Despite what Tony Abbott would have us believe, the striking thing about the build-up to the Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting in Perth was not division between Julia Gillard and Kevin Rudd. It was the way they worked together.

Just act like we like each other and we'll both get what we want, OK?

The two rivals put differences aside to try to ensure that CHOGM is a success. And they will consider it a success if the Commonwealth leaders leave Australia with smiles on their faces.

That’s what it’s all about. Keeping all of the 53 delegations happy. Because folks, behind the talk about strengthening the Commonwealth’s commitment to democracy and human rights, the Gillard Government is approaching the summit as a $60 million PR exercise.

And the ultimate aim of that exercise is to help Australia win a place on the United Nations Security Council in 2013. It’s all part of drumming up the required 128 UN votes.

As well as wooing Commonwealth members, the strategy is to use this CHOGM to impress non-Commonwealth countries with Australia’s ability to represent the concerns of small and developing nations.

Catch senior Foreign Affairs Department officials in a candid mood and they’ll admit that the winning of votes takes precedence over the rest of it - including proposals for a Commonwealth Charter and the appointment of a Commissioner for Democracy, the Rule of Law and Human Rights.

In fact, the bid for a Security Council seat is the main reason Australia put up its hand to host the summit in the first place. It was not our turn. The 2011 CHOGM was supposed to be held in Colombo, but when the Commonwealth leaders met in Trinidad two years ago they agreed that the aftermath of the Sri Lanka civil war made this untenable.

Rudd, then prime minister, saw the chance to build support for Australia’s security council bid, and stepped into the breach. Sri Lanka is now scheduled to do the honours next time.

As it turned out, Rudd’s initiative plays into the hands of the woman who toppled him from the prime ministership.

Gillard needed a circuit-breaker, and CHOGM provides it. Hosting such a major international event gives Gillard some respite from the domestic issues that have damaged her and her government so badly.

Her trip to France next week for a crucial G-20 meeting on the international economic crisis, followed by an Asia-Pacific Economic Co-operation meeting with world leaders in Hawaii and an East Asia Summit in Indonesia, will also get her out of the domestic political firing line for a while.

Best of all, from Gillard’s point of view, the impending visit by US President Barack Obama—including a presidential address to parliament and a major defence announcement he’s expected to make in Darwin—will also help to divert attention from the carbon tax, asylum seekers and the poker machine controversy.

CHOGM, in other words, is the start of a month dominated by international matters which should enable Gillard to resist any leadership destabilisation for the rest of the year.

Just the same, the task of chairing the meeting will not be easy, given that she and Rudd are determined to avoid any blow-up that might damage Australia’s security council prospects.

Gillard has been briefed on the need, as chair, to steer away from possible areas of tension because division would not be in Australia’s interest. In line with this approach, Australia is taking a much softer position than Britain and Canada on contentious issues.

Canada, for example, is threatening to boycott the next CHOGM if it is held in Sri Lanka. Australia has been warning against a showdown on that issue, despite Sri Lanka’s unenviable human rights record.

Rudd and President Mahinda Rajapaksa have been working together to try to manage the way human rights and other concerns about Sri Lanka are dealt with in Perth.

Another thorny issue is the Charter, recommended by an Eminent Person’s Group on Commonwealth reform as a statement of values by which member countries can be judged.

Fearing it would become a kind of Commonwealth Constitution binding on them, some member countries are decidedly wary.

So, even before the summit began yesterday, Australia was already discussing a possible fall-back position with the Commonwealth Secretary-General Kamalesh Sharma.

The recommendation for a Commissioner who would investigate and recommend action on serious violations of democracy, rule of law and human rights within the Commonwealth, has aroused even greater opposition. Sri Lanka and India are among countries saying they won’t have a bar of the idea.

Again Australia has been developing a Plan B. Don’t be surprised if the “commissioner” becomes a mere “adviser”, or the whole thing is shunted off to a sub-committee for further consideration.

Britain is among the Commonwealth countries Gillard and Rudd want to lock in for the security council vote. They had the support of Gordon Brown, but the new Conservative PM David Cameron had not committed himself in advance of CHOGM.

African members already on side, like Zambia and Ghana, are being asked during CHOGM to lobby for votes on Australia’s behalf from other African nations that are not part of the Commonwealth.

And favours are being swapped. Australia’s support for the Dominican Republic’s election to the UN Economic and Social Council, for example, in return for their vote in the security council ballot.

Laurie Oakes is political editor for the Nine Network.

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    • Super D says:

      06:23am | 29/10/11

      While I think its a waste of time and money it would be quite delicious if Australia were to secure a seat on the UN security council.  The idea that an Abbott government will allow Rudd any involvement is laughable.

    • Nathan says:

      07:21am | 29/10/11

      No you are right i know who we want involved in the Security Council and that is a Liberal. Vietnam war shouldn’t of been there Liberal PM, Iraq Liberal PM. How is that for a record of taking us to questionable wars

      I have made a big leap here but hey im in good company for that

    • Nilbog says:

      08:33am | 29/10/11

      Well the UN is irrelevant anyway (none of the super powers abide by the UN if they don’t want to) so might as well be a Labor stooge. They will fit in with the other wastes of space.

      A security council run by pussies… okay… lol

    • Super D says:

      10:42am | 29/10/11

      @nathan - Nice strawman.  I didn’t say it wouldn’t be a Labor figure, only that it wouldn’t be Rudd.  They might even bring back Gareth Gareth Evans just to rub Rudd’s nose in it.

    • Super D says:

      10:42am | 29/10/11

      @nathan - Nice strawman.  I didn’t say it wouldn’t be a Labor figure, only that it wouldn’t be Rudd.  They might even bring back Gareth Gareth Evans just to rub Rudd’s nose in it.

    • jf says:

      11:43am | 29/10/11

      Nathan says:08:21am | 29/10/11

      “Vietnam war shouldn’t of been there Liberal PM, Iraq Liberal PM. How is that for a record of taking us to questionable wars”

      Your definition of “questionable wars” is very convenient.

      None-the-less, focussing on the wars that you mention, I note that it was also a Liberal Government that commenced the withdrawal from Vietnam whereas this government has increased Australia’s commitment to both Iraq and Afghanistan.

    • Labor is Toxic says:

      12:18pm | 29/10/11

      @ Nathan

      There once was a country called South Vietnam ..... I guess you think that you think that we should only defend the rights and freedoms of Europeans

    • Peter says:

      03:22pm | 29/10/11

      Nathan is one of those loony fools and cowards who love to see Communism and dictators flourish. Give it up Nathan you can’t keep making a goose of yourself

    • acotrel says:

      06:03am | 30/10/11

      @Peter
      The cold war is over, and both Doc Mannix, and Mr B.A.Santamaria are dead.  It’s only people like yourself who want to keep their way of stifling political debate, alive !  Commie - phobia is so passe !
      Your bleating won’t bring the 512 guys who were killed in Vietnam back to life !

    • nihonin says:

      06:49am | 29/10/11

      Nice Saturday spin Laurie, yes it is wonderful to see both the PM and FM getting along like a house on fire in front of visiting delegates from other Commonwealth countries, but I still think you, the spin doctors and the sycophants of the modern Labor Party, have a lot of work to do:

      http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/only-12pc-of-voters-think-alp-has-vision-poll/story-fn59niix-1226180030097

      This is the opening paragraph, ‘ONLY 12 per cent of voters believe the Labor Party is “clear about its goals and objectives”, as Gillard government ministers concede the ALP is facing a “crisis of identity” and needs to rethink its basic philosophy’.


      That figure would seem about right if you take into account the percentage of people supporting Labor and it’s ‘vision’ on this site.  I won’t comment on the Liberals as the party aren’t currently in government and their policies for the moment, don’t currently affect or are being judged by the voters of Australia.

      Cat+pigeons= popcorn (c:

    • Paywall Paradigm says:

      08:16am | 29/10/11

      You got all this from the first two sentences of an opinion piece by a right wing journo’s article written about a “poll” taken by Ltd. News?
      And you base your agreement on the opinions expressed in a Ltd. News opinion site?
      Well done Nihonin.

      Ltd. News opinion + unknown poll stuff + analysis of typically right wing opinion site commentors = enough for Nihonin to form opinion.

    • nihonin says:

      09:52am | 29/10/11

      So you PP have no opinion other than to criticize, at least some of us have opinions on the country and its government.

    • Eric The Red says:

      10:10am | 29/10/11

      @ nihonin, Can you tell me just what the Libs Policies are? How do we know if they would affect us when they have kept them a “GREAT BIG SECRET”  You must have some indside info, would you care to share Tony?

    • gobsmack says:

      10:47am | 29/10/11

      The LNP is quite clear about is goals and objectives - oppose everything.
      No doubt there.

    • jf says:

      11:30am | 29/10/11

      Eric The Red says:11:10am | 29/10/11

      “Can you tell me just what the Libs Policies are?”

      http://www.liberal.org.au/Policies.aspx

      There you go Eric. It’s not so hard if you actually click three times on your inter-webby machine.

      Perhaps you should stick to jokes from 1952 old mate - this political discussion is obviously a little beyond you.

    • nihonin says:

      01:17pm | 29/10/11

      ‘Can you tell me just what the Libs Policies are?  it’s not a secret Eric, all you’ve got to do is loo at the Liberals website like i did, but with one eye, it must be hard for you sycophants.  Boy I wish I was a member of a political party, then I’d have a run sheet to read off as well, like the sycophants of both parties do. 

      Also I use the same nick all the time and not change them round so it sounds like more people other than one are criticising, try it sometime ‘Eric’, I’d take you more seriously next time Wayne.  mwahahaha

    • iansand says:

      04:35pm | 29/10/11

      Maybe you should send that link to Tony Abbott.

    • RyaN says:

      04:45pm | 31/10/11

      @Eric the red / Seano: “Can you tell me just what the Libs Policies are?” To revoke the carbon tax, enough for me!

    • acotrel says:

      07:03am | 29/10/11

      ‘As it turned out, Rudd’s initiative plays into the hands of the woman who toppled him from the prime ministership.’

      Another snide comment insinuating that there is dissension within the Labor party ?
      Perhaps those two people are working wih a common interest in the future of Australia ?

    • Amused says:

      07:20am | 29/10/11

      ‘Perhaps those two people are working with a common interest in the future of Australia?’

      If you really believe that you are sillier and more gullible than I thought you were.

    • nihonin says:

      07:27am | 29/10/11

      ‘Perhaps those two people are working wih a common interest’ they are indeed acotrel, Kevin wants his birthright back and Julia intends to keep hers.

    • Against the Man says:

      09:41am | 29/10/11

      Gillard/Rudd all for themselves and have screwed over Australia in great style. Common interest of Australia’s future? HA what a load of shit!

    • Joan says:

      10:00am | 29/10/11

      Nope - just about self interest. Not even Rudd or Gillard so stupid as to air differences/animosity on CHOGM stage. All CHOGM leaders on best behaviour. Note India did not turn up- an important player on world stage 21st century - thanks to Gillard, Rudd policies.  Rudd wins prize for- the dumbest comment at CHOGM - that India can buy uranium somewhere else - too stupid for words.

    • Labor is Toxic says:

      12:30pm | 29/10/11

      @ Acotrel

      You are kidding!!!

      When Rudd became PM his end ambition was to be at the UN ...... traveling, pretending to be important, piling up the bills on the Australian Taxpayers VISA Card.

      Gillard gave millions of our dollars to Lybia while 105,000 Australian sleep on the streets. Gillard is trying to get Rudd permanently out of Australia as quick as possible.

      Go back to your cave!!

    • Chris L says:

      03:48pm | 29/10/11

      I see a whole lot of assumptions about the motivations of the PM and FM. Of course every pollie is out for number one, and that includes…. all of them. However, impressing other nations and gaining a seat on the security council would be good for the future of Australia and these two are working toward it (which pretty much validates Acotrel’s supposition).

    • acotrel says:

      07:09am | 29/10/11

      Do you really believe that Kevin Rudd is stupid ?  He’s just had the heart op !  Surely that’s a wake-up call loud enough for anyone ?  If he tries to make a come-back,  trying to function as he did in the past,  he’ll probably die in office!

    • marley says:

      07:19am | 29/10/11

      @acotrel - I believe this is his second heart op - if the first one didn’t give him a wake-up call, why should the second one?

    • Tim says:

      07:26am | 29/10/11

      Acotrel,
      Rudd had a defective heart valve when younger and got a synthetic one transplanted. These valves wear out every 15 years or so and need replacing.
      That’s what this latest OP was for, replacing the worn out valve.
      He’s not likely to cark it any time soon.

    • Watcher says:

      07:38am | 29/10/11

      Acotrel Rudd is fit healthy or he would not be back at work.. being the Foreign Minister is not an easy job..ask Downer.

    • Against the Man says:

      09:44am | 29/10/11

      Yes, I do.

    • Alf says:

      02:29pm | 29/10/11

      @acotrel. Yep, Rudd is that stupid.

    • Fiddler says:

      07:59am | 29/10/11

      So even Laurie Oakes admits that the two are rivals. I hope you cleared this comment with Sussex Street first!!

    • paulh says:

      08:06am | 29/10/11

      some people are so easily fooled.Laurie after so many years in the political arena one would think you would have noticed when you are were being conned. This is a spin based fiasco and we the people are not fooled by spin even at a grandiose level, we are sick to death of this farce, we want an election ASAP, our nation is becoming a joke due to the deceitfull manner in which this labor bunch cling to power. Wake up man, or is your labor bias showing AGAIN

    • Against the Man says:

      09:46am | 29/10/11

      Laurie is either stupid or a paid Labor stooge. Maybe both. Either way he gets to share in Rudd/Gillard’s legacy of shame smile

    • Rose says:

      10:04am | 29/10/11

      Who wants an election ASAP? Most Australians that I know get really pissed off at early elections. I think most Australians also realize that deceitful is par for the course in politics. If you are suggesting that Gillard is deceitful but Howard was an honest PM, or that Abbott is a straight up guy you are completely delusional.
      Sure a lot of Australians are restless at the moment, but don’t be fooled into thinking that automatically means they want to put up with the bullshit that is an election campaign, or even that a change in government will keep people happy.

    • Joan says:

      11:46am | 29/10/11

      Rose: Most voters are really,truely pissed off with Gillard `no carbon tax lie` and her turn around on nearly everything she precommitted to electorate prior 2010 election. Election can’t come fast enough ASAP- before July 2012-.  Deceit, and blatant lie Gillard style is not part of political course Australia- the sooner politicians learn that the better for Australia.

    • John A Neve says:

      11:46am | 29/10/11

      AtM,
      You have three posts on this thread to date, sadly not one of them offers any real thought.
      Why don’t you just cut the lawn or watch telly, there are plenty of kids shows at this time of day.

    • jf says:

      11:53am | 29/10/11

      Rose says:11:04am | 29/10/11

      “Most Australians that I know get really pissed off at early elections.”

      True. And yet they still want one. How ‘bout that.

    • Tim the Oslter says:

      12:10pm | 29/10/11

      john
      atm is the village idiot.
      He is there to throw rotten fruit and veggies at.
      Seriously, do you expect something intelligent to come from the village idiot. He positions himself as an object of ridicule.

    • Against the Man says:

      12:19pm | 29/10/11

      John A, you never learn do you? I win, you lose. You make a fool of yourself every time you ‘return ’ to the Punch. What do you do in your time out Seano…oops I mean John A? It isn’t fun beating up on you anymore. I pity you. And you know how I know you are multi-handler Seano? You slipped up when you mentioned watching TV…........remember when I told you Seano most of us can surf the net and watch TV at the same time. Sorry buddy but you’ve been caught out again by your own clumsiness. Same ol’ lines huh? Same ol’ Labor.

    • Rose says:

      12:20pm | 29/10/11

      Actually I haven’t heard many people outside of the usual Liberal fanclubs calling for an election. Most people I know seem to think that as disappointed as they are in Gillard there is little hope that Abbott will be any better. If anything, the Australians I speak to are supremely pissed off at both sides of politics and don’t think an election will solve anything. If you think that people actually like Abbott you are wrong, the polls show dissatisfaction with the government, not support for the Opposition, there is a huge difference.

    • John A Neve says:

      04:03pm | 29/10/11

      AtM,
      Four posts now! This must almost be a record even for you?
      Tell us, how many times can you post on any topic without saying anything?

    • Against the Man says:

      04:57pm | 29/10/11

      Tim calling me names your best retort? Go for it buddy, I guess when you start putting sensible arguments to tell me off than I’m in trouble. Till then it just proves me right and it makes the the rest of you minority ALPers seems desperate and pathetic much like your leader Gillard. Hey if the same guy uses multiple handles to attack me (and my family) it shows the quality of your side huh?

      And you also fail to realise that the reason I have ammo to attack Gillard and the ALP is because Gillard keeps giving me a loaded gun. Guess that concept is lost on those of inferior intellect. wink

    • nossy says:

      08:12am | 29/10/11

      Poor old Abbott cant even attend CHOGM without being negative! What a sad little chap he really is - a man with no vision for Australia other than the fact he wants to be PM. A man who has had more positions on matters than the Karma Sutra - he supported a Carbon Tax and an ETS in 2009 and now conveniently opposes them. The polls are slowly starting to turn against him now and worse Malcolm Turnbull is loudly praising him - ohh dear not a good sign! Anyway its Saturday so a small measure of mirth is called for:
      “Darren Lockyer, the Pope, Tony Abbott and a school boy were all on the same airplane when the engine failed and they realised there was four of them but only three parachutes. Darren Lockyer got up and said, I am a sporting superstar and must live so that I can continue my career to beat the Kiwis and the Poms in the tri-nations series. He grabbed a parachute and jumped off the plane. Tony Abbott got up and said I will be the smartest Prime Minister Australia will ever have so I have to live so I can win the next election and go on to govern the Country. Then the Pope said to the school boy, well I am old and have lived my life so you should take the last parachute. The school boy replied, “No, it’s ok, Tony Abbott just took my school bag so there’s one for each of us!”

    • nihonin says:

      09:56am | 29/10/11

      I agree with you concerning TA nossy, I’ve been noticing he does change his answer to suit who is asking the questions, which makes him as trustworthy as JG, but that’s my opinion.  At least Julia is sticking to what she promised the Greens and Indies, so I have to give her points for that.

    • WayneT says:

      09:59am | 29/10/11

      Since we are in a jovial mood;

      John Howard, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a cheque.

      Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a cheque.

      Finally John Howard gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Howard got to call Australia so cheaply.

      The devil smiles and replies: “Since GILLARD took over, the country has gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”

    • nossy says:

      11:25am | 29/10/11

      @WayneT bloody ripper Wayne! hahahha

    • Martin says:

      03:49pm | 29/10/11

      Run out of arguments so start posting childish jibber to amuse themselves. Labor voters, fair dinkum. Thankfully polling for last 6 months tells us they are only 26% of the population.

      It is heartening to see more and more people ditching Labor. Little wonder really, Pokie legislation, Carbon Tax, Mining Tax, Alcopops tax, Pink Batts, NBN, BER, ridiculous overspend on the GFC stimulus. What will be next?

      Reading this childish gibber, one really does get concerend as to the mentality of Labor people. Instead of looking at the serious issues, these Labor nongs post relentless nonsense about Howard, Abbott and others without any basis for their comment. Reading this rubbish here really leaves one feeling sorry for the people who have authored this tripe.

    • nossy says:

      06:08pm | 29/10/11

      @Martin ohhhhh how lucky we are to have a brain like yours to address us Martin - wow - thanks for coming along sonny - now dont let mummy catch you on her PC again!  hahahaahahah what a dill!

    • Adam Diver says:

      08:41am | 29/10/11

      Interesting article, only thing I did not see was anything at all in regards to the well-being of this country. Everything was about politics, about buying votes, about positive appearence of individuals, about a quest for a UN security council seat, none of which seems important to this nation.

      Whats another 60 million of someone elses money anyway. Also why are we trying to get a seat on the security council? Honest question BTW

    • Queen Elizabeth the Tenth says:

      11:09am | 29/10/11

      $60M of our money on this nonsensical grand-standing gathering. And how does Rudd’s push for a seat on the security council mean benefit Australians? More travel, more overseas aid, more self-promotion, more personal spotlight, more bureaucratic expenditure.

      And there’s the rather dorky Tim Mathieson, posing with CHOGM delegates’ wives. But more peculiarly, he was tasked with lecturing the ladies on men’s health—- when Gillard’s CHOGM was announced as focusing on women!

      So Timmie got the token gig as Government Advisor to Visiting Commonwealth Wives on Men’s Dangly Bits. I would think a rather inappropriate educational experience for the culturally disparate women.

      Oh someone please stop this, please, please stop it before I die laughing. Gillard, Rudd (and the occasional Mathieson) are the ultimate comedy threesome.

      The year of decision and delivery. Decide on the next idiotic project, and then stuff-up delivering it.

    • Keith Hammersmith says:

      11:59am | 29/10/11

      “the Gillard Government is approaching the summit as a $60 million PR exercise. “
      says it all really…

    • Bev says:

      12:37pm | 29/10/11

      Queen Elizabeth the Tenth says:12:09pm | 29/10/11

      But more peculiarly, he was tasked with lecturing the ladies on men’s health—- when Gillard’s CHOGM was announced as focusing on women!

      So Timmie got the token gig as Government Advisor to Visiting Commonwealth Wives on Men’s Dangly Bits. I would think a rather inappropriate educational experience for the culturally disparate women.

      Oh I don’t know makes a nice change from the continuing and endless lectures about womens health.

    • nihonin says:

      08:48am | 29/10/11

      Caption:  Gawd Kevvy I’m soooooooooo looking forward to shafting you, oh so very soon!  mwahahaha hahahaha hehehehe hohohoho.  You can see it in her eyes lol.

    • Gratuitous Adviser says:

      09:17am | 29/10/11

      I still cannot find an even half good pro-argument for Australia’s participation on the Security Council being beneficial in any way, other than the Lowy Institute’s “prestige” and “it would help vaccinate Australia against our occasional tendency to try to retreat into our immediate region”, argument. I also feel a bit of déjà Vu with Arbib and Westfield’s World Cup bid although I would think that this one will cost more.  Are we that insecure that we have to chase this “world stage” rubbish???

    • Mari says:

      09:27am | 29/10/11

      Why can"t people accept that the Julia Gillard and Kevin Rudd are working cooperatively together, I think Kevin Rudd is doing a great job as foreign minister and enjoying it, ditto Julia Gillard as Prime minister

    • Bev says:

      12:21pm | 29/10/11

      Hopefully it never will be. Australia is a very small nation with a 100% Immigrant Population.

      So even if your born here you are not an Australian. All peoples in their past immigrated at some time in the past.  We all moved out of Africa originally. Where are you drawing the line?

    • Ben says:

      02:56pm | 29/10/11

      Because anyone with any brains at all knows it’s not true?

    • Against the Man says:

      04:59pm | 29/10/11

      Doing a great job? Wow how did the press not pick up on that news flash?

    • Alf says:

      05:50pm | 29/10/11

      @Mari….Gillard doing a good job as PM!!!! Are you freaking serious???

    • Robert S McCormick says:

      09:37am | 29/10/11

      This has nothing whatsoever to do with Australia. It has all to do with the over-blown ego of Kevin Rudd. Why do we even want to have a temporary seat on this stupid Security Council? The Security Council is entirely irrelevant for no matter what decisions it or the UN General Assembly make they can, & often are, immediately, vetoed by the US, UK or any of the counrties which have, 100% Undemocratically, Permanent Seats on the UN Security Council.
      When will our politicians & in particular the likes of Rudd, Gillard, Swan, their rif-raff & Abbott & his, get it into their heads that on the World Stage Australia ranks about as high a Nauru did before the multi-nationals stripped off all that nations few natural resources?
      Australia is not a world power. Hopefully it never will be. Australia is a very small nation with a 100% Immigrant Population. It has, currently, virtually only 2 or 3 claims to fame.
      They are:
      The Melbourne Cup - a bloody horse race!
      Sporting Success.
      Lots of lovely Natural Resources which are sold to other countries at rock-bottom prices.
      Tha’s it.
      We must also add the wonderful, friendly, irreverent, apathetic population the vast majority of whom don’t give a rat’s arse about the UN, the Un Security Council, Kevin Rudd & his ambition, Julia Gillard or Tony Abbott.
      Typically, Kevin Rudd & Julia G run around sqyandering hundreds of millions of Taxpayer’s money chasing this stupid idea. There would only be one positive & that would be that Kevin would spend most of his time fart-arsing around New York boring everyone there to death with his appalling mastication of the English language!!

    • Chris L says:

      04:08pm | 29/10/11

      I wish I could look into an alternate universe where a Coalition government were working toward a seat on the council. I imagine the statements coming from the left and the right would look very, very different.

    • Dr B S Goh, Australian in Asia says:

      11:37am | 29/10/11

      @ Robert S McCormick . I agree fully.

      It is a waste of time for Australia to fight for a TEMPORARY seat on the UN Security Council. The meetings of the Council are open to ALL members of the UN.

      Membership does not provide a great advantage Australia in International Diplomacy.

      If Australia is concerned with any burning issue it can go and lobby nations on the UN Security Council at any time.

      I have sat in the room and watch the proceedings of meetings of the UN Security Council.

    • Daniel Lewis-Toakley says:

      12:13pm | 29/10/11

      Interesting article. Yes, $60M is not a small price to pay for an arguably non-beneficial UNSC position. Although hardly for altruistic reasons, there have been some good ancillary outcomes from this PR exercise. The establishment of an International Centre for Food Security, a $50M Polio package and increased support for ending child marriage, to name a few.

      Yes there may be ulterior government motives behind the success of CHOGM, however if it takes us even a step closer to effective and lasting global development, then I’m not complaining.

    • PaxUs says:

      12:15pm | 29/10/11

      Why should we want a seat on the United Nations of Islam?  CHOGM is becoming increasingly irrelevant as is the Monarchy.  Look at the UK for heaven’s sakes!  If London loses its financial advantage to Brussels and the EU, they are dead ducks, so Cameron is now in protectionist mode. In any case, most of the nations in the Commonwealth are more suited to the Nazi Party!  The great veil of illusion has long been ripped asunder.  There are too many ‘webs’ already wrapped around this globe, no wonder politicians have to generate the spin.

    • Alf says:

      12:19pm | 29/10/11

      Standard tripe from Laurie Oakes. It must be a lonely job being Rudds one-man cheer squad.

    • Gus from the Ville says:

      12:54pm | 29/10/11

      Just another Tony abbott rant from Labors best n\mate ib Canberra. Long gone are the days Mr Oakes when you were one of the best. Now you are one of the saddest along with the mojority of the Canberra press pack who treat us a iof we are idiots.

    • John A Neve says:

      04:08pm | 29/10/11

      Gus,
      Have you ever thought the “press pack” recognize you for what you are?

    • Brenda says:

      04:28pm | 29/10/11

      And while Gillard has been parading herself around Perth, her union hack friends have succeeded in bringing Qantas to its knees.
      All passenger aircraft across the world finally grounded. International travel and thousands of passengers completely disrupted. One of Australian tourism’s darkest moments.
      She had her opportunity to step in, so she stepped out.
      Gillard.  Labor’s failed experiment.
      Unions.  Australia’s agents of destruction.
      Labor.  A total write-off.

    • John A Neve says:

      06:40pm | 29/10/11

      Brenda,
      Is it not the right of all workers to fight for the best deal they can get?
      I doubt you would enjoy the conditions you and yours have now without the union movement.
      As to “darkest moments” I’d suggest that was when we sent our troops in Iraq or Afghanistan, but each to their own.

    • TimB says:

      07:31pm | 29/10/11

      John A Neve, this isn’t fighting for fair conditions or pay like the union movements of old. This is industrial blackmail. And it’s using innocent customers as pawns to do so.

      The fact that you support this low down rotten behaviour speaks volumes about you.

    • simonfromLakemba says:

      07:33pm | 29/10/11

      Meanwhile brenda takes her 4 weeks holidays, payrises and superannuation all courtesy of Labor and the unions, what a fool

    • Brenda says:

      08:01pm | 29/10/11

      John.  Qantas workers’ demands are rendering the Flying Kangaroo brand uncompetitive.  Compare what Virgin workers are being paid in comparison with what Qantas employees are asking for.
      This is the same catalyst for off-shoring, outsourcing into Asia as occurred when Telstra was privatised. The Telstra unions (and I speak from experience) wrecked Telstra and its Australian brand.  Look at their share prices now as opposed to 10 years ago. So we pick up the telephone and speak to someone in India or Phillipines.

      The unions are no longer relevant. Since Gillard and Rudd they have resumed their old disruptive habits, stirring up trouble and discontent.  50 years ago they helped win better employment conditions and were respected for that work. However, like many things of that vintage, they have long seen their day and now exist as self-perpetuating empires popping out Labor politicians.
      The Labor government, top-heavy with these people, had Anthony Albanese on t.v. tonight inflaming the situation when he should have diplomatically avoided taking sides.  How can an Aussie pilot working 500 hours a year expect more money than a foreign pilot working for an international airline producing 900 hours a year?

      The unions do not understand competition. Labor is so hot on “globalisation” so they cannot defend Australian owned pay rates in an international market and then wonder why things go bad.I would definitely prefer our Qantas airline survive with Aussie workers. But that is not going to happen unless their workers understand that their demands are inconsistent with reality. Gillard and Rudd have much to answer for.

    • Shane From Melbourne says:

      08:21pm | 29/10/11

      @Brenda- Alan Joyce CEO of Qantas made the decision to ground all Qantas flights. No one else. Up to this point negotiations were ongoing. You do believe in the right of workers to negotiate working conditions, don’t you?
      By the way, the single greatest record for job losses in Australia was the collapse of Ansett during John Howard’s reign. The company went to the wall after the government approved a takeover by Air New Zealand and then walked away from the collapse (apart from a $10 levy on tickets that was effectively double dipping). It is interesting that Alan Joyce used to be part of Ansett management. Maybe it was there that he picked up his dazzling management and negotiation skills that justify his multi million dollar pay rise at Qantas

    • John A Neve says:

      02:30pm | 30/10/11

      TimB,
      Without all the facts, I don’t know what is or is not “fair conditions or pay”
      for Qantas employees.
      But based on Quantas’ declared profit and their CEO’s pay check, I’d have to ask you is Quantas being fair?

    • John A Neve says:

      02:34pm | 30/10/11

      Brenda,
      Sorry, but I’d suggest privatisation and subsequent CEO’s destroyed Telstra, not the workers.

 

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