Collingwood has copped a truckload of bumps - mostly off the field - in its quest to win back-to-back premierships.

It's impossible to imagine a hunk like this on the footballing back benches.

A year of troublemakers, distractions and criticisms has added fuel to the Pies’ fire. The players will tell you they’re hungry to win consecutive AFL flags under Mick Malthouse’s leadership.

The Pies’ efforts are working to great effect, and the players realise they are in top nick for another crack at the flag.

Malthouse is determined as ever to prove his worth as a premiership coach. Since he breathed the words “f….. rapist” at Saint goalsneak Stephen Milne last year, Malthouse bounced back from hefty criticism to enjoy his best year of coaching.

Malthouse’s courage to confront his mistake and direct his energy into first-rate coaching earned him the ultimate prize. Although Geelong and Hawthorn are also in the hunt, the Magpies boast a well-balanced team with an insatiable hunger to reclaim the flag.

Malthouse is a proud man - astute and influential - who will struggle to take a back seat if the Pies win the flag.

Pies assistant coach Nathan Buckley is champing at the bit to take the lead when Malthouse eases back. How could a powerful coach sit back and be happy to operate in a relatively passive role?

I’m tipping that Malthouse won’t be a director of coaching next year. If the Pies win, it would be embarrassing for Malthouse to step out of the spotlight. He’s been the main man since 1984 - an AFL career coach whose toughness, passion and results have allowed him job security.

Once a commander always a commander. Could you imagine the great Wayne Bennett sitting behind a main man in the NRL coach’s box? What about the thought of NFL legendary coach Vince Lombardi taking on a passive job after his heyday? Laughable, isn’t it?

AFL coaching great David Parkin has publicly warned Collingwood about the coach-coaching director set-up. It failed badly at Hawthorn with the Peter Schwab-DavidParkin combo. Collingwood should listen to Parkin and avoid a huge trap - if Malthouse becomes director of coaching.

Pride will often get in the way when a reluctant person steps aside - especially if they are proven to be the year’s best coach in the country for Australia’s most popular sport.

If Collingwood secures its consecutive premiership, president Eddie McGuire and co. should seriously consider ripping up the coaches’ contracts and going back to the drawing board.

Common sense must prevail in these power issues - and rewarding people whose tough leadership delivers stunning results.

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    • Mahhrat says:

      07:07am | 24/08/11

      Malthouse will go to the Western Bulldogs - he would have known Rocket was on the ropes and the Dogs are in the area where they need a coach who can take a reasonable list and work from there.

      Rocket is a great development coach, gets great things out of young blood, but seems to fall short during big prize teams - he had the same problem in Sydney, but he built the foundation for Roos to take the Swans to a flag and a final.

      Malthouse is also a “finisher” - he’ll take over where Rocket left off, make a few changes and have the Dogs in serious finals mode within 3 seasons.

    • BT says:

      08:22am | 24/08/11

      Dogs list is old, not a developing team. They had their run over the last 3-4 years and were not quite good enough.

      Most of their senior players are in their twilight, not about to enter their prime.

    • Mahhrat says:

      08:55am | 24/08/11

      @BT, yes they need to start again, but they’ve got good kids, young Libber and the other fellow with all the hair.

      I think the bones are still there, but you’re right, Rocket had his chance and it wasn’t taken.  Mick will get the next tilt, and it’ll be a 3-5 year deal.

    • Brent says:

      08:05am | 24/08/11

      Collingwood are hot for the flag. They will smash Geelong in the grand final. McGuire will be squirming over mick then

    • Trevor says:

      08:12am | 24/08/11

      Malthouse wants another flag to get out of his contract. Pies acted too soon

    • BT says:

      08:12am | 24/08/11

      I would have said exactly the same thing about Mark Thompson last year, but it seems to be working well at the Bombers with Hirdy.

      Everyone knows that Mark is the master and James is the padawan, but they both seem humble enough to allow that to work. If Malthouse and Buckley (and Eddie) could get over the size of their egos, they could be setting up a with a Collingwood team young enough and with enough talent to win the majority of the next 5 flags.

    • adam says:

      09:05am | 24/08/11

      Therein lies the problem BT, ego in bucket loads. I can’t see it working for long, but wonder who will leave first Malthouse or Maguire?

    • TT says:

      10:12am | 24/08/11

      BT different situation with Thompson. He didn’t want to coach. He was a wreck. Malthouse wants to coach. Capice?

    • Wozza says:

      08:16am | 24/08/11

      pie in your face eddie

    • NSW says:

      08:22am | 24/08/11

      There will be no flag if they continue to play like they did against Brisbane the other night.

    • Pete J says:

      10:13am | 24/08/11

      It wasnt a final. Pies were going through the motions NSW

    • Simonious says:

      03:40pm | 24/08/11

      @Pete. That was their worse quarter all season. Mick would of been pissed with them pulling that just before the finals start. If theysdo that against the Hawks or Cats in the finals they will eat them alive.

    • NSW says:

      05:15pm | 24/08/11

      Pete - I was there and witnessed first hand an uncharacteristic display of inconsistency. If they play like that against a proper team they’ll be destroyed. The final H&A game against Geelong will be a test.

    • MarkS says:

      08:53am | 24/08/11

      Hopefully he will stay at Collingwood & the infighting between him & Buckley will derail the club.

    • pies rule says:

      08:57am | 24/08/11

      I’m tipping you don’t know what the hell you’re talking about. Malthouse will be director of coaching next year.

    • TChong says:

      09:18am | 24/08/11

      Collingwood , say it again, slowly, and with the respect it commands,
      coll- ing-wood,
      see ?, even the name is poetry.
      Whinge and snarl all you like folks,
      but dear old collingwood, forever, show how to play the game,
      Premiers again 2011.

    • Mahhrat says:

      09:29am | 24/08/11

      I tried TChong, but I keep choking about halfway through.

    • TomZ says:

      10:03am | 24/08/11

      Sorry, TChong but Choker Nick has just had goal kicking lessons from the great Peter McKenna. The Saints will unveil the new Nick come finals time and blow your Collingwood pansies off the park. Saints for Premiers in 2011!

    • greg says:

      10:18am | 24/08/11

      here here tchong premiership just around the corner

    • adam says:

      10:18am | 24/08/11

      TomZ, much as I hate to say this, your boys couldn’t even beat my Bloods when we managed 23 behinds. What chance do they really have, particularly as they seem quite scarred by last years second GF

    • Dave-o says:

      10:19am | 24/08/11

      Good old Collingwood forever,
      They know how to lose a game,
      side by side they whine together.
      To uphold the Magpie name.

      Hear the barrackers are whinging,
      as all barrackers do,
      for the premiership is leaving,
      off to its Brisbane home.

      The 2002 and 2003 anthem. What can you say about a club that goes to 4 grand finals in 10 years for 1 flag other than “sufffer in ya jocks”

    • TChong says:

      10:43am | 24/08/11

      Dave O
      Remind me again,
      which team are on the Premiership Trophy for 2010 ?
      Hmmm? whats that ?
      Yes, The Mighty Magpies,.

      Mahrat - LOL ! thats a funny one..
      TomZ - will the Saints get any closer than the almost 20 point defeat
      of a couple of weeks back ?
      Admittedly to get within the twenty point mark of The Maggies, they must be pretty good.
      But, NOT good enough!

    • MarkS says:

      11:50am | 24/08/11

      @TChong
      Odd that you are a Collingwood fan, all the Collingwood fans I have the displeasure to argue with in footy forums are Social Darwinists. “We are the biggest club; everybody else should suffer & die.” Maybe it is only in footy they are that way & otherwise are all soft lefties.

      @TomZ
      Not this year, damn it

    • Mark says:

      10:25am | 24/08/11

      He’ll hang around his office at Collingwood for a year twiddling his thumbs, then the heat will be gone and he’ll grab the first coaching job available in 2013.

    • Der Fliegender Hollander says:

      11:55am | 24/08/11

      “Courage to confront his mistake”? Seriously? The guy blatantly lied in front of cameras the first chance he got when asked about his comment to Milne, and was practically forced to issue an apology after public opinion turned against him.

      Apologists for this sort of thing claim that it was said in the heat of the moment and was “out of character”. Bullshit: what a person says during the heat of the moment REVEALS their character.

    • Shane says:

      01:06pm | 25/08/11

      @Der Flie…etc - I couldn’t agree more with “what a person says during the heat of the moment REVEALS their character”.

      Considering that, perhaps you’d like to comment on Stephen Milne’s ever so charming comments to Paul Licura? It is, in fact, what prompted Malthouse’s (inappropriate) outburst.

      “F**k off, you old faggot” (or something to that effect) little Stevie screams at Licura and thereby kicking off the ugliness.

      Charming! I think that’s a perfect glimpse into Stephen Milne and why I can’t care about the impact on his ‘reputation’. SM never being charged is merely the tip of the iceberg as to why he is detested. If not, why doesn’t Leigh Montagna receive the same loathing?

    • Bomb78 says:

      12:55pm | 24/08/11

      Wayne Bennett was happy to take an assistants role for the New Zealand national team - but I suspect he is more likely to be able to put his pride aside than most professional football coaches in this country.

    • Calen says:

      02:47pm | 24/08/11

      Agree Bomb. Pride and ego stands in the way for the best of performances.  Coaches have to realise that.

    • Calen says:

      02:47pm | 24/08/11

      Agree Bomb. Pride and ego stands in the way for the best of performances.  Coaches have to realise that.

    • Nikki Heat says:

      01:25pm | 24/08/11

      Collingwood plays Freemantle in Perth this week, and Geelong in the final round at home.
      At the end of home and away series Aussie Rules
      1 Collingwood   2 geelong 3 Hawthorn 4 west Coast 5 Carlton
      places 6 to 8 three of the following four
      Sydney, essendon , north melbourne and St Kilda
      At the end of home and away seriesRugby league
      1 Melbourne 2 Manly 3 brisbane 4 Tigers 5 St George 6North Qld 7 Auckland 8 Newcastle or Souths

    • four in a row says:

      03:43pm | 24/08/11

      Mick would not be able to reproduce what he has at Collingwood anyway. He’d be wasting his and others time anywhere else. My guess is he intends to see how this “director of coaching” job works out next year, but once he actually relaxes into the job, the thought of coaching somewhere else again won’t be so appealing.

    • Brian says:

      04:16pm | 24/08/11

      Not sure about that four in a row. Malthouse is a hungry beast.

    • mjp says:

      05:26pm | 24/08/11

      Interesting article, the closet comparison I can think of is when Gus Gould stepped down as coach of the Rossters and Ricky Stuart took over. Gus became coaching director. Cannot remember if Gus still in roll when Rossters won premiership under stuart but it all ended in a mess and a falling out of good friend s at the time. Somehow no matter what success or failure occurs at the Pies both will not be able to stay in the long run. maybe i will be wrong.

 

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