“Instagram? More like Wait-a-long-time-a-gram” I say loudly, grinning at my own wit. My girlfriend stares back at me in her usual way. The I’m-still-working-out-if-I-actually-like-you look.

Here's a hint: pick a more original subject than a sunset

The photo I took on my phone of the sun setting over Port Phillip Bay is still taking its time to load. I am, at best, a fleeting social media user. I jump on the bandwagon late and then get bored after two weeks. I just lose Pinterest.

Instagram is my latest foray. Already bored with Twitter, this ‘app’ quickly appeals to my sense of cant-be-bothered-saying-anything-clever-ness. Let the picture do the talking. I don’t even have to go through the effort of reading silly and inane updates about people’s day to day lives. Rather than read about it I get to live it visually. Instagram is the realm of newly painted nails, plates of food, animals and sunsets all processed through multiple filters and fast becoming cliché.

There are times, although not very often, when someone posts an image that really impresses you, but the sad reality is that you can tell where the reality begins and where it ends. Applications like Instagram are just another poo in the face of “real” photography.

As SLR Cameras become more and more popular we have seen a surge in the hobbyist photographer. Digital photography allows us not only to instantly view the images we have taken but also immediately edit and alter them. Journalistically this is invaluable. Artistically it is depressing.

Gone are the days of black and white gelatin prints, hours in the dark room, the smell of chemicals and manually balancing your needle thingy in between the thing. You rarely see a photographer that does not immediately take a photo and then look at the display screen to see how it turned out. What happened to the excitement, the anticipation that comes with not knowing what you’ve got until you develop that negative?

Then we enhance the images in the computer, until we are left with a shadow of the original product. It gets to the point where we ignore the subject of a photograph because so much of it is fabricated and unbelievable. If all our photographs are enhanced, how do we sort the real, truly great images, from the fake? In the digital world we cant. It just isn’t real. Why oh why didn’t I take the blue pill?

But what is the “art” in photography? Is it the subject, the composition or the processing?

Artistically I’d argue that it is all three. But taking a picture of your dinner at the right angle, blurring the edges and making it look vintage isn’t going to get you an exhibition in the Guggenheim.

Webster’s Dictionary defines photography as; the art of taking a photograph. Don’t quote me on that. Define art? I don’t even know anymore - Art is what society decides it is. What would you think if you went to an exhibition of photos taken on phones and processed by Instagram? Would you be impressed with the images, or would you feel cheated, like the artist hasn’t done enough work?

Perhaps if the work was displayed on 50 iphones and hung around the walls you could call it a poignant commentary on photography in the modern world. Shit. I could be the next Warhol. But for now, I’ll have to make do with a mere 50 followers and a beautiful sunset.

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    • nihonin says:

      06:13am | 25/07/12

      “Instagram? More like Wait-a-long-time-a-gram” I say loudly, grinning at my own wit. My girlfriend stares back at me in her usual way. The I’m-still-working-out-if-I-actually-like-you look.

      With wit like that, can you really blame her.

    • Bitten says:

      07:46am | 25/07/12

      My girlfriend stares back at me in her usual way. The I’m-still-working-out-if-I-actually-like-you look.

      Ah, yes. That look.

    • Mahhrat says:

      07:55am | 25/07/12

      I guess you miss ironing with actual irons heated on the firebox, just after churning your own milk?

      Digital photography is unreal.  I got a little camera for travelling overseas recently, and it takes such good photos it’s amazing.  Saying that, there’s still so much call for professionals who understand all the nuances of the art, like my friend Claire Needham (google will not disappoint).

      The problem with Instagram is it’s not about capturing images, but sharing them.  It’s just our vanity coming out.

    • Rebecca says:

      11:33am | 25/07/12

      I agree with Mahhrat. I like to take great quality photos of my family, my dog, my holidays, etc. on my DSLR. It’s fun. But does that make the work of professional photographers who have far more knowledge and artistic ability less valuable? No, I don’t think so.

    • stephen says:

      08:11am | 25/07/12

      I studied photography at Ultimo TAFE about 8 years ago, (a very good course, too, but I only completed the film component.)
      Now, with the development of digital SLR cameras and having seen some excellent photos, and now knowing the benefits of digital versus film, I regret not completing the course in total.
      I always take 1 of each cameras when I go out, but it is the modern version which is the first I grab when I need a quick shot.
      When I set up the tripod I will use film, mainly Velvia 50, or 100.

      I used to hate photos that were manipulated through a computer, but then, when I am in the darkroom I also try to heighten aspects of a photograph to get the best result : in other words, I have in my mind’s eye what I expect the picture to show and I develop the print accordingly.
      I cannot see, then, the difference between the 2 formats in respect of the the amount and type of post-shutter work that is involved.

      I hope that soon, medium format digital cameras have a price drop.
      Then, I’d get one next, before I get a car ... or a wife.

    • Matt says:

      08:48am | 25/07/12

      It truly is cringe worth seeing people get excited about instagram photos.  Take away the filter and you just have an ordinary photo.  Further more, there is a difference between having a DSLR and being a photographer.  Otherwise I could call myself a racing car driver, simply because I drive to work of a day.  The difference between the two in this case, is people might have a DSLR, but they don’t know how to use it properly, which I guess leads to your point about heavily modified photos deviating from what is considered ‘real’.. Any good photographer will try to get the photo correct in-camera, and thus require as little post processing as possible.

    • Ohcomeon says:

      11:46am | 25/07/12

      Yeah to hell with people having harmless fun and enjoying technology. They should definitely call themselves “Instagramographers” so it doesnt make you feel insecure about your elite skills.

    • Matt says:

      04:46pm | 25/07/12

      Thankyou for missing my point entirely

    • M says:

      08:49am | 25/07/12

      “The problem with Instagram is it’s not about capturing images, but sharing them.  It’s just our vanity coming out. “

      Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

    • Nick says:

      09:15am | 25/07/12

      The subject of art and photography has been raging for years.The purists will say that photography is the documentation of a subject recorded by a device .
      Adding filters and textures can look pretty but unless the photographer conveys a feeling ,emotion,mood or story to the image then art it is not.

    • iansand says:

      10:32am | 25/07/12

      “Art is what you can get away with.”  Words from the master of that aphorism, Andy Warhol.

    • stephen says:

      05:41pm | 25/07/12

      But Andy is an Aphorist, not an Artist.
      (Like asking ivan milat how to hunt deer.)

    • Slothy says:

      11:16am | 25/07/12

      I’m not sure what the big deal is. The pure artistic form of photography is still there for people who who are passionate about it. They can frame their photos and play with f-stops and ISOs and wait for the light to hit the water perfectly as much as they like. I’ll admire their eye for composition and buy their work.

      But I’m not an artist. I mainly want to take pictures of my adventures (I draw the line at food though) and share them with my friends and family. I’m not trying for brilliant composition; I just want to capture my friends covered in mud wearing tutus. If I can check I actually photographed the scene instead of my thumb and whack a filter on it to make up for the crummy lighting, I don’t think that’s keeping a purist from playing in their darkroom.

      New tech will be integrated with old techniques to create new forms of art. Old techniques that still resonate will remain. People aren’t going to suddenly lose all asthetic sense just because someone has posted a washed out kissy face on facebook.

      (Full disclosure, I only have one photo up on instagram. It’s a picture of a pair of Dr Who TARDIS socks I knitted as a birthday present. I’m not a grandma, I swear.)

    • Adam says:

      12:37pm | 25/07/12

      You lost me at “Gone are the days of…”

      Terrible.

    • eRon says:

      01:07pm | 25/07/12

      Fifty followers for that? Wow!
      Were any of them relatives?

    • steve says:

      01:21pm | 25/07/12

      Its a pity everyone was sick of instagram months ago, you’d think with digital media being on the internet they’d be able to keep up with the internet.

    • John Jon says:

      01:29pm | 25/07/12

      Instagram, its like taking a Polaroid, shoving it up your arse then producing it five minutes later as some sort of “artistic” shot.
      Here is a hint people, they look shit and they make you look like an iMoron.

    • Kika says:

      01:53pm | 25/07/12

      There’s instagram and then there’s instagram. Yeah anyone can apply an effect to make it ‘art’ but without a good shot and artistic view behind it, it’s still just a photo.  I took one of my cat looking out the window in the morning, her face is looking back at her reflected in the window and you can see the city in the background. It’s my best photo ever. I love it.

    • Inky says:

      02:55pm | 25/07/12

      “The I’m-still-working-out-if-I-actually-like-you look.”

      The best kind of look :D

    • Caitlin says:

      05:12pm | 25/07/12

      I’ve grown up around photography - my brother is a professional photographer (and has been for the last decade) and my partner is also a photographer. I’m forever getting caught in their discussions about tips, tricks and gear. Sigh.
      I’d never call myself a photographer - I love taking photos, I love the memories, but I’m certainly not an artist in that sense.
      I do, however, appreciate that there’s a lot of work that goes into taking a good photo. I’ve often accompanied aforementioned brother and partner on photography adventures and tend to use one of the more amateur bodies (a Canon 50D, for those of you playing at home) and I’m ridiculously proud of myself when I can take a photo that requires minimum editing - that’s what I consider a successful photo. It bugs me, people that take a crappy photo then mess around with it in post-production, and call it a masterpiece. It’s 1 part human, 3 parts computer - and that’s not art.

    • stephen says:

      06:00pm | 25/07/12

      The prime aspect to photography being considered an art is that is changes or confirms the way we see objects - familiar or not -  that are in the frame, and whether it is by film or digital, well, I can’t see the difference.
      They both capture light.
      But there is another point, and it is that in film, the photographer has to have in his/her own mind what they want in the frame, before they press the shutter.
      It is almost as if this kind of shutter-bug has to have a narrative in mind, to apply what they see and how it may be applied to another object, ie. film.
      Film is then like a book, and on it is a record, not only of what we see, but what we thought about the objects in the viewfinder.
      It simply takes more time to take film photos, and the setting up of the tripod and the knowledge of the film camera required to take that final moment is an act of involvement that makes a good shot a very special moment.

      Still, I like the convenience of digital, and it caters for folk like me who make lots of mistakes and don’t have too pay much for it.

    • Cynicised says:

      06:36pm | 25/07/12

      What a load of snobbish, elitist old cobblers. Photography (one of my hobbies, btw) has always involved maniipulation of the image, whether in the dark room or as now, digitally. So what if people can achieve an artistic-looking image simply by applying a filter in instagram? What do you think Photoshop or Lightroom does? And please, don’t insult my (sometimes fallible, I admit) intelligence by denying that many modern recognised photographic artists use algorithms to tweak their shots.

      Art is about intention, art is about saying something, whether it’s said using silver nitrate or a plastic camera.  Honouring the skills required to produce art photography via traditional methods is cool, yet art still evolves, methods evolve, times change, boundaries are stretched. Just because a new means of expression which is highly accessible (like paints) is being used to produce mass photographs, reassuringly artists still come in all guises. Some use Instagram.

 

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