In another high water mark for human decency, left-wing and right-wing commentators have recently managed to cast blame on each other over the unthinkably horrible massacre in Norway.

It is of course deeply offensive to suggest either side is responsible for this atrocity. Especially when the truth is they both are.
In fact the far left have done more to promote the easy-flowing spread of right-wing ideology and sentiment than any other socio-political group, the “socio” being “upper middle class” and the political being “retarded”.
Now that the more shrill and idiotic offence-junkies are all off writing letters and hyperventilating about the use of the word “retarded”, let’s talk sensibly for a bit.
History tells us that being right-wing is probably humankind’s default setting. Its driving forces are self-interest, individual freedom (especially in money-making and more especially where one’s own self is the individual concerned), fear of the foreign or unknown, a nostalgic yearning for a rosier past, the valuing and prioritising of one’s own family above all others and the sense that one should not feel guilty about one’s own success.
All of these sentiments are pretty basic human instincts – even if some of them might be failings – and we would be less human and, frankly, less interesting without them.
On the other side we have something that Abraham Lincoln might have called “the better angels of our nature”: The notion that a person’s priority ought to be the wellbeing of others or society as a whole; that the instinct for self-interest ought to be transcended by either the rational knowledge that everyone needs to help each other or nobody gets anywhere or the moral position that it’s simply the right thing to do. (Basically the difference between Communists and Catholics.)
At its most basic level it’s a battle between heart and head.
Already this puts the left at a disadvantage: Everyone has the base instinct for self-interest; not everyone has the morality or intelligence to perceive a greater purpose and still fewer have the willpower to pursue it if they do.
In other words, to be a sensible, compassionate and selfless person – what the best and most genuine of the left are – is hard work, a constant struggle. To be self-interested and tribal, on the other hand – which is essentially what being right-wing is about – all you have to do is relax and be yourself.
As usual this is best summed up by Homer Simpson, who advised the archetypal right-winger Mr Burns: “To be loved, you have to be nice to others everyday. To be hated, you don’t have to do squat.”
If these two forces were the ones going head to head in public debate, the left would probably have a fighting chance of being a dominant or at least competitive force in Australian politics instead of the odd “shining aberration”.
But of course it is not the selfless, compassionate and giving people who are the standard-bearers of the left in today’s landscape. It is the shrill, petty, paranoid, intellectually hog-tied trendoids who are interested far more in telling people what they think about a problem than doing what is necessary to fix it.
At the micro level this is represented by the archetypal Sydney Inner Westie who waxes lyrical about refugees – without having ever lived near one – as they try to recreate MasterChef dishes that will look good against their recycled hardwood table. Almost to a fault, they are white and affluent.
At the intermediate level this is represented by the humourless yet self-consciously quirky narcissists who offer up the most banal political and ideological clichés at ill-attended rallies and trawl social media to abuse anyone who isn’t as hardline as them or whose jokes they don’t get. (Yes, that would usually be me.) Almost to a fault, they are white and affluent.
At the macro level this is represented by the Greens. There is perhaps no more iconic treachery of genuine progressiveness than the Greens’ euthanasing of the Rudd Government’s carbon pollution reduction scheme, because A) It wasn’t as extreme as their own economy-killing pipe dream and B) They weren’t kowtowed to enough when the Government was first trying to get it through.
This is political blackmail at its most disgraceful and the ultimate proof that the Greens are far more interested in grandstanding than actually getting anything done.
The result of their action, as is patently obvious now, is a carbon scheme that is both later and less-effective than the one they killed off and one which will likely be killed off by the next Government. Oh, and yes: The Greens also delivered the next Government to Tony Abbott, so thanks for that hippies.
A perfect example at the other end is a story I did just this week about a lefty activist who went in to Penrith Bowling Club and stole a petition opposing the pokies cap. Now whatever your position on the cap, that sort of behaviour is obviously not on but it doesn’t end there.
Firstly, the young man had actually signed up as a member of the club that very night with his real name and phone number just before being caught on camera stealing the signatures, immediately making him a strong contender for the title of world’s dumbest criminal.
Secondly, when the club manager called him (on the mobile number he had left) she had wanted him simply to return the petition and leave the matter there. But the guy lied, refused and generally behaved so rudely that after days of dealing with him she eventually had to call in the police. And having dealt with the bloke myself, I can confirm he is a card-carrying superbrat.
This is by no means isolated behaviour either. It is one of the great ironies that my many right-wing followers on Twitter all seem to think I am a lefty and affectionately rib me for it and politely point out my various delusions.
But many if not most of the self-proclaimed left-wingers I encounter on there have seen perhaps just one jokey tweet or simply looked at who I work for and – these are complete strangers mind you – bombarded me publicly (but almost always anonymously) with the most foul, nasty or snide abuse.
I’m not being precious about this mind you – I’m big and ugly enough to handle whatever is said – I’ve just been shocked not only at the extraordinary level of viciousness but the fact that the abuse almost entirely seems to come from lefties. And it is not just a handful of incidents but scores and scores – probably hundreds.
Here are a couple of examples from just one night:
@Paxmeister News Ltd (is) a mafia organisation and @joe_hildebrand is one of their bum boys
(This was repeated when I didn’t respond the first time.)
@ctindale @Joe_Hildebrand F*** of (sic) Joe your (sic) a hysterical and sensationalist propagandist not a journalist
(This guy – apparently a “yoga junkie” – sent another seven messages along similar lines.)
These are the people who are representing the left in the public sphere. Is it any wonder it has an image problem?
The problem is that many of the most vocal proponents of left-wing positions are at best stupid and at worst obnoxious.
These two elements combined with lethal force when certain smug sections of the left tried to use the Norway massacre as a political football in an effort to score points off the right and attack the media (and, in some weird sick way, seem like they were inadvertently defending Al Qaeda).
The right was easily able to pillory this outrageous misappropriation of slaughter, the left looked heartless and exploitative and the opportunity for any helpful exploration of the links between organised politics and violence was lost.
Meanwhile 77 families hadn’t even buried their dead.
That same kind of breathless hysteria was on show on Q&A on Monday night when one of the more thoughtful (and soft-spoken) panellists was being screamed at simultaneously by the two lefties beside him because he dared defend the media. It was unfair, impolite, intemperate and excruciatingly uncomfortable to watch.
All this sort of behaviour leaves mainstream, moderate Australia with its head spinning more than Linda Blair in the Exorcist and often emitting the same kind of expulsions. All a right-wing columnist, broadcaster or shadow minister has to do is hang any progressive policy on an extreme or unappealing left-winger and it suddenly looks odorous.
Abolishing WorkChoices looks like a great idea when urged for by a mum who got fired for looking after a sick child; not so good when advocated by a union leader spitting on cars at a picket line.
Yes, there is no doubt that the right has more than its share of bad behaviour and “shock-jocks” (perhaps not surprisingly given their moniker) incite public outrage and use inflammatory language to make their points. That is unfortunate and doesn’t help their cause much either.
But if the left’s perception of itself as more enlightened and progressive is correct they ought to be able to rise above that. The antidote to right-wing extremism is not left-wing extremism but mainstream policies that are rational and achievable. The antidote to right-wing abuse is not counter-abuse but polite sensibility.
Political parties often make the mistake of thinking they have to be better brawlers than their opponents. In fact they just have to be better.
That Twitter address again: @Joe_Hildebrand
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