It was on. You could feel it. Tendulkar was in the mood. It was The Little Master’s last match at the SCG, a ground he loves in a city he loves, and you could just sense a big score. Maybe even that elusive hundredth hundred.
The night was warm enough for T-shirts, cool enough for comfort. Australia had runs on the board, but nothing that looked beyond India’s reach. The sun was setting and the scene was set. And then it happened.
Sachin Tendulkar was run out. There was the suggestion that Brett Lee impeded him. Twitter went into meltdown in India, even though it’s fair to say the Indian tweeters didn’t exactly have the best view of proceedings. Replays showed Brett Lee had done nothing wrong. The world’s biggest and most authoritative cricket website, the India-based espncricinfo.com, concurred.
Here’s how Cricinfo called the incident in their live ball-by-ball commentary:
Tendulkar is run out, but Lee was in his way as he ran through. Back of a length outside off stump, Gambhir drops it to point and Tendulkar responds for a single. Lee ran across the pitch towards the ball, and then stopped to observe as Warner ran in from point and under-armed it. Lee needn’t have been there, but he was. And he wasn’t there intentionally to block Tendulkar, but he did. Tendulkar threw his arms up in frustration the moment the ball hit the stumps, but that’s out by the laws of the game. He was not even in the frame. Every innings, we have a bone of contention
As Cricinfo said, the dismissal was a non-issue. Out. There were protestations from Tendulkar and the Indians, but if this had been a horse race, stewards would have fined them for a frivolous protest.
What happened next was as sad as it was unsportsmanlike. Tendulkar sooked. If you’re reading this India, to “sook” means to sulk like a child. First, he wandered around hoping for some kind of repreieve. There wasn’t. Then he committed a cardinal cricketing sin, and not for the first time this summer either.
On leaving the field, Tendulkar failed to acknowledge the crowd’s applause. I was part of that large SCG crowd which rose as one to acknowledge a true champion, as we have so many times. Never, ever say that Australian cricket crowds do not respect visiting champions. We do. The traditional response is to raise the bat and make eye contact with the crowd. Tendulkar had eyes only for his shoelaces.
Tendulkar has shown glimpses of wonderful sportsmanship this summer, such as when he helped defuse the Mankad controversy against Sri Lanka the other night. He has batted well in brief spurts too. Even though he made just 14 last night, he looked fantastic. His deliberately nudge over the slips is just one of many signature shots where the ball appears to go where he wills it.
But Tendulkar has also been aloof. Apart from his repeated failure to acknowledge warm crowds, he has been almost exclusively unavailable for media conferences. That’s not a journalist’s whinge. It’s a lament on behalf of fans everywhere who’d like to hear from their hero after the odd game.
Tendulkar hasn’t been alone in his aloofness. All summer, India has played and behaved as though they don’t really want to be here. Far too often, they have been belligerent and plain bad-tempered.
Admittedly, this tour has been far too long. In the modern era, when they’ve invented these wonderful things called planes, 100 days is a ridiculous amount of time to keep professional sportsmen away from home.
But India have acted like they never wanted to be here at all. Halfway through the Test series they started saying how it’ll all be different the next time they play Australia at home. What sort of mindset does that reveal?
That’s a rhetorical question but I’ll answer it anyway. It reveals a bunch of players who are feted at home like Bollywood stars, and who don’t have the stomach for a fight overseas. I don’t know, maybe the sheets aren’t folded right in our hotel beds or something.
And to think, earlier this summer, I wrote that India was the new England. I didn’t seriously believe the Border-Gavaskar Trophy would ever replace the Ashes in terms of prestige or hype, but I was incredibly excited about the summer ahead. India hold the World Cup. Their Test team, though thrashed last year in England, would surely lift.
How wrong I was. Unless a mathematical and cricketing miracle occurs, India now won’t even make the finals of the One Day tri-series. That’s says more about lack of desire than lack of talent. Perhaps that very Indian concept of karma is working its magic too.
“Indian summer” is a term which connotes a late, last gasp of warm weather before the cold sets in. Excuse the horribly mangled metaphor, but this Indian summer has been more like a winter of discontent.
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