May 2010

One night in an impromptu makeshift dance party in Mosul, in Iraq, I met a young girl of age 20 who I started to talk to about Iraqi politics. We spoke in English - her fractured English was a lot better than my fractured Arabic – and discussed topics as broad as the disconnect between the political class and the people, to the Bollywood blockbuster Slumdog Millionaire. 

So do you want to dance? Photo: Getty Images

I fondly remember that conversation, for one simple reason - Lubna was wearing the niqab, or, what most Australians would refer to (incorrectly) as the burqa.  She wasn’t what I had envisaged a typical niqab wearing woman to be like. 

She was partying and dancing next to both males and females who were drinking alcohol and rocking out to Katy Perry.  She was progressive, easy going and open-minded.

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  • xyz says:

    01:36pm | 07/07/10

    JH, you have decided to wear the niqab as a provocative statement to the broader Australian community in a knee-jerk reaction to this blog… how nice! The thing is… God did’t ask you to do it, so why are you doing it if it isn’t just to get a reaction! Read more »

  • JH says:

    09:03pm | 04/07/10

    Well, Mato mate You’ve got that one wrong. Being a young muslim business woman myself, I can tell you that’s one of the greatest misconceptions around. My husband didn’t have a say in me wearing the hijab, as don’t many other women’s husband. Tomorrow, if God so wills, I plan… Read more »

 

Why is it that when a health care professional informs a morbidly obese man that he should lose some weight, that mans first reaction is to cry ‘discrimination’? 

Do you want fries with that?

Where is the prejudice in this situation?  As a society we are practically drowning in information about the inextricable link between being overweight and being unhealthy. If you think three square meals a day can be purchased through a drive-thru window, and that exercise is getting up to change the channel when you’ve lost the remote, then that should remove your right to feel offended when you’re handed an ample helping of the truth. 

If someone who has spent the better part of a decade at medical school learning how to piece you back together if you break, tells you to drop a few kgs, they’re doing it for your own good. 

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  • Leon says:

    06:02pm | 01/02/12

    Is this you? http://en-gb.facebook.com/julie.cokergodson Who should we take Australia back from? Can’t quite read it. Are these your words? ‘Yes, definitely get the anti carbon tax people on board.  they will support you 150%.  I have numerous sites that I am admin and member of so these will help you… Read more »

 

The death of 24 year old Matthew McEvoy outside a night club in Melbourne in 2008 was as a result of acts of senseless violence by two young men, Andriyas Tello and Lauren Sako.

Rape, violence, depression…Melbourne's Pentridge Prison.

But as tragic as Matthew McEvoy’s death is, it is important to remember that the justice system in a democratic society is not there as a tool of revenge or bloodlust, but exists rather as a means of both protecting society and hoping that these young men do not offend in this serious way again.

David Penberthy on this site last Thursday took issue with Victorian Supreme Court Justice Paul Coghlan’s sentencing of Tello, who pleaded guilty to manslaughter, to a period of 5 years imprisonment (Sako has already been sent to jail for 6 years with a 3 year minimum term).

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  • Dan says:

    04:32pm | 01/06/10

    AdamC, ‘In a sense, yes. Favouring lesser sentences is a luxury for those who are confident they will never become victims of crime.’ That is so absurd that I don’t know whether you’re serious or not. Alright fine, let’s talk about tough sentencing. Explain to me why it is that… Read more »

  • lucy says:

    04:21pm | 01/06/10

    Arios, ‘bear the cost of what they produce?’ How exactly do you suggest that parents are responsible for everything that happens with their child until they die? Would you also agree that the parent of a child who stayed in a relationship of domestic violence and ultimately died as a… Read more »

 

With the excellence that is Eurovision upon us again, here’s a flashback piece from shortly after our Punch launch last year…

Surely Australia can do better than this: Kejsi Tola, Albania's 2009 Eurovision entry.

What is there not to love about Eurovision? This year we had breakdancing Albanian midgets cavorting with a man in a sequinned aquamarine bodysuit and the winner was a fiddle-wielding Norwegian boy-singer. Plus, the Warsaw Pact still seems to be in force but nobody cares.

What is there not to love about it? Oh yeah, the music.

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  • Michael says:

    01:31pm | 01/06/10

    We already have a crappy music contest, its called Australian Idol Read more »

  • casey says:

    08:49pm | 31/05/10

    Whoa at the video. If you can sing, you don’t need your earpieces cause the music is the map. I’m actually terrified. Read more »

 

It’s been a turbulent year for the AFL, as it grapples with some of the hottest issues in the public eye. Sex scandals, the homosexuality debate, players caught out with illicit drugs – and major upsets each week on the field.

Not for the first time, these colours are associated with something other than football.

Match attendances are healthy, newspapers are overloaded with dramatic revelations of off-field disasters and the injury rate has meant some of the younger players are being rested for fear of breakdown.

Let’s talk about sex first. Now that I have your attention, the St Kilda-pregnant teen incident has highlighted the dangers for star footballers, young fans, and the potential disruption to all of their lives.

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  • Tim says:

    09:16am | 01/06/10

    Well Acker, either: A. I was sitting on the end of the bed OR B. I actually read the news story. I’ll let you work out which is more likely. Read more »

  • Dan says:

    05:48pm | 31/05/10

    Cherub “No one wants to say sex before marriage is morally wrong. “ Well, maybe not everyone believes that sex before marriage is morally wrong. I don’t. “Well, I will and at the heart of the matter is a society which seems to thinks nothing is right or wrong, just… Read more »

 

John Lloyd, the Australian Building and Construction Commissioner, is paid $400,000 a year. Could a public servant ever be worth that much?

One of the many sexy highlights from the Men of the CFMEU calendar.

Yes, when he and his role is worth a lot more than that to the Australian economy in billions of dollars of productivity gains. And yes, when the remuneration represents danger money as the Commissioner and his staff for which is responsible, have been and continue to be subject to intimidation and coercion by Eureka cross wearing thugs across worksites nationwide.

John Lloyd, a very charming but tough man, is even more remarkable as a public servant as he could have opted to keep a long term cushy IR Club job as a commissioner for many years.

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  • Jack Thomas says:

    10:23am | 01/06/10

    Ok then, point to another union who is representative? If you are honest for once, you will acknowledge they are just the fundraisers for the ALP. How about the three unions (ETU, AWU and AMWU) who protested on the West Gate Bridge in Melbourne, paying bikies $100 a day to… Read more »

  • TheRealDave says:

    01:29am | 01/06/10

    I used to support the idea of Unions - not any more…yet I still vote Labor only because I can’t stand the arseholes in the Lib/Nat parties. A few years ago I was looking after the IT side of a very large, and very public, sports redevelopment project. I got… Read more »

 

IT looks like the Federal Government has dug itself into a hole over the resources super profits tax. The more it tries to justify the proposed tax the more costly it is proving electorally and the harder it will be to dredge a way out of the minefield it has created.

Flawed salesman…after the ETS debacle can Rudd win on the RSPT? Photo: Getty Images

Framing a Budget forecast back in the black based on syphoning the rich profits of the big miners to fill a deep deficit must have seemed like a good idea at the time.

However, the Rudd Government underestimated the protests from the powerful resources lobby. The Prime Minister says the Government’s latest $38.5 million advertising campaign on the RSPT will counter a “scare campaign funded by some very, very big vested interests”.

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  • John says:

    11:42am | 01/06/10

    John. You missed my point, maybe you should take off those pink coloured glasses. No-one is against an increase in tax, miners or govt, its the way the whole thing has been botched by govt. If there is no public inclusion in decisions you know what happens….whoever it is gets… Read more »

  • Freeman says:

    09:37am | 01/06/10

    Don’t be sorry Perse, it aint your fault. i’m yet to hear a Lib supporter proudly state that they and their family proudly vote liberal and always have (and always will) Labor on the other hand has a following from families who blindly vote labor at every election, even though… Read more »

 

Welcome to another glorious instalment of Suburban Tales – now moved to the business end of the news week. Finally, snippets of council curiosities and men doing strange things in sheds can rub shoulders with news of political intrigue and social schism.

Fluffy Kimba, post-spin cycle. Photo: Annika Ender

We leave it to you, dear reader, to decide which is more ridiculous.

The rolling ballad of spin cycle Kimba: The internet is awash with tales of the age-old battle between pet and household appliance. Cat v microwave, dog v ride-on mover, hamster v sandwich, the list goes on.

It’s 43 years to the day since Aretha Franklin went #1 on the Billboard charts with Respect, a song which has oddly been in the news a bit due to Kevin Rudd’s RSPT. How rocking is this live version…

Does Kevin Rudd use too many acronyms?

Sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me.

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  • Steve says:

    01:36pm | 31/05/10

    Have not heard much of Sarah Palin or the ultra right wing Republicans who liked to chant their “Drill baby, drill” mantra. Let’s hope the oil spill does not get into the gulf stream and end up in Europe. Read more »

  • Dan says:

    01:31pm | 31/05/10

    You’re absolutely right. He was a legend. I can not believe he’s dead. I’m still shocked. Read more »

 

Kevin Rudd is seriously re-considering an August election after previously dismissing the idea when polls showed he was on the slide. The next two or three polls could decide the matter.

Take your pick…Kev is currently poring over this.

The revived option comes amid a growing view that the Opposition’s resurgence since Tony Abbott took over may be stalling because he is not yet seen as genuine alternative prime minister.

The theory goes that Mr Abbott’s personal approval rating may be acting as a ceiling on the Coalition vote because undecided voters believe he’s still got the leadership training wheels on. But the situation may be temporary. The fear in the Government is that his stocks could improve if he has more time to convince wary voters.

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  • Don Clark says:

    09:34pm | 07/06/10

    Bleeding Heart says:12:39am | 31/05/10 persephone says:08:00am | 31/05/10 For once, Persephone is not quite right correct. But BH is plain wrong. The Organisation for Economic Cooperation and Development (OECD) and the International Monetary Fund (IMF)  are front-rank international organisations.  Australia is a member of both organisations, represented at each… Read more »

  • Diana says:

    03:31pm | 07/06/10

    tony Abbott doesn’t have to give his policies until Rudd calls an election which most of you who are writing in seem to forget.  If he gave his policies before Rudd   calls an election Mr. Me Too will only steal them as his ideas. Read more »

 

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