With the Federal Budget adjusted this week in an attempt to drag us back into the black, it’s time to go through government spending with a fine-toothed comb and pull back wherever we can. I’d like to help with this process if I can.

Artist's impression of Jo's proposed combined dentistry/chaplaincy service

Wading through the bits of the 2011-2012 Budget that actually say actual things in actual English (that is, the bits that don’t say things like “continuing benefits to the bottom-line beyond the forward estimates”, which I assume means “um”) I was struck by some comparative numbers.

One of the numbers was $222 million, which has been earmarked to extend the National School Chaplaincy Program.

One of the other numbers was $53 million, put aside to improve access to public dental services, particularly for those with low incomes. In a (perhaps simplistic) summation, in financial terms the government is around four times more likely to give you access to divinity than dentistry. It will be easier to learn about Noah’s Ark than dental plaque.

Everyone who thinks chewing is important at some time needs dental attention, whether they want it or not. There is one legitimate place to get dental care: at the dentist.

Not everyone needs, or in fact wants, a school to be one of the buildings in which religious instruction and guidance is available. There are many different places to get churched, and school just doesn’t need to be one of them.

To my knowledge, there are no dental groups or associations putting pressure on the government. Politicians do not generally seem concerned about whether or not they get the oral hygiene vote. The same cannot be said of religious groups and their voting practices.

Clearly the only reasonable and sensible solution is to combine the budget for these two services to give more people easier access to dental care. Surely even the most hardcore atheist wouldn’t mind a spot of bible-bashing in the dentist chair if it meant a discount tartar-scrape and rinse.

At the risk of dictating policy, here are my suggestions for the combined dentistry/chaplaincy service. The tentative program title is “Holy Molars!”, but I’m open to suggestion and discussion on that point.

  • Convince the kiddies that if they don’t brush their teeth properly, they’re off to Hell. In fact, add an eleventh Commandment, along the lines of “Thou shalt floss regularly and avoid fizzy drinks”.
  • For the Catholics, whenever they open their mouths to receive the Host, pop in that mirror-on-a-stick and scraping thing that dentists use.
  • For the more contemporary Evangelical Christians, let them know that answering the dentist’s questions while you have metal apparatus in your mouth sounds exactly the same as speaking in tongues.
  • Kill two birds with one stone by blessing that weird pink water that’s used for rinsing, and re-plumb the church font to get rid of the spitty residue.
  • Change a few lyrics here and there. Nobody will really notice if the odd word is slightly amended to encourage attention to toothy matters. Anyway, “In the name of the Molar, the Incisor, and the Holy Tooth” has a really nice ring to it.
  • Correct flossing technique is spookily similar to making tiny little signs of the cross between each tooth. That can’t be a coincidence. Imagine how thoroughly blessed someone would be once they’d made the sign of the cross in their mouth more than… wait, counting… twenty-eight times! It could be renamed ‘blossing’.
  • Adjust your classic Bible stories a smidge. Remove the stigma attached to the humble and dentally-friendly apple. The original-sin-wielding serpent in the Garden of Eden would be much more menacing if he was offering up donuts and fruit roll-ups. Perhaps Noah rejected any animals with plaque and halitosis from the Ark. Those naughty unicorns!

Alternatively, of course, we could save a few bucks by just keeping education and religion separate as far as government schools are concerned.

But no. That’s just silly.

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    • Carz says:

      05:21am | 02/12/11

      As much as I object to the school chaplaincy program you’re really on the wrong track here. Schools are not obliged to use a religious person in this role. They can opt for a secular counsellor of some sort. And the church based people they do use are not supposed to preach to or try and convert the kids. My objection to the program is that it has allowed the government to supply schools with people who are in a counseling position but may not be appropriately trained and qualified. It is a way of cutting costs when it comes to supplying our kids with what has the potential to be a real front line mental health service.

      Instead the government chooses to slash mental health services under Medicare as well as not putting dental treatment under Medicare. Yay to the government.

      (please excuse any Americanisation of my spelling. I just can’t be bother fighting with the ghost of Steve Jobs this morning)

    • Little Joe says:

      08:10am | 02/12/11

      @ Carz ...... thank you, thank you, thank you!!!

      Schools are not obliged to use a religious person in this role!!!

      I find it incredible that this unfactual ignorant story gets published when fully researched and referenced counter-punch stories are found less worthy.

      Maybe it would be wise for Jo Thornly to ask the question “Why has Wayne Swan ripped $6,800M out of budgeted Natural Disaster Relief??” If a Natural Disaster occurs, what happens then Wayne .... more levies and taxes!!!! Incredibly this is equivalent to the budgeted surplus from 2012-13 to 2014-15.

    • wonk_arama says:

      09:37am | 02/12/11

      There is a conflagration the issues around a chaplaincy program and the teaching of religious education.  This may occur because groups that provide people for one program also do it for the other or indeed that the chaplain might deliver both. Clearly it is easy to see how a blurring of the lines between the two can occur, or appear to do so. 

      Religious organizations, in particular christian groups, do provide a large number of chaplains, largely due to being set up to do so.  Additionally the low level of funding for the program means schools struggle to attract the sort of qualified professionals needed for this work. This then leads the schools to choose from those willing and able, meaning that people whose qualifications may not be everything that is required and who may struggle when presented with situations that challenge their objectivity. The pregnant teen seeking advice would be a difficult case for the chaplain from a religious organization. 

      Counselling offered by someone specifically trained to do so is a valuable resource and it should be funded to ensure that the best qualified people participate. 

    • John Smythe says:

      09:40am | 02/12/11

      That’s a little harsh LJ. Compared to the usual crap here, this piece isn’t that bad. I found it amusing actually.

      She does raise a good point though, why should religious education be allocated so much of the budget? Especially, if as Carz indicates, it is neither compulsory for schools, nor are “experts” required.

      Dental health would be one area that could certainly benefit from boosted funding.

      Do they still put dental clinics in primary schools? There was one in mine many a year ago….pretty sure we had regular checks (as in more than once a year).

      Both Carz and the author argue the same thing, just give different examples of where better spending could be.

      Given that churches obtain regular donations and the like, I don’t see why a portion of tax dollars should be allocated them. ALL funding from the government should stop for religious entities.

    • Al says:

      05:35pm | 02/12/11

      This program is about spreading Christian conservatism throughout our state school system. If you want your children to have an education based on primitive superstition, them to one of the religious based private schools which currently abound and are taking funding away from the supposedly secular state schools. What a joke!

    • skepdad says:

      06:19pm | 02/12/11

      Actually, currently schools may not hire a non-religious chaplain unless they have exhausted all attempts to hire a religious one.  This was the subject of a High Court challenge on the basis of the unconstitutionality of forcing a religious test for a government official.

      http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/legis/cth/consol_act/coaca430/s116.html

      http://www.hcourt.gov.au/cases/case-s307/2010

      As of next year, the religious test is being removed. However, I doubt that the schools will be forced to re-advertise the positions!  All of the qualified counsellors who lost out to a totally unqualified chaplain by virtue of not believing in a magic sky man will still not have that job.

      The NSCP is, and always has been, an excuse to get religious indoctrination into public schools.

    • Mik says:

      05:22am | 02/12/11

      The Veterans Affairs Department have had a very good dental scheme where treatment is provided through private dentists for over 50 years- as the old soldier numbers are decreasing perhaps they could be subcontracted to run the new scheme properly as they already have the expertise in their admin. Had a look at the Dental Association- here is their proposal http://www.ada.org.au/dentalaccess.aspx
      Prevention especially is important, this is mainly the responsibility of the individual and the parents but this applies for all health issues - we all have to get more serious about that. Not helpful if the problem, and pain , is already present. Poor dental can contribute to increasing medical problems.
      Holey, holey, holey.

    • patsy says:

      10:08am | 02/12/11

      If you are eliginble for the Medicare Dental Scheme you only have until 31/12/2011 to get your doctor to approve you or go without.

    • Against the Man says:

      05:40am | 02/12/11

      Close to 1 billion dollars spent on Not so Super Clinics, little to show for it, auditor general investigating Roxon’s department. 1 billion! Why talk about the cuts, lets focus on the waste and they will keeping taxing us and wasting it.

    • nossy says:

      06:25am | 02/12/11

      @Against the Man   I know where we can make a cut ATM - Dr NO can set an example for Australia ( a first time for everything) and decline his whopping $71,000 pay increase!  Ohhh yeah - and not a peep out of Abbott about this pay increase - not a murmur! Dr NO how low can you go!  hahahahah

    • Super D says:

      06:59am | 02/12/11

      @nossy - you seem to have a real chip on your shoulder about Tony Abbott’s payrise.  As far as I can tell the Liberal/national party members are vastly underpaid while ALP members are vastly overpaid.  The independent Peter Slipper was already grossly overpaid but will now be obscenely overpaid.

    • acotrel says:

      07:22am | 02/12/11

      @SuperD
      Tony Abbott should get a performance penalty.

    • Borderer says:

      08:29am | 02/12/11

      Why would Tony object to the payrise? Right now he only has to say nothing and let the government do all the talking, they dig their political graves that bit deeper with every statement.  If he tries to block it he would be saving the Julia and Co from yet another poorly handled debacle. You have to remember the fact that his job is not to legislate, he’s not in government, he’s in opposition, his job is to debate and criticise. Right now he doesn’t have to criticise, it’s gobsmackingly obvious. A pay rise being approved by the government can’t be the fault of the opposition, that’s like saying getting caught speeding is the speed camera’s fault…..

    • Little Joe says:

      09:32am | 02/12/11

      @ acotrel ...... what about Wayne Swan??

      From the Budget to MYEFO (approx 6-mths) :

      - National Debt will now peak at $135.7 not $106.6B.
      - National Financial Worth will decrease to -$232.2 not -$200.6B.

      (Source : Table 3.15: Australian Government general government sector net financial worth, net debt, net interest payments and net worth, MID-YEAR ECONOMIC AND FISCAL OUTLOOK 2011?12)

      - Labor will increase spending by $11.7B from 2011-12 to 2014-15 .... there are no $11.5B spending cuts.
      - Labor will, through an act of economic vandalism, slash budgeted 2012-13 to 2014-15 Natural Disaster Relief from $7.021B to $0.214B.
      - Labor has budgeted the Contingency Reserve to make a profit, or a net gain of almost $2.0B since the budget.

      (Source : Table 3.21: Estimates of Australian Government general government sector expenses by function and sub-function, MID-YEAR ECONOMIC AND FISCAL OUTLOOK 2011?12)

      So you keep whinging about the Liberal Party while Labor wrecks the nation.

    • Chris L says:

      10:27am | 02/12/11

      “The independent Peter Slipper was already grossly overpaid” - You mean, way back when he was a Liberal representative?

    • Against the Man says:

      06:48pm | 02/12/11

      I noticed none of the ALP losers have addressed Roxon’s f@#k ups. Guess they have come to terms with the f@#k ups. Good. At least they know when they have been beat.

    • Mahhrat says:

      06:50am | 02/12/11

      “that is, the bits that don’t say things like “continuing benefits to the bottom-line beyond the forward estimates”, which I assume means “um”

      That’s gold.

      Actually, the whole article is brilliant.  More internets for Jo.

    • Liz says:

      07:06am | 02/12/11

      Cripes! so millions of pensioners have rotting teeth so a few kids can access god?

    • Tom says:

      01:29pm | 02/12/11

      No Liz, millions of pensioners have rotting teeth because of Labor’s vacuous 2020 beautiful people’s gabfest and so we could all get plasma TVs back in the heady days when Labor played Santa Claus.

    • thatmosis says:

      07:18am | 02/12/11

      Nossy on his usual rant about Abbott, what a moron and another to add to the growing list of people to ignore on these and other blogs. As far as Nossy is concerned everything that has happened in Australia since it was populated by europeans is Abbott’s fault and Joolia is his knight in shining armour that will sweep away the baddies with failed policy after failed policy whilst accepting her larger than deserved pay rise.
        There, there Nossy, take your meds like a good little boy and the men in white coats will be along shortly.

    • wonk_arama says:

      08:42am | 02/12/11

      Umm thatmosis you’ve not really done a good job of ignoring Nossy here. Just saying.

    • Chris L says:

      10:30am | 02/12/11

      C’mon Thatmosis. If we swapped the names of Abbott (which you spelled correctly) and Julia (which you seem to have a problem with) your description would apply just as aptly to yourself.

    • the apologist says:

      07:38am | 02/12/11

      You’re ignoring the fact that the government schools don’t keep religion and education seperate. They are quite happy to tout the naturalistic/atheistic commitments of Darwinism for example. It’s foolish to suppose that sending out chaplaincy will be equivalent of sending out religion. It’s just replaced by something else.

      The other thing is that between taxing and regulation, it is becoming increasingly difficult for parents to make the education decision that they want their children to be taught from a Christian worldview. If they kick chaplains out of state schools, they should also pull back on the regulation and allow parents some genuine options for education. It’s becoming harder and harder not to ‘bow’ to the state education system, and anyone who has tried to will agree with me.

    • marley says:

      07:56am | 02/12/11

      @the apologist - the theory of evolution is science, nothing more, nothing less. It is not a religion and it is not “atheistic” - it takes no stance on the existence or otherwise of god.  It simply explains the development of species over the course of millions of years.  It may be inconsistent with a literal interpretation of the bible, but not with a metaphorical one. 

      Darwin himself was a Christian, and so are many scientists who nonetheless believe in the theory of evolution.

    • the apologist says:

      09:24am | 02/12/11

      Thanks Marley.

      Evolution is not science. It is theory and is based on a number of assumptions that are not scientifically established. Science is that which can be tested and verified by scientific process presently. Evolution is a theory of what may have happened historically by interpreting the data we see today in light of that theory.

      It is a philosophical framework from which actual science is conducted. It is atheistic in that it is man’s attempt to explain the universe without God; it requires a religious commitment to the assumption that there is no God.

      Christians who believe it (and as you say, there are some) are kidding themselves by undermining the very foundation of their belief - the Bible. Genesis presents itself as history, and to go against the literary structure and design of the text by trying to force a metaphorical interpretation does violence to the text and the faith. A metaphorical interpretation is inconcsistent with that text and other texts in the Bible. Some genres (e.g. the psalms, prophecy) lend themselves to more of a metaphorical slant, but the historical accounts do not.

    • imapriestbutitsnotareligionthing says:

      10:06am | 02/12/11

      “It’s foolish to suppose that sending out chaplaincy will be equivalent of sending out religion.”

      I think youre forgetting what a chaplain is…

      Really enjoyed this article btw, great stuff!

    • Kassandra says:

      10:43am | 02/12/11

      @ the apologist:

      Marley is correct and you could not be more wrong. Evolution is not a theory. You misunderstand not only evolution but science as well. Scientific theories are attempts at explaining phenomena observed in the natural world. They are not merely ideas or conjectures. They are inductive, logical explanations of empirical data based on generally accepted principles or scientific laws.Theories are useful if they can be tested by making predictions that can be verified by further observations or if they can be tested under controlled experimental conditions. You are confusing theory with the phenomena the theory attempts to explain.

      Evolution is the name given to a process occurring in the natural world and our knowledge about evolution is based on observations not assumptions.  It is a fundamental part of our understanding of biology, a principal discipline in modern science. There is more than one theory attempting to explain how evolution occurs, one of these is the theory of natural selection first proposed by Charles Darwin. Presumably that is what you mean by “Darwinism”.

    • the earth is not flat! says:

      10:56am | 02/12/11

      Oh dear, we have an evolution-denier here. This is a non-argument. Evolution is a scientifically established fact (the scientific word for this is ‘theory’ - maybe you should research the difference between the word theory as used amongst the general population and amongst scientists). Many high ranking religious officials, including the Catholic Church, acknowledge that evolution is real, as to dispute this would be akin to disputing the earth is flat. It is not science vs religion, as many scientists are religious and still acknowledge the fact of evolution. There are plenty of books written which detail the evidence for evolution, but in short: it has been observed actually happening, not to mention the fossils, analysis of genetic codes and geographical observations.

      Also, atheism is no more a religion than sitting on the couch doing nothing is a sport, or not eating is a type of meal. Religion is defined as ‘the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power, esp. a personal God or gods’. Atheism, quite obviouslly, is the absence of religion.

      Science is independent of any religious beliefs. If overwhelming scientific evidence for the existence of a god presented itself, then there would be a scientific fact called ‘the Theory of God’, or something.

    • Chris L says:

      11:07am | 02/12/11

      “It is atheistic in that it is man’s attempt to explain the universe without God” - That would mean all science and knowledge disciplines that do not fall under theology would be described by you as atheistic. After all, there a no mathematical principals that say “some god did it”. Penicillin is understood by medical science to have a toxic effect on bacteria that is not explained as “this god moves in and kills the microbes near this penicillin. Sounds to me your objections to evolution could be applied to all learning.

    • Wynston Cruso says:

      11:13am | 02/12/11

      “Evolution is not science. It is theory and is based on a number of assumptions that are not scientifically established.” - WTF?

      Have you even studied what you’re preaching against? So tired of this kind of ignorance. As has already been stated, Evolution is fact, proven fact. It is no more a ‘theory’ than the theory of gravity. It’s not a religious idea, you can’t ‘believe’ in it, and it’s not debatable. The only thing that is debatable is the extent to which it has occured in some areas. To say it’s an athiest idea is equally retarded as saying it’s just a ‘theory’ and hasn’t been proven. I don’t bash religious ideas and beliefs because I admit my knowledge is limited, I suggest you do the same for Evolution apologist becuase it’s clear you know next to nothing about it. People need to stop just making stuff up to suit their morose opinions.

    • the apologist says:

      12:42pm | 02/12/11

      @imapriest: true enough, what many chaplains do is probably not religion for the most part anyway. sad to have to admit that but there you go.

      @Kassandra: good call on a theory – but the game changes when we are theorising about what might have happened in the past – which is basically what evolution is directed at. You said that evolution is the name given to a process occurring in the natural world – thing is that what’s happening doesn’t lineup with evolution. Genetic variation? Sure. Evolution? I haven’t seen anything that suggests that new characteristics and changes come in a species due to the addition of information in a gene pool.

      @the earth is not flat!: well, not much of a case for evolution in your comments. What has been observed as happening is variation in gene pools (thus the e.g. of a particular species changing and specialising in a given environment), but there’s no observation of a given species demonstrating anything like the ‘species-hoping’ that evolution suggests. As for fossils – where is all the evidence? Where are the fossils suggesting that one species can turn into another completely different one?
      You haven’t got much of a definition of religion. Atheism has religious commitments to the nature of existence (i.e. beliefs that cannot be substantiated by empirical process) like any religion. We are religious creatures. Atheism is just another form.
      Science is conducted in light of our unfounded assumptions about the universe (thus plenty of recognised scientists have had completely different worldviews). You are kidding yourself if you think it’s ‘objective’.

      @Chris L: correct – sort of. Theology used to be called ‘the Queen of Sciences’ for that reason. All other disciplines were a sub discipline of that in Universities. Needless to say this has changed. Science, however, is not now somehow ‘atheistic’ – it’s just that the basis for science in mainstream practice has switched from a Christian one to a naturalist/atheist one. Practitioners of both persuasions conduct it. It’s intrinsically religious either way. But yes, my objections to evolution could well be applied to all knowledge/learning. Knowledge itself (and thus all disciplines) is based upon religious commitment to a given worldview; the whole gammit stands or falls in each instance on what that worldview is.

      @Wynston: Fact?? Where is the fossil evidence that records the historical transition of species?? (there’s no record even of the monkey to man transition for goodness sake). Where is the evidence to suggest that new genetic information can and does enter into a given species gene pool? (that’s the cornerstone of evolutionary development). For e.g. for a given species to develop a new trait, it needs different/additional genetic information in its DNA. The evidence suggests that while species loose information (thus the changes in the famous peppered moth example), these changes amount to a loss in information (e.g. all the moths with black wings died out due to a change in the environment, while moths with the existing genetic quality of white wings survived and multiplied because that the advantage of camouflage). Genetic variation is a reality, but evolution is lacking as an explanation for life.
      The reason it is religious is because it commits to a naturalistic conception of the universe a priori. There are non-scientific commitments (i.e. religious commitments) underlying everyone’s thought processes, you’re just too blind to see it it seems.

    • Mr GG says:

      12:54pm | 02/12/11

      @the apologist
      Not theory but Theory if you don’t know the difference you should not even be commenting as you are uneducated.
      How does immunisation work? How did we make that vaccine…..
      Through the principles of Evolution… where for God has repeatedly failed to answer prayers for cures, Science has Prevailed.
      And Australia would NEVER have been discovered if we relied on Christians opinions it was Scientist that said the world wasn’t flat and sought to explore it.

    • Al says:

      12:59pm | 02/12/11

      the apologist:
      Sorry, did I just read you claim that Genisis is History?
      WTF, how is it history?
      Based on the Genesis account Earth is just over 5000 years old, so where did ALL the archaology and civilisations that were present MORE than 5000 years ago come from?
      (Something along the lines of ‘God put them there just to decieve the logical and rational thinkers so they would all go to hell’, right?”
      The fact that many of the events presented in the bible as history have been proven as either complete fabrication (The exodus for one) or are simply not possible (Noahs flood, even if ALL the water in the world was liquid, it wouldn’t be enough to generate a global flood).
      BTW: Evolution describes how life DEVELOPED.
      It has NOTHING to say on how life was created or began. As such evolution is not contradicted by a Creator God, (it is contradicted by the idea that God created everything the way it is now and nothing has ever changed since then, but some people like to stick with their old fairy tales even once they grow up).
      (Yes it IS that simple).

    • Wynston Cruso says:

      01:02pm | 02/12/11

      Not even worth arguing this with you apologist because you clearly have no idea. Your line: “Genetic variation is a reality, but evolution is lacking as an explanation for life” sums up your lack of knowledge on the subject perfectly. Evolution doesn’t attempt to explain life, or the origin of it. It’s ok to admit that you don’t understand something, but get off wikipedia and actually learn about it if you’re going to argue against it. Any peer reviewed scientific report will suffice in explaining to you that evolution is fact without reasonable doubt. I think you’re confusing evolution and natural selection by the sounds of it. Classic mistake for anyone who has never studied either one.

    • the apologist says:

      01:41pm | 02/12/11

      @Wynston:

      I wasn’t talking about life’s origins (but that in itself is another problem for evolutionary theory which logically requires naturalistic causation for life - you can’t answer that one), I was talking about life as we observe it generally. Sorry that my comment wasn’t clear.

      Seems like you’re pretty blinkered to the issues yourself. Let me try and phrase what I’m saying another way.

      Evolution is the theory that all life originated from a single common ancestor. Presumably said ancestor had DNA – the genetic blueprint for what it was. For it to become something else, which evolution requires, it needed new information in its gene pool – it’s genetic properties need to include fresh information to develop new properties in the life form itself. Variations and mutations, it is theorised, provided the genetic change required for development into the diversity of life we see today. There are a few problems with this theory.

      An interesting quote from Mr Gould for your consideration:
      “The extreme rarity of transitional forms in the fossil record persists as the trade secret of paleontology. The evolutionary trees that adorn our text books have data only at the tips and notes of their branches – the rest is inference. However, reasonable, not the evidence of fossils”

      Transitional forms – necessary for evolution – are lacking in the fossil record, and they are lacking in terms of empirically observed evidence today. Just give me one observable example of a life form somewhere that has been scientifically observed to demonstrate this transition. Evolution requires them to stand as a theory.

      In addition to this, it is all built on the assumption that we live in a materialistic universe. This is a faith based commitment – thus my initial comment on the religious nature of evolutionary theory.

      Romans 1 says that man has become darkened in his understanding – rejecting God. That’s the real reason why evolution stands in such high esteem in society today – because people hate God and the thought of Him and will do whatever it takes to banish Him from their lives.
      A Harvard Professor (Lewonton) said it quite starkly:
      “We take the side of science in spite of the patent absurdity of some of its constructs, . . . in spite of the tolerance of the scientific community for unsubstantiated commitment to materialism. . . . we are forced by our a priori adherence to material causes to create an apparatus of investigation and set of concepts that produce material explanations, no matter how counterintuitive, no matter how mystifying to the uninitiated. Moreover, that materialism is absolute, for we cannot allow a Divine Foot in the door.”

    • Tim the Toolman says:

      02:27pm | 02/12/11

      the apologist:

      You’re making so many false assumptions on what evolution is, it’s no surprise you’re coming up with false conclusions.  Don’t take this the wrong way, but go and read the texts, really read them and you’ll fill in a lot of the gaps that are leading you to believe scientists are saying 1+1=3.

    • the apologist says:

      03:29pm | 02/12/11

      @Tim:

      Thanks, I take your comment for an honest assessment.

      That said, I might be using layman’s terms, but i’m pretty sure the generally accepted view of what evolution is basically what i’ve been discussing - that:
      1. single life-form formed/started on a cellular level
      2. single life form developed into life as we know it/different species over large span of time due to genetic variation/mutation.

      If i’m missing something with that, please tell me (of course it is incredibly simplistic, but accurate enough for the present purpose). And if you could point out the more obvious of the flaws in my argument, perhaps you could also be so kind as to comment on them.

      Thanks.

    • skepdad says:

      08:09pm | 02/12/11

      @apologist:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_transitional_fossils

      Any more brain busters? 

      Not that it will make the slightest difference to your hardwired worldview.  It’s not really your fault, you were probably subjected to religious indoctrination as a child right?  You learned that Santa wasn’t real, but nobody ever told you as a child that God isn’t either; and by the time they did, you were too set in your ways to believe them.  It’s very sad.

    • AdamC says:

      07:53am | 02/12/11

      This starts off being about the budget, then becomes just another bigoted atheist whinge.

      Here’s a better topic for ‘Jessu free zone’ Jo to write about. How is it that, in GFC I, the only sensible option was to spray money around like a burst water main but, in GFC II, the best course is unncessary spending cuts? That seems a little inconsistent to me.

    • Tim the Toolman says:

      09:22am | 02/12/11

      ” then becomes just another bigoted atheist whinge.”

      Yeah, how dare people question why we’re spending quadruple the amount on utter bollocks than on dental care.  I suppose you could always pray to god for new teeth after yours go to heaven.  We all know the figures on how many limbs have regrown through the power of prayer.

    • AdamC says:

      12:17pm | 02/12/11

      Um, maybe you could pray for an insight into the concept of spurious comparisons?

      (Hint: the only connection between the two programmes - chaplaincy and dental health - is in the author’s own mind.)

    • Mr GG says:

      12:57pm | 02/12/11

      @adam
      doesn’t change the fact we’re spending $222million to teach kids fairy tales

    • Tim the Toolman says:

      02:43pm | 02/12/11

      “Um, maybe you could pray for an insight into the concept of spurious comparisons?”

      I looked it up, and right below it was “Spurious wastes of money” which I think applies well to Covert Religious Programming (i.e, Chaplaincy Program).

    • TrueOz says:

      08:04am | 02/12/11

      The Lord is my dentist, and I shall floss
      He leadeth me into dental clinics everywhere…

      OK, who’s next?

    • kyzz says:

      11:23am | 02/12/11

      He giveth me colgate in the face of mine cavaties

    • Aaron says:

      08:06am | 02/12/11

      You know, you’re allowed to have your view, as I’m allowed to have mine. Personally I think Chaplains in schools are a good idea (When appropriately qualified), my sister was greatly helped by a chaplain at her school. Others will have different stories about chaplains doing the wrong thing which messed up a loved one (probably due to lack of training). This would be appropriate debate.

      Instead what you’ve gone and done is written a self indulgent mockery of a system that does have merits, but needs better safeguards. Learn to do some real journalism/blog writing/debate initiating.

    • TrueOz says:

      08:35am | 02/12/11

      @Aaron
      Jo is only mocking something which is truly deserving of mockery.

    • Tim the Toolman says:

      09:25am | 02/12/11

      “a system that does have merits, but needs better safeguards”

      Safeguard recommendation 1.  Remove all chaplains.  Replace with qualified people. 

      Oh look.  That fixes the issue.

    • Aaron says:

      10:18am | 02/12/11

      @Tim the Toolman, many chaplains are qualified. Remove all unqualified chaplains would be better.

      @TrueOz, I do respect your opinion on this, but I believe that it is a system worth having. I for one always found the school chaplain much more approachable than the school counselor (not that I ever really needed either), and to have a qualified person in that role could certainly be a positive for the students.

      If the issue is over money rather than qualifications then I’d put forward that there should be a certain fund devoted to chaplain type roles, but supporting all chaplains, not just the religious ones (is that what’s bothering people)?

    • TrueOz says:

      11:01am | 02/12/11

      @Aaron
      So, they have non-religious chaplains - what sort of chapels do they come from then?

    • Tim the Toolman says:

      11:58am | 02/12/11

      “Remove all unqualified chaplains would be better.”

      Then they should be fired and rehired in a non-religious capacity that they’re suited to.  There’s no reason to risk kids being anywhere near religious people, ESPECIALLY kids who are emotionally vulnerable.  Nothing like being told you’re going to hell etc…if you’re worried that you might be gay.

    • Aaron says:

      01:47pm | 02/12/11

      I’m talking about a role similar to the chaplain but isn’t from a religious institution.

      I find it odd that you’re both so resistant to a qualified person taking up this role because they’re from a religious background.

    • Tim the Toolman says:

      02:29pm | 02/12/11

      “I find it odd that you’re both so resistant to a qualified person taking up this role because they’re from a religious background.”

      Putting a person from a religious background in an environment like that is like putting a monkey in with a pile of bananas and telling him not to eat them.  The second you turn your back there’ll be banana everywhere.

      Religion _lives_ for impressionable minds.

    • Aaron says:

      04:54pm | 02/12/11

      “Religion lives for impressionable minds.”

      So you’re saying that someone who follows a religion/believes in a God(s) then they’re incapable of independent thought? That they’re only goal is convert every last person, that’s all they’re capable of thinking?

      These are people, not robots. Why do you dis-respect other people so much?

    • Anubis says:

      08:10am | 02/12/11

      This just highlights that the Government is not in it for the benefit of Australia but simply for the additional votes in order to keep their noses in the (rapidly growing) trough of taxpayer funds.

      How can you justify such a huge amount to put god bothering sky pilots in to schools and yet just throw a few peanuts at dental health. Poor dental health contributes to other more serious medical issues. It is an acknowledged fact that bad dental health, cavities and tooth decay, gum disease is a contributor to heart disease and other medical problems. Sort out the dental health and there may be savings to be made in medical. But I suppose dentists don’t provide as many votes as god botherers so, under the current crop of parasitic politicians we have the dribble of funds to dentistry will continue to paltry.

    • thatmosis says:

      08:19am | 02/12/11

      Actually, this debate about teaching Religion in our schools is like the debate about teaching Climate Change in our schools. They both rely on heresay, they cant be proven right and anybody that disagrees with it is labled one way or another. Is there a trend being set here?
        If parents want their children to be taught Religion then its is their responsiblity to do it not the Education Departments. They are flat out teaching the basics let alone a ficticious story to gullible kids.
        Religion or lack of religion is a private thing and has no place in our schools unless of course you enroll your children in secular schools. The money could be better used actually doing something for the children, like honouring the pledge for every child to have their own computer or is that too much to ask, or relieving the burden on the parents and P&C’s to raise money for essentials that arent supplied by our “free” schooling.

    • shellity says:

      08:29am | 02/12/11

      Perhaps dentists could set up a chair in church every Sunday. They could be Seventh-Day Dentists.

    • shinydonkey says:

      02:22pm | 02/12/11

      Nice.  If they put billboards on the ceiling they could be Seventh-Day Ad-Dentists grin

    • Jimbo75 says:

      08:36am | 02/12/11

      Jo,

      Do dome better research. The Commonwealth spends about $1 billion a year through the Chronic Disease Dental Scheme which provides up to around $4,000 in subsidies for dental treatment. This program is largely targeted towards those with multiple chronic diseases.

      On top of that the Commonwealth provides vouchers for dental treatment worth around $160 for around 1.2 million teenagers each year - doing the maths that adds another $192 million to the $1 billion mentioned above.

      So with $1.2 billion a year spent on dentistry and $222 million (over three years mind you) on chaplains it appears that the commonwealth is more than fifteen times likely to give you dentristry than divinity, quite the opposite of the clever little quip in the fifth para of your article.

      Jimbo

    • Jo Thornely says:

      09:05am | 02/12/11

      Hi, Jimbo!
      Research was from the official government budget overview, and the key words in the paragraph you mention are ‘improve’ and ‘expand’. The figures I mentioned are not the total amount, nor intended to be read as such.
      Thank you for reading.
      Jo.

    • Jimbo75 says:

      09:17am | 02/12/11

      Hi Jo,

      The key words are ” In a (perhaps simplistic) summation, in financial terms the government is around four times more likely to give you access to divinity than dentistry.”

      If you are going to measure by “financial terms” then you should conduct your analysis on total spending (ie. the whole iceberg) not just the amounts announced as new spending decisions (ie. the tip).

      You have admitted that the analysis is simplistic I think it perhaps time you admitted it is also wrong.

      Jimbo

    • 4 says:

      10:36am | 02/12/11

      I find that there always seems to be more to be learnt from some knowledge commentators, then from the articles themselves.

    • skinny1 says:

      08:49am | 02/12/11

      Doesn’t that mean this Socialist Government should think about putting dentistry as a medicare item! Guess Julia thinks everyone gets wages like that of herself & her MP friends.

    • Chris L says:

      11:56am | 02/12/11

      It wasn’t Julia that removed dentistry from medicare. Care to guess who did?

    • Don King says:

      08:51am | 02/12/11

      Seeing as the government will be spending a vast fortune of taxpayer money on legal fees against the tobacco lawsuits regarding plain packaging, there doesn’t seem to be any logic in the whole ALP system. The Libs made lots of spending cuts but they paid off a Labor debt, Swan is making lots of cuts to cover up Labor waste and incompetence. Dental plan? Labor will suck the life out of you first.

    • skinny1 says:

      09:40am | 02/12/11

      This Socialist mob give a good impression of richness to me with their huge pay increases, but then Gillard may be getting hers as a pay off to get rid of her in the next few months!

    • EZ says:

      08:56am | 02/12/11

      Why do you need religion in schools? considering how many religions are practised in this country to give precedent to any one is not in the children interest, let them learn their history and algebra in school and if you want them to learn about your religion that’s what church and home is for.

    • DT says:

      09:05am | 02/12/11

      I find the biggest problem is actually getting to see a dentist. Whenever I try to make and appointment unless it is an emergency I have a 2 to 3 month wait. Even emergencies are a couple of weeks and this is with private cover. I work shiftwork and am lucky to know if I have a day off 4 weeks in advance let alone 8 to 12 weeks. Quite a few times I have made an appointment only to have to cancel it becuse of it conflicting with work. Then I’m back on the waiting list. One dental receptionist told me if I want to choose a specific day I should book 6 months in advance. What a joke

    • michael says:

      09:12am | 02/12/11

      I’m catholic but you know what; only i give my child religious and moral guidance. I don’t want chaplains in state schools….Personally it is job designed for evangelical Christians as they have lobbied for it and should not be anywhere near a state school. Id much prefer the money funneled into an ethics course instead. We all need good ethics…Christians, Muslims, Jews and atheists….anyone really….

    • Tim the Toolman says:

      09:51am | 02/12/11

      You’re dead right michael.  I can’t think of any atheists who would object to a comparative religion and ethics class.  I’m about as vocal an atheist as you can find, but I agree with my religious friends on this matter.

    • Al says:

      01:05pm | 02/12/11

      Tim, But they ALREADY have comparative religion classes, it used to be called Religous Studies (it probably changed names since then to some PC version of this). Ethics they don’t realy but they are trying to introuduce it, which seems to be opposed by the religous who tend to claim only ethics based in THEIR religion are valid.

    • Tim the Toolman says:

      02:39pm | 02/12/11

      “Tim, But they ALREADY have comparative religion classes, it used to be called Religous Studies”

      Hi Al,  well, that’s good to know.  I wasn’t aware that it had been altered to be comparative religion.

    • onlooker says:

      09:53am | 02/12/11

      they need to provide some help for people with dental problems. Yesterday my over 50,s husband got 5 fillings at a cost of over $900. He had to have them done, so we had no choice but pay, but it was a bill we we would have appreciated some help with.

    • Mitch says:

      09:55am | 02/12/11

      Once again we have a story and comments that confuse the roles of Religious Education and Chaplaincy. Chaplains provide a student welfare service, not religious education. My kids’ schools have benefited greatly from this service, particularly on occasions when tragedy struck the school community or members of it.

      Sure, we should be at liberty to assess the worth of this role in our schools, but could the knockers at least try to understand and critique the right thing? Chaplaincy is not Religious Education

    • Tim the Toolman says:

      11:48am | 02/12/11

      Chaplain

      1. an ecclesiastic attached to the chapel of a royal court, college, etc., or to a military unit.
      2. a person who says the prayer, invocation, etc., for an organization or at an assembly.

      Yeah. doesn’t sound religious at all. 

      I’m a vegetarian!  Now pass me that steak!

    • Mitch says:

      12:29pm | 02/12/11

      @Tim: Did I say the Chaplain wasn’t religious? No, I said his/her role was related to welfare, not religious education.

      Maybe you should actually read people’s comments before you go off half-cocked.

    • Tim the Toolman says:

      02:36pm | 02/12/11

      “@Tim: Did I say the Chaplain wasn’t religious? No, I said his/her role was related to welfare, not religious education.”

      Oh please.  You don’t stick a religious person, with a religious title, through which the vast majority (>95%) are from a religious organisation who has stated its role is to teach kids religion in state schools into a role and then claim it has nothing to do with religion.

    • Big Jay says:

      10:16am | 02/12/11

      Nobody has mentioned that governments aren’t funding swimming lessons in primary schools now, but are continuing to fund this chaplaincy scheme. Priorities?

    • Jade says:

      11:12am | 02/12/11

      I wish that I was a low income earner just so I could see the dentist for free… I haven’t been since 2007 because I simply can’t afford it. I have private health insurance extra’s cover,  but I still can’t afford the money to go due to what I need done :( meanwhile my teeth are slowly breaking away in my mouth.

      All of my single parent friends on facebook though complain of a tooth ache and are straight into the dentist paid for by my taxes and their problems are fixed the next day.

    • Mr GG says:

      01:06pm | 02/12/11

      you must be really bad with money, and why on earth do you have insurance that doesn’t cover what you need? Surely the issue is more your poor product selection and/or the poor value of health insurance.

      as a Blacktowbn Boy that has worked my way out, I can tell you for a fact. You are never richer being Poor. I wish rich people that cry that crap could actullay live on the dole in housing commision for just a month(if you even last that long).

    • Jade says:

      02:03pm | 02/12/11

      I have the highest level of cover. I need a lot of work done and there is also a waiting period of a year before I can claim major dental. 

      Don’t give me the “oh you don’t know what its like to be poor” spiel. When I was little up until I was about 15 I was raised with a drug addict in the house, all money went to feed his habit.  We regularly received care hampers from Vinnies, would eat cereal for dinner and the only time we really got anything new was when what we had wore out or at Christmas and Easter time.

    • Chris L says:

      04:25pm | 02/12/11

      ... and you’d like to go back to that Jade?

    • marley says:

      11:24am | 02/12/11

      Here’s an idea - keep the chaplains, get rid of religious education.  It shouldn’t be there in state schools anyway.

    • Leah says:

      12:22pm | 02/12/11

      RE is purely volunteer-run and whether it exists in a school is up to the principal in charge of that school.

    • marley says:

      07:14am | 03/12/11

      @Leah:  in NSW, and I quote:  “Schools are required to provide religious education of two distinct types: General Religious Education (GRE) and Special Religious Education (SRE). “

      Sorry, but I completely disagree with religion being taught in the schools as anything other than part of the history of civilisation. There are much higher priorities that need to be addressed - literacy and numeracy - before precious school hours are frittered away on religious education.

    • subotic says:

      11:26am | 02/12/11

      There are only 3 R’s, two of which are grammatically wrong (‘riting and ‘rithmatic), and the 1st of which doesn’t stand for Religion.

      Schools are required to teach my daughters HOW to think, not WHAT to think. Big difference there y’know?

      Keep religion out of State schools, and let teachers teach the “HOW to think” bit. I’ll look after my kid’s spirituality, thanks very much.

    • Leah says:

      12:23pm | 02/12/11

      If you think schools aren’t teaching kids what to think (and I’m not talking about religious stuff here), you’re fooling yourself.

    • subotic says:

      01:29pm | 02/12/11

      @Leah, I regularly have to “de-program” my 2 daughters from the diatribe that gets forced down their throats thru state school curriculum. But that’s a good parent’s job, right?

      My daughters most definitely have been well educated into making their own choices based upon multiple options, and are never force fed anything. Whilst their mother and I do our best to teach them how to think though, I do agree that school and society make it harder to make choices not based on preconceived ideas.

      It’s a damn jungle out there….

    • Michelle says:

      12:01pm | 02/12/11

      Regardless of wether or not this chaplaincy programs needs a religious person involved is I dont think that we should be spending such an exorbant amount on this when most people cant really afford dentistry services, I am a low income earned and I still have to pay out the rear for going to the dentist which is ridiculous when you need your dental health as much as any other physical or mental health. The fact that schools dont get the funding they need and teachers dont get paid enough to actually teach the children important things like spelling, grammar etc is another joke that this government and many before us have left us dealing with. Who cares about religion other than those people who believe in some type of god? I think it should be up to the individual person to teach their children about whichever god they do or dont believe in.

    • Leah says:

      12:28pm | 02/12/11

      Teachers get perfectly appropriate pay. What *isn’t* appropriate is the conditions they have to work with (abusive parents, bad achievement guages, lack of support like teachers aides, etc.) The reason they can’t teach kids “important things” is because of the idiot bureaucrats who set the curriculum dictating what teachers teach.

    • Mr GG says:

      01:12pm | 02/12/11

      @Leah
      no they dont, I couldn’t even finsih a Dip Ed with out getting offered Technical roles that paid almost twice as much as teaching.

      if you do the training but cant do the job you teach the training. (a common slightly joking comment) because anyone that can do the job is earning too much to be bothered doing the teaching (the real reason why it seems that way)

      I agree with all the other stuff you mention too?

    • Leah says:

      12:21pm | 02/12/11

      Something tells me the author doesn’t know anything about the chaplaincy service.

      It isn’t religious instruction. Chaplains are allowed to talk about religious stuff if kids ask them about it, but they’re generally not allowed to initiate it or ‘preach’ - and that is if it’s even a religious person because schools can appoint non-religious “chaplains” in that position.

    • Tim the Toolman says:

      02:31pm | 02/12/11

      Something tells me you don’t know religion.  It hasn’t managed to infect so many minds by minding its own business.

    • Leah says:

      12:31pm | 02/12/11

      Also something to keep in mind: Health is a state responsibility. Chaplaincy is federal. So of course the FEDERAL government will spend more money on federal issues than state issues.

    • TC says:

      01:08pm | 02/12/11

      I am a high school teacher and completely non-religious. However I 100% support school chaplains. In my experience they are amazingly cheerful people who do not give sermons. They live by example, by being supportive and kind and they have a genuine interest in helping young people. They often provide a friendly and supportive ear, somewhere to “hang out” or an adult to play sport with during lunch. School psychologists have a different role, and from my experience many of them are constrained by “processes” and often don’t even like kids. In fact, many school psycholgists are just plain “odd” and the kids don’t want much to do with them. Chaplains provide a very real service that I have sen make a difference. (plus they are paid a pittance to do it)

    • Dr Robert says:

      06:24pm | 02/12/11

      Chaplains are deluded.  In psychological terms they have an idee fixe,  That is they are blind to reality,  The persistance of a belief in the face of overwhelming logic science and reason is a delusion

    • Andrew says:

      01:39pm | 02/12/11

      This site seems to have an “anti-religion” agenda.

    • Tim the Toolman says:

      02:44pm | 02/12/11

      That’s like saying they have an anti-puppy beating agenda.  There’re some evils that should be called out.

    • Andrew says:

      03:28pm | 02/12/11

      Religion is evil?

    • Tim the Toolman says:

      05:33pm | 02/12/11

      For the most part, yes.  The nice parts are, in my opinion, window dressing behind which a dominating, self-serving and paranoid evil sits.  The world would, unequivocally, be better without religion.  It contributes nothing positive that couldn’t be done without religion and everything negative that wouldn’t be done without it.

    • Dr Robert says:

      06:28pm | 02/12/11

      Andrew,  Religion is not evil, it is a psychiatric illness called delusion and is very difficult to treat as it is an “idee Fixe”

    • Gonzo says:

      01:41pm | 02/12/11

      The separation of Church and State is an idea that is for the safety and justification of both state and faith…

      The reason is so that a states choices cant be attributed to one church or state, and as such cant be brought into international conflict.

      Go ask the Pope, he believes the same, for good, historically based reasons.

      In regards to this program, its a leech of funds that as this writer suggests could be used elsewhere, that’s his point.

      When dental issues lead to massive health issues(especialy amongst our older citizens) it is disgusting that politicians worry more about votes then the general good.

      If you simply flipped this over, and put that $222 million into public dentistry you would be SAVING costs on health care later.

      That’s the argument here, its got nothing to do with your faith, its got to do with people having teeth rotting out of their heads, causing heart attacks, or making surgery impossible before people have half their head pulled.

      So on one hand, you have a system through which a lot of people are employed, and appeases one small group, or the chance to improve the quality of life of many, whilst making hospital wait times and quality of care better and easier to establish.

      But hey, ignorance is bliss, unless your godless with rotting teeth.

    • Country Realist says:

      02:49pm | 02/12/11

      Not sure if this point was raised, but Dentists themselves will distance themselves as far away as possible from any public funding.  They do not want it and will/are secretly fighting against it.  Public funding would put downward pressure on their income per patient and thus increase their patient per day workload.  They would already have good funding if they wanted it because they have a large, powerful association that could lobby the government!

    • thatmosis says:

      03:10pm | 02/12/11

      Jade, if you want work done up here because you are a low paid worker or pensioner or on the dole the waiting list is btween 5 and 10 years, unless of course you have an emergency then its only a 2 year wait. A better idea is to become an illegal immigrant or a prisoner and get instant dental and medical .

    • chrisitian says:

      03:27pm | 02/12/11

      you know, it’s not good to make fun of Jesus/church & the Bible-He is teh Only One that can heal your rotting teeth

 

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