If there was an award for ‘most popular military dictator’ Commodore Frank Bainimarama would win hands down.

Muammar al-Gaddafi came close by hugging the Lockerbie bomber this week, but his habit of farting like a horse – and murdering thousands of his own people – relegated him to second.
Fiji’s coup leader, and Prime Minister, is viewed by the international community as a paranoid, unpredictable maverick.
But talk to most native or Indo-Fijians and you’ll hear a very different story.
From the backwaters to the ‘burbs, from Nadi to Suva, on Viti Levu and Vanua Levu, there is overwhelming and genuine support for the chief known as Ratu.
Frankly, I winced when I first heard this opinion expressed.
More than two decades ago I decided to study journalism because of the importance of a free press in a healthy democracy.
On more than one occasion I’ve marched in the streets, protesting against censorship.
But after two weeks traveling through rural Fiji, speaking to hundreds of locals from all walks of life, I believe the ‘Bainimarama republic’ should not be an object of ridicule.
“Roads are being built in my village. We now have clean water. I think he’s doing a good job,” one farmer said.
And there’s palpable hostility towards the leaders of Australia and, to a lesser degree, New Zealand, for sticking their noses in someone else’s business.
“What right does Australia have to preach?” asked a small business owner.
“Fiji’s only been independent since 1970. Give us some time to work it out for ourselves!”
Pacific affairs expert Professor Scott MacWilliam agrees, believing the Commodore’s ultimate objectives – an election in 2014 and the eradication of race-based constituencies – are noble.
“I think there’s been a very deep concern about the level of corruption in Fiji,” Professor MacWilliam told ABC local radio.
Our Fijian-Indian driver concurred, railing against the corruption which has rendered previous governments impotent.
“They promised so many times to fix the schools, fix the roads. They did nothing,” he sighed.
When asked about whether Fijians mourn the loss of democracy, he smiled.
“We don’t have the luxury of thinking about things like that. We have to feed the family, make a life for ourselves. And we trust him when he says we will be able to vote again, one day.”
The incoming chair of the Pacific Leaders Forum Kevin Rudd, who was behind the push to expel Fiji, is consolidating Australia’s imperial control over the regional body.
He wants negotiations to begin on PACER-Plus, a free trade deal which the UN says will flood small Pacific nations with Australian and New Zealand imports, crushing fledgling local industries.
It’s reminiscent of the US strategy of throwing aid money at Africa, while refusing to allow its farmers’ crops to be exported to the land of the free.
On the thorny question of democracy, be careful what you wish for.
The Orange Revolution in Ukraine has turned a bread basket into a basket case.
Earlier this month, the Pacific Leaders Forum heard that Fijians should “rise to challenge the undemocratic rule of the military regime and restore democracy for the sake of the future of their children”.
But most Fijians want to play follow-the-leader.
In the words of Commodore Bainimarama, “Elections are central to democracy but they are not always, on their own, a magic or quick-fix solution. How can an election, on its own, solve the deep differences that our constitution has perpetuated between the different races in our country? Unless there are fundamental reforms, how can an election succeed where it will take us straight back to the grimy old politics of self interest, cronyism and scam mongering?”
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