Well, ho, ho, ho. Talk about Christmas spirit. The big department stores are accused of exploiting Christmas by charging more than $20 for a photo with Santa.

How much did that horrible man say this would cost, Mum? Pic: AP.

I, for one, think it’s an excellent idea. Well, they’ve got to do something to make a buck with all those Judases buying cheap stuff online.

In fact, I think they should take this marvellous measure even further…

*Antler Appraisals: Rudolph’s whole face would turn red if he knew his precious protrusions were being used as car accessories for bogans. Aside from being unsightly, they interfere with the car park boom gates. Therefore, a $5-per-antler fee will be added to the price of parking.

*DYO Decorations: What fun it will be for the kiddies to make baubles, to be displayed under our patented program Do Your Own Decorations. Shopping centres will retain the right to re-use these in perpetuity. We will provide a small room with a large table upon which our slave labour - I mean, lovely kiddies - can work their fingers to the bone.

*Luxury Tax: It has not gone unnoticed that some of our older customers are taking advantage of our generous provision of three chairs per 1000sqm. I am reminded of the biblical warning about “casting pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet”. In order to restore the sanctity of seating, we will install coin-operated chairs in which you can luxuriously loll for 10 minutes for $2.50. Once your time is up, an ejector spring will propel you onto your feet. Or knees.

*One Buck Per Bill: Frankly we find our customers disgusting, especially at this time of year. God knows what kind of bacteria those snotty-nosed children are harbouring. Then there are the monstrous mothers who allow their progeny to pay, passing on their noxious notes. Sick days cost the company a small fortune. Henceforth, we will charge customers a handling fee of one dollar per bill.

*GST on Goodwill: It takes an awful lot of effort to work up a smile these days. Our Gen Y workers say they are suffering from RSI from tightening their cheek muscles. Our solution is to put a price on politeness. At this stage, we’re looking at 50c for a basic “Hi”, 75c for “How are you?”, and the deluxe $10 package which includes “Can I help you?” plus a 10-minute conversation about a topic of your choice, excluding medical issues. There are several seasonal add-ons, such as “Merry Christmas” for 20c and “Happy New Year” for 30c. Have a nice day! (It’s OK. I gave you that one for free.)

Some heathens have suggested these measures might drive customers online.

Bah Humbug, I say! You only truly appreciate something when a price is attached. This is why big guys like Westfield have hiked retail rents by 40 per cent in recent years.

If you don’t believe me, take a look into this Crystal Ball (RRP $50) for a glimpse of the Ghosts of Christmases Past, Present and Future.

Look at all those happy shoppers in 1985, being waited on hand and foot, but not truly appreciating the gift we are giving them. 

The second scene shows the present - not quite as busy, I admit - but if you look closely at the customers’ faces you will see a clearer understanding of what it costs us to do business.

Now, let’s take a look at the third. No, this can’t be right. I can’t see any shopping centres: just happy people tapping away on their computers then going down to the Post Office. 

This Crystal Ball must be faulty. Could I please have a refund? Merry Christmas!

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    • Erick says:

      04:52am | 07/12/11

      I just visited a shopping mall yesterday, and remembered why I hate them at Christmas. The music! Insipid, syrupy, mind-sapping Christmas music piped through everywhere.

      I got out of there as fast as I could. Will avoid until January.

    • TS says:

      07:09am | 07/12/11

      Absolutely, or “+1” as is the nomenclature these days.

      No bad music, irate people or lousy personal customer service to be had online (though you do have to shop carefully to fully avoid bad service)! And yes, I’m aware of what the extended consequences of shopping online are. I don’t care: Tony Montana, “Me, I want what’s coming to me”.

      Hopefully it is via UPS express and was 50% cheaper!

    • BobM says:

      08:38am | 07/12/11

      Did 95% of my Christmas shopping online this year. No malls for me!

    • Mattb says:

      08:40am | 07/12/11

      +1 erick

      +1 online shopping

    • dancan says:

      10:24am | 07/12/11

      I’m going to do all my shopping online this year.  So much more variety at cheaper prices

    • Kika says:

      10:58am | 07/12/11

      I totally agree Erick. While I like Christmas I hate this time of year for the simple reason that I can’t stand people in the city listening to damn christmas carols looking at the Myer displays looking so relaxed and happy on their holidays standing in my way while I am still slaving away at work still….

      Me too… I bought all the gifts for my immediate family online. I ordered something on Friday and it was delivered yesterday. BEATS THE SHOPPING CENTRES BY FAR and saved a truckload! I’d love to know how much Myer would charge me for the gift I got Dad… probably 50% more than I paid online.

    • James1 says:

      02:04pm | 07/12/11

      The sooner the Muslims take over and ban Christmas, the better.

    • marley says:

      02:44pm | 07/12/11

      @James1 - no, no, no - because the trade off would be Eid.  Personally, I think we should all go Hindu and have Dussehra and Diwali.  Much more fun.

    • Robert Smissen Of rural SA says:

      10:32pm | 07/12/11

      Mugs! ! ! You know Christmas is coming, it’s the same day every year. Do a bit of forward planning & shop earlier in the year, October is quite.

    • Craig says:

      06:14am | 07/12/11

      They should just charge entry to shopping malls, so people pay for the privilege (not the right) of being allowed to buy food, clothes, toiletries and other luxury items.

      Oh wait - in many places they already do via parking charges…

      Does the ABS consider the cost of entering a store in the CPI?

    • mick says:

      07:18am | 07/12/11

      Christmas?  I recall in the past 10 days that I mentioned that Australia was a Christian nation and got a whole pile of flack for that from some folk who debunk Christianity.  Ok guys, I guess you won’t be celebrating Christmas because the day is a ‘christian’ day, does not fall on the actual day Jesus Christ was born and you guys are atheists.  For that matter maybe there will be more than a few of us who should not be celebrating the day either.

      “A few words for the unbelievers: God so loved the world that he gave His only begotten Son so that whosoever believes in him shall have everlasting life.”  -  words to humble us all and to make us think what this time of year is really about.  Have a nice Christmas break.

    • marley says:

      07:35am | 07/12/11

      @mick - as a matter of fact, were I a believer, I’d be inclined to go along with those of the Greek and Russian orthodox faiths who regard Easter as far more meaningful in religious terms than Christmas.  They don’t do celebrate Christmas to anything like the same extent that the Catholics and Protestants do.  And yet, they’re every bit as Christian.

    • Nic says:

      07:46am | 07/12/11

      You are correct. I will not bee celebrating the birth of Christ this 25th. However, I will make excellent use of the public holiday to have a large family gathering, and for that, I say Merry Christmas.

    • MarkS says:

      08:23am | 07/12/11

      Christmas is NOT a christian day. It is the pagan festival for mid winter. The Christians stole it & rebadged it. So I will eat myself silly in memory of my pagan ancestors.

      You silly sky fairy believers who follow some middle eastern tribal god should stop stealing my ancestors festivals. By the way you stole Easter as well, it is as pagan spring festival. That is the reason for the eggs, rabbits etc, fertility symbols.

      May the Allfather be with you.

    • Mayday says:

      09:35am | 07/12/11

      I refuse to be humbled by such rot -
      “God so loved the world that he gave His only begotten Son so that whosoever believes in him shall have everlasting life.” 

      The public holiday period between 25th December and 1st of January is a great time to exchange gifts as tokens of appreciation and a lovely time to get together with family.

      My family and friends do think about what this time of year is about; its about giving, sharing and spending time with people you love.

    • amy says:

      11:08am | 07/12/11

      @mick

      “A few words for the unbelievers: God so loved the world that he gave His only begotten Son so that whosoever believes in him shall have everlasting life.”

      hmmm ok then
      I have some words for you mick

      “On the Ning Nang Nong
      Where the Cows go Bong!
      and the monkeys all say BOO!
      There’s a Nong Nang Ning
      Where the trees go Ping!
      And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
      On the Nong Ning Nang
      All the mice go Clang
      And you just can’t catch ‘em when they do!”

      means about as much to me as it does to you…makes me wonder why some feel scripture is actually going to change our minds (or mean anything)

    • Kika says:

      11:15am | 07/12/11

      Oh gosh not another one!

      You do realise that
      1) There’s no evidence that Jesus was born on the 25th of December
      2) The actual festival we celebrate is an old pagan Germanic and Celtic festival designed to celebrate the winter solstice
      3) Hannukah is also smack bang in between this which is suspicious to say the least
      4) Easter was also hijacked by Christians. Easter is a Celtic Spring festival. I don’t remember there being anything about rabbits and chickens and celebrating ‘life’ in the bible when Jesus was crucified
      5) Easter also suspiciously fits around Passover…

      All in all I can only deduce that the Christians wanted to have special days like the Jews and fitted their traditional European festivals around them and gave them a Christian meaning, even though the pomp and celebration has nothing to do with it. I mean hello?  Snow covered pine trees and holly and ‘yule’ in 1st Century Palestine?  For some reason as I look around at my Christmas decorations it doesn’t really scream “middle east” to me… more like “europe”.

      OMG Jesus was from the Middle East? NO!

    • James1 says:

      02:06pm | 07/12/11

      And a happy and festive Saturnalia to you, mick!

    • Ras Putin says:

      02:13pm | 07/12/11

      Not many of you left Mick and a good thing that is…Most young people of today are not brainwashed to the extent you obviously were, and have the brain power to see religion for the mindless twaddle that it is!!

    • Mattyc says:

      04:44pm | 07/12/11

      Keep Christmas. It’s a festivus for the rest of us

      The pole is going up now and I can’t wait for the feats of strength

    • Rachel says:

      05:23pm | 07/12/11

      Christmas is not a pagan festival. Just because it falls on the same day (deliberately I know) does not mean it has any less it’s own identity, and that identity is to celebrate the birth of Christ. My birthday falls on Anzac Day, nobody gives me presents and insists that they’re in memory of our fallen soldiers.

      I see in the season of goodwill that we still have no tolerance for each other.

    • Leah says:

      06:25pm | 07/12/11

      marley, as a protestant myself, I think you will find most Catholics and Protestants also regard Easter as more ‘meaningful’ than Christmas. We exchange gifts at Christmas as a reflection of the ‘gift’ (Jesus) that God gave mankind.

      MarkS, Christmas IS a Christian day. Yes, there is also a pagan celebration on that day. But you can be sure it wasn’t “Christmas”.

    • Andrew says:

      01:20am | 08/12/11

      @amy: thanks, you made me laugh, which doesn’t happen too often reading the tripe people post here wink

      @mick: God so loved the world that he gave his son… blah blah blah.  Hang on, the “omnipotent” god, who loves us all so much, couldn’t just SAVE us, he had to sacrifice his son.  Why exactly?!  If he’s god of the universe and all, surely there’s no need for a blood sacrifice?  Actually, you’re right, it all makes perfect sense.  I’m going to go out now and show the world how much I love it - by slaughtering my own son.  Yay for christians!  Yay for death!  Yay for the stupidity and ignorance of people who believe in 3000 year old fairy tales!

      (for those with no sense of humour, yes I was joking about killing my own son.  I don’t have one, and if I did I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t do it anyway.)

      You know, when I was a kid I believed in god.  And I prayed to him very hard, saying “please god, make me intelligent and smart and allow me to fully use this wonderful brain you’ve given me.”  And lo and behold, my prayer was answered, and I became an atheist.

    • Grant says:

      02:54am | 08/12/11

      Look up Jim Jeffries views on Religion on YouTube. He speaks the TRUTH about God & Jesus! What truth is that? Watch it to find out!

    • Chris says:

      08:17am | 08/12/11

      It’s actually quite sad the barrage of negative responses to Mick’s post.  Christianity in Australia has traditionally been plagued more by apathy than the outright antagonism that is evident in the replies.

      It is irrelevant whether Christ was born on 25 December or at some other time of year, just as the history of a celebration around Christmas time is irrelevant.  Presently (and for quite some time now) Christmas is a celebration of the birth of Christ.

      I don’t suggest non-Christians should go to work - that’s like suggesting non-monarchists should work on the Queen’s birthday holiday.

      However, for those of you intent on “celebrating” the time off by accumulating more junk that you don’t need, getting repeatedly drunk and eating as much as you can - I feel sorry for you.  If the sum of all your almighty atheistic arguments about God is that your goals are all hedonistic, then your lives simply have no meaningful purpose.

      Spending time with family is nice, but ultimately if you don’t believe Christmas has a larger meaning there is no reason why spending time with your family now should be any different to spending time with your family in August.

      I for one will be trying to spend some quiet time (hard to come by these days) thinking about how I can serve God in the upcoming year.

    • Mahhrat says:

      07:48am | 07/12/11

      Christmas is what you make it.  Nobody in Hobart has tried charging for parking yet, except the CBD where nobody I know really goes these days anyway.  They’re panicking hard in the CBD, begging Myer to rebuild and reopen (big fire couple years ago burned the old building down).

      Thing is, I hate crowds,  I don’t want to be in them.  Plus, I can get everything from Melbourne in cheaper.

      The only exception to this is my local Bunnings.  I drive past another two hardware stores to get to that Bunnings.  Why?  Because the experience is always positive, people are happy, there’s usually a local community group raising funds with a sos sizzle out front, and I can find a range of stuff I need to get.

      When the other stores remember that thing (it’s called customer service; go look it up) then perhaps I’ll pay the premium for your products.  I know I can get my hardware online too, but I don’t, because Bunnings is a great fun place to shop.

    • Erica says:

      08:04pm | 07/12/11

      They’re a bloody horrible company to work for though

    • GFC says:

      08:33am | 07/12/11

      Mick you remind me of a pet hate of mine. As an athiest I absolutely hate it when other so called athiests blather on about religion not being real and how anyone involved is a deluded idiot and then they go and get married at a church.

      I always say to them “So your getting married? Where?”

      “At our local catholic church”

      “ohh is that right? You do realise that you are a hypocrite and a total moron?”

      “Uhh why? ...everyone gets married”

      “When you do get married, please dont procreate”

    • Markus says:

      09:10am | 07/12/11

      I’ve never met a religious person of any faith as bigoted, ill-informed and ignorant as half of the ‘atheists’ I have had the misfortune of knowing.

    • Mayday says:

      09:39am | 07/12/11

      @ Markus ill-informed and ignorant on what?

      If you referring to religious teachings I am simply not interested wasting time on drivel.

      What a bigoted statement!

    • Al says:

      10:05am | 07/12/11

      The realy funny thing with the Religion v’s Athiest argument is that NEITHER side can be proved right.
      To rule in or out a ‘God’ type figure without evidence either way is as bad as each other.
      This is why I am more Agnostic than Athiest.
      There may or may not be a God, I am waiting for evidence either way. (Of course it SHOULD be easier to prove the existence of a God/s rather than the non-existence as abscence of proof does not equal proof of abscence!)
      Get back to me when you have proof either way, otherwise keep your opinions and and unsupported beliefs your own please.

    • MarkS says:

      11:10am | 07/12/11

      @Al
      I can prove that a benign all powerful all knowing God does not exist. Evil exists there said God cannot exist. All the reasons proposed as to why this is not the case are rubbish.

      I cannot prove that supernatural beings with powers unknown & indeed unknowable by people do not exist. In fact I suspect they may.

    • Al says:

      11:37am | 07/12/11

      MarkS,
      Unfortunately your assumption is that the ‘God’ figure is benign.
      While many religions claim this is the case it may not be (or is even likely to not be) true.
      It could be that the ‘God’ figure simply doesn’t care or even enjoys conflict. (There have been MANY religions throughout history that include these types of figures).
      In my comment I wasn’t speaking about a specific religion or God figure derived from them.
      Athiests don’t claim that no religion has the right representation of god, they claim there is no god, big difference.

    • Al says:

      12:14pm | 07/12/11

      MarkS,
      Another point is this.
      A god that requires followers to have faith can’t simply remove ALL evil from the world. To do so would remove peoples ability to make a choice and thereby negate any faith that they have.
      Its a simple concept really.
      A god that requires faith or a choice to believe also requires that the subject (humans) have the necassary freedom to make that choice.

    • MarkS says:

      02:29pm | 07/12/11

      @Al
      You miss the point.

      Frogs cannot see see a fly that flies away from it. The signal does not get transmitted from the eye to the brain. The concept of a fly flying away simply does not exist for a frog. Chimp’s are much smarter than Frogs, but regardless of that they are incapable of conceiving many things that human beings are capable of conceiving.

      Indeed most people are simply incapable of understanding higher order maths & physics. Free will cannot exist in relation to something you cannot understand or conceive. I have no doubt that there are things that no human is capable of understanding or conceiving of, but by definition this cannot be proven, it is the unknowable unknown.

      But why would the universe be ordered in such a way that the smartest humans are just able to understand everything about it, sounds unlikely. Indeed given the Flynn effect, that is that the average intelligence of a society increases over time with improved lifestyle, it is almost certain that there was no one whatsoever until recently in the overall history of Homo Sapiens that was capable of understanding modern higher maths & physics. In the future our descendants will be capable of understanding things we cannot.

      Would a benign all powerful all knowing God create people that where capable of conceiving evil? It is possible that such a creature had reasons I am incapable of understanding, but I can only stand on my own feet, I can only judge that such a creature cannot be benign. Benign is a human word after all.

      I do not deny that there may be powerful supernatural (supernatural in the sense that they are not understandable by humans) beings that some may call Gods. I refuse to worship them, or call them Gods & I would do so even if they appeared & proved their power & existence. 

      I suspect that such creatures, that is lifeforms beyond our understanding exist, but doubt they would even notice us, for which we should be very thankful. If you notice vermin you kill them & I do not notice or care if the vermin worship me.

      So maybe I do not fit your definition of an Atheist, nevertheless I consider myself an Atheist.

    • BigAngryRon says:

      04:56pm | 07/12/11

      I do not understand how atheists think the “if evil exists there can’t be a god” argument disproves anything. I also don’t have any time for those who say god is a solely loving and caring god.

      According to the Bible, God is prone to outbursts of anger, often overly affectionate, does some seriously crazy stuff and will mess you up if you get on his bad side. He completely ruins some poor guys life just to win a bet! We either got the insane god, the short-bus god or a god who is in his toddler years. Look at the platypus, and tell me that that was designed by someone completely sane.

    • PW says:

      09:29pm | 07/12/11

      Al says:11:05am | 07/12/11

      “The realy funny thing with the Religion v’s Athiest argument is that NEITHER side can be proved right…..
      There may or may not be a God, I am waiting for evidence either way”

      The really funny thing in my opinion is that while I can see the “evidence” pretty much every minute of every day, there are seemingly intelligent people who clearly can’t, don’t or won’t see it. They take things for granted because they are always there and always have been.

      Al, have a look around you sometime. Try to imagine it’s all new to you. What do you see? OK probably a lot that was made by Man depending on where you look but try looking for things that weren’t made by man. Even look at your own mortal body if you like. Everything has a reason, everything has a purpose. Everything is meticulously designed to fit in with everything else. If a system gets altered by Man or nature a new system takes its place. All this cannot possibly have just happened by some sort of chance. Something made it happen.

    • Dan Webster says:

      09:25am | 07/12/11

      Fat cats need to stay fat.
      It’s only our money they want, so be kind, help out and give it to them.

      Gerry Harvey, Frank Lowy , Solomon Lew etc need your money NOW.

      So spend and be good sheep.

    • Merry Xmas says:

      09:30am | 07/12/11

      All I hear is waaaaaaaa from Atheists, waaaaaaaaaaaaaa. It’s a religious day. So we’ll be seeing you all in your offices working on CHRISTmas day, and during Easter, right?

      Yeah, right. The jibes about the ‘invisble fairies’ and those who believe in God are childish, at best. You bunch of hypocrites.

      As for the original article - we’re a society driven and obsessed with money. It’s sad what we’ve become.

    • Steve_85 says:

      10:03am | 07/12/11

      Actually I will be working on that day (xmas), and I will not be buying presents. I also usually work during Easter, and rarely buy chocolate for it. Having said that, it is a public holiday, regardless of who is claiming to ‘own’ it and most people get to spend the time with their families.

      I actually practice what I preach and do not celebrate religious holidays. At best they’re an excuse for a BBQ/piss up. My family does the whole presents thing, but only a few go to church… and most of those are not exactly thrilled about it.

      I also fail to see how you can call any of those who do celebrate on that day hypocrites, since xmas (and easter for that matter)  was a stolen and re-branded pagan holiday anyway.

    • Kika says:

      11:07am | 07/12/11

      Ah, Merry Xmas… you do realise that it’s highly unlikely Jesus was born on Christmas, and the actual festival we celebrate with the trees and the holly and decorations is an old german/celtic festival designed to celebrate the winter solstice. It also so happens to be right smack bang in between Hanukkah… just as Easter is smack bang in the middle of the old Spring celtic festival time and Passover….

      Christmas isn’t really about Christ…

    • Al says:

      11:22am | 07/12/11

      Merry Xmas,
      That sounds like a good idea, however with most workplaces the employees are not actualy given a choice on whether to work those days or not.
      The IR system allows for an employer and employee to agree to substitute another day for a public holiday, but many employers don’t want to do this.
      Doing work when you have been directed to not attend would generaly be considered to be on a genuinely voulantary basis and be UNPAID, so why would employees do it?

    • Gomez12 says:

      11:39am | 07/12/11

      You must know some pretty childist athiests then.

      I won’t claim to speak for any but my family, many of whom are in fact dedicated christians. But most aren’t. Like a lot of families these days there’s the usual mix of christians, athiests, agnostics and one or two others (specifically two hindu’s a jew, a muslim (and her mum) and a buddhist - religion is usually not discussed).

      But Xmas is special, it’s the one time of year we pretty much all get an extended break from work at the same time (Xmas-New year) and can get together as a family. It’s especially important to us as for the rest of the year our family is spread over most states of Aust and several countries around the world.

      If you’re such a dedicated Christian, go right ahead and celebrate the birth of Christ. Several in my family will as well.

      But the rest of us will treasure the opportunity to catch up with family and some close friends, enjoy the good times, a feast a laugh and a few drinks, and maybe even a game of backyard cricket.

      For me your rant is like saying New-years isn’t a specifically Christian festival so you should be at work while us non-christians take the opportunity to ring in the new year. But I hope you go out and have a good time anyway!

      In the end, who owns it, what it’s origins “really” are doesn’t matter - ‘tis the season to be jolly, and for goodwill to all mankind!

      Merry Xmas mate, to you and yours, and a happy new years to follow (from one of those disgusting Athiests) wink

    • Mayday says:

      09:43am | 07/12/11

      No its a Public Holiday for everyone regardless of their faith.

      The majority will not go to Church so don’t pick on atheist who do at least have some integrity.

    • Ally says:

      10:04am | 07/12/11

      Not sure why the parents are bitching. It seems the kiddies can see Santa for free, but if the parents want a photo they have to pay for it. And, quite frankly, if you think the department stores and shopping centres are going to put up with whining, exciteable or freaked-out-by-Santa kids and then give you a free or cut price photo out of the goodness of their hearts, well, you’re just stupid. Of course they’re going to charge like wounded bulls.

      If they want Santa photos, maybe parents should get together and get someone to dress up as Santa for the kids.

      Admittedly, the deal was much better when I was a kid. I remember seeing Santa in Myer as a 3 or 4 year and getting a little Sesame Street figurine for free, plus a polaroid photo. I then went back each Friday in December with my Nan so I could get the whole set.

    • Al says:

      02:31pm | 07/12/11

      Ah yes, the Sanat presence.
      “Mum, how can Sanat be at this (enter retail outlet here) and (enter another retail outlet here) and (enter another retail outlet here) all at the same time and still get all those presents, naughty and nice lists, covert surveilance of millions of people and reindeer ready for Christmas eve?”
      Not to mention the “What does Santa need the money for?” questions.

    • Beth says:

      04:17pm | 07/12/11

      I don’t know the full details, but I think the photo company who come with Santa hire the space from Myer and they are the ones who decide the charge…

    • Sarah says:

      11:31am | 07/12/11

      AAARRRGGHHHHH

      What in the holy hell are those STUPID deer antler costumes for cars all about???

      I’ve only started noticing the horrible things in the last couple of years and they absolutely irritate the life out of me.

      Plus I’ve noticed (and excuse me for stereotyping) that its generally dark haired caucasian women in their 40s who are on the cuddlier side, who drive either Toyota Corollas (in sedan form) or Holden Cruze’s

      WTF?!?! They are without a doubt the SILLIEST most INANE christmas decoration out there.

      God I hate them.

    • Slick says:

      04:01pm | 07/12/11

      The best thing about my local shopping centre, $2 for a photo of the kids with Santa, who also gives them a chocolate & has time to talk to them about what they want for Christmas, not throw them on their lap and then send the screaming kid away…..
      Gotta love your locals:)

    • Bitten says:

      04:11pm | 07/12/11

      I’m sorry, what was the point of this one? People have to pay to get a photo with Santa at their local shopping centre? So?

      Oh, right, I’m in Australia and everything should be free, right?

    • Chris says:

      07:54am | 08/12/11

      I think the issue people have is paying $20 for a $0.20 photo.  The markup is extraordinary, even for photos.  That said, at least you aren’t charged a “sitting fee”...

    • Q says:

      09:23am | 08/12/11

      The cost of the actual photo is irrelevant.  If you were to pay just the cost you would have to provide your own props and costume, dress as Santa, take the photo yourself and you wouldn’t be doing it your local shopping center.  How mean of all those businesses to make a profit and then pay you a wage!  How awful of them to collect tax so that you can drive on nice roads, send your kids to school, go to the hospital, get unemployment benefits or a pension.  Sick of the rip off mentality!  It shows how small minded and lazy we are getting.

    • cybacaT says:

      08:56am | 08/12/11

      Another Tracey Spicer article, another dig at Christians and their festivals, another swarm of disaffected, life-hating atheists gather to whinge.  Get over yourselves and wipe that massive chip of your shoulders. 

      This is a happy time of year available to everyone - even you people-hating types who live only to spit venom at others.  Drop the negativity and nastiness, see the bright side of life.  Appreciate your family and friends.  Better yet - go and enjoy the carols - listen to the words and you just might learn something about why the rest of us are happy!  grin

 

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