July 2012
“Two people posing as journalists tried to kill him, you won’t get access to him.” I’m sitting in a Sydney coffee shop with a Syrian contact. “Nobody knows anything about him.” I retort.

He slowly sips on his coffee, one of the many he’s had since I first proposed getting access to the leader of the Free Syrian Army. “OK, let me see what I can do.”
A few months later I am in Antakya, Turkey, interviewing the almost anonymous Colonel Riad al-Asaad. Reporting for SBS’s Dateline program, I have been granted rare access to him at a military camp where he is protected by Turkish security forces after several attempts on his life. The camp is meant to be strictly off limits to journalists.
Continue reading "When in Syria, a little paranoia goes a long way" »
Welcome to another edition of I Call Bullshit, a column dedicated to talking about all sorts of baloney and bunkum. Today we’re looking at Professor Richard Muller’s ‘conversion’ from climate change ‘sceptic’ to believer.
Conversions are big news. If someone finds religion or loses it, or someone prominent changes their mind on an important topic, it’s always interesting.
That person becomes a lightning rod, focussing the debate, delivering hope to whichever side they’ve switched to, and a blow to the other side.
Continue reading "ICB: Getting sceptical about claims of scepticism" »
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bananabender says:
Muller has never been a skeptic. His lack of skepticism is detailed here http://joannenova.com.au/2012/07/muller-the-pretend-skeptic-makes-three-claims-hes-half-right-on-one/#more-23014 Read more »
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Warwick says:
He Gecko, thanks for your link to the C3 website. When you combine this information with the fact that water vapour far exceeds CO2 as an element in the warming of the planet, the AGW hypothesis looks absurd. You get an indication of the absurdity of the AGW story from… Read more »
The first athletes sent home at the Athens Olympics were Greek. Sprinters Kostas Kenteris and Katerina Thanou were accused of intentionally staging a motorbike accident to avoid the mandatory pre-event drug test.

The first athlete to be sent home from these games is also a Greek athlete, but instead of being doped up, she was just being a dope, and not a very nice one that.
Triple jumper Voula Papachristou was sent home last Thursday after mocking African migrants on her Twitter account. It was a stupid mistake made which has cost Papchristou her chance to compete at the Olympics, and she took to Twitter to post her apology in English:
Continue reading "Sent home for being a dope, not being doped up" »
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Andrew says:
You are a hyprocrite of the highest order fml, are you seriously going to start suspending athletics because of there political beliefs. Then why are athletics from most arab nations allowed to compete, most of these countrys would be happy to see israel blown off the map, many treat there… Read more »
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Andrew says:
Thyey are representing there country not themselves, the country is paying for them to compete not them personally. But my main point is that the greek girl was sent home for supposedly being racist, but there are many people completing at the games who support there governments positions on things,… Read more »
Nick D’Arcy did bugger all in the London pool this morning, and can now bugger off and pay his debts to society and Simon Cowley. Won’t happen of course, but it doesn’t hurt to dream.

But not every “loser” at these Olympics is as uninspiring as D’Arcy. Many are winners. Take Emily Seebohm, who won silver in the 100m backstroke this morning. That’s right, the 20 year old Adelaidean “won” silver, even though on face value you could say she “lost” gold as she was overhauled by 17 year old American Missy Franklin in the final strokes.
Seebohm was devastated and in tears afterwards. “I just wish I could have finished it off, I feel like I disappointed my parents, and my coach just worked so hard for me, this is so tough,” she said. She’s wrong. Despite being a clear cut favourite after breaking the Olympic record in the semis, Seebohm disappointed nobody.
Continue reading "Green and gold tears have a beautiful silver lining" »
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Mr Hunter says:
I think a severe lack of sleep played a part too. This poor girl, and the lad known as James Magnussen…which isn’t surprising given the pressure they’re under. Read more »
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Etrixcomet says:
A sportsperson who can’t control emotion under duress (easily distracted by twitter, unable to control emotions even after winning silver) is not fit for GOLD anyway… She should return her silver too… Read more »
Before he went all whimsical-Mary-Poppins-kitsch with his London Olympics opening ceremony, Danny Boyle directed the darkly disturbing zombie flick, 28 Days Later.

In the film the highly contagious Rage virus cascades through society, turning everyone it touches into raving angry psychotics in a matter of seconds.
You’d be forgiven for seeing it as a commentary on modern society, with so much furious spittle flying from mindless mouths. A quick database search of the nation’s major newspapers brings up 609 stories on angry people. It’s not very scientific, but it does show that our community tends to be infuriated quite a bit.
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Elizabeth1 says:
I think Aristotle had it right. “Anyone can be angry - that’s easy. But to be angry with the right person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose, and in the right way - this is not easy”. The Nicomachean Ethics. Read more »
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Sad Sad Reality says:
@James1. I apologise. I was a little harsh. I see what you are saying. And I agree some people join bandwagons that have no merit. I mean, I know feminism exists. And I agree there is no vast female plot to subjugate males. There is however a vast female plot… Read more »
As far as missiles go, James “The Missile” Magnussen is a bit like the rocket they tried to launch in North Korea a few months ago which made a fizzing sound and ended up lying on the tarmac.

If the Olympics are meant to teach us life lessons the lesson from Magnussen’s failure is a very old-fashioned one, that pride comes before a fall. Not only did Magnusson fail to “medal” in the relay – to use that ludicrous verb – he is also unlikely to win any medals for being gracious in defeat. In the lead-up to London he acted as if he had one hand on the gold, grabbing the microphone and declaring “brace yourselves” after the Olympic trials back in March.
On Sunday, like that ill-fated North Korean missile, Magnussen had a hissy fit of his own with a display of pursed-lip poolside churlishness where he said he had “no response” and “no idea” as to what went wrong, before wandering off leaving his three better-performing teammates to face the music.
Continue reading "Taxpayers at ready to restore Aussie pride, oi oi etcetera" »
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DaveinPerth says:
@Justme. - I think you will find the majority of Olympic contestants could do better for themselves if they chucked it in and lived a normal life like you and me. I’m certainly not up to the challenge of doing 8 pool sessions a week and another 2 gym sessions.… Read more »
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Pinky says:
Anyone who has ever competed in sport at a relatively high level would know how expensive and overpriced all of our sporting gear is in comparison to countries such as the US and Canada. The geography of our country also plays a large role in the development of athletes as… Read more »
Julia Gillard is taking a short break this week while the Olympics dominates the news cycle, but the return of parliament a fortnight from today looms as a new danger period for her if enough colleagues read the evidence in the same way.

That evidence now includes a poll published yesterday after a month or so of the new carbon pricing system operating.
Labor’s primary vote rose (a statistically insignificant) two points from 28 per cent to 30 per cent in the survey.
Continue reading "Gillard may win the carbon battle but still lose the war" »
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Ron Vincent says:
The PM might be taking a short break, but not long enough. Please resign, take your shekels and take a break that will see you disappear into oblivion. One thing for sure is that M/s Gillard has been such a disaster that I doubt we will ever be able to… Read more »
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Bob says:
Ben: You knew Marcus Crassus? I keep getting the feeling that around that time WAS the last time the term was used correctly. QLD Labor WISHES they were only decimated. Read more »
The short-term fix of Olympic glory aside, Essential’s weekly poll suggests Australia is a pretty miserable place right now. We may be living in one of the most prosperous societies in history, but we aren’t happy with how our own lives are travelling.

The majority of us say we are either struggling or just coping financially; we are worried about losing our jobs and expect our personal situation to deteriorate over the next 12 months.
We actively dislike our elected leaders, both PM and Opposition are disapproved by about two thirds of us. We have have not only lost faith in government in most of our public institutions – the public service, the High Court, the Reserve Bank, business, unions, the media, even religion.
Continue reading "A nation of stressed-out, time poor, lonely worker bees" »
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Louise says:
Until we realize the truth of this point of view, no one will stop scheduling breakfast meetings, weekend conferences etc. Even not so early/late starts/finishes eat into personal time when a trip through the morning traffic is at least an hour for the people who bought 20 minutes away! Add… Read more »
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Chris says:
Well figure this out… we moved to Asia and have a full time driver, a full time live in ya ya and a full time executive assistant. I work full time and the wife works three days a week… and the crazy thing is we have never been busier… I… Read more »
I’m a little worried that Australians might be experiencing a sort of Stockholm Syndrome. We’ve been held hostage to high housing costs for so long that we’ve learnt it seems, to love them. We hear cheers every time house prices rise, and don’t stop to think what spending $500 a week on rent might do to the household budget.

I’m guilty of it myself. A few weeks ago when I saw a report by the Council of Australian Governments (COAG) Reform Council that showed over half of low income renters in Sydney were in housing stress I was hardly surprised. But when did it become normal to accept that people on low incomes should have to give up going to the dentist, cut back on kids school trips or skip meals, just to live in our cities?
Rents in every capital city are chewing up more household income than ever. The 2011 Census showed that between 2006 and 2011 the median rent in Sydney rose by 42 per cent, while household income rose by just 23 per cent, and for every city it’s a similar story.
Continue reading "When did we decide out-of-reach housing was normal?" »
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averagebloke says:
Negative Gearing is here to stay - it is set in stone. Therefore, housing will never be affordable in Australia ever again. So if you can’t beat ‘em join ‘em. Read more »
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DMc says:
@Anne71, A tenant with a current lease cannot be kicked out even if the property is sold. The new owner is bound by law to honour the pre-existing lease (in WA at least). I for one would jump at the chance to sign up a tenant for a multi-year lease… Read more »
Here’s something you don’t see every day: a climate change sceptic says the science has converted him, and he now believes humans are responsible for climate change.

Professor Richard Muller founded the Berkeley Earth Surface Temperature (Best) project, a large study that found the Earth’s temperature was increasing and we are almost entirely the cause. He said he was surprised by the findings. “We were not expecting this, but as scientists, it is our duty to let the evidence change our minds,” he said.
Have you changed your mind about anything recently? Discuss here, or chat about anything else that gets you hot and bothered.
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Expat Ozzie says:
TimB: You said “Wow. It’s almost as if the Punch Team (and iansand) are manipulating the ‘facts’ to suit their own narrative. Who would have thought warmists would stoop to such levels? I for one am completely and utterly shocked.” Hmmm. Yep, read it again. Can’t see anywhere in here… Read more »
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iansand says:
This is a nice graph, TimB, from the same source as yours. http://c3headlines.typepad.com/.a/6a010536b58035970c016768e6c6b9970b-pi A bit of perspective. Read more »
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