to tell me he’d joined the Liberal Party - “nossy sith weaks ago eye couldnt even spel Libberabel now eye arr won” ! God bells his heart. I said to him “Gavin see there is a place for the intellectually challenged !” - “fanks nossy” hes said and walked off straight into a lamp post ! I predict he willl be future Liberal leadership material in 5-10 years folks !  hahahhhhhhhhhhh

    • Vaunted says:

      11:48am | 20/12/10

      Nosthow, you know what’s best about your posts? It’s that your name appears in bold print at the top. That way ordinary people can imagine what’s coming next and skip right over your self-absorbed, conceited, vacuous, sputtering, twisted, witless, abusive babble. Idiots like you make me utterly ashamed that I ever supported the ALP.

    • Likes Joining Dots says:

      11:53am | 20/12/10

      Breaking news: nosthow mauled by guppy in inflatable wading pool.

      Paramedics, despite working feverishly were unable to save the budgie smugglers.

      Tones asked me to pass this one - have a good chrissy mate.

    • Woody says:

      12:13pm | 20/12/10

      Andy
      That’s not very nice.
      Woody is not happy with the disgusting person you turned out to be.
      Woody never said anything about the disgusting things you used to do with your “toys” when you were a teenager

    • Andy says:

      12:28pm | 20/12/10

      Awww, c’mon Woody.
      Just engaging in the spirit of the original post. Call it “reverse fishing” if you like, but disgusting’s a bit harsh.
      And that freaky third person stuff should remain the domain of B grade actors, and failed sport stars.

    • nosthow says:

      12:37pm | 20/12/10

      @Vaunted - now stop tellling porkies Vaunted you know you never supported the Labor Party huh fella ! Does Mummy know you are on her PC ?

    • Woody says:

      12:54pm | 20/12/10

      Really Andy
      Little children, removing clothing?
      What on earth are you thinking?

      Jessie and Hamm are really upset and Buzz says you are next on his list after Emperor Zurg.

    • Andy says:

      01:08pm | 20/12/10

      Woody, you might be projecting a little there, champion.
      The swearing at the little kids, is in no way connected to the removal of clothing, which I imagine is to facilitate the smearing of chicken gizzards.
      In any case, I can’t be held responsible for whatever nosthow get’s up to.

    • Vaunted says:

      01:35pm | 20/12/10

      @nosthow, as I said, witless.

    • john says:

      01:37pm | 20/12/10

      @nosthow, your history is abit foggy, its no big secret to get the GST howard comically slept with Meg Lees of the Australian Democrats, here’s a reminder of what really happened.

      http://ejournalist.com.au/v4n2/cartoons.pdf

      She vowed to keep the bastards honest, time and time again we all know what happens to politicians when we are betrayed.

    • nosthow says:

      01:41pm | 20/12/10

      @Likes Joining Dots - love your sense of humour fella - top stuff !

    • Reg says:

      04:22pm | 20/12/10

      @Notsurprised ... what- ever Keating surmised about a GST, he also discarded. A Value Added Tax of the Thatcher variety was the off-spring of your faux liberal mate John Howard. You can go back to the sand-box now.

    • Eddy says:

      04:33pm | 20/12/10

      Um, I believe you forgot to mention Tony’s admission that at time he tells Porkies.
      Truthfully, that may be all the time, how can we tell the difference ?

    • Ranga Banga says:

      08:15am | 20/12/10

      NSW Education Minister Verity Firth—MINUS 5/10.

      This dill is a walk up start for next edition of the “Dumb and Dumber” movie franchise. Try talking to her through all those inane giggles. Doesn’t make any sense. Painful at best.
      Could not sway the government to take out toxic classroom heaters from most schools. Apparently it’s not all about the kiddies anymore. Was education ever about the kiddies under Labor? Nah…didn’t think so.
      Verity cannot put a sensible sentence together and continues to harbour a DET Director general with an apalling drug conviction on his record.
      Seems that trifling matter doesn’t count if you are married to a federal pollie, eh?, Mr Coutts-Trotter? You wouldn’t be allowed on school property if you were anyone other than Mr Plibersek.
      And don’t start me on Trevor Fletcher. Buffoon.
      The only good thing about the upcoming electoral landslide is that Verity will slither off back to private practice as a “lawyer” -  LMAO at that one.
      See ya in Adelaide Couttsy. Must be some cushy gov’t job over there waiting to fall in your lap given your ALP connections.
      Good grief Charlie Brown!

    • Elphaba says:

      08:21am | 20/12/10

      To the entire NSW State Labor Government - preface your election campaign with “Sorry.  We’re very, very sorry.”  It won’t make me vote for you, but you incompetant, no good, know nothing, money swindling bare-faced liars who have crippled this state, it’s the least you could bloody do.

      Kenealley, I know it’s not primarily your fault.  You inherited the poisoned chalice, and one you get a sound drubbing next March, you’ll be sacked without ceremony.  Sorry, but you should have known the diseased horse you were hitching your wagon to.

      Since March is going to be the inevitable pick between the giant douche and the turd sandwich I’m not particularly passionate about this election (sigh), but I’ll be going for the lesser of two evils.  Labor has done an abysmal job, the Libs can’t do any worse…

    • Brett says:

      09:16am | 20/12/10

      10 bonus points for referencing another brilliant South Park episode Elphaba. South Park has a solution and commentary for every situation. Its always a choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich.

    • Elphaba says:

      09:25am | 20/12/10

      @Brett, I couldn’t resist…. both descriptions could not fit New South Wales’ horrendous options better. grin

    • Reg says:

      10:56am | 20/12/10

      The NSW opposition must be shitting razor blades at the prospect of curing all the states ills as depicted by all their supporters. How long do you give them to make the repairs chaps?

    • Lizzie says:

      11:09pm | 20/12/10

      I’m going to vote for Bart Simpson! I think he’s Labor? Maybe not? And this my friends is what I think of the standards of politicians in this country, As my old Dad used to say “If you come across an honest politician….shoot him before he turns bad!” There were no female politicians in his time. They were too busy having babies & stoking the wood fire. Victoria have followed WA in getting rid of Labor. I’m not too sure yet if that was a wise move….but what else are we to do!!

    • martin says:

      08:29am | 20/12/10

      Rudd is a minus 5 out of 10.

      Gillard. Too early to say, NBN is good, ETS sucks, anti “Big Australia” is good. MySuper sounds good. It’s good to see the greed head pig Tories squealing about her. She’s looking like a 6.5 - 7 if it all works out.

    • Laurie says:

      08:34am | 20/12/10

      David Bartlett as worst Premier ever. He thinks that Canberra’s treasury is his money bank. 53% of the state budget spent on public service salaries leaving no money for anything else other than services. Weak leadership is a hall mark of Labor who are in the thrall of the unions.  We have a Union/Green Government led by weakness.. Will the people wake up or only after the money is gone.

    • Pete says:

      08:49am | 20/12/10

      Sounds like a great idea… if you include journalists and media personalities on the list, or perhaps a separate “myjournalists” website.

    • Charlie says:

      11:45am | 20/12/10

      goodness, Pete that may be too open, heavens knows what scary truths may come out with such a site.

    • Ross says:

      11:50am | 20/12/10

      Pete are you wearing a bell

    • Adam Diver says:

      01:53pm | 20/12/10

      @ Ross, at least petes bell looks better then your sand headware

    • Scarneck says:

      08:50am | 20/12/10

      Bob Brown - 10/10…. Integrity.
      Tony Abbott - 10/10…Negativity.
      Julia Gillard - 0/10…Fashion.

    • Andy says:

      10:20am | 20/12/10

      Oh yes! The special mention to Julia’s tailor.
      Obviously blind, and poorly skilled. Just like those that thought it was a good idea for her to be installed as PM.
      How many cheap couches have been sacrificed in the making of Joooolya’s wardrobe? I “wanna” know.
      Let’s set up a committee.

    • Mouse says:

      08:24pm | 20/12/10

      I’ll be in on that Andy!  I “wanna” know who does her make-up, orange cheeks, EPIC fail!

    • Maurice says:

      09:10am | 20/12/10

      Bob Brown - 1/10 No idea about the real world. Total flunk. Feathers own nest, absolute light weight.
      Julia Gillard - 1/10 Worlds greatest spin exponent, leaves Warnie for dead. Can speak for an hour and not say anything.
      Tony Abbott - 7/10 Needs to be more forceful doesn’t have to do anything other than expose the lies and cover ups of Labor but is not capable of doing so.

    • Peter says:

      09:46am | 20/12/10

      Why a 7/10 if he is incapable?

    • Jon says:

      10:18am | 20/12/10

      He is capable and he gets 7/10 for just not being J Gillard aka worst PM ever!

    • Peter says:

      09:29am | 20/12/10

      Umm where do I start too many choices, but vas far as the last election was concerned I abstained as I felt that there was no choice no options and no honesty anywhere

    • Richard says:

      02:16pm | 20/12/10

      so run yourself

    • Elphaba says:

      06:09pm | 20/12/10

      @Peter - you didn’t whinge for the past 3 years, did you?  Because you realise not voting means you can’t whinge, can’t claim govt benefits, can’t use the hospital system, public roads, public transport… all because you can’t be bothered to do the bare minimum participation your country asks of you.

      You can’t even come up with a good reason as to WHY the govt of the day frustrates you.

      People like you make me sad.  Whinge, gripe, demand better, but don’t abstain from voting.

    • Tonii Gramsci says:

      09:32am | 20/12/10

      OK. Here goes. I heard the Vice President of the USA talk about a possible conspiracy charge for Julian Assange. Could we ask he and Mark Arbib about conspiring to depose another one of our Prime Ministers? It would seem from the facts so far that this is what may have occurred.
      In brief:
      • Arbib acts as an informant to high ranking US officials - telling them everything they want to know about Rudd and probably everything else, (who knows at what benefit to Arbib)
      • They let him know of their dissatisfaction with Rudd and begin to plot a coup d’état - they laugh together about the Whitlam days
      • the US is concerned though that the only seemingly available substitute has been crowing about left leaning, socialist sounding policies AND is a woman
      • Arbib assures them that he can swing things to the right. After all she is also ambitious and it shouldn’t take that much to swing her round in record time
      • the US witness an astonishing turnaround by Gillard - amazingly she back flips on virtually everything she has stood for in just a matter of months
      • the turnaround is complete - Gillard is as right as they come
      • the coup d’état is swift and Arbib is rewarded - we still do not know with what or how much because he wont tell us yet - or that cable is yet to come…
      • Gillard decides to fight the election quickly - most probably on the good advice of the US government conveyed to her via Arbib
      • Gillard wins a cliff hanger and wakes up realising that she is now a right wing puppet of the US government - she is lost for words and policy and proceeds to stumble in the dark - this is not how she envisaged her future
      • the US congratulate Arbib and continue their liaison with Gillard
      • Obama rings personally to congratulate her
      • she notices bags under her eyes are growing bigger by the day and decides not to send a xmas card with her boyfriend in the picture. Has she lost her sense of self? Is this the REAL Julia?
      • Giillard attempts to mitigate the leadership vacuum by recruiting members of other parties to take responsibility for serious Australian issues - they rightly tell her where to go in no uncertain terms
      • Arbib is allegedly exposed as a spy and traitor to his country - he denies this is the case - on the good advice of the US government
      • other allegedly former spies rally behind Arbib
      • Gillard condemns Assange as a criminal - based on very good advice from the US government
      Gillard back flips again and retracts her appalling statement on Assange’s status - based on excellent advice by the US government
      • Gillard is called back from holiday when another one of her failed policies comes home to roost in the form of the xmas Island tragedy
      • Gillard attempts to mitigate responsibility by bringing out the silly plan to store refugees in East Timor - probably from some good advice from Arbib after conversations with the US government
      • Arbib goes into hiding and is now allegedly conspiring with the US over AFL draft issues
      • or is he?
      • they tell him they don’t know what he is talking about - and who are the Giants anyway!
      • As it starts to snow in the mountains Australians begin to wonder who is actually running our country…

    • Mouse says:

      08:52pm | 20/12/10

      Yes, it’s easy being a smart mouth in parliment chambers, with a captive audience. You can say what you want, to whom you want and have the cheers in the background. Bit different when you are the head honcho though. It’s not too bad I suppose, she has got a bagful of advisers and media staff .They must have coached her on how to reply to most situations. The bags under the eyes are from staying up all night reading what she has to say the next day.  Pretty funny though when she has to think of something off the cuff all by herself. Assange, illegal! Classic!  Where is bloody Arbib when you need him??

    • Expat says:

      09:39am | 20/12/10

      Pass. Elections are an inifnitely better idea.

    • Tripper Smurf says:

      09:42am | 20/12/10

      Such a site would need someone truly unbiased and who can see the politicans from all sides as the self-serving apparatchiks that they all really are.

    • Mouse says:

      09:06pm | 20/12/10

      Thanks tmlc! Just went there to have a peek. Interesting and you can vote on any sitting member. Tony has a 62% rating, Gillard 19%, Kevvie 21%.  Worth having a look at.

    • dba says:

      09:46am | 20/12/10

      “A running count of backflips.” I’m not sure there is an integer value big enough in modern database engines to support this type of counter, even on 64bit systems.

    • joe says:

      09:50am | 20/12/10

      Don’t waste your time here. Go to http://www.aph.gov.au and say directly to those morons what you think of them.

    • Bobster says:

      11:48am | 20/12/10

      Since when has that worked? South Australia has actually started physically beating their leaders and the message still doesn’t get through.

    • Matt says:

      10:01am | 20/12/10

      Someone, somewhere, must make this happen. The mathematics fellows Duckworth & Lewis come to mind. And yes - do it for journos too.

    • tandanus says:

      10:05am | 20/12/10

      When it became clear that its OK for Governments to have spies, but its not OK for the Public to have spies (WikiLeaks) I gave up thinking that politicians care what we think. ‘Democracy’? - lets see if its capable of doing what it should - ie represent the wishes of the people (rather than Governments). Maybe the Separation of Powers will save us - maybe. Note to Pollies - I no longer think about you.

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      10:10am | 20/12/10

      Wasn’t this kind of thing done for UK councils? I recall they quickly axed it. Democracy can’t function with increased transparency and accountability. Next you’ll be saying that politicians are responsible to the general public or some other rubbish…..

    • Ray says:

      10:14am | 20/12/10

      Mandatory listings under USE OF SPIN would have to include (a) the pollies who fail to acknowledge that there is no scientific evidence which proves that anthropogenic global warming has been caused by anthropogenic gas emissions, that is, socalled climate science is not settled,  (b) the pollies who swallow the line that the NBN will bring net benefits to the economy, and (c) the pollies who overlook the fact that wasting billions of dollars on uneconomic infrastructure projects reduces overall productivity.

    • Rose says:

      10:30am | 20/12/10

      What an absolute load of rubbish. Australia is blessed with a stable political system which has kept us safe, secure and prosperous for over a hundred years. We are fortunate that we do not suffer the civil unrest so common overseas and that regardless of who is in government we have a generally highg standard of living. This is not to say that evrything is perfect, it’s not, but people carrying on as if one government or another is the end of the world as we know it are being ridiculous. We survived the unfortunate Howard years, the promising but ultimately disappointing Rudd years and we will survive Gillard ( We would also survive Abbott, but only just!). Maybe we should be thanking our lucky stars that our politicians are, for the most part, decent people trying to do what they think is right. We may not agree with them but at least we can rest assured that Australia will remain the envy of most of the world because of our stability and prosperity. Those of you whingeing just don’t know how good we really have it.

    • iansand says:

      01:09pm | 20/12/10

      Yep.  Apathy is a blessing.

    • Gerard says:

      07:23pm | 20/12/10

      Bullshit. How much longer do you think this “stable political system which has kept us safe, secure and prosperous” is going to last when no one bothers to hold governments to account? Once we’ve all finished “thanking our lucky stars”, we might suddenly wake up to realise that governments have been given free reign to pursue their own interests to the point that we exist for their benefit, rather than the other way around. In NSW at least, this has already happened.

    • john says:

      10:36am | 20/12/10

      All Parliamentarians do their job because they really do love us and they sincerely care, they would never do it for the money or perks. I love Julia,Swany,Bob,Kevin,Oakshott and even Arbib and all those wonderful labor ministers working so hard running this country. Wonderful team spirit god bless. Labor reminds me of the euphoric buoyant hawke/keating years when we won the americas cup and we were all happy campers.  All you people are ungrateful pigs.

    • Elphaba - still giggling says:

      12:21pm | 20/12/10

      I laughed and I laughed when I read this…

      Thanks for making my day, John!

    • Bede Mudge says:

      10:47am | 20/12/10

      There is an open source project called Open Australia which tries to provide this sort of information in an impartial way based on analysis of the Hansard: http://www.openaustralia.org. You can get email alerts each time your local MP speaks in parliament, and see how their involvement and language compares to other MPs, and make comments.

    • Tombowler says:

      02:51pm | 20/12/10

      Wow…

      At what point did we hit the undeniable low of having the inevitably partisan and stupid analyze politics “independently & impartially” and then write about through whichever particular prism of party-rhetoric suits their political persuasion?

      Oh wait! With GetUp (would it have been that hard to a put a space in their you f@#$ing hipsters? My God!)

      The problem that will always taint such ‘impartial’ organisations is that most of a more conservative persuasion are too busy with real jobs in the private sector to bother.

      Further successful people tend to avoid anything claiming to be ‘grassroots’ as it inescapably involves people with macbooks wearing cheap suits that were clearly made for smaller individuals….

    • jeffb says:

      05:04pm | 21/12/10

      Why do conservatives always feel the need to comment on what other people wear?

    • TimB says:

      10:35pm | 21/12/10

      I dunno Jeffb, why do Labor drones always feel the need to comment on Tony Abbott’s swimwear?

    • Aitch B says:

      10:48am | 20/12/10

      Gillard gets 0/10 from me purely because of the hand gestures….. eeeek!!

      I’d really like to sue the body language expert she’s dealing with.

      Beyond that we go into the negative area….........

    • Likes Joining Dots says:

      12:41pm | 20/12/10

      Aitch B

      From what I hear, the robot from Lost in Space is talking to his lawyers.

    • Adam Diver says:

      01:57pm | 20/12/10

      @ Likes Joining Dots - Just LOL

    • Mouse says:

      08:09am | 21/12/10

      Thunderbirds are go!!!  lol

    • Daniel says:

      11:01am | 20/12/10

      The my politicians site sounds the least someone can do as we are paying these dopey fools aren’t we?

    • Clancy of Sydney says:

      11:17am | 20/12/10

      - 10 billion) - NSW Labor. This scourge should be voted out to the very last man and erased from existence!!
      0) Keating - sold the commonwealth bank
      1)  Rud - The package he used to defeat Howard deflated like a balloon after the election.
      2) Julia Gillard - She is incredibly annoying, not sure why or how? Can we please get rid of her now?
      8) Mark Latham - Said what had to be said.
      9) Howard - best government this country has ever seen
      10) Hawke - said “silly old bugger” Yep, has to be my favourite PM ever!

    • jeffb says:

      01:29pm | 20/12/10

      I don’t get the love for the Howard government. In reality it was virtually 11 years of stagnation, just look at the infrastructure problems we face right now, and this was during a mining boom period. From memory the only positives I can think of are gun reform and perhaps the GST.

      Does Australia really have that short a memory?

    • Jim says:

      09:20am | 21/12/10

      jeffb…the Labor fanboys would have you believe that it was 11 years of stagnation. In fact it was 10 years of repaying $96bn in loans that Hawke/Keating subjected this country to, 9 years of which was under a Labor majority in the senate which blocked just about everything.
      $96bn - didn’t leave much money for infrastructure improvements did it? Howard still managed to give the states unprecedented amounts of money to spend on it though - so where did state Labor put it all???

    • jeffb says:

      12:15pm | 21/12/10

      Thats just not true at all. While one of the issues they chose to tackle was debt it didn’t take them 11 years to pay it off. They chose not to invest in Australia’s future so they could deliver bigger surpluses which they eventually put into “future fund”. They made the choice that all debt is bad, a view that still exists to this day, when they could have invested in our country to allow it to continue to grow.

      This is history thats clear for everyone to see, not some Lib/Lab pissing contest.

      Perhaps its not a short memory but a fundamental misunderstanding of economics that are behind some of the love for the Howard government.

    • Jim says:

      06:46pm | 21/12/10

      Jeffb, with interest etc it was not until 2006 that Costello and Howard announced that the budget was finally out of the red. Total cost to repay what Keating left - $96bn….10 years. It’s all a matter of public record.

      What bit don’t you understand?

      It’s scary to think of what the eventual cost of Rudd/Gillard will be for the next 2-3 generations.

    • jeffb says:

      11:13pm | 21/12/10

      Do you have a house loan Jim?

    • Vaughan says:

      11:29am | 20/12/10

      Kevin Rudd- 9/10. The only one with any brains and the balls to think strategically and understand what needed doing. Its a pity he was obstructed by the Greens and coalition in the Senate and than knifed by a few soft back benchers and union thugs (Who the hell are they anyway?) who couldn’t handle real politics and handle their own language thrown back at them.  Wikileaks confirms it. He understands the threat China poses of invasion. He gets only a 9 for not finishing the job and pulling our troops out of Afghanistan as well as Iraq.

    • Suzy says:

      10:05pm | 21/12/10

      Is there another Kevin Rudd in Australian politics who I haven’t heard of before.  The only one I know of definitely doesn’t fit this description.

    • Liam says:

      11:39am | 20/12/10

      Stephen Smith- 9, even the leaks credited him, with coming out of Rudd’s shadow. Some said negative, most were positive.

      The only minister in cabinet who has the class and conviction which made me interested in politics in the first place.

    • Jorge Moita says:

      11:46am | 20/12/10

      Alarming Increasing cost of life, lack of a harder policy on asyllum seekers,  immoral bank’s rates attitude, deterioration of public health and education systems, Labor you lost my vote, I would not vote for Abott also.

    • pat says:

      12:03pm | 20/12/10

      0/10 for the complete government of both parties at the current moment in history. As at no other time in Australian History have we had such corrupt,self serving, gutless, soul selling, bunch of hypocrites in Australian Politics that are destroying our once great country Australia.

    • Tb says:

      12:11pm | 20/12/10

      Wow we have to wait 10 years to get high speed broadband now hahaha what a joke isnt that one of main reasons labour got in in first place. Go Tony all the way at least he had vision that was doable. And when are the libs going to make an advert saying a vote for green is a vote for labour! many of my mates didnt realise until i explained to them how the system worked that if you vote for green because you dont like either party you are giving your vote labour they went nuts.

    • Bobster says:

      01:06pm | 20/12/10

      Tony’s vision was only do-able because it was exactly what we already had.

      Well, it was almost exactly what we already had. Tony’s version would have been marginally slower than ADSL2+.

    • Guess Who says:

      02:32pm | 22/12/10

      Yes, it’s a shame more people didn’t realise this… don’t throw your vote away. Better yet, let’s get rid of this ridiculous preference system. It stinks!

    • Jen says:

      12:13pm | 20/12/10

      The only “positive” thing that I can say about the ALP is that the Liberals would be worse.

    • Alan says:

      12:31pm | 20/12/10

      Gillard -5/10 - completly inept performance, hate the way she talks down to evryone when it’s very apparent she’s no brain surgeon herself.
      Swan 0/10 - doesn’t even understand the basics of economics
      Wong -5/10 - doesn’t even appear to know what her job is
      Garrett -20/10 - why is he still there?
      Brown 0/10 - at least he stands up for his ideals, shame his ideals would mean the destruction of the nation
      Abbott 0/10 - for a so called attack do he’s been particularly ineffective as opposition leader
      Bishop -20/10 - why is she still there?
      Oakenshott -100/10 - which particular morons voted for this halfwit?

    • narelle Jarrett says:

      12:52pm | 20/12/10

      Seriously hilarious

    • Teejay - Adelaide says:

      01:17pm | 20/12/10

      Tony Abbott 5/10 - I believe Wilkie.
      Abbott would swamp our welfare system with third world illiterate migrants (ie sell out his country) for the chance to grab power. We’ve not forgotten his hand in getting Pauline Hanson a prison term .  But - all politicians are the same. Lies, deceit, deals with the devil - “Whatever it takes”

    • Teejay - Adelaide says:

      01:30pm | 20/12/10

      The Labor Front bench 2/10.  Totally out of touch with ordinary Aussies. They are all union officials, left wing uni grads and staffers who haven’t had a proper job in the private sector between them.  I remember Kevin007 smirking on TV about his big Australia - “I make no apologies for that”, he said - bold as brass.
      It’s the last thing that genuine patriotic Australians would want.

    • jeffb says:

      12:46am | 21/12/10

      “It’s the last thing that genuine patriotic Australians would want.”

      Why?

      Sure some Australians have always been afraid of being swamped by migrants, conveniently ignoring that they themselves are migrants and Australia’s economy is largely built around a growing population. They also usually don’t understand the limits that water and food production place on Australia’s population, always putting the number far below what it is in reality.

      None of that is a reason not to pursue good policy in our national interest.

      Apart from lacking public infrastructure due to a decade of neglect from various governments there is no reason for Australia’s population to continue to grow.

    • TDJ says:

      02:02pm | 20/12/10

      This is quite easy. Australian politicians ( -10/10). Yes that is minus 10. 0 just does not describe what a pack of useless, self indulgent, incompetent, clueless, negligent, greed driven cretins we have for politicians in this country. The lot of them should be lined up against a wall and shot. But they would not justify the cost of the bullets. Seriously though, we have not just scraped the bottom of the barrel, we have gone straight through. These morons should be paying us for the damage they have done.

    • Teejay says:

      04:15pm | 20/12/10

      @TDJ - Don’t reject that suggestion - I’ll shout you the bullets - in the meantime if somebody felt like organising just three or four bi-elections in ALP held marginals, we could end this misery with a simple vote. Take them on a leaky boat trip to Chrissy island.

    • margaret says:

      02:20pm | 20/12/10

      With the exception of Stephen Smith , I do not believe there is one credible person in the Labor Party ...Greens or the so-called Independants are nauseating in the extreme .........pushing my charitable thoughts to the enth degree , maybe Nicola Roxon gets a tick , for trying ........

      My earnest wish is that , because our present governance is performing like a three ringed circus BUT without a competent ring master , that the entire fiasco collapses around their ears and we have another vote ..........Tony Abbott may NOT be man of the moment with the voters but I choose to trust him and his team further than the others .......he may not be able to speak as eloquently ” off the cuff ” but I think he’s honest ....How many pre-election promises has Julia and crew broken and WHY HAVE NOT THE MEDIA CALLED HER TO ACCOUNT on these issues ????

    • Shaila says:

      07:37pm | 20/12/10

      I totally agree Margaret!

    • RJS says:

      02:26pm | 20/12/10

      Silence please, Frau Gillard is figuring out how to let more boat people enter to Australia.

    • Seano says:

      03:31pm | 20/12/10

      NSW State Labor - will be sacked at the next election and deservedly so. The way they went about selling off the electricity assets has got to be borderline criminal. No wonder Roozendaal pissed off overseas like a coward straight after.
      The problem is of course that O’Farrell has already demonstrated that he is little more than the Muppet on the hand of the NSW Liberal party far right religious loonies. As demonstrated by their proposal to can ethics classes purely so that parents would not have to make a choice. Of course this was a classic piece of conservative bullshit since ethics classes were only being offered to children who were not attending SRE for whatever reason. If you don’t want your children immersed in religious propaganda then they are mandated to sit around and do nothing thanks to these nuts.
      At the federal level it’s a bit better but not a lot. Probably Gillard’s greatest achievement is keeping the incompetent, untrustworthy, prejudiced, do nothing (well other than work on his personal fitness) Abbott from causing chaos.
      I cannot think of a single pollie in this country that is worth feeding atm. The best thing we can all do is vote a succession of short term governments until they get the message that (most of us) want our pollies to have the best interests of ALL the Australian people at heart, not themselves and not their party but the people. Their job is not to get re-elected it’s to our lives better!

    • Cate P says:

      03:38pm | 20/12/10

      Hey Tory, this sounds very much like the traffic light system that John Howard’s office used to use to monitor minister’s and departmental performances when he was PM, described recently by Nikki Savva in An opinion piece called Driving Through a Maze of Red Lights,(published in The Oz) - a number of performance indicators that added up to a green, an amber or red light: green = on track; amber = too slow, not quite getting there, do better; red = hopeless, be prepared for a rocket from the PM’s office.

    • Sunniboi says:

      03:51pm | 20/12/10

      Time to put Peter Slipper out of the Sunshine Coast’s collective misery.  He scores 0/10 for four successive Federal Parliaments, which must be something of a record for sheer ineptitude!

      Invisible, ineffective and inattentive (Parliament’s Snoozer of The Year 2010 awardee) until three weeks before the election, he then contents himself with a local newspaper insert and ... nothing else. 

      Never having troubled the Liberals by advancing any observable ambitions; and with Labour so unconcerned about our electorate that their last candidate was the political equivalent of a Hail Mary pass, no real chance of success but got lobbed our way none the less, he will disappear without leaving a ripple on the surface.

      If Mal Brough takes a tilt at this seat, he will be met with great support and rousing acclaim for all involved.

    • hellena says:

      05:52pm | 20/12/10

      yeah, Slipper is such a nonentity, I completely forgot about him, I mean, he doesn’t actually DO anything. I’d give him zero, for an empty space, that sucks in money. Why on earth the ALP didn’t run a decent candidate in the seat, I have utterly no idea…I would have voted for a decent Labor candidate, and I’m a Liberal…

    • Kathy says:

      04:28pm | 20/12/10

      Gillard is a liar, and I don’t like nor would I trust her on anything. She is the cause of the problems with boat people, she hates John Howard that much she dumped his policy that worked and look what happened, she should at least be booted out.
      I was hoping the gutless independents with drew any support for her and we could all go to the poles again and get a Priminister that was voted in by the people.

      In other words I can’t stand her or what she represents, I wouldn’t trust her with a cent.

      Wake up Australia.

    • B Bridge says:

      04:38pm | 20/12/10

      Every time labor is voted into power who pays ? we do, in a big way. Now that we have Gillard holding the reins trying to act like the ex British PM Mrs Thatcher, we are all in trouble, as we will all find out to our dismay, ie money wise, and Aussie being flooded with illegal emigrants, to which it is obvious Gillard has no solution. Rating Gillard is an impossibility, as there is no score low enough.

    • Joombi O'Flaherty says:

      05:21am | 21/12/10

      Since emigrants leave a country and immigrants arrive in a country, it seems rating B Bridge’s intelligence is an impossibility, as there is no score low enough.

    • Cate P says:

      04:55pm | 20/12/10

      Tony Abbott 10/10 for shooting down the ETS, his refreshing foot in mouth episodes, Rooty Hill, not being ashamed of being Catholic, and for succeeding in making Speedos look good.  And for proving that 50% of the punters actually do believe he is electable.

      Julia Gillard 1/10 for apparently having the good taste to buy the same $15 huge zirconia solitaire ring that I have.  Only if she didn’t buy it on special like I did and paid $120 for it, she loses the 1 point and goes to 0/10 for being shafted by Prouds.

    • NicoleG says:

      05:28pm | 20/12/10

      Agreed ! Although you’re far too generous with Gillard. I give her -10/10. She doesn’t know her elbow from her ass.

    • David says:

      08:58am | 21/12/10

      Hey Cate,that is Hilarious….but oh so true,and she wouldnt know the difference anyway!

    • Suzy says:

      09:48pm | 21/12/10

      NicoleG - her elbows aren’t THAT big.

    • PeterC says:

      05:19pm | 20/12/10

      0/10 for any MP from either side who is a lawyer. This most reviled group of people is way over-represented in our Parliament. This is where all the party spin and deviousness comes from. These people have never produced anything and have never had a real job. They use their experience in court room theatrics to bamboozle and intimidate anyone who is simply looking for a straight answer.

    • Old Salt says:

      05:21pm | 20/12/10

      How has anyone not mentioned Anna Bligh yet? 0/10, the latest being $150 million wasted on the clean coal plant in Central Qld! Wait, sorry, $50 million of that is no going to “research”.  What about the awesome Paul Lucas (0/10), health minister, couldn’t even work out a payroll system and then decided to spend another $250 million to fix it up!!  Hope your pay is in there Paul so you can buy xmas presents, unlike the numerous nurses and doctors who can’t.  I am not a nurse or a doctor or a clean coal plant investor and i am now a swing voter thanks to the incompetence of the Qld Labor Party, and also the inability of Julia Gillard - the way she was caught off guard with the Wikileaks affair was ridiculous, and now with the boat people off Christmas Island.

    • Jenna says:

      05:36pm | 20/12/10

      Julia Gillard has shown that one can be a moron & still obtain a Law Degree. She is completely incompetent & as a result has made a complete mess of everything she has touched. Her dress sense is appalling & as for that voice! It is an embarrassment seeing her representing us overseas.

    • Bondi Boy says:

      05:39pm | 20/12/10

      Here is my list of the worst polititions of all time with Labors smartest politition at the top of the pile.
      Rudd ...........plus 3/10
      Gillard…...minus 1/10
      Kennealy..  ..    -3/10
      Conroy…...  ..    -4/10
      Smith…......  ..  -7/10
      Arbib….......  ..    -8/10
      Obeid….....  ..    -10/10
      Roxon…....    ..  -11/10
      Swan….....    ..    -15/10
      Bob Brown   ..  -20/10
      With a special mention to the guy that started all the rot in NSW-Bob Carr who I would give a minus 50/10 and Queenslands duo Peter Beatie and Anna Bligh who I can’t work out a figure that is low enough to fit on this Email.

    • thatmosis says:

      07:28pm | 20/12/10

      Fortunately Bobster it was the Australian soldier and our allies that won the Second World War not the pollies who sat back home nice and cosy.To say labor won is to laugh loudly. I realize that like most Labor Supporters you believe that any criticism of the Labor Party is an off with his head crime in your eyes but people who actually have a brain can see through the spin and duck shoving and realize that we are all being led down the garden path by incompetents of the first order. Sorry to shatter your illusions of grandeur but the truth will always find a way of coming to the front.

    • Paul says:

      08:22pm | 20/12/10

      I cannot believe no one has recognised that such a scheme should be called “My Member”.  The resonances are too powerful to resist!

    • QCat says:

      06:30am | 21/12/10

      Please make it so

    • Guess Who says:

      08:33pm | 20/12/10

      Who             Rating Comment
      Gough Witlam   3/10   Inflamatory.Won’t live done the awful housing slums
      Bob Hawke       6/10   Had guts and personaility
      Paul Keating     1/10   Arrogant Pig
      Beasley         4/10   Windbag
      KRudd           4/10   All talk, no action!
      J Gillard         2/10   Union lover! Hand Gestures over the top and silly

    • Lostcause says:

      08:37pm | 20/12/10

      Rudd Minus ten

      Gillard Minus twenty

      Roxon there is no number low enough

      Garrett Same as Roxon

      The Rest of Labor and Bob Brown…....keeep heading South. You’ll get a score eventually.

    • Brad says:

      09:15pm | 20/12/10

      Hah- I thought of this months ago. Except I called it MyGovernment but MyPollie is a better moniker for sure. The problem we have is not with the idiots running things, but with the system itself. This is not a call for a republic- we all see how well that works for America and all the other tinpot despots who hang the name on their own thin veneer of corruption. We need something entirely different that suits a modern world rather than something invented to keep the sheep quiet because they think they have a say in how it is all run. Cynical? you bet. That’s my money you’re wasting and it was bloody hard to come by.

    • Moggy says:

      11:27pm | 20/12/10

      WTF do you guys think the Gillard/Brown mob want to censor the internet for?? To stop sites like this where we can slag them all off. So here are my votes for worst performers before we get censored.
      Gillard 1/10 for doing nothing but talk down to us out here in reallity land. Maybe she doesn’t know any other words. Dreadful vocabulary & for god sake woman sack your friggin’ hairdresser!!
      Swan 0/10 Does he honestly think that we don’t really know what he’s up to with his senate inquiry into the GST?? He says it’s because so many people are buying stuff from overseas…....OOoaaahhh liar liar pants on fire! HE’S GOING TO INCREASE IT GUYS!! And he always intended to!!
      Rudd 0/10 If he does much more jet setting he’ll grow ears like dumbo. Well, not such a bad idea really. Nah….I’ll give him 2/10 for giving us so much to laugh about/at!
      Arbib 1/10 and that’s ‘cos I quite enjoy his attempts to mimic Adolph Hitler. Grow a moustache son & you’ll be a cert in next years Acadamy awards.
      Tony Abbott 2/10 Is he still about? I thought he’d resigned in order to tend the roses in the Bishops gardens (Catholic of course!)

    • ExVoter says:

      11:32pm | 20/12/10

      This bloke summed up what I think of our government (http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1913546&cid=34578078): A rusty old piece of crap that needs a wire brush and some elbow grease. Australia seems filled with people who’ve either given up or would rather watch Big Brother then keep the government in check. I wish they’d give power to citizens, but the business of Government is to increase their power and influence, not decrease it.

    • thetrureal says:

      12:07am | 21/12/10

      the ALP and the Liberal party should merge together and become the Lablibs, they are both the same, both are stupid, both are incompetent, both favour the ruling class.

    • Disillusioned says:

      05:46am | 21/12/10

      The entire NSW Labor Party(those remaining that is):beyond useless. How many days until the state election? Lord knows the true extent of the mess the Libs will inherit. Who are they anyway.?
      No money left because of compensation paid out on about turns on major projects. The Petulant Princess Keneally will move onto Federal politics and Boards of banks, so shell be fine

    • Disillusioned says:

      06:34am | 21/12/10

      When is the next election - I want to change my vote - again!  I just wish Nick Xenaphon could be Prime Miniister!  When can Independents climb to the top - let’s change the constitution as many of them have more guts than any leaders of major parties.

    • Barry AVERY says:

      08:25am | 21/12/10

      I notice the biggest failure of the labor government does not get a mention.
      Jenny Macklin was kept on as deputy leader just to make the utter fool Dim Kim look good.
      Indigenous affairs gobbles up billions and is still going backwards.
      How about a royal commission chaired by Peter Walsh into this mess?????

    • Robert S McCormick says:

      09:38am | 21/12/10

      Starting at the top!
      Gillard: There is no minus number great enough
      Abbott: Minus 80
      Swan: Minus 100 x 100
      Rudd: 0
      Roxon: Minus 160
      Arbib: Minus 300
      Macklin: Minus 5
      Oakeshott, Windsor, Wilkie,Brown,Milne: All minus 10 to the power of 100
      Katter: 10 + 10 + 10 ad infinitum
      Turnbull: Ditto
      Bowen: There is not a minus figure low enough
      Garrett & Wong: Ditto

    • Suzy says:

      09:50pm | 21/12/10

      Hear hear!!

    • Suzy says:

      09:52am | 21/12/10

      Malcolm Turnbull for PM.  He has a good business head, integrity and has some much needed class.  The stand he took on the issue of climate change shows a rare willingness to stand by what he believes to be right rather than mouthing what he is told to say to keep within party lines.  We need so much more of this in politics which presently has absolutely no credibility in my book.

    • sighs says:

      09:55am | 21/12/10

      The entire lot get a -10/10.

      All I see is oink oink mutual pork barrelling around, with incompetence and spin all around to serve for dessert.

      If Abbott got some actual alternative policies, we just might get somewhere. One can only hope, I guess.
      His Stop The Boats ranting sounds like a horrible rap song gone wrong.

    • Ali says:

      09:57am | 21/12/10

      There was a time when people got into parliament to do something for their country. Now it is all for their party and they can’t in without heaps of money behind them as in the unions throwing millions at the labor party and business at the liberals. How would we fare if we banned parties and elected people from our communities - we could have local meetings where anyone interested could stand and speak for what they believed should be done and local newspapers with unbiased journalists would interview them and the local TV station would do the same. We could get rid of at least one level of government and treat everyone in parliament as equals with the community ie: no perks on retirement and there would be a time limit for serving maybe two terms for prime minister etc. For the present the two/three parties which squander our money must as a party pay it back to us and resign immediately.

    • guy lee hanlon says:

      05:07pm | 21/12/10

      nobody has anything to say about the nothing people.
      we are nothing people who do nothing things in an attempt to add meaning to our meaningless nothing lives.

 

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Deep down we’re all unionists, even the haters

Deep down we’re all unionists, even the haters

Bill Kelty made a memorable speech last week. Addressing the ACTU Congress Dinner in Sydney, the legendary…

Craig Thomson speaks. Meanwhile, in Australia…

Craig Thomson speaks. Meanwhile, in Australia…

Speaking of yourself in the third person is usually a sign that you’re suffering from delusions…

South Australia. It’s the middle bottom bit.

South Australia. It’s the middle bottom bit.

If South Australia had just arrived in the world, red and wrinkled and mewling, what would we call it?…

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choice ringside rantings

From: They must pay for one’s bitter disappointments

Michael S says:

"A teacher at Geelong Grammar had criticised her for using words that were too long, which had left her confused and had made her doubt her ability to write essays. She became ''quite distressed'' when her English marks began to fall." I can sympathise. My scholastic mentors conveyed to me a causal relationship… [read more]

From: Welfare for breeders is a bonus for everyone

Change Up! says:

I have no problem paying my taxes. As a single, childless person on a very decent income, I can afford it and not have my life severely altered. Plus I understand that my taxes paying for things like schools, childcare and infrastructure is ultimately a good thing. A better community is better for me… [read more]

Gentle jabs to the ribs

They must pay for one’s bitter disappointments

They must pay for one’s bitter disappointments

A private school girl’s family is sueing her elite, extremely expensive private school for not… Read more

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