Last month, Woodstock Festival – the event that’s come to represent Baby Boomer youth culture in our collective consciousness – turned 40.

Zac Efron - license to print money.

Given the Boomers spawned the crazy consumer consumption habits that sent us crashing towards the GFC, it was only fitting for promoters to get the talent off the couch, jab them with Botox and organise the requisite merchandising and exorbitant ticket pricing. Ka-ching!

Meanwhile, the media and marketers have been celebrating ageing while concurrently exploring ways to delay its visible signs in order to appeal to the cash-cow that is the Boomers’ retirement fund (albeit one reduced by the GFC).

Pacific Magazines will launch Prevention magazine – the “healthy lifestyle” title aimed at 40+ women – into the Australian market next week; the 80s supermodels have returned to reassure us that Amazonian beauties get older, too; Olivia Newton-John is keeping her brain active promoting Nintendo’s DS; Botox is the new Sorbolene cream; and Hey Hey! It’s Saturday is making a live-to-air comeback on Channel Nine on September 29.

But while we’ve all been distracted by the wrinkles and nostalgia, a youth uprising has been taking place right under the Boomers’ noses; behind closed bedroom doors with Broadband access. Celebrate ageing we might, but where the fashion and entertainment industries are concerned, it’s the kids who still hold the appeal.

And they’re using their tech-savvy skills to get the word out there while their ‘rents are still figuring out how to tune in the set-top boxes.

Cue the rise of Aussie band Short Stack – recently voted the most popular band by New South Wales MySpace users, fronting the latest issue of TV Hits magazine and coming to a secret venue near you soon to promote their creatively titled new album, Stack Is The New Black.

The days of gaining grass-roots followers by pub gigging may be over: first stop MySpace, next World Domination! Meanwhile, Lily Allen, 24, who rose to fame (infamy?) via the MySpace train, continues to be omnipresent, appearing in Chanel’s handbag campaign and glossy magazine covers worldwide while singing sweet nothings over the airwaves and Tweeting about her cheeky escapades. She could have been a one-hit wonder, but the girl’s clearly got the game sussed.

Further signs of the validation of the new youth movement include head cheerleader for the pop-cultural pack Katie Grand following up her Beth Ditto issue of Conde Nast’s LOVE magazine with a second edition featuring Sting’s 19-year-old daughter, Coco Sumner, on one cover and an obscure teen bassist she discovered on the internet on the other.

Katie’s former magazine beat, POP, has put 13-year-old fashion blogger Tavi on its cover, and the latest edition of Grazia Australia contains a feature titled ‘Meet the Newbies’, introducing readers to the likes of Paloma Faith (“the new Amy Winehouse”) and Carey Mulligan (“the new Keira Knightley”). The release of Teen Vogue’s annual Hollywood Issue in the U.S. (scheduled for September 9) is like a menu of the Hot Young Things to come: this year, Twilight’s Taylor Lautner (who? what?) has scored the cover.

Catherine Caines writes ‘Young stars raise style stakes’ for The Australian, asserting that fashion advertising campaigns are firmly focused on Young Hollywood talent, with the teen stars of Harry Potter and Twilight recruited by the likes of Chanel, Burberry and Balenciaga to add some cool cred to their brands.

“Suddenly alliances with barely legal age wizards, robot defenders and vampires are a key propriety for prestige labels eager to revamp their image, which have recruited young faces including Isabel Lucas, Kristen Stewart and Emma Watson to the cause,” writes Caines.

Similarly, All Men Are Liars columnist Sam de Brito dedicated his most recent Sunday column to youth appeal, citing the popularity of Lady Gaga as evidence that it’s the kids who decide who the Next Big Thing is: “Has anybody over the age of 16 ever brought one of her CDs?” asks de Brito. “Yet she’s on the covers of adult magazines and newspapers worldwide thanks to the almost unintelligible tastes of teenage girls.

The two hottest male actors in the world at the moment, Twilight’s Robert Pattinson and High School Musical’s Zac Efron, are in that position not because of the eye of brilliant directors, movie execs or film critics but millions of teenage girls and boys who voted with their pocket money.”

Of course, the Boomers are still the gatekeepers: they hold the balance of power where corporate dollars are concerned, and will continue to hold onto it for dear life lest they be rendered redundant. Coolness is not the singular domain of the young and restless.

But it’s their offspring – the YouTube babies – who’ve got the self-promotional skill set and wide-eyed confidence to challenge the Boomers’ comeback and reassert the youth obsession that keeps plastic surgeons in business and sees middle-aged men coveting the new iPhone. MySpace is “the new” Woodstock and the kids are doing alright, still*.

*That would be a reference to Lily Allen’s debut album. Boomer bashing rant, over and out!

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    • Pete from Sydney says:

      08:20am | 03/09/09

      “Given the Boomers spawned the crazy consumer consumption habits” Where did this pearl of wisdom come from? Some Gen Y or Gen X bunny with a chip on her shoulder no doubt…the boomers aren’t in the same ball park as the later generations in terms of consumption, conspicuous, over consumption some might say.
      Baby Boomers occasionally use things twice, something unheard for the future gens.

    • Liz says:

      09:17am | 03/09/09

      Why bash the Boomers? You wouldn’t be here,have all the advantages as a woman if those before you hadn’t made it happen.Woodstock was about love of life,music, saving the world and a repugnance for the Vietnam war and any other war.Don’t you have that? Or isn’t it cool enough? At least it wasn’t shallow and consumerist, transitory and inflationary.

    • jonathan says:

      10:02am | 03/09/09

      These generationalist rants are really getting tired/boring/repetitive.

      It seems that when a journalist has nothing else to write about they will wheel this old chestnut out, because they’re at least guaranteed a few comments from whichever generation they happen to be offending this time.

      Okay, we get it:  Boomers have all the money, x-ers missed out cos the boomers have all the money, and y’s think it’s all about them.

      Time to move on, please.

    • stephen says:

      11:18am | 03/09/09

      I like young people. I think they’ve got it. I go to a bookshop and I see teenagers sitting on the floor flicking through the latest ‘teen magazine looking for the latest fashion, or the ‘coolest’ thing to do. We did the same thing in 1969, (and those Levis’ were hitched right down low.)

    • Gillian says:

      11:39am | 03/09/09

      I think the youth will always hold the appeal of advertisers but as a Gen X, I do love the fact that the 80s supermodels that I grew up with are still on the cover of magazines, on the catwalks and endorsing products and that there are more role models for older (notice I didn’t say old) women to aspire to. Advertisers should recognise that baby boomers also have a lot of disposable income and disposable time as their children grow up. It would be foolhardy to ignore this cash cow.

      http://www.30isthenewblack.com

    • Emma M says:

      11:39am | 03/09/09

      No one likes to be reminded they’re heading for fuddy duddy territory.True, young people should be grateful for all the ways in which boomers made life fun, easier and fashionable. By the same token, older generations should be pleased to have Gardening Australia and Hey Hey, and the other boomer-targeted developments you mentioned, there to help reassure them that they and their money still matter, and to distract them from the new ‘coolness’ of the MySpacing and YouTubing and spending the kids are doing.

    • JB says:

      12:34pm | 03/09/09

      Perhaps a little harsh to compare Lily Allen and Short Stack but then again, taste is always relevant to whoever’s listening.

      Beyond the old inter-gen arguments, what’s interesting to me about this article is the psychology behind youth marketing. Could anyone imagine Zac Effron with a beard, for instance? He wouldn’t be girly enough haha
      If you’re a male star right now it’s almost obligatory hair free bodies (almost everything visible except for long styled locks), unblemished skin etc. etc.

      In a very sexist way, the media focus on female role models as a point of contention regularly, but for the blokes growing up it’s a matter of “man up”.
      A psychology lecture I went to recently highlighted our possible progression to more child-like symbols/representitives in our culture.
      A comparison was made between stick-like catwalk models, who largely lack the hourglass figure and body proportions (ie broader hips) most adult woman in society have generally.
      An interesting link was also made between our constant sketchings of aliens - people from the future! - over recent decades, and how generally similar their bodies are to children (big eyes, oversized heads, hair free etc.)
      I’m hoping this doesn’t continue much longer, cause I enjoy going to the beach without waxing my chest and doing a million pushups beforehand!
      (But stereotypes projected to young men in the media is for a whole other comment)

    • Brando says:

      03:09pm | 03/09/09

      I love how generation X & Y try to make us boomers to be technologically illiterate. A quick question to the youngies. That technology you’re using, who do you think invented it? Your mobile phone, your gaming system, your computer , your I-pod etc etc etc were all developed by us boomers. We grew up with technology, do you really think we don’t know hoew to use it.

      Generations X & Y are the technology generations? Don’t make me laugh. They’re great if you want some help seeting up a facebook page or programming your I-pod but try asking them to do something useful like putting together a basic spreadsheet and all you end up with is blank looks.

    • Tim says:

      04:32pm | 03/09/09

      Haha Brando nice try,
      XBOX inventor Seamus Blackely born 1972
      I POD inventor Tony Fadell born 1969
      Both Generation X.
      The best you boomers hav done is invent some massive brick size mobile phone and old computers. Did your first computer have vacuum tubes Brando?
      All technology has been massively improved by Generation X and Y. As for spreadsheets, i bet you still use an abacus.

    • G says:

      04:49pm | 03/09/09

      Nice work Tim…

      Tsk Tsk Brando, you didn’t even fact check before making wild accusations.  Go watch some lassie

    • Brando says:

      05:00pm | 03/09/09

      Gee Timmy that’s another thing. I find a lot of Gens X & Y to be not overly bright. The X-Box and I-pod weren’t invented they were just updates of earlier inventions. I didn’t say they haven’t evolved over the years.

      I’ll back my computer skill sover most of the gen X & Y uni grads I’ve met. Guess who the younguns in the office ask for the second anything remotely unusual occurs on their computers?

    • marley says:

      08:02pm | 03/09/09

      Hey guys - the worldwideweb.  Invented by a boomer.  And that is a helluva lot more important than gadgets such as the Ipod.

      Every generation has its inventors, its creators, its visionaries.  The boomers had Tim Berners-Lee and a host of others, Gen X had the Google guys, and Gen Y those Facebook people. 

      For those not involved in creating breakthrough developments, the issue is how you use the technology that’s already there - and if you’re using that technology to tell someone you’re now in the third aisle of Woolies looking for the pasta, you’re not exactly on the leading edge.  Too many people of all generations think that having the latest gadget makes them (a) tech savvy and (b) creative/intelligent.  It doesn’t.  It just means you have the latest gadget.  It’s what you do with it that counts.  And as far as I’m concerned, Gen Y shows no particular superiority on the results front.  They just get the wrong solution a bit faster.

    • John in Alice says:

      12:32am | 04/09/09

      Sorry but any person who idolizes someone named “Gaga” has to be, well, gaga!  Ultimate proof of the international dumbing down of our species.

    • Dane Knows says:

      04:21am | 04/09/09

      Everyone here is putting the cart before the horse.  The generation you belong to accounts for, ready for it? SQUAT. There were geniuses 1000 years ago, there were lazy selfish beings 500 years ago, there were rebels 250 years ago, and there were cranky old men the entire time. Judging people based on when they were born is like basing your opinion on their hair colour; It’s an unfair generalisation.
      Anyway, back to the article at hand; the transition of cool. All this article proves is the more things change, the more they stay the same. Bands have been expressly aimed at teens since the Beatles, for god’s sake. Lily Allen and Short Stack found an alternate entryway into the marketplace. You might remember a band by the name of the Arctic Monkeys, the original myspace hype band. Their debut album sold like hotcakes; how did their follow-up album fare? Not so well, because the novelty wore off. Lady GaGa doesn’t sell in the over 20 market, wow hold the phones! Did Britney, N*Sync, the Spice Girls, the New Kids on the Block, Bros, the Psychedelic Furs, or the Monkees?  Flash in the pan has always been around, and always will be. Let’s see Short Stack or Lady GaGa sell out a concert in six minutes like Pearl Jam did. A 40 000 person concert, no less. And in the days before online purchase, where you had to line up the old fashioned way.
      Finally, the point that the market now dictates what they want to hear, is so redundant its laughable. Remember a little thing called grunge? The bane of the music industry, that had poured all its energy into Michael Jackson’s perfectly produced ‘Dangerous’ album, only to see it knocked off top spot by a band that hated the limelight so much they would play their biggest hit backwards to annoy a crowd, or trash the stage and play a song called Territorial Pissings on the Ed Sullivan show. They were called Nirvana, you may have heard of them.

    • NNick says:

      09:42pm | 04/09/09

      “You might remember a band by the name of the Arctic Monkeys, the original myspace hype band. Their debut album sold like hotcakes; how did their follow-up album fare?”

      Extremely well: (from Wikipedia) “Favourite Worst Nightmare’s first day sales of 85,000 outsold the rest of the Top 20 combined, while all twelve tracks from the album entered the top 200 of the UK Singles Chart in their own right. In the USA, the album debuted at number seven, selling around 44,000 copies in its first week. The album has since gone 2x platinum in the UK and the album was nominated for the 2007 Mercury Prize. At the 2008 BRIT Awards it won Best British Album.”

    • Patty Huntington says:

      11:43am | 08/09/09

      Apple Inc – Steve Jobs (54), Steve Wozniak (59)
      Microsoft – Bill Gates (53)
      BlackBerry – Mike Lazaridis (48)
      The MP3 player – Kane Kramer (53 - and acknowledged by Apple as the true inventor of the iPod)
      Nintendo’s Mario, Donkey Kong, The Legend of Zelda, Star Fox, Pikmin, F-Zero, Nintendogs and Wii Music - Shigeru Miyamoto (56)
      Sony PlayStation – Ken Kutaragi (59)
      The World Wide Web – Tim Berners-Lee (54), Robert Calliau (62)

    • Men UGGs says:

      10:10am | 16/11/12

      What I want to do is different from those of others.I have a surprise for you.Mother doesn’t make up.They are arguing over who should pay the bill.I have something to tell you.On being introduced to somebody, a British person often shakes hands.On being introduced to somebody, a British person often shakes hands.Neither you nor he is wrong.That’s the latest fashion.I borrowed a notebook from Tom and I lent it to Marry.

    • mens UGGs says:

      08:33am | 07/12/12

      Many young girls dream of being a fashion model.It’s too good to be true!It’s up to you.Who but Jack would do such a thing? I wish I lived in NEWYORK.Let us do it by ourselves?will you? Let us do it by ourselves?will you? He lacks courage.He is my age.You may as well tell me the truth.

 

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