…..but the body is not.

And I am in a whole world of pain.

And no, seeing as you ask, I am not about talking politics (or at least not on this occasion). Rather, I mean the physical pain of preparing to climb, just four weeks from now, Africa’s Mt Kilimanjaro – “Killy”, to its friends.

The training has been gut-busting. This morning it was a 15 km walk at speed. Yesterday it was 750 steps, two at a time. Tomorrow is doing sit-ups and press-ups in the altitude chamber. And all this is just for warm-ups.

Why the climb??

Well, a little over twelve months ago I attended a local fundraiser for the Humpty Dumpty Foundation, a not-for-profit organisation where the proceeds raised are used to buy much needed equipment for children’s hospitals around Australia.

A nurse from a country town stood before the well-heeled audience to tell a terrible story.

As she recounted, a couple of months earlier, a two year old child had died in her arms because the local hospital did not have a $1,500 piece of equipment that could have been used to save that oh so precious little life. Nurse May was calm and deliberate as she told the story and it initially alarmed me that she seemed so clinical about the loss – but, of course, she had to be in such total control, otherwise she would have been weeping. We, her audience, were under no such constraint.

After nine years as a Minister dealing with billions of dollars flying back and forth, I became angry that this sort of thing could happen in Australia in the 21st Century.  Was I somehow responsible? Why had our governments, of all stripes, state and federal, allowed this to happen? What if it was my child? Wasn’t this exactly why I went into politics….to do something?

One thing led to another, with one thought tumbling over the next, until before I knew it, I was conscious that I had the microphone in my paw and was challenging four hundred people in the audience to climb a mountain. Mount Everest (8850m) was too technical and Mount Kosciuzko too small (2228m). Mt Kilimanjaro was a beacon of hope on a continent of despair. Climbing for six days at altitude would result in significant pain and risk. It would be an enormous challenge for us all.

On that day twenty people put their hands in the air and indicated their willingness to walk.  Some have dropped off and others have joined the team. With over one hundred support crew it will be a massive operation.

We will raise $1million for hospitals around Australia. We will not rest until we have reached our target.  We will do everything we can to prevent another child’s avoidable death in an Australian hospital.

John Singleton pledged $50,000 to support me….he is a good mate. He thinks it is a small price to pay to take me out of politics with a cardiac arrest at 5000m! Others have been very generous as well.

I am still angry these days even though I am sure we will make our target. Recently I read in the Cairns Post that some people were spending their $900 Government cheque on tattoos and strippers. I thought of that little girl and that $1,500 piece of equipment and I reminded myself that the challenge is never over – not with a mountain beckoning nor with a political hill to climb. 

You can support the walk by donating here, at www.humptysmountain.com.au

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    • Rationalist says:

      08:25am | 04/07/09

      Keep it up Joe!

    • iansand says:

      09:46am | 04/07/09

      If you don’t come down do the kids still get the money?  I am thinking win/win here.

    • connor says:

      10:49am | 04/07/09

      Good luck Joe, I’ve been at 4000m and that’s well high enough fo me~!

    • Barry McIntosh says:

      11:09am | 04/07/09

      As a true sign of bi partisan politics could you please offer the hand of friendship to KR. The spur for him joining your trek could be that there will be tv cameras and celebrities on the trip.
      Then we can hold a referendum in his absence as to whether or not he comes back down.

      Perhaps we could arrange ongoing sponsorship for him - $1 a week to keep him there.

      Also like to take the time to congratulate you on your recent honesty, about time a politician gave the public what they wanted.

      Good work on all fronts - cheers.

    • Sam says:

      02:03pm | 04/07/09

      Or you could spend your time being a plausible opposition and constructing sensible policy that reduces inequity and inefficiency rather than grandstanding for the Sunrise family…

    • ani says:

      05:19pm | 04/07/09

      Sounds great. Utilizing the opportunity to take a stab at the Government was a bit cheap though.

    • Morris says:

      06:00pm | 04/07/09

      True Sam, I think the grandstanding should be left to Rudd. There’s no room left up there for anyone else.

    • Charlie says:

      08:11pm | 04/07/09

      Half way around the world, nearly 6,000m above Sea-level, and it still won’t be far enough away from Turnbull and Utegate will it Joe?

    • Nathan G says:

      09:31am | 06/07/09

      Great intent Joe. Good to see you give it a go. My only concern is that you could become seriously ill or potentially die!!! Climbing at Altitude is very hard, and if you are to fail to make to summit would this be damaging politically for you?? For the sake of you, and your family, I wish you all the best and come back safely.

    • Darren says:

      09:31am | 06/07/09

      At leaset the lack of oxygen will make no difference to your capacity to think!

    • Fred says:

      10:40am | 06/07/09

      “Oxygen thief to reduce oxygen intake”

    • Steven N says:

      03:23pm | 06/07/09

      I’ll donate $1,500 myself if you stay up there.

    • Moggums says:

      11:18pm | 06/07/09

      Joe, mate. This really got up my nose. Great effort, climbing Kilimanjaro in the name of charity. The big guy - busting his guts for a good cause. Brilliant form. As a Labor voter from day dot, I was starting to like you. Starting to think this bloke might be the real deal. An opinion carefully formed and developed over time - he’s passionate…tick. He’s not idealogically driven…tick. Sunrise family bi-partisan…tick. Perhaps the real deal. Then you go and blow off with a cheap political shot about the government’s stimulus package in the same literary breath as you write about the “open quote” - “close quote” - “little girl”. Rise above that you goose.

    • Shelley says:

      05:09am | 07/07/09

      If you’re a true believer of global warming, as most pollies say they are, how can you sleep at night with such a massive carbon stomp? That ETS both Libs and Labor are trying to ram onto the Australian Working and Non Working Families wouldn’t be needed if high-flyers lived more conservatively.
      I’m all for raising cash for charity. And I commend you for it. However the cash being spent on such a stunt to raise charity money could be better spent by the charity itself on it’s needs. How about running a counter sponsorship fund-raiser where you now ask for donations to keep you all in Australia to say, walk to Perth,  or some such? Make it an annual event. It isn’t as glamorous but I bet it’ll still raise the same amount of cash. Hell. Drag a camera crew along for Sunrise. It’ll probably still use less of that carbon you want to tax us for.

    • S says:

      04:24pm | 21/07/09

      Lets leave the promos and stunts to Rudd, whilst Joe Hockey is risking life and limb to climb Kilamanjaro to raise money to buy equipment for kids who need it, because the man loves kids!  as anyone who knows him, is well aware….as for the dissenters, easy to criticise from afar, and anonymously…but what did you do to benefit a child’s Life Today ?
      How the Labour voters must be praying that Rudd’s stimulus packages, now spent on tatoos and bars and dope , is going to get us out of this mess.
      Meanwhile, instead of pissing off the Chinese, and throwing our money away, perhaps Rudd could come up with some new ideas?

 

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