When the shower on the bottom floor landing began sprinkling water on my face I knew our project was complete.  We had built a three-storey tree house, decked out with a cooking area, carpeted living room and water supply system.

Not this one: A picture editor's impression of the tree house / File

Parents from Baradine came to admire it, the Australasian Post came to photograph and the four of us – Bimbo Kelly, Rusty Patterson, Oscar Purdy and Emu Emerson (that’s me) – came to make it our “adventure home”.

Oscar and I built on the design work of Bimbo and Rusty who, in 1968, spent days walking along the gullies of Baradine Creek in search of a gum tree big enough to cradle a tree house.  Obligingly, there it was - a magnificent soaring red gum, its roots plunging deep into the wide shoulder of the sandy creek bed.  At its back, over a fence, was a stand of native cypress pine trees – a perfect source of timber.

Designing the entire structure in their imaginations, Bimbo and Rusty selected the straightest pines for the structural beams, cut them down with tomahawks and used hand saws to fashion them into the formwork of the three levels.

Wearied by a year’s toil of bolting the beams into the gum tree, cutting and erecting railings for the balconies and starting the cladding, Bimbo and Rusty invited me to keep the project moving.  By that time the first floor landing and the second floor living area were built, but not the balcony or the walls or flooring of the top floor.  And the fit-out was but a distant desire.

My first job was to find, transport and erect the flooring for the top level, complete the corrugated iron roof and build the walls of the second floor balcony.  First I needed to build a billy cart to carry the tongue-and-groove timber which I was to scavenge from the saw mill two kilometres away.  Every Saturday, loaded with off-cuts of floor boards, I’d arrive at the dirt road side of the creek opposite the side of the tree house.  Having built steps down to the creek bed and a 50 metre bridge across to the tree house, I slowly installed the flooring, roofing, an outside pit toilet, roofing, guttering, a tank, plumbing, shower and cooking and eating area.

Soon the bridge would be tested by a flash flood.  Rain had fallen in the creek’s source country and on a hot, cloudless day I heard the gurgling of the approaching waters.  Within minutes the dry creek had become a torrent but the bridge stood firm.

Bimbo and Rusty left it to me and, as I struggled towards completion, I was joined by Oscar.  We found some underfelt in a store room in town and laid it as carpet in the second-floor sleeping area.  We shot a top-knot pigeon, cooked it on the kerosene stove and I had a shower as we listened on my radio to Neil Diamond singing Sweet Caroline.

Life was grand.  As 15 year-olds we’d been given permission by our parents to sleep overnight in our creation.  As the sun set, swarms of mozzies arrived.  Undeterred, we’d recalled that the smell of burning mosquito coils resembled that of smouldering cow manure – and there was plenty of that lying around the creek bed.  So we gathered up a night’s supply of dry manure, placed it on a couple of leftover floorboards, got it smouldering and presto, the mozzies scattered. But our second floor sleeping area became too smoky so we climbed the stairs to the top floor and slept there.  In the middle of the night we awoke to thick smoke.  The manure had burned through the cypress pine planks, through the underfelt and through the floor with embers glowing in the hazy darkness.  Fortunately for two country teenagers the floor boards had not yet burst into flame.

Sweet Caroline, good times never seemed so good.  I’ve been inclined to believe they never would.

Oscar went on to play first-grade rugby with the Ella brothers for Randwick for more than a decade.  He runs a furniture store in Canberra.  I became a parliamentarian.  What are the political lessons from our tree house adventure?  None that I can think of.  But Baradine 1970 seems so far away – the year of The Carpenters singing Close to You. 

Bimbo and Rusty, if you happen to read this, I’d love to hear from you.

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    • annie says:

      05:59am | 23/04/10

      yawn craig is this for real!

    • Anti Liberal/National Man. says:

      09:38am | 23/04/10

      Great piece of spin doctoring Craig. Persephone would be proud of the work done by one of her political masters. The fact that “once upon a time” you were a normal human being, does not alter the fact that you have, since then sold your soul to the most evil organisation, the world has ever known, the red/green/getup/labour coalition.

      http://www.onlineopinion.com.au/view.asp?article=9924

      http://www.thepunch.com.au/articles/Seeking-justice-for-a-forgotten-victim/

      http://www.heineraffair.info/

      I hear the AFP & DLP are growing daily, as are the Democrats. Enjoy power while you can, the red/green/getup/labour coalition may just be swept into the wilderness for decades to come, hopefully forever.

      We must, (if we love our country & children) all, on our ballot papers number, the red/greens last, getup/labour 2nd last, liberals 3rd last, nationals 4th last & put every minor party & independent ahead of them. Or Australia will be doomed to more buck passing & deliberate wastage of taxes.

      Regards the former snag & swinging voter.

    • Ben81 says:

      11:20am | 23/04/10

      “Anti Liberal/National Man”, you sound like you’re off your rocker.  How about toning it down a bit, people don’t take fruitcakes too seriously so you’re wasting your time if you actually want to get through to people.  Don’t you think “the most evil organisation the world has ever known” is just a bit over the top?

      I can’t help but feel like I’m being trolled though…

    • Seano says:

      10:18am | 25/04/10

      “the most evil organisation, the world has ever known, the red/green/getup/labour coalition” interesting how the list of conspirators is growing with the addition of getup.

      Perhaps the meds are wearing off.

    • Ziggy says:

      06:57am | 23/04/10

      Great story, well told. Alas no longer possible in todays nanny state - thats the political lesson!  Brought back many wonderful memories. Thank you.

    • Wayne Fehlhaber says:

      12:42pm | 23/04/10

      Ziggy , memories are all we have left now , Craig is in an agonising fit of depression as a result. Craig’s boss is reeling at the revelation of the $1 Billion price tag to fix the Foil Insulation Fiasco , so Craig has taken a little time out to reflect on those idylic days of childhood aaahhhh !
      Sheer Bliss ! However , as Australia sinks further into the ruinous quagmire of policy failure served up by the Rudd government , we appeal to Craig to return to his desk and dream up something constructive that just might help small business to stay solvent in the face of the governments mismanaged programs .  Forget the abandonment of the 222 Child Care Centre construction program , it would never have been delivered anyway Craig.  Ooooops there may be further depression in store yet , as your nerdy boss clears the shambles from the decks for a July election .  The national Hospital scheme seems to be getting so full of complexities that Nicola
      Roxon is contemplating political suicide. Where’s the good news Craigo ?  Please wake up old mate , the sky is falling in. !

    • Kelly says:

      07:26am | 23/04/10

      Is this all you have to waste your time on Mr Emerson? Your Leader has some serious questions he needs to answer regarding broken promises. You’ve had two major flip flops in one day! Oddly enough both announced yesterday amongst the rugby league scandal. Where are you hiding Mr Rudd today? No doubt he’ll be hiding in a hospital somewhere still, and you have nothing else to talk about but Bimbo and Rusty? Very strange from a Federal Minister, with so many issues you should be dealing with. Do you really think Australian voters will not notice your latest two broken promises? We aren’t fools Emerson.

    • stevie says:

      07:48am | 23/04/10

      Did it have pink bats as well Craig? Believe me you’re not out of the woods with this folksy to Kill a Mockingbird rewrite.

    • June says:

      08:28am | 23/04/10

      Enjoyed your article-
      In the 70’s we (the neighbourhood kids) had a tree house.  It was a large Mango tree on our elderly neighbour’s property.  Mrs Devlin, in her late seventies and living on her own in a Queenslander, let us play in the tree house every afternoon after school. 

      We used to have rotten mango fights then help her gather up all the dead leaves and set fire to them- as well as any other garden rubbish.  I can still recall the smell of burning mangoes to this day.  We sat around, watched over the fire and ate her home made toffees sprinkled with nuts in paper cup cake containers.  Then back up the tree for another round of playing cow boys and Indians!  Sometimes we even tied the “bad guys” up to the tree and left them to be ravaged by the mossies at dusk…no-one was bullied; it was all a great adventure.

      I remember my best friend, nine year old John O’Conner, one day falling out of the tree, breaking three ribs and being rushed to hospital.  He was back up the tree a couple of days later.  Happy days!

    • June says:

      09:02am | 23/04/10

      Oh Boy - did I get sucked in there for a minute! 
      (I was focusing/ thinking on my own back yard - Brisbane - where a tree house was a hot political issue for the local council last week.)

    • pete says:

      08:38am | 23/04/10

      So what are doing for small business Mr Emerson?

    • Daniel says:

      08:43am | 23/04/10

      Craig Im not sure where this story is meant to be going but it certainly is random. Things in Canberra getting too hot for you or something? If you love the environment so much and hark back to these days you better join a real political party that doesnt sell out its ideals like Labor and join the Greens.

    • ...while Rome burns says:

      08:53am | 23/04/10

      I am all for Members of Parliament making contribution to the new media landscape - IF its a valuable contribution, in the national interest.

      If the MINISTER (with responsibility for the engine room of the Australian economy) has nothing better to do with his time than write the opening chapter of his memoirs, I suggest the voters of Rankin give the Honourable Gentlemen far more time to work on it.

    • Sharon says:

      09:24am | 23/04/10

      I feel sorry for people who cannot stop complaining and pointing fingers for three minutes, and just reminisce.
      This brought back instant memories of my childhood, climbing trees and making cubby-houses (We are halfway through building one with our kids, and hope to finish it off over the weekend). 
      Chill out a bit, take the time to smell the roses and have a crack on the articles that require it.

    • Lynne says:

      09:27am | 23/04/10

      Ignore them Craig - a lovely story - and good to know you have another facet to your life, and your personality

    • stevie says:

      12:03pm | 23/04/10

      ....as what - Christopher Robin in the 100 Acre Wood?

    • Michael says:

      09:31am | 23/04/10

      Your Leader is on the run and can’t get enough distance between himself and his crumbling policy’s and broken promises and we have you writing some totally irrelevant bed time story about cubby houses? Is anyone running the country? You and Rudd are an embarrassment.

    • Robert H says:

      09:52am | 23/04/10

      Good to see you have your priorities right, Craig.

      I take it the construction of one cubby house 30 years ago is more important than the non-construction of 200+ child care centres then?

    • iansand says:

      09:52am | 23/04/10

      One thing is clear.  The Young Liberal Blog Attack Dog Team have no life, and never had one.

      Nice bit of nostalgia.

    • stephen says:

      11:13am | 23/04/10

      The Young Liberals, I would think, are still looking up the meaning of ‘monkey’.

    • iansand says:

      11:41am | 23/04/10

      The Young Liberals have attack monkeys?

    • Ben81 says:

      11:44am | 23/04/10

      Hey how about those people who invariably poke their head in just to mention that all the comments must be the work of the Young Liberals every time they don’t like what they’re reading, is there a collective name for them? 

      Funny they usually don’t have much more to say.

    • Gerry says:

      12:14pm | 23/04/10

      The truth hurts, iansand. Even if they are “The Young Liberal Blog Attack Dog Team”
      Go “The Young Liberal Blog Attack Dog Team!” i say.
      Quite along title isn’t it?

    • AdamC says:

      09:55am | 23/04/10

      And here I was thinking the political lesson was that houses burn down for lots of reasons, not just defective insulation installation.

      Nice story, but I felt kind of diasppointed that you and ‘Bimbo’ never got together. Or is this just the ‘G-rated’ version of the story?

    • Kim says:

      09:56am | 23/04/10

      I guess now you guys have decided not to build the child care centres you promised, the kids can now spend time building and playing in their back yard tree houses. It took me awhile to understand what the point of this story was, but I’ve just clicked. Call me slow.

    • Peter of Adelaide says:

      10:35am | 23/04/10

      The Punch cannot be regarded as a serious paper working for the good of Australia by providing information very important to all Australians. 

      Until Australia has the majority of the media prepared to scrutinise the Labor Government, Australia will remain very divisive, badly served and continue to go backwards under the Rudd/Gillard Government. 

      What is the problem ?

      Is it just a very big Labor protection media blanket that is cleverly designed to cover up and divert any attention damaging Labor hidden in the back blocks ? 

      It was not till I got to item 11 on the Punch newsletter that there was an article headed ” $1billion to fix insulations scheme “. No mention that Rudd’s promise to build 260 child care centres was now just another of the Rudd’s broken promises which helped him win the 2007 election.

      These broken promises and the shonky buildings in $billions squandered in the Building the Education Revolution are both by far the worst Government debacles Australia has seen. And should be first articles for anyone interested in the future of Australia.

      Rudd, Gillard, Swan and Tanner are squandering $billions and loading Australia up with many $billions of borrowed debt that will take generations to repay.  Rudd’s Health plan is another $billion debacle to add to his endless debacles, including the NBN and the asylum seekers.

      1.  Australian Sports Black day   http://enews.enewsltd.com.au/cts/click?q=2;743;z3Wk39ZgTg0UtbpomEuo55MeTjO8NP9Z

      2. There’s more to this storm tan meets the eye   http://enews.enewsltd.com.au/cts/click?q=2;743;z3Wk39ZgTg0Vwh5S+fkInZMeTjO8NP9Z

      3.  1970 was the year I was never out of my tree.  http://enews.enewsltd.com.au/cts/click?q=2;743;z3Wk39ZgTg1LAoCNJXutz5MeTjO8NP9Z

      and so on till item 11.

    • Abe Frellman says:

      07:48pm | 23/04/10

      “Borrowed debt”...as opposed to the regular garden variety?

    • Helen says:

      10:54am | 23/04/10

      Wow, Kevin and your lot certainly are giving Abbott and the Libs a bucket load of ammunition to fire off once your election campaign begins. He may wear budgie smugglers while surf life saving and participate in the poly peddle to raise money for charity but that will be well and truly dwarfed by the mess of back tracking, flip flopping, broken promises, policy’s on the run and the constant attempts by Rudd to hide behind junior Ministers rather than putting his face to any of the failures of your Government.

    • Ben81 says:

      11:09am | 23/04/10

      I think it’s a nice story, pity about all the sourpusses here.  Hey maybe I should be one too but I can’t be bothered today.
      There’s still plenty of room to discuss the important issues, people.

      Anyway, I was more of a hole diggin’ kid myself.  I think the best I managed was to nail a chep pallet to some branches and call it a treehouse.

    • stephen says:

      11:17am | 23/04/10

      In 1970, i ‘nailed’ a horse to my bike and called it a paper-run.
      (Janis was dead, and i had to keep moving.)

    • Glen says:

      11:54am | 23/04/10

      There are somne bitter, twisted people out there.

    • nic says:

      12:01pm | 23/04/10

      A great read that resonates with me. I don’t care what side of the political fence you come from. I wonder what others expected of you, storming the fence of a detention centre, wrapped in a Che Guevarra T shirt perhaps?

    • David Penberthy

      David Penberthy says:

      12:16pm | 23/04/10

      Agreed Nic. Regardless of your political views this is a really nice piece - anything which plagiarises Neil Diamond to make a point must be - and the rabid ideologues who are bagging it should take a deep breath.

    • Robert H says:

      12:28pm | 23/04/10

      Oh c’mon David.  Craig Emerson is one of Rudd’s robotic political automatons, and you know it.

      You don’t honestly believe Craig provided this piece with any intention apart from drawing attention away from the latest examples of his government’s incompetence, do you?

    • Anti Major Mistake Man. says:

      01:03pm | 23/04/10

      @ Penbo, did you follow any of the links i put in my comment? One of them was to an article on this very web site about senior politicians & bureaucrats protecting rapists, gang rapists & paedophiles.

      Even the Catholic Church did not do that. Failing to report a crime, is one thing. Actively interfering in the legal system is quite another.

      Do you ever lay awake at night wondering why MSM, Main Stream Media organisations all over the world have been going slowly backwards for the last decade or 2? We are being lead by a bunch of lying, cheating, thieving, corrupt, criminal, scum & you, dare to defend them.

      Why do you think an ever increasing number of us (both younger & older) are researching, blogging for ourselves on the net? You have proven, in the past, that you can’t be trusted, to do it for us. MHR’s are NOT our representatives, they are our “public servants”, You journalists are our representatives. Until recently you have all been doing a S*%#house job, especially the Canberra press gallery.

      Having said that there has been a significant improvement in News LTD Newspapers over Fairfax, lately, “the punch” is also a step in the right direction, if “The Australian” continues ramping up the aggression against both sides of politics, it may end up becoming one of the best newspapers in the world, but you still have some way to go.

      First, golden rule of business buddy, “the customer is always right”. If this web site can become more popular with commentators across Australia, then higher “hit rates” &/or comment rates will bring you more advertising revenue. Think about that for a while, before you suggest any of us, “tone it down a little”.

      Regards the former snag & swinging voter.

    • Robert Smissen of God's Own Country, Rural SA says:

      12:15pm | 23/04/10

      How do you start a small business? ? ? Buy a big business & then let Craig Emerson have input. VIOLA ! ! ! You have a small business. Sorry Craig I’ve been carrying that around for too long not to use it.

    • Robert Smissen of God's Own Country, Rural SA says:

      12:17pm | 23/04/10

      Is this a picture of what “working families” buying their first home will be able to afford? ?

    • A Bob says:

      12:33pm | 23/04/10

      Ok, I’ll have to admit I laughed at this one.

    • Eric says:

      12:35pm | 23/04/10

      I hate the ALP. But, fair shake of the saveloy, this was a good little story. Don’t let ultra-Liberal partisanship spoil it.

      And of course, the same goes for Labor supporters who attack anything a Liberal says.

    • Mr Subramanian says:

      01:02pm | 23/04/10

      Wow - I think that’s the most sensible thing I’ve ever seen you say on here, Eric. It’s because the article doesn’t mention women at all, isn’t it? wink

    • Eric says:

      01:15pm | 23/04/10

      Nope, it mentions ‘Sweet Caroline’.

      Caroline is a woman. smile

    • A Bob says:

      12:36pm | 23/04/10

      Thanks for the story, Craig. A nice change of pace - pity about the cup half full crowd.

      May I ask why you were called ‘Emu’?

    • Anita says:

      01:29pm | 23/04/10

      Penbo - Why wouldn’t Emersons little story make people skeptical? Anything this Government does in the public arena wether it be here on the Punch or anywhere else has a political agenda behind it. The Rudd Government are true professionals at media manipulation and your dear Mr Emerson is right at the top of the pile.

    • TheRealDave says:

      01:50pm | 23/04/10

      *yawn*

      Labor pollie reminisces about a favourite childhood memory building a cubby house = bad, attention seeking, attention diversion, political ploy etc

      Lib pollie writes about attending political rallies for the ANC and Boers = Pulitzer Prize material

      OK, I got it now wink

      Oh and, Hi Craig, I live in your electorate. Thanks for the recent letter welcoming me to the area. The news must have taken a while to reach you about our moving in….in 1985….

    • Willy K says:

      02:07pm | 23/04/10

      The issue is that with the train-wreck that is the Rudd Govt - articles like this are utterly inappropriate.

      Billions are lost and wasted, lives lost, boats arrive in their scores, lies, failed election promises, health reform disaster, ETS debacle, insulation scam, BER scam, childcare centre reneg, grocery/school watch money pit…. it goes on and on and on.

      Yet you have the time for a puff piece like this?  It just sums up the callous and almost sociopathic contempt and disregard this government has for Australians.  Its all too hard, all someone else’s money and the next person’s problem to fix.

      Emerson - how you could write and publish total dogsh!t like this at this point in time is uttery unfathomable.

    • Peter Simmons says:

      02:17pm | 23/04/10

      As Craig said in his piece:  I did,  I did, I did.
      What an egotistical wannabee comedian.  No wonder Rusty and Bimbo have lost contact.
      It was Labor Governments who bought in Laws that ban kids from doing what “Dr”  Craig used to do.
      What a hypocrite.

 

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