January 2010

Our American friends remember The Alamo, we see Gallipoli and North Africa among defining moments in national pride and self-sacrifice against seemingly insurmountable odds.

Viv Forbes, rallying the troops

These initial bloody defeats led state and nations on to ultimate victory against powerful foes.

It’s drawing a long bow to compare any of those to the political battle now being fought on global warming, but one prominent climate realist has done that, and it’s sure to grab some attention.

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It’s the moment Great Britain has been waiting for – one of its own tennis players on the verge of winning a grand slam.

Federer looks unassailable going into Sunday's final. Photo: AFP


The talented Scot has all the right attributes to win a grand slam. But Murray has one giant problem. Roger Federer ... the world’s No. 1.

There’s a simple reason why Federer will win the Australian Open on Sunday.

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    08:23pm | 31/01/10

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  • Julie Tullberg says:

    05:22pm | 31/01/10

    Dan, you raise a good point about Fed being vulnerable. I agree. Everyone’s vulnerable. But I think circumstances are different for every game and in this case, it’s Fed’s final. He’s in control and Murray will have to play way above himself to threaten Fed. Read more »

 

Taxation reform as a political issue may not float many people’s boat but in an election year it promises to be as entertaining as a day in the life of Jack Bauer. We have two political leaders - Kevin Rudd and Tony Abbott - who are equally unconvincing on the economy and who must grapple with a political hot potato.

The director, Ken Henry

The Rudd Government will soon respond to the final report of Australia’s Tax System Review Panel. The Panel, headed by Treasury Secretary Ken Henry, will recommend the most comprehensive reform of the tax system in a generation.

Taxation reform is a policy challenge more complex than quantum mechanics.  Australia’s existing tax system has outdated Commonwealth-State financial arrangements and effective marginal tax rates that discourage people on welfare from participating in the workforce. Australia also faces significant economic challenges that are intimately related to the taxation system, such as an over-reliance on mining for national wealth; an aging population; and the need to reduce the carbon output of the economy.

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  • Lisa says:

    05:48pm | 31/01/10

    Small business owners are a tiny minority in this democracy, so it is probably no wonder that so few people have any real understanding of how tax levels dissuade people from starting or continuing a small business. Productivity is a problem for Australia - we want the high wages, but… Read more »

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It was never going to take long - here’s the Downfall parody of Hitler finding out about the iPad. As usual, he’s not happy and this contains some strong subtitles.

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Update Saturday 6am, map addition: Herman Rockefeller is dead. Two people have been charged with his murder. The Herald Sun reports police are investigating a swingers’ website that may have led to a meeting between the suspects and Mr Rockefeller.

Excerpts from the court report: Mario Schembri, 57, from Wallan, and Bernadette Denny, of Hadfield, have each been charged with one count of murder. A detective told Melbourne Magistrate’s Court both had admitted being involved in an altercation with Rockefeller on the night he vanished. They also admitted to police that they had assisted in the disposal of the body, the court was told. Police were taken to a residence in View St, Glenroy, where it is understood that human remains were believed to have been buried in the back yard.

You may need to zoom out a bit to see all the placemarks. Click on them for more detail.


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The proposal this year to remove the artistic defence from the NSW proposed legislation on child abuse, which includes child pornography and exploitation, is not particularly about censoring artists. 

The police raid on Bill Henson's photographs at the Robin Oxley 9 Gallery in Sydney in 2008.

In fact, the Australia Council for the Arts believes that the proposal, which will harmonise NSW laws with the Commonwealth laws on the definitions of child pornography, has the potential to be advantageous to genuine artistic expression. 

Mention art and pornography together, and people immediately position themselves at opposite ends of the room.

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  • Gerard Oosterman says:

    04:58pm | 30/01/10

    Australia would be about the only country where people argue that nudity is alright over 18 but not below that age. What is it about Anglo countries that they fear so much about bodies of any age or any shape. Bill Henson would never have been harassed by police or… Read more »

  • Petal says:

    10:08am | 30/01/10

    This sort of reform is Kevin Rudd pandering to his his “Christian belt” showing his Christian values to sure up votes. Nothing else. Internet filter etc…... And they try to pin Abbott down on his religeous agenda. Read more »

 

The Punch’s fashion queen and all-round style guru Nedahl Stelio made a shocking announcement this morning. 

Clogs. Be part of the solution. File/.

The clog she tweeted is making a comeback.

That’s right ‘clog’. That funny looking shoe made with open backs and closed toes.

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    02:58pm | 01/02/10

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We all know that sex sells. Some of the earliest tobacco advertising featured stylised drawings of starlets inserted in cigarette packs.

Sexy images of women are used to sell everything, from cars to spring water to internet access.Many such ads are targeted at men, but ads for products aimed at women are often similar.

Not only are sexually provocative images of women used to advertise, but they are routinely featured on television, music video clips, movies and even toys.  While adults are better equipped to deal with the bombardment of sexualised content, we need to stop to consider the impact it has on children.

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    11:11pm | 02/07/10

    That’s exactly right Amanda there’s no problem that can’t be solved (just before an election) by some neat little piece of boutique legislation that assumes we’re all fools who can’t run our own lives.  Hey great idea, I’ll just cede control of my life to the current gang of Labor… Read more »

 

The story of the ‘great Australian sickie’ made it around the world this week, spreading the fallacy that half a million Aussies faked sore throats and tummy bugs to get a long weekend.

Sickies. Almost as Australian as the beach. Picture: James Elsby.

Direct Health Solutions – apparently a ‘leader in Positive Absence Management and Corporate Wellness Solutions’ (what the?) – was given a massive free kick with their Australia Day absenteeism ‘estimate’.

Then the Retailers Associations’ Scott Driscoll really got the headlines pumping, labelling the sickie-takers ‘unAustralian bums’.

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  • Frank of Brizzie says:

    03:55pm | 31/01/10

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    03:04pm | 31/01/10

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Following Andy Murray’s pretty convincing win in last night’s Australian Open semi-final The Punch now argues Australia must support the young Scot in the final. For one it has been 74 years since the last British male won a grand slam, and secondly Australia kind of killed their last champion.

Andy Murray, a British person not completely crap at tennis

If you are ever tempted to complain about the state of Australian tennis just remember this: the British are really, really bad. They even have to say British because as individual UK nations it would look even more pathetic.

While Virginia Wade won Wimbledon in 1977 for all the British ladies in the place, the last male Briton to win a grand slam was Fred Perry back in 1936. In 1936 the Nazis were running Germany and refrigeration was looked upon with the same awe as the iPad is today. Perhaps only bettered by Cronulla’s inability to ever win the premiership it’s one of the longest standing failures in sport.

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  • Andrew says:

    01:49am | 30/01/10

    Ok Paul, not sure what you’re on about. Yes we love to win everthing there is, we’re extremely competitive. If England had the same approach maybe you guys would win too? Btw, your soccer (football) team is dirt, many millions wasted on those horrible english players. Read more »

  • Dan says:

    11:30pm | 29/01/10

    Marci M.. I hate to break it to you but real men are actually afraid to cry thats why we try to hold it in.. Every so often we can’t stop ourselves and have to let go of a “manly” tear or two, However Fed’s performance/waterworks while Nadel was giving… Read more »

 

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